#3986. Oberacker

Welcome to the Burgh!
 

Spotted outside the Grand Wyndham at the Point

I've always thought that cops on horseback should be obligated to clean up their horse's shit.  You know, unless there's a pressing emergency or issue with crowd control.  Not only would they get to practice their dismounting skills, but I think the actual horse would actually appreciate the gesture.  Shovel that shit!

In other news, the Orange Prolapse and the homosexual men of New York have cum out in strong support of Pete Oberacker for New York's 19th District.

Even the Proud Boys are genuinely proud.

 

Oberacker
sonofsaf

New York’s Peter Oberacker
New York’s Peter Oberacker
New York’s Peter Oberacker
Donald is the boss.

Donald Trump’s a liar on fire
Donald Trump’s a liar on fire
Donald Trump’s a liar, liar
Donald is the boss.

Jew Republican cum dumpster
Jew Republican cum dumpster
Jew Republican cum dumpster
Donald is the boss.

Trump Dump, is the story
Trump Dump, Lake Tahoe’s stormy
Trump Dump, Lake Tahoe’s stormy
Donald is the boss.

Retard Peter, memes and fake shit
Retard Peter, memes and fake shit
Retard Peter, memes and fake shit
Donald is the boss.

Smitten by a MAGA dumb-dumb
Smitten by a MAGA dumb-dumb
Smitten by a MAGA dumb-dumb
Donald is the boss.

Donald is the boss… 

 

Jacob's Ladder
Anne Murray

We are climbing Jacob's ladder
We are climbing Jacob's ladder
We are climbing Jacob's ladder
Soldiers of the cross.

Every rung goes higher and higher
Every rung goes higher and higher
Every rung goes higher, higher
Soldiers of the cross.

Do you think I made the soldier
Do you think I made the soldier
Do you think I made the soldier
Soldier of the cross.

Rise, shine, give God glory
Rise, shine, give God your glory
Rise, shine, give God your glory
Soldier of the cross.

Keep on climbing, we will make it
Keep on climbing, we will make it
Keep on climbing, we will make it
Soldier of the cross.

Children do you want your freedom
Children do you want your freedom
Children do you want your freedom
Soldier of the cross.

Soldier of the cross...

From 1985 to 2003, Anne Murray praised the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.  Each time was a different venue.  The Civic Arena, Syria Mosque, Benedum Center, Star Lake, and Heinz Hall.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray) 

Please do not share this material with Pete Oberacker and/or President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#3985. Oberacker

Last week, the Orange Prolapse scored a primary endorsement victory in New York.

But I'd rather not be a part of it.

Oberacker will face off against incumbent Democrat Josh Riley in the general.

In other news, the World Cup knockout round starts today.

 

Canada vs. South Africa in Los Angeles.  As far as the host countries go, I suspect Canada will be the first to get eliminated.

 

 

Oberacker
sonofsaf

Peter
Turd crappin’
Shit stalling
Clown

Seven
Sins shout
Beseeched
By a clown

The Donald hates
The boys are proud

Peter
Turd crappin’
Crap stallin’
Clown

 

Jacob's Ladder
Patrick Wolf

Jacob 
The ladder 
Is falling 
Down 

Heaven 
Is out 
Of reach 
For us now 

The golden gates 
The closing clouds 

Jacob 
The ladder 
Has fallen 
Down 

Patrick Wolf plays the Valley Bar in Phoenix, AZ... TONIGHT!  Believe it or not, I saw a buddy of mine play this venue about 20 years ago.  Very high energy show.  They sounded a lot like Jimmie's Chicken Shack (regional band from the DC area).

As for Patrick Wolf... never heard of him. 

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

Please do not share this material with Pete Oberacker and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3984. Reflecting Pool

Meet the owner of Greenwater Services.

Trump mega-donor John J. Cafaro from Youngstown.  

Trump gave this Stalin-esque clown a no-bid contract to fix the Reflecting Pool. 

Henceforth, it has officially been renamed the Reflecting Poo.  

Strawberry Way!  Dahntahn.

Why?  Because it's full of shit and all of the shit is literally staring back at you.

In the meantime, the Orange Prolapse posts his pathetic AI-generated slop.

SAD!

 

Reflecting Pool
sonofsaf

Donald Trump’s a crude retard
Envy and fear
Fuckin’ piece of shit
Asshole hair is bad

Donald Trump’s a crude retard
Pornography
Fuckin’ piece of shit
Jared scored, the kush

Jewish king’s shitty and not a man
Very uncool
Keeping your oath to The Donald’s divine

Jewish king’s shitty and not a man
Stormy got laid
Hating a gold toilet’s the golden rule

Donald J. Trump is a clown
Reflecting Pool
Shittin’ on a golden toilet indeed

Donald J. Trump is a clown
Reflecting Pool
Shittin’ in a golden port-a-jon’s inbred

Jewish king’s shitty and not a man
Donald’s a creep
Liar in Mar-a-Lago’s an orange dork

Ivanka Kushner is a kike
Shit is bullshit
Proud Boys and Girls are born again
Proud Boys and Girls are born again
Proud Boys and Girls are born again
Fucked up

 

We Rule The School
Belle & Sebastian

On a beech tree rudely carved
NC was here
Why did she do it?
Was she scared or sad?

On a beech tree rudely carved
NC loved me
Why did she do it?
Was she bored, or pushed

Do something pretty while you can
Don't be a fool
Reading the Gospel to yourself is fine

Do something pretty while you can
Don't be afraid
Skating a pirouette on ice is cool

On a bus stop in the town
"We Rule The School"
Written for everyone to see and read

On a bus stop in the town
"We Rule The School"
Written for everyone with eyes in their head

Do something pretty while you can
Don't fall asleep
Driving from California to New York

Call me a prophet if you like
It's no secret
You know the world is made for men
You know the world is made for men
You know the world is made for men
Not us

Difficult parody.  Peculiar lyrics.  Truth be told, a poor song writing experience.

Belle & Sebastian played the Burgh twice.  Once in 2013 at Stage AE.  The other time in 2019 at the Carnegie Music Hall.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

Please do not share this material with John J. Cafaro and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3983. David Steiner

The Orange Prolapse's U.S. Postmaster General David Steiner is a treasonous piece of shit.

 

But so is his Secretary of War.

As well as the Euro-trash Slovenian Whore.

Fuckin' manners, please! (mark 1:20)

 

 

David Steiner
sonofsaf

Ivanka’s cunt smells of fishes.
Why’s she always fuckin’ bitchin’.
Crime.

Granny Diner
Grizzly Bear

Why won't you do any dishes? 
I always clean up the kitchen. 
Fine.

  

From 2007 to 2018, Grizzly Bear has "MAMA-Palined" the Burgh a grand total of 3 times.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

Please do not share this material with David Steiner and/or President Donald J. Trump.