Last night, the Orange Prolapse...
hosted the first night of Trumpapalooza in Dallas, Texas. He spoke extensively about renaming the state of New Mexico. Wants to call it "New America."
Coincidentally, I'm demanding the government rename several states.
10. Kansas --- Fat Ass
9. Massachusetts --- MAGA Dufus
8. Connecticut --- Cunt Piece Of Shit
7. Colorado --- Mara-a-Lago
6. Illinois --- Dildo Toy
5. Mississippi --- Tits Of Stormy
4. New York --- Jew Pork
3. Tennessee --- Stormy D.
2. Ohio --- Job To Blow
1. West Virginia --- Best Vagina
In other news, John Sununu will be facing off against Chris Pappas for a U.S. Senate seat in New Hampshire.
I seriously doubt that Granite State voters would welcome ICE agents to help safeguard the polls.
Sununu
sonofsaf
A Stormy double feature with some Horseface merch
A tiny erection and a genital wart
Truth Social amplifies all Trump’s shitty plans from D.C.
Sununu bought some toilet tissue
Ivanka and Jared they’re the Kushner crew
Golden throne and a shitshow just for you
Toilet tissue
Trump’s a mother fucker whose lies we must endure
A crook and an asshole the Orange Prolapse smells bold
Made America great and much more
A cum dumpster of lies outta Washington, D.C.
Sununu bought some toilet tissue
Ivanka and Jared they’re the Kushner crew
Golden throne and a shitshow just for you
Toilet tissue
Why’s he whinin’ all night and day and why’s he a piece of shit
Why are the sins of seven so hard to dispel
Sununu bought some toilet tissue
Ivanka and Jared they’re the Kushner crew
Golden throne and a shitshow just for you
Toilet tissue
Some Voodoo
Richie Kotzen
I've been to the preacher I've been to the church
I gave my confession but I still feel the hurt
I've got to testify for what this woman's done to me
Some Voodoo got me so into you
I'm on pins and needles can you fel it too
Got the jones and I don't know what to do
So into you
I went to the doctor to try and find a cure
She looked into my soul said it's already been sold
And had me runnin' straight for the door
I've come to realize what this woman's done to me
Some Voodoo got me so into you
I'm on pins and needles can you fel it too
Got the jones and I don't know what to do
So into you
I've been tryin to fight it afraid I could learn to like it
I've been prayin' to heaven and runnin' from hell
Some Voodoo got me so into you
I'm on pins and needles can you fel it too
Got the jones and I don't know what to do
So into you
From 2014 to the present, Richie Kotzen has Kotexed the Burgh a grand total of 5 times. Never heard of him.
The Big Lie 100:
#3952. Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)
#3953. Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)
#3954. Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)
#3955. Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)
#3956. Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)
#3957. Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)
#3958. Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)
#3959. Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)
#3960. The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)
#3961. Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)
#3962. Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)
#3963. Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)
#3964. Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR)
#3965. John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)
#3966. Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)
#3967. Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)
#3968. John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)
#3969. Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)
#3970. Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)
#3971. Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)
#3972. J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)
#3973. J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)
#3974. James (Games --- Ryan Adams)
#3975. James (Games --- The Strokes)
#3976. John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)
#3977. Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)
#3978. Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)
#3979. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)
#3980. Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)
#3981. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3982. Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#3983. David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)
#3984. Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)
#3985. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)
#3986. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)
#3987. Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)
#3988. Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)
#3989. Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)
#3990. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3991. Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)
#3992. Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#3993. John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)
#3994. David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)
#3995. Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)
#3996. The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)
#3997. Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)
#3998. Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)
#3999. Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
#4000. Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)
#4001. Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)
#4002. Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)
#4003. Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)
#4004. Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)
#4005. Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)
#4006. Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)
#4007. Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)
#4008. The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#4009. Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)
#4010. Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)
#4011. Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)
#4012. Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)
#4013. Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)
#4014. Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)
#4015. Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)
#4016. Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)
#4017. Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)
#4018. Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)
#4019. TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)
#4020. Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)
#4021. Big Lie Coup D'etat Was Wild (If I Ever Was A Child --- Wilco)
#4022. Pickaxe Mountain (Sugar Mountain --- Neil Young)
#4023. Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Devandra Banhart)
#4024. Andy Biggs (Truffle Pigs --- Matthew Goodman Band)
#4025. Hegseth (Deep Breath --- The Sound)
#4026. Andy Biggs (Blinking Pigs --- Little Dragon)
#4027. Andy S. Biggs (We Are The Pigs --- Suede)
#4028. Donald Trump's Blowing (Where Are You Going --- Dave Matthews Band)
#4029. Kolodin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)
#4030. Hegseth (Til Death --- Christopher Sieber & Megan Hilty)
#4031. Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- All)
#4032. Trump (Plump --- Hole)
#4033. Thune (Goon --- Osees)
#4034. Introducing Susan Collins (Introducing Mary Poppins --- Lin-Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt)
#4035. Tayvis (Save Us --- Feeder)
#4036. Lance Schroyer (Destroyer --- Venom)
#4037. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder ---Incognito)
#4038. Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- Uriah Heep)
#4039. Clayton (Satan --- The Dwarves)
#4040. Jay Clayton (Unshaken --- D'Angelo)
#4041. Jay Clayton (Awaken --- Breaking Benjamin)
#4042. Clayton (Taken --- Snow Ghosts)
#4043. Thune (Goon --- Moon Tooth)
#4044. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Arlo Guthrie)
#4045. Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- Mindless Self Indulgence)
#4046. Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians)
#4047. Rick Brattin (Black Satin --- The Raveonettes)
#4048. Sean Hannity (O' Sanity --- John Lennon & Yoko Ono)
#4049. Moreno (Volcano --- Horse Jumper Of Love)
#4050. Darline (Jolene --- Dolly Parton)
#4051. Sean Hannity (Dark Sanity --- Mortician)
#4052. John Braun (Walk On --- Deep Purple)
#4053. John Braun (Walk On --- Roy Orbison)
#4054. Bill Hagerty (Haphazardly --- Rhett Miller)
#4055. Andy Ogles (Annie Oakley --- Miniature Tigers)
#4056. Terafab (Taxi Cab --- The Naked Brothers Band)
#4057. Terafab (Taxi Cab --- Vampire Weekend)
#4058. Brent Taylor (Lost Sailor --- Grateful Dead)
#4059. Tom Tiffany's Gonna Cheat (Epiphany On Mott Street --- The Waterboys)
#4060. Tom Tiffany (Epiphany --- SG Lewis)
#4061. Noem Is Deranged (Home On The Range --- John Denver)
#4062. Noem (Home --- Low)
#4063. Kristi Noem (Letters Home --- Childish Gambino)
#4064. Noem (Home --- Casting Crowns)
#4065. Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- ChewieCatt)
#4066. Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#4067. Trumper Dumper (Little Sister --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#4068. Noem (Home --- Aurora)
#4069. ICE Gloves (White Gloves --- Khruangbin)
#4070. Weinberger Stain (Hamburger Train --- Primus)
#4071. Daylight Savings Time (Victim Or The Crime --- Grateful Dead)
#4072. Megan Weinberger And Big Lies (I Love Cheeseburgers, Apple Pies --- Cake Pop)
#4073. Karoline Leavitt (Letter Of Credit --- The Getaway Plan)
#4074. ICE Gloves (God's Gloves --- Peace)
#4075. MAGA Meg Weinberger (Big Kahuna Burger --- Knucks)
#4076. MAGA Meg Weinberger (I Want A Hamburger --- Parry Gripp)
#4077. Mace (Mace --- Blur)
#4078. Kevin Rideout (Knock-Down Drag-Out --- Weezer)
#4079. Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- South Park)
#4080. J.J. Grow (Let It Grow --- Black Lips)
#4081. Round River (Big River --- Van Halen)
#4082. J.J. Grow (Let It Grow --- Grateful Dead)
#4083. J.J. Grow (Blow By Blow --- Fleetwood Mac)
#4084. Kevin Rideout (Knock Down Drag Out --- Red Line Chemistry)
#4085. John Rutherford (Old Thunderbird --- Devendra Banhart)
#4086. Rutherford (Thunderbird --- Quiet Riot)
#4087. Catalina (Ballerina --- Robin Trower)
#4088. ICE Gloves (Cracked Gloves --- Coast Modern)
#4089. Catalina (Ballerina --- Oliver Hazard)
#4090. Rutherford (Thunderbird --- ZZ Top)
#4091. Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- King's X)
#4092. Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Blackpool)
#4093. Nick Begich Punk (Smack My Bitch Up --- The Prodigy)
#4094. Human Printer (TV Dinners --- ZZ Top)
#4095. Trump's The Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)
#4096. Overton (Overdone --- Bombay Bicycle Club)
#4097. Value Meal (Gates of Steal --- DEVO)
#4098. Jeff Epstein Files (A Million Miles --- Goldfinger)
#4099. Harp (Sharp --- Dexter & The Moon Rocks)
#4100. Natalie Harp (Birth OF The Harp --- Amberian Dawn)
#4101. Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Beast In Black)
#4102. Catalina (Ballerina --- GRAY & DeVita)
#4103. Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (When We All Get To Heaven --- Stars Go Dim)
#4104. Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (Good Girls Go To Heaven --- Brooks & Dunn)
#4105. Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (I Want To Go To Heaven --- Texas)
#4106. Jeff Epstein Files (Five Hundred Miles --- Justin Timberlake)
#4107. Jamieson Greer (You Need A Beer --- Parry Gripp)
#4108. Jamieson Greer (Pussy Weed Beer --- Chastity Belt)
#4109. Lake America (White America --- Eminem)
#4110. He's Mike P. Mazzei (She Drives Me Crazy --- Fine Young Cannibals)
#4111. Mike Mazzei (She's Crazy --- The Kelly Family)
#4112. MAGA Mike Mazzei (Mama He's Crazy --- The Judds)
#4113. Mike P. Mazzei (Drive Me Crazy --- Ratt)
#4114. Peters (Leaders --- Katatonia)
#4115. Abbey Gate (Immolate --- Downswing)
#4116. Harp (Carp --- Guttermouth)
#4117. Begich (Ass Itch --- Korn)
#4118. Abbey Gate (Interstate --- Neil Young)
#4119. ICE (Ice --- Omen XIII)
#4120. San Francisco's York (Air Conditioned Dork --- Big Black Delta)
#4121. Abbey Gate Trump Warfare (Interstate Love Affair --- Night Ranger)
#4122. Ontario (Scenario --- Dramarama)
#4123. Trump's A Clown (Two Doors Down --- Dolly Parton)
#4124. Needing A Ballroom (Queen Of The Ballroom --- Buddy Holly)
#4125. Round River (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#4126. Trumpapalooza (Sons Of Medusa --- Emmure)
#4127. Lake America (Fuck America --- The Taxpayers)
#4128. Leon Black (Back In Black --- AC/DC)
#4129. Bartiromo (Jocko Homo --- DEVO)
#4130. Wendy (Trendy --- Reel Big Fish)
#4131. Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Meiko)
#4132. Wendy (Trendy --- Old Mervs)
#4133. Only New America (Only In America --- Brooks & Dunn)
#4134. New America (Miss America --- James Blunt)
#4135. Sununu Plan (The Voodoo Man --- The Del-Vikings)
#4136. Sununu (Some Voodoo --- Richie Kotzen)
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