#3996. The Immaculate Concussion

Back in 2014, I penned an undiscussable children's book entitled "The Immaculate Rejection." 

Warning: Not for the faint of heart.

Little did I know, that just 2 years later, the mysterious "Havana Syndrome" would leave it's mark on American diplomats and personnel stationed in Cuba.  Migraines, vertigo, mental fog and memory lapses, tinnitus, chronic fatigue, insomnia, the list is basically endless.

Experts refer to the unexplainable symptoms as "The Immaculate Concussion."  Hmm, sound familiar? 

General consensus is that it involves small "disguised weapons" capable of emitting a constant barrage of "high frequency microwave pulses."  But due to the inherent reluctance of acknowledging asymmetric warfare and the generational warfare paradigm (injuring and killing people without conventional weapons), it remains a touchy subject.  

Again, sound familiar?  Hint: dominipede.

The Immaculate Concussion
Dr. Douglas H. Smith

The Immaculate Rejection
sonofsaf

 

I've never done a parody of a book title.  Seemed appropriate considering that reports of Havana Syndrome have impacted roughly 1,500 U.S. personnel in 96 countries worldwide. 

Hey, at least Havana syndrome is minimally discussable (after 10+ years).

My material, the wireless equivalent of shouting "FIRE" in a crowded theater, remains entirely undiscussable.  Keep an eye out for September 27, 2026 at 3pm.

Eight NFL games, Fifteen MLB games, a NASCAR race in Kansas and D-g knows what else.  Ouch.

No big deal really.  But mark my words... on 9/11, everyone looked up and saw planes crash into buildings.  Then they ran for their lives.  On the next 9/11, everyone will look down into their cell phones screens and then react accordingly.  And once again, they'll run for their lives.

A decentralized, mass casualty AI-driven event is inevitable.  My bet's on the stampedes.  It'll make the first 9/11 look like a kindergarten bake sale.

Have a happy 4th of July.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

Please do not share this material with those who've experienced Havana Syndrome and/or President Donald J. Trump.

 

#3995. Downing

When politicians and reporters insinuate that President Donald Trump is a clown, there's one Congressman who always cums to the defense of the Orange Prolapse.  And his name is Troy Downing (R-MT).

He even has a pre-programmed slogan to help get his point across.  

"There will be no clowning... with Troy Downing." 

 

 

Downing
sonofsaf

Job to blow dry
Job to blow his work song
Shitshow
His MAGA pornography 
Lake Tahoe toiletry
Big Mac meal

Stop the steal
Stop the steal, why’s his asshole sore

Stormy’s on her knees
His mushroom’s so tiny
And lousy
Motorboatin’ Triple D.’s
In Washington, D.C.
Big Mac meal

Stop the steal
Stop the steal
Why’s his asshole sore
Why’s his asshole sore

Slime from pink kings
Which is sold and bought
Like Kushner chutzpah

Adultery
A Lake Tahoe blow job
Shitshow

Trump dumpin’ attack for Santa Claus
Critical race and so much more 
Retard fucks you, syndrome of down
Filet ‘O Fishin’, McDonald’s Quarter Pound

The Donald’s a whore
Viagra’s pretend
His cock is softcore
Trump is wearing Depends
The clown brings disease
A job to blow for the homeland of Kristi Lynn Noem 
Troy Downing
Troy Downing
Troy Downing
Troy Downing

 

Drowning
Stereophonics

I don't know why
I don't know what is wrong
Oh no
Is karma gonna get me?
At times that's all I see
It's not real

Wanna feel
Wanna feel, like I did before

Mornings I can't breathe
Wave crashes over me
And drowns me
Mind's running rings around me
It takes me time to see
What is real?

Wanna feel
Wanna feel
Like I did before
Like I did before

Time changes things
Like I never thought
Like I never saw?

Time changes me
I'm like I never was
Oh no

Been turning it back to what I was
I've seen my face right on the floor
And I love you, being around
I say it again, I'm not fucking around

I've seen in before
I'll see it again
It's knocking my door
And it never pretends
I'm down on my knees
And I don't know where to go to find my way back home

I'm drowning
I'm drowning
I'm drowning
I'm drowning

 

Sterophonics played the Burgh twice.  Once at the Benedum in 2004.  The other time at Mr. Small's in 2008.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

Please do not share this material with Troy Downing and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3994. David Steiner

Let's dedicate this unreleased Taylor Swift song to Postmaster General David Steiner...

and his desire to eradicate democracy in order to pacify an Orange Prolapse.

In the meantime...

Look who might be getting married this weekend at Madison Square Garden.

MSG!

 

David Steiner
sonofsaf

So fucked up
So devout
Ivanka twat’s a Jewish white clown
Forty-seven’s Trump Steaks we defend
Selling MAGA fat and lazy
Trump in the gym 
Filet ‘O Fish and a Big Mac to share
Fake news and McDonald’s despair
Coup d’etat crime, Stormy D.
MAGA’s delighted, to fuck you

Postmaster General is David Steiner
Mating with a porn amateur 
Forty-seven wants to fight
Fat Donald is the GOAT
Like a urinary bed-wetter
Don’t forget to vote

An asshole dork
Dork that’s gay
Tiny cock for E. Jean Carroll
Evangelicals pray
Toilet’s bizarre, golden disease
Carpet in the bathroom of the presidency

Postmaster General is David Steiner
Mating with a porn amateur 
Forty-seven wants to fight
Fat Donald is the GOAT
Like a urinary bed-wetter
Don’t forget to vote

Superstar
Of defeat
Tahoe affair, lake was stormy  
What have you, got to lose
Jared’s Jewish scum 
A kosher Kushner Jew

Postmaster General is David Steiner
Mating with a porn amateur 
Forty-seven wants to fight
Fat Donald is the GOAT
Like a urinary bed-wetter
Don’t forget to vote

So fucked up
So devout
Ivanka twat’s a Jewish white clown

 

All Night Diner
Taylor Swift

I wake up
I stretch out
I wonder what you're doin' right now
Yeah I slept in my make-up again
Tell myself I must be crazy
Thinkin' 'bout him
I find myself something decent to wear
Take the towel out of my hair
About that time, you call me
And I'm reminded, without you

I'd be a stranger in an all-night diner
Waiting for a love to find her
Lonely like a harbor light
That's never seen a boat
Like a line in an old love letter
No one ever wrote

I go to work
Work all day
I'm a walking tape recorder
Of everything you say
Walk to the car, dig out my keys
Start thinkin' if you were with anyone but me

I'm a stranger in an all-night diner
Waiting for a love to find her
Lonely like a harbor light
That's never seen a boat
Like a line in an old love letter
No one ever wrote

There you are
On the street
Just standing there, waiting on me
I show you, my new shoes
You say you love them
And baby without you

I'm a stranger in an all-night diner
Waiting for a love to find her
Lonely like a harbor light
That's never seen a boat
Like a line in an old love letter
No one ever wrote

I wake up
I stretch out
I wonder what you're doin' right now

 

From 2006 to the present, Taylor Swift has shaken off the Burgh a grand total of 15 times.

Taylor Swift:

9-6-06, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA (a relatively unknown Taylor Smith performed the National Anthem).  

The Bengals would go on to defeat the Steelers 28-20.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

Please do not share this material with David Steiner and/or President Donald J. Trump.