#3973. J.D. Vance

Let's give "V.P. J.D." an Orange Prolapse Trophy.

 

Obviously, VEEP Vance doesn't wish to be the lead negotiator in Trump's war with Iran.  Poor guy.

K$H is green... mutha fucka.

For the love of D-g!

 

 JD Vance
sonofsaf

A Ronald McDonald’s clown
Gonna eat a Quarter Pound
So inbred yet so proud
McDonald’s clown

Yeah a coup d’etat’s a crime
You spread the big lie
Filet ‘O Fishin’ dinner time
Big Mac pink slime

J.D. Vance V.P.
In Washington D.C.
Twat pornography
Stormy
J.D. Vance is white
And he needs Bud Light
In and out so unkind
Stormy
J.D. Vance

Tiny cock’s a dildo toy
Donald’s to blame
When Stormy Daniels came
MAGA came

A cunt to shave is the GOAT
Trumper Dumper cash cow
Donald’s holier than thou
Trump’s a big joke and clown

J.D. Vance V.P.
In Washington D.C.
Twat pornography
Stormy
J.D. Vance is white
And he needs Bud Light
In and out so unkind
Stormy
J.D. Vance

J.D. Vance V.P.
In Washington D.C.
Twat pornography
Stormy
J.D. Vance is white
And he needs Bud Light
In and out so unkind
Stormy

Hey!  J.D. Vance V.P.
In Washington D.C.
Twat pornography
Stormy
J.D. Vance is white
And he needs Bud Light
In and out so unkind
Stormy
J.D. Vance yeah

 

Take A Chance
Brother Cane

Hey woman look at me now
I got my feet on the ground
No more head in the clouds
Look at me now

Yeah it took a little time
To figure out why
Was always turnin' on a dime
But not this time

Take a chance on me
You will finally see
What this all can be
Baby
Take a chance tonight
You will see the light
Ain't no doubt in my mind
Baby
Take a chance

Was a smooth talkin' cowboy
Playin' that game
I never had no shame
Such a shame

I fought the waves in a tugboat
Had to figure out how
To keep my hands on the plow
I'm in the big boat now

Take a chance on me
You will finally see
What this all can be
Baby
Take a chance tonight
You will see the light
Ain't no doubt in my mind
Baby
Take a chance

Take a chance on me
You will finally see
What this all can be
Baby
Take a chance tonight
You will see the light
Ain't no doubt in my mind
Baby

Hey! Take a chance on me
You will finally see
What this all can be
Baby
Take a chance tonight
I've finally seen the light
Ain't no doubt in my mind
Baby
Take a chance yeah

 

 

From 1993 to 2023, Brother Cane "sugared" the Burgh a grand total of 3 times.  Never hear of him, them, whatever, whoever.

Fuck J.D. Vance: (give peace a chance top 10)

 

#434.  Vance Vance Vance (Dance Dance Dance --- Ratt)

 

#435.  Team Vance (Let's Dance --- David Bowie)

 

#502.  Vote For J.D. Vance (Saint Of Circumstance --- Grateful Dead)

 

#503.  Vance (France --- Grateful Dead)

 

#514.  J.D. Vance For Me (Take A Chance On Me --- ABBA)

 

#1164.  Vance Whore (Dancefloors --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1166.  Vance Is White (Dance Tonight --- Paul McCartney)

#1172.  Vance Is Gay (Dance Hall Days --- Wang Chung)

#1183.  J.D. Vance Is A Cunt That's Right (Everybody Have Fun Tonight --- Wang Chung)

 

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

 

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

 

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1465.  Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance the Night Away --- Van Halen)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young) 

#2561.  Vance (Chance --- Robert Palmer)

#2562.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Ella Fitzgerald)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2648.  Usha Vance (In A Trance --- Malcolm Todd)

#2657.  J.D. Vance (Army Ants --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#2658.  Vance, Motherfucker, Vance! (Dance, Motherfucker, Dance! --- Violent Femmes)

#2659.  J.D. Vance (And We Danced --- The Hooters)

#2665.  The V.P. Vance (The Safety Dance --- Men Without Hats)

#2671.  Senator Vance (Shut Up And Dance --- WALK THE MOON)

#2709.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Eric Clapton)

#2710.  J.D. Vance (Song And Dance --- John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band)

#2714.  J.D. Vance (Zero Chance --- Soundgarden)

#2766.  Usha Sucked His Dick (Such A Simple Thing --- Ray LaMontagne)

#2767.  Vance (Pants --- Charlie Worsham)

#2768.  Vance (Pants --- Randy Newman)

#2769.  JD Vance (My Romance --- Jesus Culture)

#2770.  JD Vance (My Romance --- Ella Fitzgerald)

#2776.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Nitty Gritty Dirt Band)

#2779.  Vance Is A Liar (Dance In the Fire --- Digital Summer)

#2785.  Vance JD (Dance With Me --- The Drifters)

#2803.  Vance Is A Liar (Dance With A Tiger --- Roseanne Cash)

#2820.  Trump/Vance (One Chance --- Modest Mouse)

#2847.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Jan And Dean)

#3070.  JD Vance (Take A Chance --- Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta)

#3072.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Lemonheads)

#3073.  Vance (Trance --- Screeching Weasel)

#3074.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Don Williams)

#3076.  JD Vance (If By Chance --- Patti LaBelle)

#3078.  Vance (Dance --- Jesus Culture)

#3087.  JD Vance (Song And Dance --- Buck Owens)

#3088.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Dean Martin)

#3089.  JD Vance (Take A Chance --- Chicago)

#3090.  Usha (Russia --- Tori Amos)

#3091.  JD Vance (Half A Chance --- Carly Simon)

#3092.  JD Vance (Half A Chance --- Vince Gill)

#3656.  Vance (Dance --- Jesus Culture)

#3657.  Vice President Vance (Could I Have This Dance --- Anne Murray)

#3660.  JD Vance (Life's A Dance --- John Michael Montgomery)

#3665.  Vance Is A Joke (Dance In The Smoke --- Argent)

#3666. Vance (Dance --- Planetshakers)

#3972.  JD Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane) 

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

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