Plenty of prop bets for this year's Super Bowl. I have a prediction of my own.
But these odds aren't available to the gambling public. My prediction is that, DURING the game, Donald Trump will use his Truth Social platform to make the game about himself. Even possibly interfering with real-time, real-world stadium security. This will likely take place immediately following the Bad Bunny halftime performance.
I'm guessing the Orange Prolapse will post something along these lines...
The Super Bowl halftime entertainment was a pathetic un-American disgrace. This can NEVER be allowed to happen again. I have no idea why the NFL would encourage and support divisive, hateful rhetoric in our beautiful country. If I had chosen to attend, I would've walked out in PROTEST. The NFL needs to be held accountable and they should immediately offer full ticket refunds to ALL 75,000 fans!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Truth be told, I kinda like the +290 money line for Seahawks (chapter 9) WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba to get OVER .5 rushing yards. Probably on a reverse sometime in the 2nd half.
In other news, I wouldn't be too surprised if the abduction, ransom and release of Nancy Guthrie is timed to coincide with the Super Bowl. Trust me, one of these days a malevolent actor will try to "steal" the Super Bowl, likely with a political agenda in mind. At a bare minimum, force a "should we change the channel" conversation during the big game in millions of households... all over the planet.
Hamas has an extensive history with using kidnapping as a weapon. And the only people they hate more than the Jews, are the Christians. Just sayin.' Just something to think about.
Donald’s Super Bowl
sonofsaf
There’s no doubt
Donald's Super Bowl
Is the fuckin’ worst
Fuck Kristi Noem
There’s no doubt; there’s no doubt
There’s no doubt; there’s no doubt
No doubt!
Meh
Salad tossed ain’t a value meal
Liars yearning fake ain’t real
Fury and fire’s the New Deal
Nothing’s worse than stop the steal
There’s no doubt
Donald's Super Bowl
Is the fuckin’ worst
Fuck Kristi Noem
There’s no doubt; there’s no doubt
There’s no doubt; there’s no doubt
No doubt!
Trump’s Depends in Trump Tower
Shitty crack, asshole power
Donald has the greatest job to blow
Stormy whore, ho,ho,ho
There’s no doubt
Donald's Super Bowl
Is the fuckin’ worst
Fuck Kristi Noem
There’s no doubt; there’s no doubt
There’s no doubt; there’s no doubt
No doubt!
No doubt
Filthy Rabbit Hole
The Garden
I'm blacked out
Down the rabbit hole
Through the dust and dirt
Take me back home
I'm blacked out; I'm blacked out
I'm blacked out; I'm blacked out
Blacked out!
Yeah
Shotgun blast in an empty field
Fire burning on my heels
Too many liars, all concealed
Missing person, how I feel
I'm blacked out
Down the rabbit hole
Through the dust and dirt
Take me back home
I'm blacked out; I'm blacked out
I'm blacked out; I'm blacked out
I'm blacked out!
At the end of the hour
Watch my back, guard my tower
Whenever I feel like letting go
Lock my door, no, no, no
I'm blacked out
Down the rabbit hole
Through the dust and dirt
Take me back home
I'm blacked out; I'm blacked out
I'm blacked out; I'm blacked out
Blacked out!
Blacked out
From 1997 to 2018, The Garden played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times. Never heard of 'em.
