Let's give DHS Secretary Kristi Noem the coveted Orange Prolapse participation trophy.
White House insiders claim that Donald Trump is "uncomfortable" with the adulterous relationship of Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski.
Probably because Trump thinks they're clandestine affair draws attention to his brief "dalliance" with porn star Stormy Daniels. You know, the whole sleeping with the horseface titted queen of motorboatin' while his wife Melania was giving birth to their only son Barron.
| Gettin' twiggy with it! |
I honestly think the city of Pittsburgh should launch a "Keep on Dumpin' Shitsburgh" campaign ahead of the 2026 NFL Draft.
If you have a moment to spare, I highly recommend a walk around River View Apartments at the intersection of Commonwealth and Liberty Ave. The gateway to the city... with the current tally of Dumps in excess of 100. Welcome to Shitsburgh.
Kristi Noem
sonofsaf
Shit is showing so inbred
One critique, the MAGA-death
The Orange clown has a style
You’ll discover MAGA’s red
Jeffrey Epstein was a ped
His anal breath, isn’t fine
Gonna stop the steal
Gonna stop the steal
Kristi Noem
Gonna stop the steal
Kristi Noem
Gonna stop the steal
Stop the steal, stop the steal
A golden toilet port-a-jon stall
Melania’s a whore
Orange Prolapsin’ is his style
Trump dumping golden stalls
His wet dream to build big walls
Washington, D.C.’s outta line
Gonna stop the steal
Gonna stop the steal
Kristi Noem
Gonna stop the steal
Kristi Noem
Gonna stop the steal
Stop the steal, stop the steal
Stop the steal, a job to
Blow, a job to
Blow, a job to blow
A job to blow
Job to blow
Job to blow
Job to blow
Job to blow
Job to blow
Woah, yeah
Gonna stop the steal
Gonna stop the steal
Gonna stop the steal
Gonna stop the steal
Gonna stop the steal
Gonna stop the steal
Gonna stop the steal
Gonna stop the steal
Stop the steal, stop the steal
Job to blow
Job to blow
Job to
Job to blow
Job to blow
Job to blow
Job to blow
Job to blow
Job to blow
Woah, yeah
Welcome Home
Sponge
Cold wind blowing on your bed
When you speak, I see your breath
Come lay down for a while
Pull the covers on your head
We lay there as if we're dead
I am your death, you are mine
Tell me what to feel
Tell me what to feel
Welcome home
Tell me what to feel
Welcome home
Tell me what to feel
What to feel, what to feel
Newspaper curtains up on the wall
Dogs messin' on the floor
Let's let 'em out for a while
Birds flying through the walls
Children screaming in the halls
Do they look like me, are they mine
Tell me what to feel
Tell me what to feel
Welcome home
Tell me what to feel
Welcome home
Tell me what to feel
What to feel, what to feel
What to feel, I just don't
Know, I just don't
Know, I just don't know
I just don't know
Just don't know
Just don't know
Just don't know
Just don't know
Just don't know
Woah, yeah
Tell me what to feel
Tell me what to feel
Tell me what to feel
Tell me what to feel
Tell me what to feel
Tell me what to feel
Tell me what to feel
Tell me what to feel
What to feel, what to feel...
Just don't know
Just don't know
Just don't
I just don't know
Just don't know
Just don't know
Just don't know
Just don't know
Just don't know
Woah, yeah
From 1997 to the present, Sponge has mopped the Burgh a grand total of 10 times.
Sponge:
5-28-99, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown (X-Fest)
Gnome Top 10:
#1. Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)
#242. Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)
#249. Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)
#301. Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)
#302. Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)
#303. Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)
#497. Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)
#515. Fuck The Leech: (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)
#535. Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)
#536. Noem: (Phish --- Foam)
#703. Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)
#704. Asshole Noem: (Astrodome --- Houston ex-mayor, Roy Hofheinz)
#721. I Haunt Kristi Noem (Me Want Honeycomb --- Post Mills marketing dept.)#1009. Noem (Home --- Foo Fighters)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1813. Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon)
#1816. Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)
#2066. Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)
#2148. Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#2542. Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#2544. Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)
#3008. Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)
#3009. Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)
#3011. Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3016. Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)
#3025. Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided By Voiced)
#3046. Noem (Rome --- Yeaslayer)
#3195. Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Men At Work)
#3196. Kristi Noem (Palindrome --- Azure Ray)
#3269. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- My Morning Jacket)
#3273. Kristi L. Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3687. Kristi's ICE (The Thin Ice --- Pink Floyd)
#3697. Kristi Noem (Room to Roam --- The Waterboys)
#3698. Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Psychedelic Porn Crumpets)
#3739. Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Mudhoney)
#3750. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Vein.fm)
#3751. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Said The Sky)
#3752. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Sponge)
