#4009. Shotwell

Most people would assume that Elon Musk is the President and CEO of Space X.

Butt it's actually Gwynne Shotwell a/k/a "Rocket Woman."

Anyhoo, Gwynne made a generous contribution of 325 million dollars to the Trump Indoctrination Accounts.

 

 

 

Naturally, this made the Orange Prolapse very happy.

 

Shotwell
sonofsaf

Donald dumps on a golden throne
His shit’s so great and so well known
News is faker than an apple pie meme
In Tahoe Trump fucked Stormy
In Tahoe Trump fucked Stormy

Donald used to be Forty-five
Had a Mar-a-Lago state of mind
His Orange Prolapse is starting to smell
Flags unfurling, Proud Girling
Elon Musk is gay butt his CEO’s Gwynne Rowley Shotwell.

What’s that smell
What’s that smell
It’s Gwynne Shotwell

Donald Trump is goin’ to hell
His tiny mushroom for show and tell
Bad shitshow and he’s drinking Bud Light
Cream pie creaming, cum on him
The Donald is gay and he’s very fuckin’ unkind

What’s that smell
Stormy D.
Pornography

Unwell
Surf Curse

I'm so worried to be alone
And it's too late to drive you home
I'm awake in my miserable dream
And it won't let go of me
And it won't let go of me

I'm so worried to be alive
Lie awake in my miserable mind
'Cause I think that I'm starting to tell
That I'm hurling, I'm twirling
I'm drifting away into the arena of the unwell

Can you tell?
Can you tell?
I'm so unwell

I'm so worried to be myself
In the age of the personal hell
But I know that I'm doing it right
When I'm screaming, I'm gnawing
I'm drifting away and I'm losing my goddamn mind

Can you tell?
Can you see?
Please, God, help me 

Good tune.  Kinda reminds of the songs from the movie "The Rocker."

 

Surf Curse has never wiped out the Burgh.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

Please do not share this material with Gwynne Shotwell and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#4008. The MAGA Meltdown

Breaking News.  

We are in the midst of a MAGA Meltdown!

The Orange Prolapse was just informed that there's a legit organization of 1.3 million American citizens that have NEVER voted for him.  And NEVER will.  

Naturally Trump's incensed and irate.  Oh, the fire and fury!  For the love of D-g!  

How could an entire group of a million+ people be so stupid, unappreciative, and ungrateful?

  

Anyhoo, long story short, that significant block of anti-Trumpers is the Jehovah Witnesses!

In all candor... they refuse to vote regardless.  Having already cast their ballot for the Lord.  

But yinz gotta concede, it's an absolutely hysterical premise for a political hit-job piece.  Just gimme a ring.  I'll walk you through it. 

 

Dumpers of the world unite!

 

 

The MAGA Meltdown
sonofsaf

Donald Trump is a piece of shit fuckin’ cunt.

Deceiving forever,
Trump’s very unwell
An asshole and butthole crack
Is worse, what’s that smell

McDonald’s the reason he came
A Quarter Pound (Quarter Pound).
Forty-seven’s the one to defend

Shit’s the MAGA meltdown.
The MAGA meltdown.

A mushroom his penis (penis).
Golden toilet stall
Republicans fucked us.
Reflects on the mall, meh.

Proud Boys from the right’s a shitshow
An Orange Prolapse sound (prolapse sound)
A gold toilet stall doncha know.

Shit’s a MAGA meltdown.
The MAGA meltdown.
The MAGA meltdown.

The MAGA meltdown.

Shit’s a MAGA meltdown.
The MAGA meltdown.
The MAGA meltdown.

It’s a MAGA meltdown.
Deceiving forever.
The MAGA meltdown.
His job is to blow.
Shit’s a MAGA meltdown.

Shit’s a MAGA meltdown.

The Final Countdown
Europe

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

We're leaving together,
But still it's farewell.
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell?

I guess there is no one to blame.
We're leaving ground (leaving ground).
Will things ever be the same again?

It's the final countdown.
The final countdown.

We're heading for Venus (Venus).
And still we stand tall.
'Cause maybe they've seen us.
And welcome us all, yeah.

With so many light years to go
And things to be found (to be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so.

It's the final countdown.
The final countdown.
The final countdown.

The final countdown.

It's the final countdown.
The final countdown.
The final countdown.

It's the final countdown.
We're leaving together.
The final countdown.
We'll all miss her so.
It's the final countdown.

It's the final countdown. 

My third parody of the 5K classic.

#1467.  A Fucking Assclown

#3491.  The Donald Shutdown

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown

 

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

Please do not share this material with MAGA enthusiasts and/or President Donald J. Trump.