#77. Mace Moron

First and foremost, here's an obligatory pic of Congresswoman Nancy Mace (R-SC) with the Orange Prolapse.  As expected it's all smiles.  Ah, the warm embrace of exposed fluorescent colon.

I think Mace is deserving of a nickname.  How about "Greene Light?"  As in runner-up to Marjorie Taylor-Greene (R-GA).  Only becuase the SuperGenius Mark Madden refers to JuJu Smith-Schuster as "AB Light" (Antonio Brown).  Just a thought.

Mace recently expressed doubt, as to whether or not anyone, during the daylong insurrection inside the Capitol actually pounded on Representative's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez' office door.  That's some pretty unusual territory considering her name's on the door.  Even if you take into account the current state of animosity and divisive rhetoric, it's basically calling her a lair.  After all, how the fuck would she know what happened during those 5 hours?  A riot... is by definition a riot.  An insurrection... is an insurrection.  Much like a stampede... is a stampede.  And when people end up dead, you call it a stampede.  Not "crowd turbulence."  When a person gets crush asphyxiated, you don't say... Oh dear, how unfortunate that someone "lost their breath."  

I just don't think Nancy Mace is in a position to accurately report on the experiences of Ocasio-Cortez.  

In fact, I think Mace is a moron.

Dedicated to my favorite Dave Matthews fan... Jenn D. a/k/a "Can I Get A Witness."

Mace Moron
sonofsaf

Nancy whines from Hilton Head Island
I’m A.O.C., she’s not my friend
Cuz she’s just not very kind

When will we spill blood again
Our gender you will screw
A dead end, you’ll never win
You make me shiver no thank you

If I die, you’re not smart
That makes you a whore
Conservative extremists and the Proud Boys I so abhor

Accuse with ease, try to think
What if you are wrong
Don’t be the missing link
You’ll fall apart
My Mace Moron
Try to think outside the con

Fingers were dismembered
All the violence no regrets
Why is it that you don’t seem to mind
The brains that get bashed in
Fingers were dismembered
All the violence no regrets

Accuse with ease, try to think
What if you are wrong
Don’t be the missing link
You’ll fall apart
My Mace Moron
Try to think outside the con
Try to think learn right from wrong

You think of violence optional
In this Capitol of mine
If you don’t like killing sprees
There’s blame you must assign

Accuse with ease, try to think
What if you are wrong
Don’t be the missing link
You’ll fall apart
My Mace Moron
Try to think and you’ll know
Accuse with ease, try to think
What if you are wrong
Don’t be the missing link
You’ll fall apart
My Mace Moron
Try to think outside the con
Try to think learn right from wrong
Try to think my Mace Moron

Grace is Gone
Dave Matthews Band

Neon shines through smokey eyes tonight
It's 2 a.m. I'm drunk again
And it's heavy on my mind

I could never love again
So much as I love you
Where you end, where I begin
Is like a river running through

Take my eyes, take my heart
I need them no more
If never again I fall upon the one I so adore

Excuse me please, one more drink
Could you make it strong
Cause I don't need to think
She broke my heart
My grace is gone
One more drink and I'll move on

One drink to remember
Then another to forget
How could I ever dream to find
Sweet love like you again
One drink to remember
Then another to forget

Excuse me please, one more drink
Could you make it strong
Cause I don't need to think
She broke my heart
My grace is gone
One more drink and I'll move on
One more drink and I'll be gone

You think of things impossible
Then the sun refuse to shine
I walk with you beside me
Your cold hand lay in mine

Excuse me please, one more drink
Could you make it strong
Cause I don't need to think
She broke my heart
My grace is gone
One more drink and I'll go
Excuse me please, one more drink
Could you make it strong
Cause I don't need to think
She broke my heart
My grace is gone
One more drink and I'll move on
One more drink and I'll be gone
One more drink my grace is gone

 

Possibly my favorite DMB song.  I'd have to give it some thought.  Definitely in my top 5.

Dave Matthews Band Concerts:

6-3-98, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
8-4-98, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
8-5-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
6-3-99, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
6-4-99, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
7-6-99, Desert Sky Pavilion, Phoenix, AZ
5-9-99, Civic Center, Charleston, WV
5-12-99, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH
6-19-00, Polaris Amphitheatre, Columbus, OH
7-3-00, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
7-19-00, RFK Stadium, Washington, DC
12-7-00, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH
4-4-02, MCI Center, Washington, DC
8-2-02, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-3-02, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
12-22-02, MCI Center, Washington, DC
6-26-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-27-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-26-04, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-27-04, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-4-05, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-5-05, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-10-06, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
5-31-13, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-28-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-9-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-1-18, Keybank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds:

1-23-99, Fisher Auditorium, Indiana, PA
9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)
9-16-17, Keybank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

August 2017 - Blenheim Vineyards (Dave Mathews' Winery), Charlottesville, VA

Please do not share this information with Nancy Mace (R-SC), former President Donald J. Trump, Marjorie Taylor-Greene (R-GA), Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), JuJu Smith-Schuster, Antonio Brown, DMB fans and/or Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds.