#4019. TNT

I was not invited to the Taylor 'n Travis wedding at Madison Square Garden.  

TNT

Still, I'd like to get them a present.  For wedding gifts, we usually get couples a large, wooden crate of spices from Penzey's.  The company shares and actually embraces our anti-Trump sentiment.  

Hmm, I could make them matching "TNT" hemp keychains to go with their diamond encrusted gold bracelets. 

Butt until then, I'll award the celebrity couple an Orange Prolapse Trophy.

 

I prefer the TNT nickname as opposed to the "Tayvis" moniker.  Never a good idea to rhyme anything with anus.  Unless you're a car rental company I suppose.

 

 

TNT
sonofsaf

Jeff Epstein had no regret Forty-seven’s so obscene
Toilet stall and foreign debt, McDonald’s cuisine
MAGA shithead from D.C. is MAGA’s red delight
Donald’s a cunt, so is his wife, Euro-slut far right

Cause they’re TNT, they’re very white
TNT and they’ll shit Bud Light
TNT gotta gold commode
TNT cum dumpster load

His tiny, mushroom’s very obscene, has a penis plan
Washington, D.C. fuckin cunt, on demand
Iranian slaughter, maximum strife
Horseface was a whore and so is his wife
 An Orange Prolapsin’ clown, with a Quarter Pound

‘Cause they’re TNT. They’re very white
TNT and they’ll shit Bud Light
TNT gotta gold commode
TNT cum dumpster load

TNT (oi, oi, oi)
TNT (oi, oi, oi)
TNT (oi, oi, oi)
TNT (oi, oi, oi)

‘Cause they’re TNT. They’re very white
TNT and they’ll shit Bud Light
TNT gotta gold commode
TNT cum dumpster load

 
TNT
AC/DC

See me ride out of the sunset on your color TV screen
Out for all that I can get, you know what I mean
Women to the left of me and women to the right
Ain't got no gun, ain't got no knife, don't you start no fight

'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
T.N.T. and I'll win the fight
T.N.T. I'm a power load
T.N.T. watch me explode

I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean, I'm a wanted man
Public enemy number one, understand
So lock up your daughter, lock up your wife
Lock up your back door and run for your life
The man is back in town, don't you mess me 'round

'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
T.N.T. and I'll win the fight
T.N.T. I'm a power load
T.N.T. watch me explode

T.N.T. (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T. (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T. (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T. (oi, oi, oi)

T.N.T. I'm dynamite
T.N.T. and I'll win the fight
T.N.T. I'm a power load
T.N.T. watch me explode

My 3rd parody of the AC/DC anthem.

#49.  A.O.C. (Alexandria Ocasia Cortez)

#1226.  A.C.B. (Amy Coney Barrett)

#4019.  T.N.T. (Taylor 'n Travis)

From 1977 to the present, AC/DC has played the Burgh a grand total of 13 times.

AC/DC:

5-15-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-15-88, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
1-7-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
5-8-25, Acrisure Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

#4010.  Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)

#4011.  Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)

#4012.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)

#4013.  Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)

#4014.  Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)

#4015.  Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)

#4016.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)

#4017.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)

#4018.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)

#4019.  TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)

Please do not share this material with Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#4018. Pete Hegseth

Department of GWAR Secretary Pete Hegseth has becum increasingly concerned about the size of tiny mushrooms.

In recent scripted remarks, Hegseth unveiled a plan to personally measure the size of everyone with a penis who has enlisted in the Army, Navy, Air Force and/or Marines.  Coast Guard and Space Force too!  

That a helluva lotta dick! 

The recent testimony from Todd Blanche was even worse.

I prefer Hidden Valley Ranch... not Todd "Liar" Blanche.

I only wish the Epstein survivors he was reluctantly compelled to speak with... would've taken turns spitting in his face.

 

Pete Hegseth
sonofsaf

Trump is dumping (a) cum dumpster load
In Lake Tahoe
Pete Hegseth
Hegseth, screw!
The twat of Washington, D.C.
From Mar-a-Lago
Pete Hegseth
Hegseth, screw!

Pete Hegseth
Is fuckin’ MAGA
Peter Hegseth
Is suckin’ MAGA 
Golden shitters
His toilet’s backed up
Trump’s Bible is his testament
Lee Greenwood’s a Christian cunt

Peter Hegseth
Jared Kushner’s a Jew

Mm-mm-mm-mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm
Pete Hegseth
Hegseth, screw!
Mm-mm-mm-mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm
Pete Hegseth
Hegseth, screw!

Pete Hegseth
That mutha fucka
Peter Hegseth
Mushroom cock sucka
News mistaking
Donald’s ass yinz fearing
The election is nearing
Trump Steaks are well done ’n searing

Peter Hegseth
Jared Kushner’s a Jew

Hegseth!

 

The Black Death
Something Rotten (Broadway Musical)

What's that coming up the Silk Road?
Out of China?
The Black Death
Black Death, whoo!
What's that creeping 'round your pee-pee?
And your vagina?
The Black Death
Black Death, whoo!

The Black Death
It's gonna get ya
It's The Black Death
It's gonna hit ya
With those blisters
Oozing like syrup
That pesty little pestilence
Is killing half of Europe

It's The Black Death
And it's coming for you

Mm-mm-mm-mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm
The Black Death
Black Death, whoo!
Mm-mm-mm-mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm
The Black Death
Black Death, whoo!

The Black Death
It's getting closer
It's the Black Death
It's getting grosser
And it's making
Its way across England
Soon everything that's dangling
Won't be any good for ding-land

It's The Black Death
And it's coming for you

Black Death!

AI overview cop-out.  Enjoy!

Something Rotten! is an irreverent Broadway musical set in the 1595 Renaissance, following two brothers who try to out-write William Shakespeare by inventing the world's first musical. In the Pittsburgh area, it is frequently staged by regional theaters and youth groups, though no large-scale professional tours are currently running at major venues. 

My sincerest apologies.  Zero witty commentary or meaningless observations.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

#4010.  Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)

#4011.  Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)

#4012.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)

#4013.  Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)

#4014.  Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)

#4015.  Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)

#4016.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)

#4017.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)

#4018.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)

Please do not share this material with Pete Hegseth and/or President Donald J. Trump.