#3984. Reflecting Pool

Meet the owner of Greenwater Services.

Trump mega-donor John J. Cafaro.

Trump gave this Stalin-esque clown a no-bid contract to fix the Reflecting Pool.  

Henceforth, it has officially been renamed as the Reflecting Poo.  Why?  

Because it's full of shit and all that shit is literally staring back at you.

In the meantime, the Orange Prolapse posts his pathetic AI-generated slop.

SAD!

 

Reflecting Pool
sonofsaf

Donald Trump’s a crude retard
Envy and fear
Fuckin’ piece of shit
Asshole hair is bad

Donald Trump’s a crude retard
Pornography
Fuckin’ piece of shit
Jared scored, the kush

Jewish king’s shitty and not a man
Very uncool
Keeping your oath to The Donald’s divine

Jewish king’s shitty and not a man
Stormy got laid
Hating a gold toilet’s the golden rule

Donald J. Trump is a clown
Reflecting Pool
Shittin’ on a golden toilet indeed

Donald J. Trump is a clown
Reflecting Pool
Shittin’ in a golden port-a-jon’s inbred

Jewish king’s shitty and not a man
Donald’s a creep
Liar in Mar-a-Lago’s an orange dork

Ivanka Kushner is a kike
Shit is bullshit
Proud Boys and Girls are born again
Proud Boys and Girls are born again
Proud Boys and Girls are born again
Fucked up

 

We Rule The School
Belle & Sebastian

On a beech tree rudely carved
NC was here
Why did she do it?
Was she scared or sad?

On a beech tree rudely carved
NC loved me
Why did she do it?
Was she bored, or pushed

Do something pretty while you can
Don't be a fool
Reading the Gospel to yourself is fine

Do something pretty while you can
Don't be afraid
Skating a pirouette on ice is cool

On a bus stop in the town
"We Rule The School"
Written for everyone to see and read

On a bus stop in the town
"We Rule The School"
Written for everyone with eyes in their head

Do something pretty while you can
Don't fall asleep
Driving from California to New York

Call me a prophet if you like
It's no secret
You know the world is made for men
You know the world is made for men
You know the world is made for men
Not us

Difficult parody.  Peculiar lyrics.  

Belle & Sebastian played the Burgh twice.  Once in 2013 at Stage AE.  The other time in 2019 at the Carnegie Music Hall.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

Please do not share this material with John J. Cafaro and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3983. David Steiner

The Orange Prolapse's U.S. Postmaster General David Steiner is a treasonous piece of shit.

 

But so is his Secretary of War.

As well as the Euro-trash Slovenian Whore.

Fuckin' manners, please! (mark 1:20)

 

 

David Steiner
sonofsaf

Ivanka’s cunt smells of fishes.
Why’s she always fuckin’ bitchin’.
Crime.

Granny Diner
Grizzly Bear

Why won't you do any dishes? 
I always clean up the kitchen. 
Fine.

  

From 2007 to 2018, Grizzly Bear has "MAMA-Palined" the Burgh a grand total of 3 times.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

Please do not share this material with David Steiner and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3982. Trump Is A Cunt From The Right

 Let's give President Donald J. Trump a Make America GRATE Again Award.

Well deserved!  Yet truth be told... Trump is a cunt.

  

So let it be written.  So let it be done.  Trump is a cunt from the right.

 

Trump Is A Cunt From The Right
sonofsaf

Orange Prolapse farts, cheatin’ blunder
A shitshow and cum dumpster load
Coup d’etat plans, kill the blue coppers
The Donald’s shittin’ has a job to blow
An anal dildo toy
Golden toilet just for you
Hella, smellin’ asshat and shit show
Ivanka is a Jew

Proud Boys gonna fight, Bud Light
Hell, The Donald’s shitshow
And oath keepin’ all night
Hell, let’s fight, Bud light
Evangelicals pray
He’s a cunt from the far right
Hell, far right, far right
Has no Y chromosome
Donald Trump is a cunt from the right

Hella shitshow
With no hard-ons
A job to blow no guidelines
His mushroom meat, Tahoe vacation
Shitshow is a cover-up McClown implied
An anal dildo toy
Golden toilet just for you
Hella, smellin’ asshat and shit show
Ivanka is a Jew

Proud Boys gonna fight, Bud Light
Hell, The Donald’s shitshow
And oath keepin’ all night
Hell, let’s fight, Bud light
Evangelicals pray
He’s a cunt from the far right
Hell, far right, far right
Has no Y chromosome
Donald Trump is a cunt from the right

[Instrumental Interlude]

Trump is a cunt from the right
Bud Light
Hell, The Donald’s shitshow
And oath keepin’ all night
Hell, let’s fight, Bud light
Evangelicals pray
He’s a cunt from the far right
Hell, far right, far right
Has no Y chromosome
Donald Trump is a cunt from the right

Yo, Trump is a cunt from the right
Yo-Yo, Trump is a cunt from the right
Yo, Trump is a cunt from the right
Yo-Yo, Trump is
Trump is a cunt form the right
Yo-Yo, Trump is a cunt from the right
Yo, Trump is a cunt from the right

 

Ain't Even Done With The Night
John Cougar Mellencamp
 

Well our hearts beat like thunder
I don't know why they don't explode
You got your hands in my back pockets
And sam cooke's singin' on the radio
You say that I'm the boy
Who can make it all come true
Well, I'm tellin' ya that I don't know
If I know what to do

You say that's all right, hold tight
Well, I don't even know
If I'm doin' this right
Well, all right, hold tight
We can stay out all day
We can run around all night
Well, all night, all night
Well, it's time to go home
And I ain't even done with the night

Well I don't know
No good come-ons
And I don't know no cool lines
I feel the heat of your frustration
I know it's burnin' you up deep down inside
You say that I'm the boy
Who can make it all come true
Well I'm tellin' ya that I don't know
If I know what to do

You say that's all right, hold tight
Well, I don't even know
If I'm doin' this right
Well, all right, hold tight
We can stay out all day
We can run around all night
Well, all night, all night
Well, it's time to go home
And I ain't even done with the night

[Instrumental Interlude]

Ain't even done with the night
Hold tight
Well, I don't even know
If I'm doin' this right
Well, all right, hold tight
We can stay out all day
We can run around all night
Well, all night, all night
Well, it's time to go home
And I ain't even done with the night

No, I ain't even done with the night
No, no, ain't even done with the night
No, I ain't even done with the night
No, no, ain't even
Ain't even done with the night
No, no, ain't even done with the night
No, I ain't even done with the night 

From 1979 to the present, John Cougar has played the Burgh an impressive 24 times.  Multiple employees at Star Lake have confirmed that he's a total fuckin' douchebag.

John Cougar Mellencamp: 

9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavillion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

7-5-05, Post-Gazette Pavillion, Burgettstown, PA 

9-16-17, KeyBank Pavillion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm-Aid)

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

Please do not share this material with President Donald J. Trump.

#3981. Steiner

I think it's reasonable to charge the Orange Prolapse's Postmaster General David Steiner with treason.

Hey, if you wanna disenfranchise, suppress, and eliminate the votes of millions of Americans (military, mail-in, disability, etc.) via the U.S. mail... you have to be ultimately held accountable.  This ain't no joke.

And guess what?  Such a crime is punishable by death.  Personally speaking, I 'd like to see him entangled in a golden escalator.  Butt that's just me.

 

A relatively lame Trump Dump spotted outside the Jason Aldean Bar on the North Shore.  Sad!

 

Steiner
sonofsaf

Jew insurrection
Fake Kushner
Postmaster David Steiner blows

Tahoe vacation
Stormy whore
His pornography’s a shitshow

Jared’s confession
Interfaith
State of Israel cash advance

Honorable mention
Sixty-nine
Big Mac pink slime song and dance

Jew insurrection
Fake Kushner
Postmaster David Steiner blows

 

Miner
Kara’s Flowerrs

Choose my direction
Make me stir
Which way do other miners go?

That's your injection
Strip my fur
Will someone teach me why it's so?

Where is my lesson?
Give me faith
Where will I really have a chance?

You'll choose the tension
Yet, it's mine
Give me the time to form a stance

Choose my direction
Make me stir
Which way do other miners go?

 

Kara's Flowers played the Burgh just once.  In 1997 at Club Laga.  The band eventually morphed into Maroon 5... who from 2003 to the present, has played the Burgh 12 times.  Never seen either of 'em.  The thought of being marooned on Maroon 5 (an obligatory Star Trek TNG reference) strikes me as highly disconcerting.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

Please do not share this material with David Steiner and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3980. Kennedy

 Anyone who voluntarily accepts an endorsement form an Orange Prolapse...

is a colonic imbecile of the highest order.  Mormonathon!

 

Kennedy
sonofsaf

Kennedy
Utah Mormons love pornography
Latter-day Saints love pornography
Kennedy
Kennedy
Stormy’s thong
Out in Lake Tahoe shit went very wrong
His critical race shit is very wrong
Stormy’s thong
Kennedy
A Christian hymn of a golden port-a-jon
A Christian hymn
Bud Light
Fa la la
A Christian hymn of a golden port-a-jon
Cash cow a Christian hymn
Michael Kennedy
Trumper Dumpers love pornography
Trumper Dumpers love pornography
Kennedy
Kennedy

 

Jealousy
Spoon

Jealousy
You have never done a thing for me
No you've never done a thing for me
Jealousy
Jealousy
Things go wrong
It sends me somewhere that I don't belong
Yeah it's just some place that I don't belong
Things go wrong
Jealousy
I think of him and I get so carried on
I think of him
Alright
Da da da
I think of him and then things get carried on
Now now I think of him
And it's jealousy
But it's never done a thing for me
No it's never done a thing for me
Jealousy
Jealousy

 

From 2001 to the present, Spoon has forked the Burgh a grand. total of 11 times.  Never seen 'em. 

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

Please do not share this material with Mike Kennedy and/or President Donald J. Trump.