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I've got a message for former FBI Director James Comey.
There are no words... for the city of Vancouver.
Hold my beer! Or, specifically this afternoon, a plastic water bottle of cheap white wine. We're off to the Seahawks Stadium for Egypt/Belgium. Major heat advisory.
In other news, the Orange Prolapse is now in the "tertiary endorsement" bidnith. Trump figured out a way to endorse a candidate with a zero percent chance of ever being proven wrong.
It's simple. Just get some MAGA douchebag to endorse some other Trumpin' dumpin ass-muncher.
See? This way if a primary election is too close too call, you always win.
If he/she wins, Donald takes "bi-lateral" credit for the victory. If he/she loses, Trump denies any involvement, throws them under the bus, and then blames it on his staff for providing bad advice.
Glassman sonofsaf
Glassman
Madman Silverchair
Madman
One word lyric. No print-out necessary.
I try to take some degree of minimal pride with my parodies. LOL.
Silverchair never played the Burgh. Never seen 'em.
We used to listen to their song Pure Massacre. Great foosball warm-up music back in the mid 90's,
The Orange Prolapse is presently in the midst of his UFC White House cage fights.
While simultaneously negotiating an end to the war with Iran.
MAGA !
Is there anything Donald Trump can't do?
My only complaint is that all declaration of MAGA be followed up with a minimum of 3 exclamation points.
MAGA !!!
Now that's much better.
In other news, we didn't make it inside for the Australia/Turkey World Cup game. But that's okay. We had a good time. The only problem was the United States. But it wasn't their soccer team. It was 2 1/2 hour imbecilic wait at the border. On the other hand, our entrance into Canada took about 90 seconds.
Whatevs. The only thing that matters is if Rodney Glassman becums the next Attorney General for the state of Arizona.
I once had a hamster called Rodney. Rodney the Rodent. I was probably 10 years old at the time. My parents purchased him from the Ben Franklin store in Elm Grove. He died about 6 months later.
Glassman sonofsaf
Donald’s a liar And the Vice President blows, yeah
Fury and the fire Trump’s a clown shitshow, yeah
Orange Prolapse clown Twat’s obscene oh so sad
Rodney Glassman
Cock tiny delight Dildo toy’s really unkind, yeah
Coup d’etat permission Insurrection and big lies
Orange Prolapse clown Twat’s obscene oh so sad
Rodney Glassman Glassman
Rodney Glassman
Madman Crippled Black Phoenix
You say you're fire Then I'm ice and fucking snow, yeah
Living with desire Pushed me down below, yeah
I'll show you now What it means to be mad
Mad fuckin' man
Walk with me tonight I'll destroy your fuckin' mind, yeah
Pushed into submission I'm a poison in your eyes
I'll show you now What it means to be mad
Mad fuckin' man Madman
Madman
Lyric Print-out's non-existent.
Crippled Black Phoenix has never injured the Burgh. Never heard of 'em.
Former FBI Director James Comey has taken a lot of shit from the Orange Prolapse for his "86 47" seashell social media post.
Hey, it could've been plenty worse.
Spotted in dahntahn Vancouver!
Australia upsets Turkey 2-0!
For the love of D-g!
Next up? Back to Seattle for Death Angel and Vio-lence at the Showbox...
and then Belgium vs. Egypt. Featuring Mohamed Salah... the Egyptian Magician.
Is anybody hungry? (Duran Duran)
The Donald’s Big Lie sonofsaf
The Donald’s big lie The Donald’s big lie The Donald’s big lie The Donald’s big lie
Fuck’n suck why dismember tiny mushroom dick Trump’s the biggest retard Big Mac clown Orange Prolapse is piece of shit, yeah Little morning wood penis of meat, yeah Depends make him glad, oh Depends for which taxpayers pay, yeah The biggest loser who’s ass is full of gas Big liar queers hooray, yeah
The Donald’s big lie The Donald’s big lie, fuck yeah MAGA Trumpers are Proud Boy queers The Donald’s big lie
Inbred, inbred why dismember tiny mushroom dick For the love of retard syndrome down Porn and Stormy cause motorboatin’s right, hooray A Jared Kushner Jew delight But that Jew has no real courage, hooray His bitch is scary too Ivanka her arranged marriage Shitshow of golden toilet poo Butt a port-a-jon
Neither king nor a crown in sight Neither king nor a crown in sight Neither king nor a crown in sight Neither king nor a crown in sight Neither king nor a crown in sight Neither king nor a crown in sight Neither king nor a crown in sight Neither king nor a crown in sight Oh, The Donald’s big lie The Donald’s big lie, hooray Oh MAGA, oh MAGA Trumpers are Proud Boy queers The Donald’s big lie, meh
The Donald, The Donald, The Donald’s big lie The Donald’s big lie Evangelicals will pray Oh MAGA, MAGA Trumpers feed the Proud Boys queers The Donald’s big lie
No Woman No Cry Bob Marley
No woman, no cry No woman, no cry No woman, no cry No woman, no cry
'Cause, 'cause, 'cause I remember when we used to sit In the government yard in Trenchtown Oba, observing the hypocrites, yeah Mingle with the good people we meet, yeah Good friends we have had, oh good friends we've lost along the way, yeah In this bright future you can't forget your past So dry your tears I say, yeah
No woman, no cry No woman, no cry, eh, yeah Little darling don't shed no tears No woman, no cry
Eh, said, said, said I remember when we used to sit In the government yard in Trenchtown, yeah And then Georgie would make the fire light, I say A log wood burning through the night Then we would cook corn meal porridge, I say Of which I'll share with you, yeah My feet is my only carriage And so I've got to push on through But while I'm gone
Everything's gonna be alright Everything's gonna be alright Everything's gonna be alright Everything's gonna be alright Everything's gonna be alright Everything's gonna be alright Everything's gonna be alright Everything's gonna be alright So no woman, no cry No woman, no cry, I say Oh little, oh little darling, don't shed no tears No woman, no cry, eh
No woman, no woman, no woman, no cry No woman, no cry One more time I've got to say Oh little, little darling, please don't shed no tears No woman, no cry
Print out forthcuming.
Extremely challenging lyrics. Probably the reason you don't see that many classic reggae parodies.
This is my second stab at "No Woman, No Cry." Three years ago I penned #2032. Abigail Jo Shry.
Bob Marley & The Wailers lively upped the Burgh twice. Both times at the Stanley Theater (modern day Benedum Center) in 1978 & 1980. He also did an "undocumented" gig in Wheeling, WV at the Triangle Club. Never saw him.
Regarding his war with Iran, let's give Trump a prestigious Orange Prolapse Trophy.
And a patriotic Golden Toilet Award.
And a Make America GRATE Again participation ribbon.
Donald's hotter than hell.
In other news, FBI Director Kash Patel is all about the green!
His ass is literally grass.
Donald Is Very Gay sonofsaf
Hella far right Bud Light Orange Prolapsin’ stainy fight Get laid, givin’ head, to a clown, ain’t a big crime It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’ His Depends diapers crappin’ total shitshow Tiny mushroom jism cum is wrong Stormy’s job to blow It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore is here to stay stormy Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore will pay to play
Hell, that Kushner Jew-boy frontin’ in D.C. Tiny cock’s a mushroom implied, all the fire and fury Ho, Melania First Lady Hell, BeBest porn porno-grapher pornography Trump’s a clown, jag-off fuck, ain’t a doubt, lyin’ clown’s N.D.A. Crooked porn performing
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore will pay to play
Hell, the far right Bud Light Proud Boys wanna painful fight Get laid, givin’ head, to a clown, ain’t a big crime It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’ His Depends diapers crappin’ total shitshow Tiny mushroom jism cum is wrong Stormy’s job to blow It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore will pay to play
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore will pay to play, yeah
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy
Drivin' My Life Away Eddie Rabbit
Well, the midnight headlight blind you on a rainy night Steep grade up ahead slow me down makin' no time But I gotta keep rollin' Those windshield wipers slappin' outta tempo Keepin' perfect rhythm with the song on the radio But I gotta keep rollin'
Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a better way for me Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a sunny day
Well, the truck stop cutie comin' on to me Tried to talk me into a ride, said I wouldn't be sorry Oh, but she was just a baby Well, waitress pour me another cup of coffee Pop me down, jack me up, shoot me out flyin' down the highway Lookin' for the morning
Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a better way for me Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a sunny day
Well, the midnight headlight blind you on a rainy night Steep grade up ahead slow me down makin' no time But I gotta keep rollin' Those windshield wipers slappin' outta tempo Keepin' perfect rhythm with the song on the radio I gotta keep rollin'
Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a better way for me Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a sunny day
Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a better way for me Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a sunny day, yeah
Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a better way for me
Such a great song. Choppy, difficult lyrics. I should really go back and tweak it. Definitely tweak-worthy.
Eddie Rabbit never gamed the Burgh. A heavy cigarette smoker, he died in 1988 from lung cancer at the age of 56.
The Orange Prolapse scored a major endorsement victory in the South Carolina 5th Congressional District.
Naturally, Republican Wes Climer ran uncontested.
He'll face off against Democrat Mallory Dittmer in the general. Dittmer congratulated her opponent but also noted that he is NOT a true Gamecock. Although, she did eagerly concede that Climer does have a tiny, mushroom cock.
A curious AI-generated image. However, the content is exceptionally strong.
Wes Climer sonofsaf
Business owner Wes Climer Civic leader Wes Climer State Senator Wes Climer Republican Wes Climer Trumpin’ dumpin’ non-stop
Tree Climber Stellar Kart
Wanna be a tree climber. Wanna be a tree climber. Wanna be a tree climber. Wanna be a tree climber. All the way to the top.
Stellar Kart has never played the Burgh. Never heard of 'em.
CBS Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss recently got a thumbs up..
from the Orange Prolapse.
So what do CBS, Paramount, and Warner Brothers all have in common. They've officially boarded the Trump Train. And there's no getting off.
In other news, Operation Dump has been steadily gaining steam. It's a dedicated branding effort to permanently rename all port-a-jons in the U.S. (and abroad) as "Trumper Dumpers."
Bari Weiss sonofsaf
[D. Snider]
The big lie, sold by a liar Trump bullshit, Stormy’s fury fire That clown is unhealthy and unfit Lake Tahoe’s stormy, tiny mushroom dick
[CHORUS:]
Oh, she’s gay, oh, a gay woman Bari Weiss Fuck that queer Jew cunt pussy Lesbo Bari Weiss Oh, Bari Weiss pornography, yeah
CBS cunt and big Trump fan Butt so sore, use the dildo plan, ho Euro-trash wife’s Slovenian A panty raid is Jewish fun
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Ah, pornography, yeah
[Solo - Eddie]
Oh, the big lie, sold by a liar Trump bullshit, Stormy’s fury fire Jewish cunt you will discover Hell, clownish ‘tard is gay, under the covers
[REPEAT CHORUS 2x]
Ah, pornography, yeah
Pay The Price Twisted Sister
[D. Snider]
You and I, we lit the fire We build it, baby, my desire But now you say I overdo it Be careful, baby, don't make me choose it
[CHORUS:]
Oh, always, oh, always gotta pay the price Oughta hear who'd love for free Gotta pay the price Oh, pay the price for loving me, yeah
I need your love to be a man But oh lord, honey, you don't understand, no But both our lives have just begun I just can't trade these two for one
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Ah, for love of me, yeah
[Solo - Eddie]
Oh, you and I, we lit the fire We build it, baby, my desire You want me to be your lover Well, now you start to pay, there'll be no other
[REPEAT CHORUS 2x]
Ah, for love of me, yeah
Twisted Sister rocked the Burgh 3 times during the mid-80's. Never saw 'em.
Behold! One of the greatest moments in the history of rock'n'roll. (mark: 11:25)
