#3953. Stormy D.

Yesterday, the Morgan Wallen concert at Acrisure Stadium...

was cancelled!  

Some 15 mph winds and a non-existent downpour around 2pm sent wannabe tailgaters scrambling home in their F-150's and Silverados.  Though much to the collective homo-erotic chagrin of all, the gay pride festival in Allegheny Commons and the Arts Festival dahntahn somehow managed to forge forward.

The only logical conclusion?  Artistic gay folks, are less woke and more courageous, than the country music fucks.

Emblematic of the ongoing bi-polar devotion to the Orange Prolapse.  Roberto Clemente Bridge.

Sephardic and/or Ashkenazi.

Inverted fecal debauchery.

Let's give cunt-tree music star Morgan Wallen an Orange Prolapse Trophy.  Well deserved.

 

Morgan Wallen issued a "comical" apology on facebook for his knee-jerk decision to cancel the show.

That impending storm had a lot in common with our First Lady.  Both never came.

 

Stormy D.
sonofsaf

Donald’s dumpster cums
White House trailer park
Came too soon, prematurely, in D.C.
Tiny mush-room got laid
And a porn star got paid
In a Lake Tahoe storm
Store-me-D.’

Porn starrin’, starrin’
Stormy D., oh, Stormy D.
Porn storm, Stormy D.
Stormy D.

The big lie, was a crooked con
Coup d’etat on call
Golden fountain’s a shower of gold pee

Wish he’d die, wish he’d die
Trump's the joke you will fear
In a Lake Tahoe storm
Stormy D.

Porn starrin’, starrin’
Stormy D., oh, Stormy D.
No orange clown, Stormy D.
Stormy D.

Starrin’, starrin
Stormy D., oh, Stormy D.
No orange clown, Stormy D.
Stormy D.
Big Mac ain’t no McDouble 
Cunt of Stormy D.
Oh, Stormy D.
Cunt for a clown
Oh, storm, Stormy D.




Stand By Me
Ben E. King

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No, I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me

So darlin', darlin'
Stand by me, oh, stand by me
Oh, stand, stand by me
Stand by me

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me

And darlin', darlin'
Stand by me, oh, stand by me
Oh, stand now, stand by me
Stand by me

Darlin', darlin'
Stand by me, oh, stand by me
Oh, stand now, stand by me
Stand by me
Whenever you're in trouble 
Won't you stand by me?
Oh, stand by me
Won't you stand now?
Oh, stand, stand by me

From 1956 to 1976, Ben E. King and The Drifters crowned the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.  And then came back for an encore performance in Greensburg circa 2025.  

Even though technically speaking, King passed away in 2015.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

 

Please do not share this information with Stormy Daniels and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3952. Stormy D.

When a female reporter asks the Orange Prolapse questions about the price of gas or the Straits of Hormuz, Trump often fires back... "That's a nasty question!"  If I was the female reporter, I'd quickly reply.

"Sir... I'm sorry you felt my question was out of line.  I'll ask a question that's less offensive.  

"Mr. President, did you use a condom when having consensual sexual relations with porn star Stormy Daniels while you're wife Melania was giving birth to your son Barron."

Follow up question:  "And concerning the fact that you essentially paid $130,000 for a failed hush money, broken non-disclosure agreement for a one-night stand... do you think that was a good deal?"

For the love of D-g!

 

 

In other news, the Stormy Daniels "Unicorns in the Kitchen" tour dates seem to  coincide with the World Cup.

 

The closest she cums is Massilon, Ohio on June 26.  

10 years ago, I tried to contact her when the Make America Horny Again tour passed thru the Burgh.  I thought she was a good candidate to openly discuss my concerns about Trump using his social media platforms to spark an "artificially generated stampede" or worst case scenario dominipede.

 

I think it would make for an excellent curve ball.  But what I think isn't usually well-received.  And that's a 2+ hour drive for a crapshoot at Krackpot's comedy club.

 

 

 

Stormy D.
sonofsaf

Defiled, Trumpy Bear, a Lake Tahoe affair
Penis to dismember, his mushroom’s tiny
Total disgrace critical race
Cesspool, hunger strike, Mac is Big hip hooray
Jewish, kosher meat, Kushner is fuckin’ gay
Clownish cunt, ain’t the norm, seven sins, do no harm

Stormy D, Triple D.-Triple D., Stormy D.
Pornography-motorboatin’ for you and me

Proud Boys mostly white, shit in a golden stall
K$H COW, FBI doubt, bourbon they’re trying 
Big lies, bald hair, big crimes, fake hair
Trump’s gay, lust’s a sin, his horseface enemy
Ain’t white, orangest queer, from sea to shining sea
Clownish cunt, ain’t the norm, seven sins, do no harm

Cesspool, hunger strike, Mac is big hip hooray
Jewish, kosher meat, Kushner is fuckin’ gay
Clownish cunt, ain’t the norm, seven sins, do no harm 

Valerie
Steve Winwood

So wild, standing there, with her hands in her hair
I can't help remember just where she touched me
There's still no face here in her place
So cool, she was like jazz on a summer's day
Music, high and sweet, then she just blew away
Now she can't be that warm with the wind in her arms

Valerie, call on me-call on me, Valerie
Come and see me-I'm the same boy I used to be

Love songs fill the night, but they don't tell it all
Not how lovers cry out just like they're dying
Her cries hang there in time somewhere
Someday, some good wind may blow her back to me
Some night I may hear her like she used to be
No it can't be that warm with the wind in her arms

So cool, she was like jazz on a summer's day
Music, high and sweet, then she just blew away
Don't tell me you're warm with the wind in your arms 

Challenging lyrics.  Such a great tune.  

Not a big fan of Winwood's smash hit "Higher Love."   

From 1986 to the present, Steve Winwood has played the Burgh 7 times.

From 1972 to 1994, the original members of Traffic grid-locked the Burgh a grand total of 3 times. 

Traffic:

7-29-94, Buckeye Lake, Hebron, Ohio

Patchouli oil, eh?  Let's be honest here.  Its sole purpose is to mask the pernicious, unrelenting stench of body odor.  What bothers me isn't so much the scent, but rather, the utter reliance.  It's like those women who bathe in perfume or the men who gargle with aftershave.  It's not a solution.  Merely a temporary fix.   

In my mind, all venues should have a B.O. squad on multiple golf carts.  They'd patrol the lot like a "Smell Gestapo."  To sniff 'em out, strip 'em down, and wash 'em with a big, soapy brush.
 

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

Please do not share this information with Stormy Daniels and/or President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#3951. Stormy D.

Stormy D. recently got busted for smoking a cigarette outside a crackhead's ballroom.

HHS!  Haggard Horseface Syndrome!

Hey, nicotine's an addictive substance!

Johnny Sack was one of my favorite Sopranos characters.

And speaking of tiny mushrooms...

 

Little hookers givin' little blow jobs.

The shadow, in the valley, of death.

Personally speaking, I'd like to see Stormy D. have sex with a horse.

'nuff said.

 

Stormy D.
sonofsaf

Well Donald is goin’ straight to hell
Trump’s a crooked mother fucker
His tiny mushroom’s screwin’ motorboatin’!
Fuckin’ inbred MAGA lecture!

Hell’s worse than Kristi Noem,
Horseface Stormy’s biggest chest.
‘Cause Donald has no hair,
Butt First Lady will BeBest.

Trump Vodka hangover!
News faking is the enemy!
Big lie Trump Vodka hangover, Stormy D!

Stormy D.! (X3)

Try another hangover, Stormy D.
 

 

Valerie
One Direction

Well sometimes I go out by myself
And I look across the water
And I think of all the things what you're doin'?
And in my head I paint a picture!

Well since you've come on home,
Well my body's been a mess.
I miss your ginger hair,
And the way you like to dress.

Won't you come on over?
Stop making a fool out of me!
So why don't you come on over, Valerie!

Valerie! [x3]

Why don't you come on over, Valerie

 

One Direction played the Burgh twice.  At Consol Energy Center in 2013 and at Heinz Field in 2015.  I failed... to attend either.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#3456.  Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)

#3457.  Tyrus (Iris --- Live)

#3458.  Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)

#3459.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)

#3460.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)

#3461.  The Orange Prolapse Stain (I Can't Stand The Rain --- Tina Turner)

#3462.  Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)

#3463.  Fuck Dana White (The Inner Light --- The Beatles)

#3464.  Antifa (Amnesia --- The Vines)

#3465.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Mr. Kittie)

#3466.  Jimmy Kimmel (Sacrificial --- Death)

#3467.  Tits Are Fake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)

#3468.  Dumbfuck Bondi (Must Crush Barbie --- Spinal Tap)

#3469.  Blowing In Mar-a-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)

#3470.  The UFC And Dana White (I'm Beginning To See The Light --- Frank Sinatra)

#3471.  Donald Loved Stormy (Gimme Some Money --- Spinal Tap)

#3472.  Jerry Jeudy (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#3473.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Saga)

#3474.  Congressman Don Bacon (Bringing Home The Bacon --- Procol Harum)

#3475.  Brendan Carr (Drive My Car --- The Beatles)

#3476.  Trump Gold Card (Cop Graveyard --- Teen Suicide)

#3477.  Trump Dump Forever (Hell Bent For Leather)

#3478.  Trump Dump World (Stupid Girl --- Garbage)

#3479.  Trump Is A Shitshow (Come To My Window --- Melissa Etheridge) 

#3480.  Gold Card (Graveyard --- Blue Rodeo)

#3481.  Halligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Goodbye --- Hamilton)

#3482.  Prosecutor Halligan (Alexander Hamilton --- Hamilton

#3483.  Dirty Cop (Coffee Shop --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#3484.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- The Chordettes)

#3485.  Dirty Cop (Candy Shop --- 50 Cent & Olivia)

#3486.  SLIMEBALL (Rag Doll --- Franki Valli & The Four Seasons)

#3487.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- Treblemakers)

#3488.  Trump Shutdown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#3489.  The Donald's Trumpin' And Dumpin' (You've Got Another Thing Comin' --- Judas Priest)

#3490.  Slimeball (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith)

#3491.  The Donald Shutdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#3492.  Shutdown (Downtown --- Petula Clark)

#3493.  Shutdown Street (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)

#3494.  Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3495.  Trump Shut Shit Down (Don't Bring Me Down --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#3496.  Jared Kushner's A Jew (What I Like About You --- The Romantics)

#3497.  Shutdown (Slow Down --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#3498.  Pete Hegseth (Kiss of Death --- Dokken)

#3499.  Peter Hegseth (Angel Of Death --- Slayer)

#3500.  Fake News (Bad News --- Zach Bryan)

#3501.  Trumpin'  (Truckin' --- Grateful Dead)

#3502.  Donald's Hair & Andy Barr (Kitchenwares & Candy Bars --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#3503.  Pete Hegseth (Kiss Of Death --- New Order)

#3504.  Univision (Television --- Stabbing Westward)

#3505.  Nobel Peace Prize (Devil Inside --- INXS)

#3506.  Scavino (Don't You Know --- The Hollies)

#3507.  Trump Fucked Stormy (Pump Dat Party --- Chemical Brothers)

#3508.  Donald J. Trump (Mutual Slump --- DJ Shadow)

#3509.  Scavino (Don't You Know --- DEVO)

#3510.  Trump (Slump --- Ginger Root)

#3511.  Dumping In Mar-A-Lago (Humping On Your Stereo --- Supergrass)

#3512.  Meloni (Bologna --- Oscar Meyer Commercial)

#3513.  Kushner's A Fucking Jew (Making Our Dreams Come True --- Cyndi Grecco)

#3514.  Scott Kenneth Bessent (Under The Crescent --- Lake Of Tears)

#3515.  Disarm (Disarm --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3516.  Vince Fong (Bird Song --- Grateful Dead)

#3517.  Scott Bessent's Face (Incessant Mace --- Soundgarden)

#3518.  Kirk Was A Bitch (Working The Ditch --- Melvins)

#3519.  Blue Slip (One Slip --- Pink Floyd)

#3520.  Gallrein (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

#3521.  Thune Plan (Spoonman --- Soundgarden)

#3522.  Scott Bessent's Gay (Fluorescent Grey)

#3523.  Ed Gallrein (Ball And Chain --- The Who)

#3524.  Matt Van Epps (Baby Steps --- Olivia Dean)

#3525.  William Crain (Mary Jane --- Spin Doctors)

#3526.  William Crain (Gravy Train --- Staus Quo)

#3527.  Cole (Hole --- Jimmie's Chicken Shack)

#3528.  Donald Trump And Paul Gosar (Anyone Can Play Guitar --- Radiohead)

#3529.  Ballroom Shit (Ballroom Blitz --- Krokus)

#3530.  Ballroom (Perfume --- Old 97's)

#3531.  Ballroom Bullshit (Courtroom Spirit --- Annette Soundtrack)

#3532.  Sununu (Who Are You --- Black Sabbath)

#3533.  Brad Little's Turds (Three Little Birds --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3534.  'Vanka's A Jew (Still Loving You --- Scorpions)

#3535.  Donald's In Charge (Charles In Charge --- Sitcom theme song)

#3536.  Andrew Clyde (Suicide --- Teen Suicide)

#3537.  (Ice Team) --- ((Nice Dream) --- Radiohead)

#3538.  Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Ceremony)

#3539.  Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Dan England & John Ford Coley)

#3540.  Tylenol (Waterfall --- Bananarama)

#3541.  Tylenol (Cannonball --- The Breeders)

#3542.  Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Son Volt)

#3543.  Melissa (Melissa --- King Diamond)

#3544.  Trump Dumpin' It's The Ballroom Shitshow (She Came In Through The Bathroom Window --- The Beatles)

#3545.  Peace Through Strength (Give Me Strength --- Eric Clapton)

#3546.  Peace Through Strength (Inner Strength --- Hilary Duff)

#3547.  Peace Through Strength (Give Me Strength --- Neil Young)

#3548.  Tylenol (Waterfall --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#3549.  Ballroom (Perfume --- The Jesus And Mary Chain)

#3550.  Nigeria (Albania --- Coach from Cheers)

#3551.  Forty-Five (So Alive --- Love And Rockets)

#3552.  Andrew Clyde (Mama Tried --- Grateful Dead)

#3553.  Stormy's Thong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#3554.  Stormy's Thong Forever (We Belong Together --- Bad Brains)

#3555.  Stormy's Thong Brings Pleasure (We Belong Together --- Ritchie Valens)

#3556.  Andrew Clyde (Suicide --- Puddle of Mudd)

#3557.  Donald Is A Wimp (Danny Is A Wimp --- Screeching Weasel)

#3558.  Scharf Lie (Barfly --- Ray LaMontagne)

#3559.  Ballroom (Perfume --- Marilyn Manson)

#3560.  Seven (Heaven --- Bryan Adams)

#3561.  Casey Means (Pork And Beans --- Weezer)

#3562.  Fuentes Is Inbred (Always In My Head --- Coldplay)

#3563.  Shitshow MAGA Trumper (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#3564.  Liz Peek (Don't Speak --- No Doubt)

#3565.  Two Thousand Dollars (A Thousand Miles --- Vanessa Carlton)

#3566.  Liz Peek (Boutique --- Love Is Noise)

#3567.  Amon-Ra St. Brown (Runnin' Down A Dream --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3568.  Amon-Ra: St. Brown Clown (Farmingdale: The Downtown --- They Might Be Giants)

#3569.  Amon-Ra St.: Brown Is A Clown) (Shake Your Body: Down To The Ground --- The Jacksons)

#3570.  Amon-Ra St. Brown (Just Another Clown --- Jigsaw Youth)

#3571.  Saint Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3572.  Epstein Hoax (Different Strokes theme song --- Alan Thicke)

#3573.  Stormy D.  (Hard On Me --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3574.  Marjorie (Forgery --- Prong)

#3575.  Fuck Tha Police (Karma Police --- Radiohead)

#3576.  The Donald And Marjorie (Cool Amber And Mercury --- Phish)

#3577.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Money For Nothing --- Dire Straits)

#3578.  Newt (Nude --- Radiohead)

#3579.  Stormy D.  (Jammin' Me -- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3580.  Rod Bray (Good Day --- New Hope Club)

#3581.  Epstein Files (100 Miles --- Bad Company)

#3582.  Jeff Epstein Files (A Hundred Miles --- Meat Puppets)

#3583.  The Epstein Files (A Million Miles --- Heart)

#3584.  Jeff Epstein Files (10,000 Miles --- Mary Chapin Carpenter)

#3585.  Jeff Epstein Files (Five Hundred Miles --- Justin Timberlake)

#3586.  Epstein Files Hooray (Million Miles Away --- The Offspring)

#3587.  Matt Van Epps (Fifteen Steps --- Radiohead)

#3588.  Infection Of The Yeast (The Number Of The Beast --- Iron Maiden)

#3589.  Greene (Green --- The Dandy Warhols)

#3590.  The Orange Prolapse Clown (The Heart Of A Clown --- Willie Nelson)

#3591.  Ivanka (Roseanna --- Toto)

#3592.  Hunt (Hunt --- Oklou)

#3593.  Wesley Hunt (Battlefront --- Rage Of Light)

#3594.  A MAGA Kerfuffle (The Super Bowl Shuffle --- 1985 Chicago Bears team)

#3595.  Hunt's A Clown (Hunted Down --- Soundgarden)

#3596.  Fucking Jew (Wrecking Crew --- Overkill)

#3597.  Has A Job To Blow (Woman From Tokyo --- Deep Purple)

#3598.  Happy Thanksgiving (The Unforgiven --- Metallica)

#3599.  Charlotte's Web (Arrowhead --- Torche)

#3600.  The Epstein Files (2,000 Miles --- The Pretenders)

#3601.  Matty Van Epps (Gimme Three Steps --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#3602.  Orange Clown (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#3603.  Jeff Epstein Files (I Walk For Miles --- Dinosaur Jr.)

#3604.  Travis Turner (Afterburner --- Saxon)

#3605.  Stormy D.  (Let It Be --- The Beatles)

#3606.  Nehls (Shells --- Mirah)

#3607.  Jeff Epstein Files (How Many Miles --- MK.gee)

#3608.  Nehls (Shells --- Mighty Oaks)

#3609.  Travis Turner (Afterburner --- Panda Bear)

#3610.  Secretary Howard Lutnick (It Always Rains On A Picnic --- Modest Mouse)

#3611.  Susan Dell's Crap Is (What The Hell Happened --- Bruce Hornsby)

#3612.  Coup D'etat Is A Crime (Seemingly Endless Time --- Death Angel)

#3613.  What The Hell (Susan Dell --- Chastity Belt)

#3614.  Larry Summers (Seven Wonders --- Fleetwood Mac)

#3615.  David Gentile (Once In A While --- Neil Diamond)

#3616.  Susan Dell (What The Hell --- Elvin Bishop & Charlie Musselwhite)

#3617.  Jeff Epstein Files Hooray (A Thousand Miles Away --- New Edition)

#3618.  Catahoula Crunch (Two Minutes Til Lunch --- Wall Of Voodoo)

#3619.  Larry Summers (Seven Summers --- Saint Etienne)

#3620.  Biden His Fake Autopen (Into The Great Wide Open --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3621.  Tim Burchett (Space Cadet --- KC & The Sunshine Band)

#3622.  Epstein Files (Hundred Miles  --- Yall featuring Gabriela Richardson)

#3623.  Larry Summers (Seven Wonders --- Nickel Creek)

#3624.  MAGA Stain (Maggot Brain --- George Clinton & Parliament-Funkadelic)

#3625.  Epstein Hoax (The Red Strokes --- Garth Brooks)

#3626.  Howard Lutnick (Stoned Soul Picnic --- The Fifth Dimension)

#3627.  Fucked Forty-Five (Love Is Alive --- Gary Wright)

#3628.  Affordability (Responsibility --- MxPx)

#3629.  (Mar) A-Lago (Ohio --- Neil Young)

#3630.  Blue Slips (Red Lips --- GTA w/ Sam Bruno)

#3631.  Blue Slips (Blue Lips --- Her's)

#3632.  Disarm Hamas (Disarm Yourself --- Dash Berlin)

#3633.  Alcatraz (Alcatraz --- Redbone)

#3634.  Pardon For Tina Peters (Island Of The Flesh Eaters --- Tribulation)

#3635.  Golden Piss (Iron Fist --- Motorhead)

#3636.  Trump's Fucked Up (Pump It Up --- Gary Numan)

#3637.  Army Navy (In The Navy --- The Village People)

#3638.  TDS (Acquiesce --- k.d. lang)

#3639.  TDS (What A Mess --- SR-71)

#3640.  Tina Peters (The Dirt Eaters --- The Breeders)

#3641.  Bettina (Corrina --- Grateful Dead)

#3642.  Stephen Friend (In The End --- Backstreet Boys)

#3643.  Warrior Dividend (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend --- Nikki Flores)

#3644.  Fuck Chris Gober (Wake Up Sober --- Justin Stone)

#3645.  Why Paul LePage (I Miss The Rage --- Mario Judah)

#3646.  Pauk Lepage (Out Of Rage --- Turnstile)

#3647.  Fuck Chris Gober (stone cold sober --- Mitch James)

#3648.  Gober (Sober --- Little Big Town)

#3649.  LePage (The Rage --- Judas Priest)

#3650.  Affordability (Impossibility --- Remy Zero)

#3651.  America Fest (Cardiac Arrest --- Bad Suns)

#3652.  Mike Lawler (Blue Collar --- Bachman Turner Overdrive)

#3653.  Blakeman Screws (Brakeman's Blues --- Jimmie Rodgers)

#3654.  Ghislaine Maxwell (Liberty Bell --- The Gathering)

#3655.  Kill Steve Witkoff (Killed And Kicked Off --- Sonic Youth)

#3656.  Vance (Dance --- Jesus Culture)

#3657.  Vice President Vance (Could I Have This Dance --- Anne Murray)

#3658.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Savatage)

#3659.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Peter Bradley Adams)

#3660.  JD Vance (Life's A Dance --- John Michael Montgomery)

#3661.  Jared Kushner's A Jew (Happy Birthday To You --- Mildred & Patty Hill)

#3662.  Maxwell (Farewell --- Europe)

#3663.  Witkoff (Kick-off --- Relient K)

#3664.  Shirley (Shirley --- Shakin' Stevens)

#3665.  Vance Is A Joke (Dance In The Smoke --- Argent)

#3666.  Vance (Dance --- Planetshakers)

#3667.  Epstein Files (All Life's Trials --- Alvin Lee & Company)

#3668.  Tina Peters (Bottom Feeders --- For The Fallen Dreams)

#3669.  asmongold (Heart Of Gold --- Neil Young)

#3670.  Aimee Bock (Tomahawk --- Palace)

#3671.  Jeffrey Epstein Files (Live At The Witch Trials --- The Fall)

#3672.  Aimee Bock (Aftershock --- Billy Idol)

#3673.  Maxwell (Farewell --- Guster)

#3674.  Nick Shirley (Point Shirley --- Rhett Miller)

#3675.  America First (California Cursed --- DRAIN)

#3676.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Clergy)

#3677.  Aimee Bock (Aftershock --- Anthrax)

#3678.  Sara Carter (Firestarter --- The Prodigy)

#3679.  Carter (Martyr --- Fear Factory)

#3680.  Jonathan Ross (Upon The Cross --- King Diamond)

#3681.  Ross (Cross --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3682.  It's Jonathan Ross (The Old Rugged Cross --- Alan Jackson)

#3683.  Mar-a-Lago (Santiago --- Richy Mitch & The Coal Miners)

#3684.  Degenfelder (Helter Skelter --- Paul McCartney)

#3685.  Emmer (Enter --- After Forever)

#3686.  Emmer (Enter --- Within Temptation)

#3687.  Kristi's ICE (The Thin Ice --- Pink Floyd)

#3688.  Greenland (Dreamland --- Mary Chapin Carpenter)

#3689.  Board Of Peace (Masterpiece --- Basshunter)

#3690.  Board Of Peace (Masterpiece --- Ben Harper)

#3691.  Mister Tariff (Mr. Scary --- Dokken)

#3692.  Donald J. Trump's Board Of Peace (When I Paint My Masterpiece --- Grateful Dead)

#3693.  Fuck Julia Letlow (The JFK Shitshow --- Gin Blossoms)

#3694.  Letlow (Shitshow --- Sarah Jaffe)

#3695.  Donald's Greenland (Uncle John's Band --- Grateful Dead)

#3696.  Donald Wants Greenland (Playin' In The Band --- Grateful Dead)

#3697.  Kristi Noem (Room To Roam --- The Waterboys)

#3698.  Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Psychedelic Porn Crumpets)

#3699.  Nehls (Bells --- Billy Preston)

#3700.  Trump Should Back Down (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3701.  Freezing Rain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#3702.  Greenland (Dreamland --- Dreamtale)

#3703.  Drake Maye Must Die: Big Mac Attack --- (Hey Hey, My My: Into The Black --- Neil Young)

#3704.  Greg Bovino (Love Casino --- Lenny Kravitz)

#3705.  Nehls (Bells --- The Naked And Famous)

#3706.  Homan (Omens --- King Diamond)

#3707.  Melania (More Mania --- Dirty Projectors)

#3708.  Homan (Omen --- Oliver Riot)

#3709.  Homan (Omen --- Crossfaith)

#3710.  Tracey Powell (Dr. Owl --- Red Fang)

#3711.  Tracey Powell (Baby Owl --- Parry Gripp)

#3712.  Bruised Hands (Badlands --- Bulletboys)

#3713.  Alex J. Pretti (People Get Ready --- Jeff Beck)

#3714.  Stacy L.  Garrity (Moments Of Clarity --- Narrow Head)

#3715.  Stacy Garrity (Abrupt Clarity --- Dillon)

#3716.  Warsh (Wash --- Pearl Jam)

#3717.  I.D. John Wahl (Obery The Call --- Megadeth)

#3718.  Catch Of The Day (Catch Of The Day --- The Hooters)

#3719.  Mitchell (Vigil --- Ulver)

#3720.  Todd Wallace Blanche (Atomic Ranch --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3721.  Todd Wallace Blanche (Saltwater Ranch --- Brian Kelley)

#3722.  Wambsganss Shitter (Long John Silver --- Richard Thompson)

#3723.  Ivanka (Godzilla --- Feeder)

#3724.  Melania Is Not A Jew (This Maniac's In Love With You --- Alice Cooper)

#3725.  Tuberville (You're My Thrill --- Billie Holiday)

#3726.  The Epstein Files (The Lady Smiles --- Matt Monro)

#3727.  Ronald Lauder (Cannon Fodder --- Laura Veirs)

#3728.  Rabbit Bowl (Rabbit Hole ---The Bunny The Bear)

#3729.  Denmark (Birthmark --- Deftones)

#3730.  Leonard Leo (Pussy Willow --- Jethro Tull)

#3731.  Gabbard's Ass (Shattered Glass --- Laura Branigan)

#3732. Trump Bullet Pen (Time And Again --- Warhaus)

#3733.  Oberacker (Firecracker -- Nada Surf)

#3734.  Gabbard (Shattered --- Linda Ronstadt)

#3735.  Donald's Super Bowl (Filthy Rabbit Hole --- The Garden)

#3736.  Twilight Omens (Thomas Homan --- Franz Ferdinand)

#3737.  Ivanka (Godzilla --- Blue Oyster Cult)

#3738.  Fuck TrumpRx (I Want Your Sex --- George Michael)

#3739.  Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Mudhoney)

#3740.  Todd Wallace Blanche (Cadillac Ranch --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3741.  Stacy Garrity (Left Hand Charity --- 36 Crazyfists)

#3742.  ICE (Ice --- The Microphones)

#3743.  ICE Out (Lights Out --- Nat King Cole)

#3744.  ICE Out (Lights Out --- Hippie Sabotage)

#3745.  ICE Out (Blackout --- Scorpions)

#3746.  Aaron Bean (Glycerine --- Bush)

#3747.  ICE Out (Wipeout --- The Surfaris)

#3748.  ICE Out Blues (Bailout Blues --- Krokus)

#3749.  Ivanka (Tequila --- The Champs)

#3750.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Vein.fm)

#3751.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Said The Sky)

#3752.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Sponge)

#3753.  Kara M. Westercamp (Tommy's Holiday Camp --- The Who)

#3754.  Noem (Home --- Nine Inch Nails)

#3755.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Michael W. Smith)

#3756.  Howard Lutnick (Flies On My Dick --- Ween)

#3757.  Lutnick (Broke Dick --- Sick Of It All)

#3758.  Howard Lutnick (This Is A Trick --- Deftones)

#3759.  Howard Lutnick (She Broke My Dick --- All)

#3760.  Donald J. Trump's State Of The Union (Hero Of The Soviet Union --- The Dillinger Escape Plan)

#3761.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Dusty Springfield)

#3762.  Prince Andrew (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#3763.  Kuhlman (Woman --- John Lennon)

#3764.  Prince Andrew (Peek-A-Boo --- DEVO)

#3765.  Lex Wexner (Ancestor --- Wolfheart)

#3766.  Owens (Oceans --- Deerhunter)

#3767.  Owens (Oceans --- Pearl Jam)

#3768.  Clay Fuller (Brown Sugar --- Rolling Stones)

#3769.  ICE Detention (Third Dimension --- Buzzcocks)

#3770.  Scheppelman (Medicine --- The Prodigy)

#3771.  Scheppelman (Medicine --- The 1975)

#3772.  The Enforcer (The Enforcer --- Monster Truck)

#3773.  Maltz Isn't BeBest (Waltz Across Texas --- Willie Nelson)

#3774.  Cannibal (Cannibal --- Mental As Anything)

#3775.  Casey Means (lima beans --- bill wurtz)

#3776.  Hope Scheppelman (Bad Medicine --- Whiskey Myers)

#3777.  K$H Patel (Infidel --- The Bouncing Souls)

#3778.  K$H Patel (Morning Bell --- Radiohead)

#3779.  Casey Means (Kings And Queens --- 30 Seconds To Mars)

#3780.  Epic Fury (Judge & Jury --- Spinal Tap)

#3781.  Whore Kristi Lynn Noem (George Isn't At Home --- Seinfeld)

#3782.  Means (Queens --- Caravan Palace)

#3783.  Lake Tahoe Vacation (Second That Emotion --- Jerry Garcia Band)

#3784.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3785.  Secretary Hegseth (You And Your Crystal Meth --- Drive-By Truckers)

#3786.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Hatebreed)

#3787.  Steve Toth (Beach Goth --- Wavves)

#3788.  Steve Tisch (Starfish --- Bikini Kill)

#3789.  Pete Hegseth (One Last Breath --- Creed)

#3790.  Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Sleep On It)

#3791.  Tisch Fuck (Fishfuck --- GWAR)

#3792.  Shithead Mullin (English Muffin --- Parry Gripp)

#3793.  Crappy Mullin (Happy Muffin --- Parry Gripp)

#3794.  Notre Dame's Lou Holtz (Let Me See The Colts --- Smog)

#3795.  Allah Akbar Hooray (God Bless The U.S.A. --- Lee Greenwood)

#3796.  Michael Fanone (Bad To The Bone ---- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)

#3797.  Markwayne (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#3798.  Markwayne (Migraine --- The Coral)

#3799.  Hope Scheppelman (Bad Medicine --- FLORE)

#3800.  Markwayne (Migraine --- Megan McCauley)

#3801.  Thune (Moon --- Thaiboy Digital)

#3802.  Thune (Moon --- Turnstile)

#3803.  Kevin Hern (Crash & Burn --- Jesse McCartney)

#3804.  Stephen Miller (New Age Thriller --- U.S. Girls)

#3805.  Michael Guest (House Arrest --- Cruel Hand)

#3806.  Thermo Fisher (Three King Fishers --- Monster Magnet)

#3807.  Thermo Fisher (Sara Fisher --- No Use For A Name)

#3808.  FBI's K$H Patel (Beloved Infidel --- Todd Rundgren)

#3809.  Michael Guest (House Arrest --- Jimmy Eat World)

#3810.  K$H Patel (Infidel --- Ambush)

#3811.  Iran: Is Here To Stay (I Ran: So Far Away --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3812.  Iran Is Gay (I Ran Away --- The Buttertones)

#3813.  Iran Loves Kristi Noem (I Ran All The Way Home --- Dean Martin)

#3814.  Miller (Thriller --- Michael Jackson)

#3815.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- ChewieCatt)

#3816.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- Cocoon)

#3817.  Joe Kent (Cement --- Killstation) 

#3818.  Joe Clay Kent (President --- IAMX)

#3819.  Neal Dunn (Big Gun --- AC/DC)

#3820.  Pirro's A Basket Case (Zero From Outer Space --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3821.  Donald Trump Is Gay Butt He's Here To Stay (See The USA In Your Chevrolet --- Brooke Lee)

#3822.  Pirro's A Cunt (Zero To None --- Kreator)

#3823.  Straits Of Hormuz (Rhythm And Blues --- Marc Almond)

#3824.  Iran (I Ran --- Chris Montez)

#3825.  Straits Of Hormuz (Rhythm And Blues --- Laura Nyro)

#3826.  I Scream (ICE Cream --- Sarah McLachlin)

#3827.  Tina Marie Peters (The Grasshopper Eaters --- Guided By Voices)

#3828.  Air Canada (O Canda --- Jeff Jimerson)

#3829.  Homan Lies (Roman Sky --- Avenged Sevenfold)

#3830.  No Kings (Smoke Rings --- k.d. lang)

#3831.  Maples (Staples --- Relient K)

#3832.  Berger's Big Lies (Burgers And Fries --- Charley Pride)

#3833.  Maples (Staples --- Buffalo Tom)

#3834.  No Kings (No Strings --- Paula Pell)

#3835.  No Kings (Peach Rings --- Pity Party: Girls Club)

#3836.  Trump's Gay At No Kings (The Way That He Sings --- My Morning Jacket)

#3837.  Fuckin' TACO (Surfin' Taco --- Parry Gripp)

#3838.  Lyons (Lions --- Adema)

#3839.  Todd Lyons (Blood Lions --- Sodom

#3840.  Lyons (Lions --- Ian Brown)

#3841.  Epic Fury (Don't You Worry --- Lucy Rose)

#3842.  Busty Bimbo (Twist And Limbo --- The Impressions)

#3843.  Donald Trump Is Gay (One Donut A Day --- Parry Gripp)

#3844.  Paula White (Candlelight --- Thundercat)

#3845.  Lyons (Lions --- William Fitzsimmons)

#3846.  Busty Bimbo (Bamboo Bimbo --- DEVO)

#3847.  Ivanka Is A Jew (Electric Avenue --- Eddy Grant)

#3848.  Paula White (Candlelight --- The Five Satins)

#3849.  Sheridan Gorman (The Book Of Mormon --- Joseph Smith)

#3850.  Kharg Island Whores (Long Island Shores --- Mindy Smith)

#3851.  Maria Lazar (Electric Guitar --- Chris Brown)

#3852.  Brian Schmutzler (Anton Kreitzer --- Cheers)

#3853.  Pete Hegseth (Until Death --- Breaking The Silence)

#3854.  Maria Lazar (Acoustic Guitar --- The Magnetic Fields)

#3855.  Judge Ben Flowers (The Small Hours --- Metallica)

#3856.  Douglas Burgum (Under My Thumb --- Rolling Stones)

#3857.  I Fucked Doug Burgum (I Suck On My Thumb --- GWAR)

#3858.  Schwartz (Warts --- Hinds)

#3859.  Schwartz! (Sports! --- Confetti)

#3860.  Magic Paint (Ain't No Saint --- John Martyn)

#3861.  Hungary's Orban (Kentucky Bourbon --- Murder By Death)

#3862.  Magic Paint (Peking Saint --- Cat Power)

#3863.  Garten's A Cunt (Garden Of Love --- Gillian Welch)

#3864.  Harding Shits In Port-A-Jon (Farting With A Walkman On --- Bloodhound Gang)

#3865.  Houston Gaines (Desert Plains --- Judas Priest)

#3866.  Eric Conroy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3867.  John Braun (Walk On --- Neil Young)

#3868.  Joe Hathaway (Help On The Way --- Grateful Dead)

#3869.  Tulsi Gabbard (In A Graveyard --- Rufus Wainwright)

#3870.  Pope Leo (Puppet Show --- Avatar)

#3871.  Epstein (Machines --- Crossbreed)

#3872.  K$H (Crash --- Anthrax)

#3873.  RFK Jr. (Starting A Rumor --- Delbert McClinton)

#3874.  K$H (Cash --- Sugar Ray)

#3875.  Jesse Watters (Open Waters --- Digitalism)

#3876.  Chris A. Wright (Ain't No Right --- Jane's Addiction)

#3877.  Rick Scott (Great Scott --- Michael Scott from The Office)

#3878.  Social Circle (Vicious Circle --- Lou Reed)

#3879.  Pope Leo (Puppet Show --- No Use For A Name)

#3880.  Greg Abbott (Jack Rabbit --- Elton John)

#3881.  Charlie Kirk Act (Natural Fact --- Robin Trower)

#3882.  High Tax (Relax --- Frankie Goes To Hollywood)

#3883.  Chavez-DeRemer (Blessed Redeemer --- Casting Crowns)

#3884.  Tova Noel (The First Noel --- Hillsong Worship)

#3885.  Gold Card (Backyard --- Guster)

#3886.  NICE (NICE --- The Hardkiss)

#3887.  Reeves Is Obscene (Leaves That Are Green --- Paul Simon)

#3888.  Fuckin' Reeves (Autumn Leaves --- Tom Jones)

#3889.  Mallory McMorrow (Beauty And The Sorrow --- Trivium)

#3890.  Tate Reeves (Tea Leaves --- Good Kid)

#3891.  Stormy D. (Let It Be --- Paul McCartney)

#3892.  Craig Long (Torch Song --- AFI)

#3893.  Steve G.C. Hilton (One In A Trillion --- Mike Mago & Dirty Radio)

#3894.  Saphier Shit (Barbwire Kiss --- Night Club)

#3895.  Project Freedom (Arboretum --- Vetiver)

#3896.  NICE (Spice ---Magic City Hippies)

#3897.  Lutnick (Homesick --- The Vines)

#3898.  Devore (The Whore --- John Cougar)

#3899.  Leavitt's Viviana (I Am A Banana --- Parry Gripp)

#3900.  Kosher Pig (Guinea Pig --- Parry Gripp)

#3901.  Donald's NACHO In Defeat (All The Nachos You Can Eat --- Parry Gripp)

#3902.  Alvarado (Desperado --- The Eagles)

#3903.  NACHO Plan (Macho Man --- The Village People)

#3904.  Jack Ass Daniel Traynor (The Last Entertainer --- The Coral)

#3905.  Pool (School --- Nirvana)

#3906.  Reflecting Pool (Weird At My School --- Pixies)

#3907.  Flood (Blood --- Blackfield)

#3908.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided By Voices)

#3909.  Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)

#3910.  Venturella Will Defile (Cinderella Stay Awhile --- Michael Jackson)

#3911.  Trump Phone (Homegrown --- Neil Young)

#3912.  Nothing's Better Than A Trump Gold Phone (Love Is Better Than A Warm Trombone --- Gomez)

#3913.  Ed Gallrein (In The Rain --- Melvins)

#3914.  James Blair Buffoon (Hot Air Balloon -- The National Parks)

#3915.  Bill Cassidy (Butch Cassidy --- My Morning Jacket)

#3916.  Youngstown (Shit Towne --- Live) 

#3917.  Cassidy (Cassidy --- Grateful Dead)

#3918.  Truth & Justice Commission (The Feminine Position --- The Roches)

#3919.  Nitpicker (Shitkicker --- Therapy?)

#3920.  Mike Lawler (Nightcrawler --- Cattle Decapitation)

#3921.  Barr (Star --- Colde)

#3922.  Mike Lawler (Nightcrawler --- Duke Dumont & Say Lou Lou)

#3923.  Ty Masterson (The Bastard Son --- Monolord)

#3924.  Mike Lawler (Nightcrawler --- The Pack A.D.)

#3925.  Ken Paxton (The Captain --- The Flaming Lips)

#3926.  Ken Paxton (The Captain --- Guster)

#3927.  Spencer Pratt (Pussycat --- Elastica)

#3928.  Fuck You Spencer Pratt (What's New Pussycat --- Tom Jones)

#3929.  Mealer (Peeler --- Kara's Flowers)

#3930.  Mealer (Dealer --- Deep Purple)

#3931.  Byrne (Burn --- Rancid)

#3932.  Byrne (Burn --- Planetshakers)

#3933.  Bonck (HONK --- TheFatRat)

#3934.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb ---Weezer)

#3935.  Mark Lamb (Hot Damn --- Chastity Belt)

#3936.  Lamb (Slam -- Haley Bennett)

#3937.  David Flippo (Hungry Hippo --- Parry Gripp)

#3938.  Mazzei (Crazy --- Willie Nelson)

#3939.  Flippo (Zippo --- Corrosion Of Conformity)

#3940.  DronePort (Night Court --- Jack Elliott)

#3941.  David Flippo (Hungry Hippo --- Tierra Whack)

#3942.  Mazzei (Lazy --- Deep Purple)

#3943.  Mazzei (Lazy --- Low)

#3944.  Mazzei (Lazy --- Louis Tomlinson)

#3945.  Mazzei (Bing Crosby)

#3946.  Pulte (Goldie --- Jack Stauber)

#3947.  Mazzei Oklahoma Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#3948.  Pulte (Goldie --- Tom Misch)

#3949.  Downing (Drowning -- Stabbing Westward)

#3950.  Hinson's A Trumper (Crimson And Clover --- Tommy James & The Shondells)

#3951.  Stormy D.  (Valerie --- One Direction)

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