#4057. Terafab

H-Town... we have a problem!

 

It starts with an "E" and rhymes with "sucks."  Yep, it's Elon Musk. 

Musk announced plans for the "biggest building in the world" just outside the Energy Capitol of the World.  Houston mutha fucka!  As everyone should be well aware... in the past, I've demonstrated considerable contempt for parents who name their male newborns after big cities in Texas.  Houston, Dallas, Austin, Tyler... even Irving.  The lone exceptions are Lubbock.  Assuming your kid's a fat ass.  Or Waco.  Assuming the kid is mentally ill.

Hey, at least I can make sense of it.  Er uh, sense of shit.

Show me that green.  Show me the money.

 

Terafab
sonofsaf

Donald’s gone postal, Big Mac Quarter Pound
Going to hell, ‘cause he’s a clown
Coup d’etat planning more pornography
In Lake Tahoe Trump fucked Stormy D.
He defiled both her Triple D.
That McDonald’s clown
Stormy concurs, he’s straight outta hell
Trump’s asshole is rotten, and it smells
Forty-seven’s bad up in the sack
Only Truth Social and talking smack
Inbred, Ronald McDonald is fat
Stop the steal in Pittsburgh n’at

A merry-go-round, of crime and rape
All of the bullshit, all of the hate
Musk’s a fuckin’ whore (it) can’t be denied 
Why defend a piece of shit who lied
Tesla Cybertrucks can’t be denied
You’ll accept your fate
Donald’s a shithead, but never ask why
Refinance your mortgage, with insurance crime
Only bullshit MAGA’s all that’s fair
Mother fucker had plenty affairs
Job to blow tiny mushroom to share
Always outta line

Donald’s gone postal, Big Mac Quarter Pound
Going to hell, ‘cause he’s a clown
Coup d’etat planning more pornography
In Lake Tahoe Trump fucked Stormy D.
He defiled both her Triple D.
That McDonald’s clown
Stormy concurs, he’s straight outta hell
Trump’s asshole is rotten, and it smells
Forty-seven’s bad up in the sack
Only Truth Social and talking smack
Trump was planning another attack
Stop the steal in Pittsburgh n’at

 

Taxi Cab
Vampire Weekend

Unsentimental, traveling around
Sure of myself, sure of it now
But you were standing there so close to me
Like the future was supposed to be
In the aisles of the grocery
And the blocks uptown
I remember, remember it well
But if I'd forgotten, could you tell?
In the shadow of your first attack
I was questioning and looking back
You said, "Baby, we don't speak of that"
Like a real aristocrat

Compound to compound, lazy and safe
Wanted to leave it, wanted to wait
When the taxi door was open wide
I pretended I was horrified
By the uniform and gloves outside
Of the courtyard gate
You're not a victim, but neither am I
Nostalgic for garbage, desperate for time
I could blame it on your mother's hair
Or the colors that your father wears
But I know that I was never fair
You were always fine

Unsentimental, traveling around
Sure of myself, sure of it now
You were standing there so close to me
Like the future was supposed to be
In the aisles of the grocery
And the blocks uptown
I remember, remember it well
And if I'd forgotten, could you tell?
In the shadow of your first attack
I was questioning and looking back
You were standing on another track
Like a real aristocrat

 

Vampire Weekend has bitten the Burgh twice.  Once in 2008 at the Andy Warhol Museum.  The other time in 2025 at Stage AE.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

#4010.  Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)

#4011.  Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)

#4012.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)

#4013.  Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)

#4014.  Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)

#4015.  Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)

#4016.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)

#4017.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)

#4018.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)

#4019.  TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)

#4020.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#4021.  Big Lie Coup D'etat Was Wild (If I Ever Was A Child --- Wilco)

#4022.  Pickaxe Mountain (Sugar Mountain --- Neil Young)

#4023.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Devandra Banhart)

#4024.  Andy Biggs (Truffle Pigs ---  Matthew Goodman Band)

#4025.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- The Sound)

#4026.  Andy Biggs (Blinking Pigs --- Little Dragon)

#4027.  Andy S. Biggs (We Are The Pigs --- Suede)

#4028.  Donald Trump's Blowing (Where Are You Going --- Dave Matthews Band)

#4029.  Kolodin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)

#4030.  Hegseth (Til Death --- Christopher Sieber & Megan Hilty)

#4031.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- All)

#4032.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#4033.  Thune (Goon --- Osees)

#4034.  Introducing Susan Collins (Introducing Mary Poppins --- Lin-Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt)

#4035.  Tayvis (Save Us --- Feeder)

#4036.  Lance Schroyer (Destroyer --- Venom)

#4037.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder ---Incognito)

#4038.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- Uriah Heep)

#4039.  Clayton (Satan --- The Dwarves)

#4040.  Jay Clayton (Unshaken --- D'Angelo)

#4041.  Jay Clayton (Awaken --- Breaking Benjamin)

#4042.  Clayton (Taken --- Snow Ghosts)

#4043.  Thune (Goon --- Moon Tooth)

#4044.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Arlo Guthrie)

#4045.  Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- Mindless Self Indulgence)

#4046.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians)

#4047.  Rick Brattin (Black Satin --- The Raveonettes)

#4048.  Sean Hannity (O' Sanity --- John Lennon & Yoko Ono)

#4049.  Moreno (Volcano --- Horse Jumper Of Love)

#4050.  Darline (Jolene --- Dolly Parton)

#4051.  Sean Hannity (Dark Sanity --- Mortician)

#4052.  John Braun (Walk On --- Deep Purple)

#4053.  John Braun (Walk On --- Roy Orbison)

#4054.  Bill Hagerty (Haphazardly --- Rhett Miller)

#4055.  Andy Ogles (Annie Oakley --- Miniature Tigers)

#4056.  Terafab (Taxi Cab --- The Naked Brothers Band)

#4057.  Terafab (Taxi Cab --- Vampire Weekend) 

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