#3968. John Wahl

"John" Wahl recently won the Republican primary for Alabama Lieutenant Governor.

 

The Orange Prolapse loves Wahl, walls, and golden toilet stalls.

His real name is Nehemiah Ezekial Wahl.  However, I prefer the nickname "Port-a-John."

John Wahl
sonofsaf

A crooked whore First Lady sample
A jag-off whore and porno screw
Bullshit John Wahl
A jag-off dyke you can’t dismantle
Ivanka’s a cunt to screw
Bama’s John Wahl
Bama’s John Wahl

‘Cause John Wahl’s a clown
 Fuckin’ clown


Euro-wife Slovenian piece of shit 
Unfurled MAGA flags are Trump-dumpin 
Bama’s John Wahl
Stormy Daniels’ fake tit milk is wetter
Jared Kushner pigs a kosher screw for you
Bama’s John Wahl
Bama’s John Wahl

‘Cause John Wahl’s a clown
Mother fuckin’ clown
Who ate a Quarter Pound

‘Cause John Wahl’s a clown
Mother fuckin’ clown
Who ate a Quarter Pound

‘Cause John Wahl’s a clown
Mother fuckin’ clown
Who ate a Quarter Pound 

 

The Wall
Willie Nelson

I took on more than I could handle
I bit off more than I could chew
I hit the wall
I went off like a Roman candle
Burnin' everyone I knew
I hit the wall
I hit the wall

And the wall came down
Crashin' down
And there was not a sound

Half my lie I'm ridin' on a rocket
One world to the next and on and on
I hit the wall
Takin' things to make it make me better
Remembering things I never knew I knew
I hit the wall
I hit the wall

And the wall came down
Crashin' down
And there was not a sound

And the wall came down
Roaring crashin' down
And there was not a sound

And the wall came down
Crashin' down
And there was not a sound

 

No lyrical print-out. 

From 1968 to the present, Willie Nelson has played the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.  I nearly ran him over while driving a limo in the back of a hotel parking lot.  (Queensbury, NY circa 2006)

Willie Nelson:

9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

10-16-03, Capitol Theatre, Wheeling, WV

2-10-06, Dodge Theatre, Phoenix, AZ

9-16-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

9-7-18, Keybank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Outlaw Music Festival)

7-31-22, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA (Outlaw Music Festival) 

Here's a mildly interesting AI generated anecdote!   

Willie Nelson was officially born on April 29, 1933, though he celebrates two birthdays: April 29 and April 30. Because he was born just before midnight, his birth wasn't registered at the local Texas courthouse until the following day (April 30), a paperwork quirk he now uses as an excuse for an extended two-day celebration.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson) 

Please do not share this material with John Wahl and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3967. Jackson

After fervently supporting Burt Jones for Governor of Georgia, the Orange Prolapse...

 

 

had a change of fart.

Er uh, change of heart.

Now he's on board with MAGA multi-billionaire Rick Jackson!

 

 

Jackson
sonofsaf

Governor Rick Jackson
President Trump is a cunt
Governor Rick Jackson
President Trump is a cunt
Donald Trump’s a piece of shit
Why is he a fuckin’ clit
Donald Trump’s a piece of shit
Why is he a mother fuckin’ clit
Donald is a fuckin’ stooge
Daughter is a kosher Jew
Donald is a fuckin’ stooge
Daughter is a kosher Jew
Governor Rick Jackson
President Trump is a cunt
Governor Rick Jackson
President Trump is a cunt

[SOLO]

Donald Trump ain’t Pittsburgh
Let us stop the steal and splurge
Donald Trump ain’t Pittsburgh
Gonna stop the steal and splurge
Governor Rick Jackson
President Trump is a cunt
Governor Rick Jackson
President Trump is a cunt

 

Jackson
Lucinda Williams

All the way to Jackson
I don't think I'll miss you much
All the way to Jackson
I don't think I'll miss you much
Once I get to Lafayette
I'm not gonna mind one bit
Once I get to Lafayette
I'm not gonna mind one little bit
Once I get to Baton Rouge
I won't cry a tear for you
Once I get to Baton Rouge
I won't cry a tear for you
All the way to Jackson
I don't think I'll miss you much
All the way to Jackson
I don't think I'll miss you much

[SOLO]

Once I get to Vicksburg
I don't think I'll feel the urge
Once I get to Vicksburg
I won't even feel an urge
All the way to Jackson
I don't think I'll miss you much
All the way to Jackson
I don't think I'll miss you much

 

From 1998 to the present, Lucinda Williams has played the Burgh a grand total of 10 times.  Never seen her.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

Please do not share this material with Rick Jackson and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3966. Jackson

The Orange Prolapse endorsed Burt Jones for Governor in the Georgia Republican primary.

 

Multi-billionaire Rick Jackson --- 353,196 votes

Georgia Lt. Governor Burt Jones --- 317,029 votes

 

Trump spun his loss as best he could.

Congratulations to Rick Jackson, who very successfully campaigned on being “TRUMP,” and won. He will be your next Governor of Georgia. Can’t wait! President DJT 

 

 

The Georgia MAGA shitshow continues unabated. 

I'm anticipating his black, female opponent, Keisha Lance Bottoms (D)...

will retake the Governor's mansion.

 

 

Jackson
sonofsaf

Forty-five clown’s a kosher ham
Just say No Kings and D-g damn
Why is Mar-a-Lago fucked up
A toilet stall of shit
Big lie must fight the enemy
And a dumpster of cum

Rick Jackson (x2)

Trump is hating less gracefully
Bud Light is a disgrace
All the while there’s a Stormy D.
‘Cause that horseface ain’t gay
For tiny mushroom penis bliss
A clown and a cunt

Rick Jackson (x2)

Clown on a golden throne
‘Cause there’ll be hell to pay
News is fake Kristi Noem, tits on display 

Cunt Jackson (x2)

 

Jackson
Dave Barnes

Sixty-five down to Birmingham
The sunset sings like a hymn
Signs say "God Bless America"
As the stars all begin
In my headlights she's heavenly
And I now am undone

In Jackson [x2]

She is waiting there patiently
Streetlights light up her face
And her smile is a symphony
That no chamber could play
And I greet her with my best kiss
But now I'm outdone

In Jackson [x2]

Now I can't be alone
And I can't let her stay
So I making her home, so far away

From Jackson [x3]

 

Dave Barnes, whoever the fuck that is, played the Burgh just once.  At Genevea College in Beaver Falls back in the winter of 2006.  I was not in attendance.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes) 

Please do not share this material with Rick Jackson and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3965. John Wahl

Last night, the Orange Prolapse won a big victory in deep red Alabama.

Roll tide!

For the love of Dump!

 

Ye shall celebrate the Orange Prolapse's date of birth.

 

Date of girth as well.

 

 

John Wahl
sonofsaf

Donald needs some medication

Donald needs a fake news poll

Donald needs some medication

Donald needs a fake news poll

 

The Wall
Alok @ Sevenn

We don't need no education

We don't need no thought control

We don't need no education

We don't need no thought control

 

A lyrical print out was unnecessary 

 

Not exactly sure what this "rat race" video is all about.  However, it did get 29 million hits.  Perhaps I'm in the wrong business.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

Please do not share this material with John Wahl and/or President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#3964. Trump Derangement Syndrome

Most people don’t know this about me.  But way back in 6th grade (circa 1982), I actually won 1st place in the Wheeling Country Day School "Oriental Haiku Contest."  I dedicated the poem to my mom... who truly despised the sugar cereal industry.

Frosted Flakes

Snow
Gently falling
On the ground
In the winter (time)
Frosty

To this very day, I’m quite certain it was my creative use of parenthesis that sealed the deal.

Here's my latest.  It's about Trump.  Let's dedicate it to AJZ III and Amandasar.  They both provided the requisite inspiration.

 

Orange Prolapse

Trump
Trump Dump
Trumpin’ ’n Dumpin’
Trumper Dumper Golden Toilet
Port-a-Don 

 

 

 

 More dumps to cum, or if you will... Trump Dumpsters.

 

 

Trump Derangement Syndrome
sonofsaf

Forty-seven was Forty-five
Gayest whore wife
Gay crook’s at it again

All he does is spread the big lies
Proud Boys must fight
Donald Trump is not a king.

Stormy D.’s Triple D.’s the motorboatin’ enemy
(Anal creep with mushroom meat
The shit of bull we must impeach)

President Donald Trump shithead’s, as good as it gets
Piss and squirt, urinary
Can’t be denied in Washington, D.C. creeping
In Washington D.C. creeping
In Washington D.C. creeping
In Washington D.C. creeping

 

Fading Kitten Syndrome
Roar (feat. Robin Vining & Evan Bisbee)

We bury the children alive
They gave you life
They took it back again

Blink slowly your galaxy eyes
Head toward the light
Sorry for everything

Carry me in your teeth with tender jaws of sympathy
(Arrow deep inside the meat
Impossible for us to reach)

Shattered in a mist of crippled, angel silhouettes
Lift the dirt, and cover me
Lay at my side until I'm finally sleeping
Until I'm finally sleeping
Until I'm finally sleeping
Until I'm finally sleeping

 

I have zero idea what the fuck this is.  And I'm honestly not sure which is worse.  The catatonic song or my weak ass parody.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

Please do not share this material with individuals who suffer from TDS and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3963. Hern

The Orange Prolapse endorsed Congressman Kevin Hern for Senate in Oklahoma.

Kevin Hern, from the Wonderful State of Oklahoma (where I won all 77 out of 77 Counties, in 2016, 2020, and 2024!), is a Great Patriot, and FANTASTIC Congressman. A true friend of MAGA, Kevin is now running for the United States Senate, where I know he will continue to do an incredible job.

Kevin is strongly supported by the fiercest MAGA Warriors in Oklahoma, and the most Highly Respected Leaders in the United States Senate! As the Chair of the House Republican Policy Committee, Kevin is doing a tremendous job advancing our AMERICA FIRST Agenda. In the U.S. Senate, Kevin will continue to fight tirelessly to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Champion our Amazing Farmers and Ranchers, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Ensure American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our Border SECURE, Strengthen our Military/Veterans, Safeguard our Elections, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment.

Kevin Hern will be an outstanding Senator, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement. Election Day for the Republican Primary is Tuesday, June 16th. GET OUT AND VOTE FOR KEVIN — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!

If elected, Hern would likely end up replacing Senator Markwayne Muffin who replaced Secretary Kristi Noem at DHS whose husband Byron had a "stormy triple D. cross-dresssing fetish."  

Spotted outside Seattle's Lumen Field.  Belgium 1: Egypt 1. 

I don't know about you.  

But I wouldn't mind a marital status update.

 

 

Hern
sonofsaf

That fuckin’ shitshow
He has a job to blow
In D.C. Kevin Ray Hern
In D.C. Kevin Ray Hern
That toilet will smell
More bullshit to sell
In D.C. Kevin, Kevin Ray Hern

Oh, Stormy’s teats
Her Lightning and Thunder

Blue Viagra pill
On Capitol Hill
Why is she blowing, Kevin Ray Hern

Oh, Stormy’s teats
Make America great

A prescription to fill
He’s mentally ill
In D.C. Kevin Ray Hern

Learn
Ari Hest

That we can say no
We don’t have to go
When are we going to learn?
When are we going to learn?
That to give them hell
Means they’ll further gel
When are we going, going to learn?

Oh, stumbling feet
Don’t you ever wonder?

That the holes we drill
Are too deep to fill
When are we going, going to learn?

Oh, stumbling feet
Go, before it’s too late

Cause when you choose to kill
We all foot the bill
When are we going to learn?

No print out available.  Wrote it on the plane.

Ari Hest has never played the Burgh.  Never heard of him.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

Please do not share this material with Kevin Hern and/or President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#3962. Glassman

I've got a message for former FBI Director James Comey.

There are no words... for the city of Vancouver.

Hold my beer!  Or, specifically this afternoon, a plastic water bottle of cheap white wine.  We're off to the Seahawks Stadium for Egypt/Belgium.  Major heat advisory.

In other news, the Orange Prolapse is now in the "tertiary endorsement" bidnith.  Trump figured out a way to endorse a candidate with a zero percent chance of ever being proven wrong. 

It's simple.  Just get some MAGA douchebag to endorse some other Trumpin' dumpin ass-muncher.

See?  This way if a primary election is too close too call, you always win.

If he/she wins, Donald takes "bi-lateral" credit for the victory.  If he/she loses, Trump denies any involvement, throws them under the bus, and then blames it on his staff for providing bad advice.

 

Glassman
sonofsaf

Glassman

Madman
Silverchair

Madman

One word lyric.  No print-out necessary.

I try to take some degree of minimal pride with my parodies.  LOL. 

Silverchair never played the Burgh.  Never seen 'em.

We used to listen to their song Pure Massacre.  Great foosball warm-up music back in the mid 90's,

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

 

Please do not share this material with Rodney Glassman and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3961. Glassman

The Orange Prolapse is presently in the midst of his UFC White House cage fights.

 

While simultaneously negotiating an end to the war with Iran.

MAGA !

Is there anything Donald Trump can't do?

My only complaint is that all declaration of MAGA be followed up with a minimum of 3 exclamation points.

MAGA !!!

 

Now that's much better. 

In other news, we didn't make it inside for the Australia/Turkey World Cup game.  But that's okay.  We had a good time.  The only problem was the United States.  But it wasn't their soccer team.  It was 2 1/2 hour imbecilic wait at the border.  On the other hand, our entrance into Canada took about 90 seconds.

Whatevs.  The only thing that matters is if Rodney Glassman becums the next Attorney General for the state of Arizona.

I once had a hamster called Rodney.  Rodney the Rodent.  I was probably 10 years old at the time.  My parents purchased him from the Ben Franklin store in Elm Grove.  He died about 6 months later.

 

 

Glassman
sonofsaf

Donald’s a liar
And the Vice President blows, yeah

Fury and the fire
Trump’s a clown shitshow, yeah

Orange Prolapse clown
Twat’s obscene oh so sad

Rodney Glassman

Cock tiny delight
Dildo toy’s really unkind, yeah

Coup d’etat permission
Insurrection and big lies

Orange Prolapse clown
Twat’s obscene oh so sad

Rodney Glassman
Glassman

Rodney Glassman

 

Madman
Crippled Black Phoenix

You say you're fire
Then I'm ice and fucking snow, yeah

Living with desire
Pushed me down below, yeah

I'll show you now
What it means to be mad

Mad fuckin' man

Walk with me tonight
I'll destroy your fuckin' mind, yeah

Pushed into submission
I'm a poison in your eyes

I'll show you now
What it means to be mad

Mad fuckin' man
Madman

Madman

 

Lyric Print-out's non-existent. 

Crippled Black Phoenix has never injured the Burgh.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

 

Please do not share this material with Rodney Glassman and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3960. The Donald's Big Lie

Former FBI Director James Comey has taken a lot of shit from the Orange Prolapse for his "86 47" seashell social media post.

Hey, it could've been plenty worse.

Spotted in dahntahn Vancouver!

Australia upsets Turkey 2-0!

 

For the love of D-g!

  

Next up?  Back to Seattle for Death Angel and Vio-lence at the Showbox...

and then Belgium vs. Egypt.  Featuring Mohamed Salah... the Egyptian Magician.

Is anybody hungry?  (Duran Duran)

 

 

The Donald’s Big Lie
sonofsaf

The Donald’s big lie
The Donald’s big lie
The Donald’s big lie
The Donald’s big lie

Fuck’n suck why dismember tiny mushroom dick
Trump’s the biggest retard Big Mac clown
Orange Prolapse is piece of shit, yeah
Little morning wood penis of meat, yeah
Depends make him glad, oh Depends for which taxpayers pay, yeah
The biggest loser who’s ass is full of gas
Big liar queers hooray, yeah

The Donald’s big lie
The Donald’s big lie, fuck yeah
MAGA Trumpers are Proud Boy queers
The Donald’s big lie

Inbred, inbred why dismember tiny mushroom dick
For the love of retard syndrome down
Porn and Stormy cause motorboatin’s right, hooray
A Jared Kushner Jew delight 
But that Jew has no real courage, hooray
His bitch is scary too
Ivanka her arranged marriage
Shitshow of golden toilet poo  
Butt a port-a-jon

Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Oh, The Donald’s big lie
The Donald’s big lie, hooray
Oh MAGA, oh MAGA Trumpers are Proud Boy queers
The Donald’s big lie, meh

The Donald, The Donald, The Donald’s big lie
The Donald’s big lie
Evangelicals will pray
Oh MAGA, MAGA Trumpers feed the Proud Boys queers
The Donald’s big lie

  

No Woman No Cry
Bob Marley

No woman, no cry
No woman, no cry
No woman, no cry
No woman, no cry

'Cause, 'cause, 'cause I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown
Oba, observing the hypocrites, yeah
Mingle with the good people we meet, yeah
Good friends we have had, oh good friends we've lost along the way, yeah
In this bright future you can't forget your past
So dry your tears I say, yeah

No woman, no cry
No woman, no cry, eh, yeah
Little darling don't shed no tears
No woman, no cry

Eh, said, said, said I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown, yeah
And then Georgie would make the fire light, I say
A log wood burning through the night
Then we would cook corn meal porridge, I say
Of which I'll share with you, yeah
My feet is my only carriage
And so I've got to push on through
But while I'm gone

Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
So no woman, no cry
No woman, no cry, I say
Oh little, oh little darling, don't shed no tears
No woman, no cry, eh

No woman, no woman, no woman, no cry
No woman, no cry
One more time I've got to say
Oh little, little darling, please don't shed no tears
No woman, no cry

Extremely challenging lyrics.  Probably the reason you don't see that many classic reggae parodies.

This is my second stab at "No Woman, No Cry."  Three years ago I penned #2032.  Abigail Jo Shry. 

Bob Marley & The Wailers lively upped the Burgh twice.  Both times at the Stanley Theater (modern day Benedum Center) in 1978 & 1980.  He also did an "undocumented" gig in Wheeling, WV at the Triangle Club.  Never saw him.

c

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

 

Please do not share this material with purveyors of the big lie and/or President Donald J. Trump.