Liberal-leaning Chris Taylor soundly defeated her conservative opponent Maria Lazar in a race to be on the Wisconsin Supreme Court.
Chris Taylor: 903,411 votes (60.1%)
Maria Lazar: 598,266 votes (39.8%)
Regardless of her loss, let us honor Lazar with an Orange Prolapse Trophy.
| MAGA! |
And some miscellaneous Dumps.
| Roger Goodell is cuming to Shittsburgh. Welcum! |
Looks like Elon Musk lost big in Wisconsin... again.
| Elon cut the equilateral cheese. I prefer scalene. |
Musk spent a ton of dark money in support of Lazar.
Maria Lazar
sonofsaf
Stormy’s his BeBest enemy
Donald’s queer, Trump pornography
Stop the steal will matter at No Kings
A golden toilet stall in Washington, D.C.
A tiny mushroom is cuming
Damned Blue Collar Tweekers, Tweekers
The big lie he’ll teach ya, teach ya
Orange Prolapsin’ creature, creature
Judge Maria Lazar, czar
Donald Trump is queer, is queer
Donald Trump is queer, is queer
He’s bringing back the waterboards
Orange Prolapse fart
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Ivanka Kushner’s a fuckin’ Jew
The Donald knows what I’m saying
Shitshow, gonna git ya
MAGA Christians so devout
Jared’s a god man Jew, kosher what the fuck
Christ’s job was to blow, Jews to suck
Kushner clown devout Jew, that Jew is fucked up
Donald J. Trump’s a jag-off inbred result of cuming
Damned Blue Collar Tweekers, Tweekers
The big lie he’ll teach ya, teach ya
Orange Prolapsin’ creature, creature
Judge Maria Lazar, czar
Donald Trump is queer, is queer
Donald Trump is queer, is queer
He’s bringing back the waterboards
Orange Prolapse fart
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
The Straits of Hormuz closure, hooray, bend over
Something stinks when MAGA flags unfurl
Pornography is their enemy
The gayest whore in a Log Cabinet world ‘cause the GOP’s so queer, ho
Damned Blue Collar Tweekers, Tweekers
The big lie he’ll teach ya, teach ya
Orange Prolapsin’ creature, creature
Judge Maria Lazar, czar
Donald Trump is queer, is queer
Donald Trump is queer, is queer
He’s bringing back the waterboards
Orange Prolapse fart
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Maria Lazar (Ain’t okay)
Electric Guitar
Chris Brown
He plays the sweetest melody
When I hear, it takes over me
And I feel every strum of his strings
It reminds me of all the things we used to be
Can't breathe at all 'cause you're coming
Coming through my speaker, speaker
Got me tryna reach ya, reach ya
My analog feature, feature
My electric guitar, 'tar
Every time I hear, I hear
Every time I hear, I hear
You're ripping it up on them chords
Playing my heart
Electric guitar (When you play)
Electric guitar (When you play)
Electric guitar (When you play)
Electric guitar (When you play)
Electric guitar (When you play)
Electric guitar (When you play)
It kills me that I can't be with you
Thought I was the key you're playing
Don't know, I just gotta
Be the one you let bleed out
Wish I didn't know you, got me feeling stuck
I can't let you go, just my luck
Falling down without you, can you pick me up?
And now I can't get you off my head because you're coming
Coming through my speaker, speaker
Got me tryna reach ya, reach ya
My analog feature, feature
My electric guitar, 'tar
Every time I hear, I hear
Every time I hear, I hear
You're ripping it up on them chords
Playing my heart
Electric guitar (When you play)
Electric guitar (When you play)
Electric guitar (When you play)
Electric guitar (When you play)
Electric guitar (When you play)
Electric guitar (When you play)
I'm losing my composure, okay, game over
You must think that I'm a crazy girl
Please control me with your melody
I'll play it for the world 'cause I'm your girl and I just wanna hear, so
Coming through my speaker, speaker
Got me tryna reach ya, reach ya
My analog feature, feature
My electric guitar, 'tar
Every time I hear, I hear
Every time I hear, I hear
You're ripping it up on them chords
Playing my heart
Electric guitar (When you play)
Electric guitar (When you play)
Electric guitar (When you play)
Electric guitar (When you play)
Electric guitar (When you play)
Electric guitar (When you play)
From 2011 to 2019, Chris Brown rapped the Burgh 3 times. Never seen him.
Fun fact: Much of Brown's career has been overshadowed by legal controversies. Most notably a 2009 felony assault conviction involving then-girlfriend Rihanna. He hit her with an umbrella... ella... ella.

