Nobody has ever accused Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy of being the House equivalent of Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. Shrewd, cagey, experienced... these are not the words that come to mind. Proof in point. Remember when McCarthy went on Hannity in 2015.
"Everybody thought Hillary Clinton was unbeatable, right? But we put together a Benghazi special committee, a select committee. What are her numbers today? Her numbers are dropping. Why? Because she's un-trustable. But no one would have known any of that had happened had we not fought and made that happen."
Kind of like a mini-Trump. Saying the stuff you're supposed to only mention in cigar smoke-filled backrooms. Not say out loud on live national television.
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| (The Orange Prolapse eagerly demonstrates a classic fisting maneuver while an excited K-Mac waves to the crowd) |
Kevin McCarthy
Kevin McCarthy, you are a turd
Trump is gonna call you a big ass turd
And if that big ass turd don’t stink
Trump is gonna make your lips kiss his ring
And if the orange prolapse has gas
Trump is gonna stick it way up your ass
And if that asshole isn’t woke
Trump is gonna want you to flag a boat
And if that boat don’t got no flags
Trump is gonna feel like he’s on the rag
And if that tampon full disclosure
Trump is gonna bleed out his ass bend over
And if he bends over but can’t fart
Trump is gonna give you some works of art
And if that art is counterfeit
Just sell it and your life will soon turn into shit
Kevin McCarthy, you are a turd
Trump is gonna call you a big ass turd
And if that big ass turd don’t stink
Trump is gonna make your lips kiss his ring
And if the orange prolapse has gas
Trump is gonna stick it way up your ass
And if that asshole isn’t woke
Trump is gonna want you to flag a boat
And if that boat don’t got no flags
Trump is gonna feel like he’s on the rag
And if that tampon full disclosure
Trump is gonna bleed out his ass bend over
And if he bends over but can’t fart
Trump is gonna give you some works of art
And if that art is counterfeit
Just sell it and your life will soon turn into shit
Hush, Little Baby
Hush, little Baby, don't say a word,
Papa's gonna buy you a Mockingbird.
And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass.
And if that looking glass gets broke,
Papa's gonna buy you a billy goat,
And if that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull,
And if that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.
And if that dog named Rover won't bark,
Papa's gonna buy you a horse and a cart.
And if that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.
Hush, little Baby, don't say a word,
Papa's gonna buy you a Mockingbird.
And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass.
And if that looking glass gets broke,
Papa's gonna buy you a billy goat,
And if that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull,
And if that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.
And if that dog named Rover won't bark,
Papa's gonna buy you a horse and a cart.
And if that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.
Please do not share this information with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA), Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.
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