#4267. Zach Lahn Shitshow

Iowa gubernatorial candidate Zach Lahn...

is a shitshow.

 Orange Prolapse tested.  Orange Prolapse approved.

 

  

Zach Lahn Shitshow
sonofsaf

Donald Trump’s the ugliest of clowns
That basket case has a Big Mac frown
Constipated gonna stop the steal
McValue meal

All the crime’s a fake Orange Prolapse show
As she feeds on a mushroom job to blow
You gotta roll the dice
Trump ain’t your friend, no self-sacrifice

Washington, D.C.
Shall feast on Stormy D.
Oath to keep, oath

Forty-five’s a lobbyist for crime
Oath Keepers keep Big Mac pink slime
If we make America great
Let us masturbate

Trump is the king of Orange Prolapse meats
The First Lady’s cunt, Euro enemy
Butt she’s wetter with the biggest chest
Even though she cannot BeBest

Washington, D.C.
Shall feast on Stormy D.
Oath to keep, oath

A Lawn To Mow
Wye Oak

Grew up in the smoggiest of towns
A dirty haze where the sun goes down
But we know it's better to conceal
Than to reveal

In the time it takes the grass to grow
There are weeds to pull and a lawn to mow
The city looks so nice
The median, asphalt paradise

If you are like me
At least to some degree
Go to sleep, go

Friends say I've the foggiest of minds
Always asleep in half the time
But I thought it better to wait
Than to propagate

'Cause there's something underneath those sheets
It's a morning sun, and it burns for me
So you better get a lot of rest
If you want them to be impressed

If you are like me
At least to some degree
Go to sleep, go

 

From 2008 to 2017, Wye Oak has pined the Burgh 9 times.  They're an acclaimed indie rock duo from Baltimore.  Never heard of 'em

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

#4010.  Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)

#4011.  Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)

#4012.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)

#4013.  Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)

#4014.  Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)

#4015.  Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)

#4016.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)

#4017.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)

#4018.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)

#4019.  TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)

#4020.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#4021.  Big Lie Coup D'etat Was Wild (If I Ever Was A Child --- Wilco)

#4022.  Pickaxe Mountain (Sugar Mountain --- Neil Young)

#4023.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Devandra Banhart)

#4024.  Andy Biggs (Truffle Pigs ---  Matthew Goodman Band)

#4025.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- The Sound)

#4026.  Andy Biggs (Blinking Pigs --- Little Dragon)

#4027.  Andy S. Biggs (We Are The Pigs --- Suede)

#4028.  Donald Trump's Blowing (Where Are You Going --- Dave Matthews Band)

#4029.  Kolodin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)

#4030.  Hegseth (Til Death --- Christopher Sieber & Megan Hilty)

#4031.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- All)

#4032.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#4033.  Thune (Goon --- Osees)

#4034.  Introducing Susan Collins (Introducing Mary Poppins --- Lin-Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt)

#4035.  Tayvis (Save Us --- Feeder)

#4036.  Lance Schroyer (Destroyer --- Venom)

#4037.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder ---Incognito)

#4038.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- Uriah Heep)

#4039.  Clayton (Satan --- The Dwarves)

#4040.  Jay Clayton (Unshaken --- D'Angelo)

#4041.  Jay Clayton (Awaken --- Breaking Benjamin)

#4042.  Clayton (Taken --- Snow Ghosts)

#4043.  Thune (Goon --- Moon Tooth)

#4044.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Arlo Guthrie)

#4045.  Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- Mindless Self Indulgence)

#4046.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians)

#4047.  Rick Brattin (Black Satin --- The Raveonettes)

#4048.  Sean Hannity (O' Sanity --- John Lennon & Yoko Ono)

#4049.  Moreno (Volcano --- Horse Jumper Of Love)

#4050.  Darline (Jolene --- Dolly Parton)

#4051.  Sean Hannity (Dark Sanity --- Mortician)

#4052.  John Braun (Walk On --- Deep Purple)

#4053.  John Braun (Walk On --- Roy Orbison)

#4054.  Bill Hagerty (Haphazardly --- Rhett Miller)

#4055.  Andy Ogles (Annie Oakley --- Miniature Tigers)

#4056.  Terafab (Taxi Cab --- The Naked Brothers Band)

#4057.  Terafab (Taxi Cab --- Vampire Weekend)

#4058.  Brent Taylor (Lost Sailor --- Grateful Dead)

#4059.  Tom Tiffany's Gonna Cheat (Epiphany On Mott Street --- The Waterboys)

#4060.  Tom Tiffany (Epiphany --- SG Lewis)

#4061.  Noem Is Deranged (Home On The Range --- John Denver)

#4062.  Noem (Home --- Low)

#4063.  Kristi Noem (Letters Home --- Childish Gambino)

#4064.  Noem (Home --- Casting Crowns)

#4065.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- ChewieCatt)

#4066.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#4067.  Trumper Dumper (Little Sister --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#4068.  Noem (Home --- Aurora)

#4069.  ICE Gloves (White Gloves --- Khruangbin)

#4070.  Weinberger Stain (Hamburger Train --- Primus)

#4071.  Daylight Savings Time (Victim Or The Crime --- Grateful Dead)

#4072.  Megan Weinberger And Big Lies (I Love Cheeseburgers, Apple Pies --- Cake Pop)

#4073.  Karoline Leavitt (Letter Of Credit --- The Getaway Plan)

#4074.  ICE Gloves (God's Gloves --- Peace)

#4075.  MAGA Meg Weinberger (Big Kahuna Burger --- Knucks)

#4076.  MAGA Meg Weinberger (I Want A Hamburger --- Parry Gripp)

#4077.  Mace (Mace --- Blur)

#4078.  Kevin Rideout (Knock-Down Drag-Out --- Weezer)

#4079.  Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- South Park)

#4080.  J.J. Grow (Let It Grow --- Black Lips)

#4081.  Round River (Big River --- Van Halen)

#4082.  J.J. Grow (Let It Grow --- Grateful Dead)

#4083.  J.J. Grow (Blow By Blow --- Fleetwood Mac)

#4084.  Kevin Rideout (Knock Down Drag Out --- Red Line Chemistry)

#4085.  John Rutherford (Old Thunderbird --- Devendra Banhart)

#4086.  Rutherford (Thunderbird --- Quiet Riot)

#4087.  Catalina (Ballerina --- Robin Trower) 

#4088.  ICE Gloves (Cracked Gloves --- Coast Modern)

#4089.  Catalina (Ballerina --- Oliver Hazard)

#4090.  Rutherford (Thunderbird --- ZZ Top)

#4091.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- King's X)

#4092.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Blackpool)

#4093.  Nick Begich Punk (Smack My Bitch Up --- The Prodigy)

#4094.  Human Printer (TV Dinners --- ZZ Top)

#4095.  Trump's The Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#4096.  Overton (Overdone --- Bombay Bicycle Club)

#4097.  Value Meal (Gates of Steal --- DEVO)

#4098.  Jeff Epstein Files (A Million Miles --- Goldfinger)

#4099.  Harp (Sharp --- Dexter & The Moon Rocks)

#4100.  Natalie Harp (Birth OF The Harp --- Amberian Dawn)

#4101.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Beast In Black)

#4102.  Catalina (Ballerina --- GRAY & DeVita)

#4103.  Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (When We All Get To Heaven --- Stars Go Dim)

#4104.  Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (Good Girls Go To Heaven --- Brooks & Dunn)

#4105.  Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (I Want To Go To Heaven --- Texas)

#4106.  Jeff Epstein Files (Five Hundred Miles --- Justin Timberlake)

#4107.  Jamieson Greer (You Need A Beer --- Parry Gripp)

#4108.  Jamieson Greer (Pussy Weed Beer --- Chastity Belt) 

#4109.  Lake America (White America --- Eminem)

#4110.  He's Mike P. Mazzei (She Drives Me Crazy --- Fine Young Cannibals)

#4111.  Mike Mazzei (She's Crazy --- The Kelly Family)

#4112.  MAGA Mike Mazzei (Mama He's Crazy --- The Judds)

#4113.  Mike P. Mazzei (Drive Me Crazy --- Ratt)

#4114.  Peters (Leaders --- Katatonia)

#4115.  Abbey Gate (Immolate --- Downswing)

#4116.  Harp (Carp --- Guttermouth)

#4117.  Begich (Ass Itch --- Korn)

#4118.  Abbey Gate (Interstate --- Neil Young)

#4119.  ICE (Ice --- Omen XIII)

#4120.  San Francisco's York (Air Conditioned Dork --- Big Black Delta)

#4121.  Abbey Gate Trump Warfare (Interstate Love Affair --- Night Ranger)

#4122.  Ontario (Scenario --- Dramarama)

#4123.  Trump's A Clown (Two Doors Down --- Dolly Parton)

#4124.  Needing A Ballroom (Queen Of The Ballroom --- Buddy Holly)

#4125.  Round River (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#4126.  Trumpapalooza (Sons Of Medusa --- Emmure)

#4127.  Lake America (Fuck America --- The Taxpayers)

#4128.  Leon Black (Back In Black --- AC/DC)

#4129.  Bartiromo (Jocko Homo --- DEVO)

#4130.  Wendy (Trendy --- Reel Big Fish)

#4131.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Meiko)

#4132.  Wendy (Trendy --- Old Mervs)

#4133.   Only New America (Only In America --- Brooks & Dunn)

#4134.  New America (Miss America --- James Blunt)

#4135.  Sununu Plan (The Voodoo Man --- The Del-Vikings)

#4136.  Sununu (Some Voodoo --- Richie Kotzen)

#4137.  John Sununu (Deja Voodoo --- David Ramirez)

#4138.  John Sununu (Deja Voodoo --- Golden Earring)

#4139.  Nine Eleven (War In Heaven --- The Raveonettes)

#4140.  Nine Eleven (War In Heaven --- Tailgunner)

#4141.  Slopaganda (Propaganda --- of Montreal)

#4142.  Slopaganda (Propaganda --- Sparks)

#4143.  Sununu (It's Voodoo --- Still Corners)

#4144.  Nine Eleven (It's My Heaven --- Blake Shelton)

#4145.  Drone Port Shitshow (Airport Disco --- Athlete)

#4146.  Drone Port (Airport --- Rosie Tucker)

#4147.  Drone Port (Airport --- Horse Jumper Of Love)

#4148.  New America (Miss America --- Blur)

#4149.  French Piss (French Kiss --- Still Corners)

#4150.  'Flecting Pool (My Old School --- Steely Dan)

#4151.  New America (Miss America --- Carolina Liar)

#4152.  Affordability (Vulnerability --- Mariah Carey)

#4153.  Affordability - Shit (Vulnerability - Skit --- Sunshine Anderson)

#4154.  Stormy D. (You And Me --- Kitty Wells & Red Foley)

#4155.  AI (Cream Pie --- Cane Hill)

#4156.  AI Lie (Tie-Dye Sky --- GRiZ)

#4157.  The Gift Of AI (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)

#4158.  AI (Blue Sky --- Meat Loaf)

#4159.  AI (Blue Sky --- Allman Brothers)

#4160.  AI Force (No Remorse --- Kylesa)

#4161.  AI Czar (Shooting Star --- Bad Company)

#4162.  Slopaganda (Propaganda --- Sepultura)

#4163.  AI (Tie-Dye --- Tindertsicks)

#4164.  AI (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#4165.  Triumphal Arch (Mickey Mouse March --- The Mouseketeers)

#4166.  Trump's Triumphal Arch (A Full Moon In March --- The Waterboys)

#4167.  The Colosseum (The Strange Museum --- Paul Weller)

#4168.  Freedom Fest (House Arrest --- Jimmy Eat World)

#4169.  Ford's Theatre (Sweet Cheater --- Ratt)

#4170.  Big Lie AI (Goodbye Blue Sky --- Pink Floyd)

#4171.  Triumphal Arch (The Ides Of March --- Silverstein)

#4172.  New America (In America --- Creed)

#4173.  Nine Eleven (Made In Heaven --- Queen)

#4174.  John Sununu (Deja Voodoo --- Golden Earring)

#4175.  Jesse Waters (Stormy Waters --- Visions Of Atlantis)

#4176.  Straits Of Hormuz (Rhythm And Blues --- The Head And The Heart)

#4177.  SI (The Eye --- Radiator Hospital)

#4178.  Donald's Super Intelligence (17 Pink Sugar Elephants --- Vashti Bunyan)

#4179.  Kristi Noem! (Stay At Home! --- CG5)

#4180.  Joe Kent (Cement --- Ty Segall)

#4181.  SI (The Lie --- Bad Religion)

#4182.  Eric Schmitt (Hypocrite --- Alien Weaponry)

#4183.  Pink Slime (Prime Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#4184.  Pink Slime (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#4185.  Witness At Your Service (U.S. Postal Slogan)

#4186.  (Fuckin' Shitshow) Kenneth Paxton

#4187.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Dinah Washington)

#4188.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Combichrist)

#4189.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- The Gathering)

#4190.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Punch Brothers)

#4191.  Pete Ricketts Ain't Very Nice (Two Tickets To Paradise --- Eddie Money)

#4192.  Homo Bessent (Coral Crescent --- The Low Anthem)

#4193.  Lay Down Sally (Trump Clown Rally --- Eric Clapton)

#4194.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- The Relapse Symphony)

#4195.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Korn)

#4196.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Avril Lavigne)

#4197.  Dan Scavino (Gran Torino --- Greyhaven)

#4198.  Kenneth Paxton (Satisfaction --- Richie Spice)

#4199.  Susan Dell (Infidel --- The Bouncing Souls)

#4200. Pete Hegseth (Killed By Death --- Motorhead)

#4201. Kate Zacharia (Christ The Messiah --- Michael W. Smith)

#4202. Kate Zacharia (Handel's Messiah --- Relient K)

#4203.  Trump Ocean (Slow Motion --- David Gray)

#4204.  Trump Ocean (Slow Motion --- Leo Sayer)

#4205.  Zacharia Is The Cunt Of D.C. (Diarrhea Runs In The Family --- Bloodhound Gang)

#4206.  Trump Ocean (Slow Motion --- Lifehouse)

#4207.  Elon (Dear John sitcom theme song --- Deborah Lurie)

#4208.  Guilfoyle (Snake Oil --- TENDER)

#4209.  Peter Hegseth (Peddlers Of Death --- Black Label Society)

#4210.  Guilfoyle (Snake Oil --- Embrace)

#4211.  Katie Zacharia (Roll Old Jeremiah --- Black Crowes)

#4212.  Husted --- (Cupid --- King's X)

#4213.  Husted --- (Cupid --- Jack Johnson)

#4214.  Husted --- (Cupid --- Rod Stewart)

#4215.  Husted --- (Cupid --- Hurts)

#4216.  Stupid Husted (Stupid Cupid --- Connie Francis)

#4217.  Kate Zacharia (It's The Messiah --- Wynonna Judd)

#4218.  Kristi Noem (Deja's Poem --- Blackstreet)

#4219.  Kristi Noem (Clinic Poem --- Rosie Tucker)

#4220.  Kristi Noem (Jeff's Snooze Poem --- The Wiggles)

#4221.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Epic Love Poem --- Deerhoof)

#4222.  Kristi Noem (Nigel's Poem --- Spinal Tap)

#4223.  Zacharia: Wants To Fuck You (Jambalaya: On The Bayou --- Hank Williams)

#4224.  Kristi Noem (Soldier's Poem --- Muse)

#4225.  Noem (Poem --- LP)

#4226.  Trash Island (An Island --- Devendra Banhart)

#4227.  Trash Island (An Island --- Chevelle)

#4228.  Trash Island (Bitch Island --- Mommy Long Legs)

#4229.  Kristi Noem (Eight Line Poem --- David Bowie)

#4230.  Alina Saad Habba (Personae Non Gratae --- Meshuggah)

#4231.  Ramaswamy Pissed Off Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Jessica Simpson)

#4232.  Alina Saad Habba (Persona Non Grata --- Emmure)

#4233.  Noem Isn't Great (Poem 58 --- Chicago)

#4234.  Kristi Noem (High School Poem --- The Knife)

#4235.  Man Of The Century (Murder Your Memory --- Title Fight)

#4236.  Noem (Poem --- U.S. Girls)

#4237.  Donald Trump Will Swamp The Vote (My Dad Is A Motorboat --- Guided By Voices)

#4238.  Man Of The Century (Thanks For The Memories --- Ella Fitzgerald)

#4239.  Man Of The Century (Long Distance Memory --- Ronnie Milsap)

#4240.  Man Of The Century (Feed It A Memory --- Willie Nelson)

#4241.  Minaj (Mirage --- Orion Sun)

#4242.  Minaj (Mirage --- Johnny Mathis)

#4243.  Minaj (Mirage --- Meat Puppets)

#4244.  Minaj (Mirage --- Santana)

#4245.  Singer (Linger --- Slow Crush)

#4246.  Singer (Linger --- Charmer)

#4247.  Mealer (Dealer --- Safety In Numbers)

#4248.  Marshall Law (Martial Law --- Ghostmane)

#4249.  Roger Marshall (Universal --- Anathema)

#4250.  Roger Marshall (Universal --- Orchestral Maneouvres In The Dark)

#4251.  Singer (Finger --- Ty Segall)

#4252.  Mealer (Squealer --- AC/DC)

#4253.  Marshall Law (Martial Law --- Ookay)

#4254.  Marshall's A Bitch (Partial Eclipse --- Pulp)

#4255.  Cheesecake Factory (Big Smoke Factory --- The Guess Who)

#4256.  Alvarado (Avocado --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#4257.  Aaron Flint's A Fraud (Fingerprints Of God --- Steven Curtis Chapman)

#4258.  Affordability (Peace & Tranquility --- Daniel Johnston)

#4259.  Affordability (Southern Hostility --- Upon A Burning Body)

#4260.  Cheesecake Factory (Plastic Factory --- Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band)

#4261.  The Golden Age (Minimum Wage --- They Might Be Giants)

#4262.  The Golden Age (Slave To The Wage --- Placebo)

#4263.  Zach Lahn (At Dawn --- My Morning Jacket)

#4264.  Lahn Boy (Lawn Boy --- Phish)

#4265.  Brandon Gill (Overkill --- Pop Evil)

#4266.  Affordability (Pride & Humility --- August Burns Red)

#4267.  Zach Lahn Shitshow (A Lawn To Mow --- Wye Oak)

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