Sunday, June 23, 2024

#2611. Tenney Is A Whore

In the New York District 24 Republican primary on June 25, Congresswoman Claudia Tenney is facing off against ultra-conservative businessman Mario Fratto.

The Orange Prolapse favors Tenney.

Personally speaking, I'd be willing to wish this latest Trump Dump a Happy Birthday.  But that's about it.

A solid T-Dump in the path of today's Rays/Bucs game at PNC Park.  Pirates lost their rubber match 3-1. 

 


 

Tenney Is A Whore
sonofsaf

New York’s Tenney is a whore who is wrong
She wears a nasty thong
And she will discover Trump’s a basket case

New York’s Tenney is a whore who spreads lies
A bright Orange Prolapse disguise
Gonna have an insurrection just in case

New York’s Tenney is a whore who is wrong
It’s the reason for this song
Truth Social is the scourge of cyberspace

New York’s Tenney is a whore
Crooked Joe she’ll despise
Unwise and gay Donald’s hair is a disgrace


New York’s Tenney is a whore Stormy Daniels’ tits hardcore
Trump’s a clown you don’t defy
The Donald fucks you and fills the world with strife

New York’s Tenney is a whore and Trump ain’t long
He’s the art of the con
Women dying’s what he wants to take place

New York’s Tenney is a whore and outta line
The insurrection was a crime
Because McDonald’s is no doubt cookin’ critical race

Tenney is a whore but you’re not gonna score
Tenney ass attack will you lick her crack

New York’s Tenney is a whore who is lame
It’s an anal dildo game
Put a dent up in her cunt and rectum okay

New York’s Tenney is a whore who is gay
And an anal dildo stays
Joe Biden’s old but Donald’s a disgrace

New York’s Tenney is a whore Stormy Daniels’ tits hardcore
Trump’s a clown you don’t defy
The Donald fucks you and fills the world with strife

New York’s Tenney is a whore Stormy Daniels’ tits hardcore
Trump’s a clown you don’t defy
The Donald fucks you cum abounds shit he’s back in town

 

Penny On The Floor
The Clarks

There's a penny on the floor and you're gone
The television's on
Have you found another man to take my place

There's a penny on the floor and i'm wise
I try to see in your eyes
But all i see is a reflection of my face

There's a penny on the floor and you're gone
I'm trying to right what's wrong
A stronger man might do it with more grace

There's a penny on the floor and i'm wise
I look up to the skies
I cry and pray and i stare out into space

There's a penny on the floor and you're standing at the door
Turn around and say goodbye
A woman like you comes around just once a life

There's a penny on the floor and and i'm strong
I'll try to carry on
Realizing no one can take your place

There's a penny on the floor and and i'm fine
I know it's gonna take some time
Before i look at you without looking at my own face

Penny on the floor i'm tired of the war
Penny on the track are you coming back

There's a penny on the floor and it stays
As a tribute to the days
That were spent with you no one can take them away

There's a penny on the floor and it stays
As a tribute to the ways
You filled my soul with courage hope and grace

There's a penny on the floor and you're standing at the door
Turn around and say goodbye
A woman like you comes around just once a life

There's a penny on the floor and you're standing at the door
Turn around and say goodbye
A woman like you comes around it won't bring me down


The Clarks played Stage AE last night.  We did not attend.  During the last 24 hours, I've probably had the worst stomach flu virus of my life.  Chills, sweats, about 50 projectile vomiting incidents, infinite indigestion and dry heaves that have left my midsection in a great deal of pain.  Reminiscent of the pain felt 25 years ago after my emergency appendectomy.  Possibly worse.  Not joking.

I don't really keep track of how many times I've seen The Clarks.  More of a regional band.

Last night they did play Penny on the Floor.  Which I think is one of their better tunes.  Favorite Clarks song?  I'd go with Better Off Without You.


The Big Lie 100: (#1742)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)

#2611.  Tenney Is A Whore (Penny On The Floor --- The Clarks)

 

Please do not share this material with Claudia Tenney (R-NY) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 


Friday, June 21, 2024

#2610. O'Brien

The Orange Prolapse has "coordinated" a speech at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee... for Sean O'Brien.

 


Sean O’Brien, the General President of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters, has accepted my invitation to speak at the RNC Convention in Milwaukee. Our GREAT convention will unify Americans and demonstrate to the nation’s working families they come first. When I am back in the White House, the hardworking Teamsters, and all working Americans, will once again have a country they can afford to live in and be respected around the world. Sean, I look forward to seeing you represent the Teamsters in Milwaukee. Together we can Make America Great Again.








Is it just me, or does this last Dump have a southern Sicilian vibe?

Sean O'Brien is an Orange Supremacist.


And that is what I think of O'Brien.

Saf, how many Seinfeld episodes have you seen?  Answer: all of 'em.  There's a reason people have historically referred to me as the Ohio Valley equivalent of Larry David.  Which incidentally, I consider a tremendous honor.

My first (and probably last) "gif" parody.  Because being a "meme stock" doesn't really suit my comprehensive messaging ideology.


The Big Lie 100: (#1741)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)


Please do not share this material with Seinfeld fans and/or former President Donald J. Trump.