Katie Zacharia, the Orange Prolapse's new Press Secretary...
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| A rare alcoholic, cigarette infused, parallel-shit Dump. Smithfield Street. |
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| More Smithfield. Not Ohio. |
is a beltway cunt.
Zacharia Is The Cunt Of D.C.
sonofsaf
(Golden throne)
Donald’s an Orange Prolapse clown, Forty-seven’s a piece of shit.
Insurrection crimes
Diarrhea Runs In The Family
Bloodhound Gang
[On the phone]
I'm in the bathroom right now, so this message might sound like shit.
[Shit's a bunch of times]
Despite the fact that my parody truly represents the essence of this "song," I honestly don't wish to comprehend the rationale for this particular "excremental interlude."
From 1997 to 2005, Bloodhound Gang banged the Burgh a grand total of 4 times. Must be an anonymous orgy, because I've never seen 'em. Never heard of 'em.
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#3952. Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)
#3953. Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)
#3954. Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)
#3955. Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)
#3956. Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)
#3957. Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)
#3958. Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)
#3959. Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)
#3960. The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)
#3961. Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)
#3962. Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)
#3963. Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)
#3964. Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR)
#3965. John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)
#3966. Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)
#3967. Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)
#3968. John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)
#3969. Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)
#3970. Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)
#3971. Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)
#3972. J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)
#3973. J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)
#3974. James (Games --- Ryan Adams)
#3975. James (Games --- The Strokes)
#3976. John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)
#3977. Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)
#3978. Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)
#3979. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)
#3980. Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)
#3981. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3982. Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#3983. David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)
#3984. Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)
#3985. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)
#3986. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)
#3987. Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)
#3988. Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)
#3989. Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)
#3990. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3991. Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)
#3992. Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#3993. John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)
#3994. David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)
#3995. Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)
#3996. The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)
#3997. Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)
#3998. Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)
#3999. Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
#4000. Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)
#4001. Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)
#4002. Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)
#4003. Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)
#4004. Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)
#4005. Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)
#4006. Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)
#4007. Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)
#4008. The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#4009. Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)
#4010. Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)
#4011. Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)
#4012. Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)
#4013. Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)
#4014. Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)
#4015. Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)
#4016. Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)
#4017. Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)
#4018. Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)
#4019. TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)
#4020. Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)
#4021. Big Lie Coup D'etat Was Wild (If I Ever Was A Child --- Wilco)
#4022. Pickaxe Mountain (Sugar Mountain --- Neil Young)
#4023. Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Devandra Banhart)
#4024. Andy Biggs (Truffle Pigs --- Matthew Goodman Band)
#4025. Hegseth (Deep Breath --- The Sound)
#4026. Andy Biggs (Blinking Pigs --- Little Dragon)
#4027. Andy S. Biggs (We Are The Pigs --- Suede)
#4028. Donald Trump's Blowing (Where Are You Going --- Dave Matthews Band)
#4029. Kolodin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)
#4030. Hegseth (Til Death --- Christopher Sieber & Megan Hilty)
#4031. Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- All)
#4032. Trump (Plump --- Hole)
#4033. Thune (Goon --- Osees)
#4034. Introducing Susan Collins (Introducing Mary Poppins --- Lin-Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt)
#4035. Tayvis (Save Us --- Feeder)
#4036. Lance Schroyer (Destroyer --- Venom)
#4037. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder ---Incognito)
#4038. Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- Uriah Heep)
#4039. Clayton (Satan --- The Dwarves)
#4040. Jay Clayton (Unshaken --- D'Angelo)
#4041. Jay Clayton (Awaken --- Breaking Benjamin)
#4042. Clayton (Taken --- Snow Ghosts)
#4043. Thune (Goon --- Moon Tooth)
#4044. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Arlo Guthrie)
#4045. Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- Mindless Self Indulgence)
#4046. Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians)
#4047. Rick Brattin (Black Satin --- The Raveonettes)
#4048. Sean Hannity (O' Sanity --- John Lennon & Yoko Ono)
#4049. Moreno (Volcano --- Horse Jumper Of Love)
#4050. Darline (Jolene --- Dolly Parton)
#4051. Sean Hannity (Dark Sanity --- Mortician)
#4052. John Braun (Walk On --- Deep Purple)
#4053. John Braun (Walk On --- Roy Orbison)
#4054. Bill Hagerty (Haphazardly --- Rhett Miller)
#4055. Andy Ogles (Annie Oakley --- Miniature Tigers)
#4056. Terafab (Taxi Cab --- The Naked Brothers Band)
#4057. Terafab (Taxi Cab --- Vampire Weekend)
#4058. Brent Taylor (Lost Sailor --- Grateful Dead)
#4059. Tom Tiffany's Gonna Cheat (Epiphany On Mott Street --- The Waterboys)
#4060. Tom Tiffany (Epiphany --- SG Lewis)
#4061. Noem Is Deranged (Home On The Range --- John Denver)
#4062. Noem (Home --- Low)
#4063. Kristi Noem (Letters Home --- Childish Gambino)
#4064. Noem (Home --- Casting Crowns)
#4065. Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- ChewieCatt)
#4066. Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#4067. Trumper Dumper (Little Sister --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#4068. Noem (Home --- Aurora)
#4069. ICE Gloves (White Gloves --- Khruangbin)
#4070. Weinberger Stain (Hamburger Train --- Primus)
#4071. Daylight Savings Time (Victim Or The Crime --- Grateful Dead)
#4072. Megan Weinberger And Big Lies (I Love Cheeseburgers, Apple Pies --- Cake Pop)
#4073. Karoline Leavitt (Letter Of Credit --- The Getaway Plan)
#4074. ICE Gloves (God's Gloves --- Peace)
#4075. MAGA Meg Weinberger (Big Kahuna Burger --- Knucks)
#4076. MAGA Meg Weinberger (I Want A Hamburger --- Parry Gripp)
#4077. Mace (Mace --- Blur)
#4078. Kevin Rideout (Knock-Down Drag-Out --- Weezer)
#4079. Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- South Park)
#4080. J.J. Grow (Let It Grow --- Black Lips)
#4081. Round River (Big River --- Van Halen)
#4082. J.J. Grow (Let It Grow --- Grateful Dead)
#4083. J.J. Grow (Blow By Blow --- Fleetwood Mac)
#4084. Kevin Rideout (Knock Down Drag Out --- Red Line Chemistry)
#4085. John Rutherford (Old Thunderbird --- Devendra Banhart)
#4086. Rutherford (Thunderbird --- Quiet Riot)
#4087. Catalina (Ballerina --- Robin Trower)
#4088. ICE Gloves (Cracked Gloves --- Coast Modern)
#4089. Catalina (Ballerina --- Oliver Hazard)
#4090. Rutherford (Thunderbird --- ZZ Top)
#4091. Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- King's X)
#4092. Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Blackpool)
#4093. Nick Begich Punk (Smack My Bitch Up --- The Prodigy)
#4094. Human Printer (TV Dinners --- ZZ Top)
#4095. Trump's The Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)
#4096. Overton (Overdone --- Bombay Bicycle Club)
#4097. Value Meal (Gates of Steal --- DEVO)
#4098. Jeff Epstein Files (A Million Miles --- Goldfinger)
#4099. Harp (Sharp --- Dexter & The Moon Rocks)
#4100. Natalie Harp (Birth OF The Harp --- Amberian Dawn)
#4101. Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Beast In Black)
#4102. Catalina (Ballerina --- GRAY & DeVita)
#4103. Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (When We All Get To Heaven --- Stars Go Dim)
#4104. Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (Good Girls Go To Heaven --- Brooks & Dunn)
#4105. Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (I Want To Go To Heaven --- Texas)
#4106. Jeff Epstein Files (Five Hundred Miles --- Justin Timberlake)
#4107. Jamieson Greer (You Need A Beer --- Parry Gripp)
#4108. Jamieson Greer (Pussy Weed Beer --- Chastity Belt)
#4109. Lake America (White America --- Eminem)
#4110. He's Mike P. Mazzei (She Drives Me Crazy --- Fine Young Cannibals)
#4111. Mike Mazzei (She's Crazy --- The Kelly Family)
#4112. MAGA Mike Mazzei (Mama He's Crazy --- The Judds)
#4113. Mike P. Mazzei (Drive Me Crazy --- Ratt)
#4114. Peters (Leaders --- Katatonia)
#4115. Abbey Gate (Immolate --- Downswing)
#4116. Harp (Carp --- Guttermouth)
#4117. Begich (Ass Itch --- Korn)
#4118. Abbey Gate (Interstate --- Neil Young)
#4119. ICE (Ice --- Omen XIII)
#4120. San Francisco's York (Air Conditioned Dork --- Big Black Delta)
#4121. Abbey Gate Trump Warfare (Interstate Love Affair --- Night Ranger)
#4122. Ontario (Scenario --- Dramarama)
#4123. Trump's A Clown (Two Doors Down --- Dolly Parton)
#4124. Needing A Ballroom (Queen Of The Ballroom --- Buddy Holly)
#4125. Round River (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#4126. Trumpapalooza (Sons Of Medusa --- Emmure)
#4127. Lake America (Fuck America --- The Taxpayers)
#4128. Leon Black (Back In Black --- AC/DC)
#4129. Bartiromo (Jocko Homo --- DEVO)
#4130. Wendy (Trendy --- Reel Big Fish)
#4131. Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Meiko)
#4132. Wendy (Trendy --- Old Mervs)
#4133. Only New America (Only In America --- Brooks & Dunn)
#4134. New America (Miss America --- James Blunt)
#4135. Sununu Plan (The Voodoo Man --- The Del-Vikings)
#4136. Sununu (Some Voodoo --- Richie Kotzen)
#4137. John Sununu (Deja Voodoo --- David Ramirez)
#4138. John Sununu (Deja Voodoo --- Golden Earring)
#4139. Nine Eleven (War In Heaven --- The Raveonettes)
#4140. Nine Eleven (War In Heaven --- Tailgunner)
#4141. Slopaganda (Propaganda --- of Montreal)
#4142. Slopaganda (Propaganda --- Sparks)
#4143. Sununu (It's Voodoo --- Still Corners)
#4144. Nine Eleven (It's My Heaven --- Blake Shelton)
#4145. Drone Port Shitshow (Airport Disco --- Athlete)
#4146. Drone Port (Airport --- Rosie Tucker)
#4147. Drone Port (Airport --- Horse Jumper Of Love)
#4148. New America (Miss America --- Blur)
#4149. French Piss (French Kiss --- Still Corners)
#4150. 'Flecting Pool (My Old School --- Steely Dan)
#4151. New America (Miss America --- Carolina Liar)
#4152. Affordability (Vulnerability --- Mariah Carey)
#4153. Affordability - Shit (Vulnerability - Skit --- Sunshine Anderson)
#4154. Stormy D. (You And Me --- Kitty Wells & Red Foley)
#4155. AI (Cream Pie --- Cane Hill)
#4156. AI Lie (Tie-Dye Sky --- GRiZ)
#4157. The Gift Of AI (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)
#4158. AI (Blue Sky --- Meat Loaf)
#4159. AI (Blue Sky --- Allman Brothers)
#4160. AI Force (No Remorse --- Kylesa)
#4161. AI Czar (Shooting Star --- Bad Company)
#4162. Slopaganda (Propaganda --- Sepultura)
#4163. AI (Tie-Dye --- Tindertsicks)
#4164. AI (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#4165. Triumphal Arch (Mickey Mouse March --- The Mouseketeers)
#4166. Trump's Triumphal Arch (A Full Moon In March --- The Waterboys)
#4167. The Colosseum (The Strange Museum --- Paul Weller)
#4168. Freedom Fest (House Arrest --- Jimmy Eat World)
#4169. Ford's Theatre (Sweet Cheater --- Ratt)
#4170. Big Lie AI (Goodbye Blue Sky --- Pink Floyd)
#4171. Triumphal Arch (The Ides Of March --- Silverstein)
#4172. New America (In America --- Creed)
#4173. Nine Eleven (Made In Heaven --- Queen)
#4174. John Sununu (Deja Voodoo --- Golden Earring)
#4175. Jesse Waters (Stormy Waters --- Visions Of Atlantis)
#4176. Straits Of Hormuz (Rhythm And Blues --- The Head And The Heart)
#4177. SI (The Eye --- Radiator Hospital)
#4178. Donald's Super Intelligence (17 Pink Sugar Elephants --- Vashti Bunyan)
#4179. Kristi Noem! (Stay At Home! --- CG5)
#4180. Joe Kent (Cement --- Ty Segall)
#4181. SI (The Lie --- Bad Religion)
#4182. Eric Schmitt (Hypocrite --- Alien Weaponry)
#4183. Pink Slime (Prime Time --- Alan Parsons Project)
#4184. Pink Slime (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#4185. Witness At Your Service (U.S. Postal Slogan)
#4186. (Fuckin' Shitshow) Kenneth Paxton
#4187. Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Dinah Washington)
#4188. Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Combichrist)
#4189. Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- The Gathering)
#4190. Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Punch Brothers)
#4191. Pete Ricketts Ain't Very Nice (Two Tickets To Paradise --- Eddie Money)
#4192. Homo Bessent (Coral Crescent --- The Low Anthem)
#4193. Lay Down Sally (Trump Clown Rally --- Eric Clapton)
#4194. Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- The Relapse Symphony)
#4195. Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Korn)
#4196. Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Avril Lavigne)
#4197. Dan Scavino (Gran Torino --- Greyhaven)
#4198. Kenneth Paxton (Satisfaction --- Richie Spice)
#4199. Susan Dell (Infidel --- The Bouncing Souls)
#4200. Pete Hegseth (Killed By Death --- Motorhead)
#4201. Kate Zacharia (Christ The Messiah --- Michael W. Smith)
#4202. Kate Zacharia (Handel's Messiah --- Relient K)
#4203. Trump Ocean (Slow Motion --- David Gray)
#4204. Trump Ocean (Slow Motion --- Leo Sayer)
#4205. Zacharia Is The Cunt Of D.C. (Diarrhea Runs In The Family --- Bloodhound Gang)
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