Some in Congress are calling for the resignation of Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick. Mostly due to his homoerotic proximity and financial ties to serial pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.
I think it'd be better for the Democratic party to leave him in place.... and linger in the background. Like a lurking Catholic priest. Except that he's Jewish. So howz about we give him a nickname. Perhaps the "Passover Predator" or the "Hebrew Hammer?" Note: the latter is already taken. Property of the Super Genius!
I'm going to do something that's entirely unprecedented. I'm going to award Howie Lutnick with the highly coveted "Three-Pronged Boner" Award. That consists of a golden toilet, a dead Bad Bunny, and an Orange Prolapse celebratory huzzah.
Say what you must. But Howard Lutnick is a patriot. Of the highest MAGA order!
Howard Lutnick
sonofsaf
Son’s cocaine’s a disgrace for POTUS
Joe Biden’s pardon meant to immunize
U.S. military parade is bullshit
Mushroom dick’s a tiny crime
Ass in arrears, committin’ crimes
White House he’ll raze, Trump bitches and cries
Howard Lutnick
Shitshow, shitshow, dildo
‘Cause Rape Island’s a
Dildo shitshow, shitshow, shitshow
A coup d’etat MAGA insurrection
All of that ass-kissing just isn’t right
Lake Tahoe golfing’s a vacation of tits
Stormy D. with her Stars and Stripes
Ass in arrears, committin’ crimes
White House he’ll raze, Trump bitches and cries
Howard Lutnick
Shitshow, shitshow, dildo
‘Cause Rape Island’s a
Dildo shitshow, shitshow
Howard Lutnick
Shitshow, shitshow, dildo
‘Cause Rape Island’s a
Dildo shitshow, shitshow.
You are invited to the land of bullshit.
Howard Lutnick
Shitshow, shitshow, dildo
‘Cause Rape Island’s a
Dildo shitshow, shitshow
Howard Lutnick
Shitshow, shitshow, dildo
‘Cause Rape Island’s a
Dildo shitshow, shitshow
This Is A Trick
Deftones
Something's changed in your face I notice
A different sparkle in those crazy eyes
Your unmistakable charade I know it
Always tricks me every time.
A million tears, a trillion times
I've seen that glaze and glitch in your eyes.
This is a trick
Hello, hello, I know
What this really is
I know hello, hello, hello
What's the matter with the transformation?
What you've been practicing for days and nights.
While I'm watching the creation of this
awful creature that no one likes.
A million tears, a trillion times
I've seen that glaze and glitch in your eyes.
This is a trick
Hello, hello, I know
What this really is
I know hello, hello
This is a trick
Hello, hello, I know
What this really is
I know hello, hello.
I'm so excited I can hardly take it.
This is a trick
Hello, hello, I know
What it really is
I know hello, hello,
It's just a trick
Hello, hello, I know
What it really is
I know hello, hello
From 1995 to the present, Deftones have rocked the Burgh an impressive 17 times.
Deftones:
5-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA (X-Fest)
