#3760. The Donald's Big Lie

Former FBI Director James Comey has taken a lot of shit from the Orange Prolapse for his "86 47" seashell social media post.

Hey, it could've been plenty worse.

Spotted in dahntahn Vancouver!

Australia upsets Turkey 2-0!

 

For the love of D-g!

  

Next up?  Back to Seattle for Death Angel and Vio-lence at the Showbox...

and then Belgium vs. Egypt.  Featuring Mohamed Salah... the Egyptian Magician.

Is anybody hungry?  (Duran Duran)

 

 

The Donald’s Big Lie
sonofsaf

The Donald’s big lie
The Donald’s big lie
The Donald’s big lie
The Donald’s big lie

Fuck’n suck why dismember tiny mushroom dick
Trump’s the biggest retard Big Mac clown
Orange Prolapse is piece of shit, yeah
Little morning wood penis of meat, yeah
Depends make him glad, oh Depends for which taxpayers pay, yeah
The biggest loser who’s ass is full of gas
Big liar queers hooray, yeah

The Donald’s big lie
The Donald’s big lie, fuck yeah
MAGA Trumpers are Proud Boy queers
The Donald’s big lie

Inbred, inbred why dismember tiny mushroom dick
For the love of retard syndrome down
Porn and Stormy cause motorboatin’s right, hooray
A Jared Kushner Jew delight 
But that Jew has no real courage, hooray
His bitch is scary too
Ivanka her arranged marriage
Shitshow of golden toilet poo  
Butt a port-a-jon

Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Neither king nor a crown in sight 
Oh, The Donald’s big lie
The Donald’s big lie, hooray
Oh MAGA, oh MAGA Trumpers are Proud Boy queers
The Donald’s big lie, meh

The Donald, The Donald, The Donald’s big lie
The Donald’s big lie
Evangelicals will pray
Oh MAGA, MAGA Trumpers feed the Proud Boys queers
The Donald’s big lie

  

No Woman No Cry
Bob Marley

No woman, no cry
No woman, no cry
No woman, no cry
No woman, no cry

'Cause, 'cause, 'cause I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown
Oba, observing the hypocrites, yeah
Mingle with the good people we meet, yeah
Good friends we have had, oh good friends we've lost along the way, yeah
In this bright future you can't forget your past
So dry your tears I say, yeah

No woman, no cry
No woman, no cry, eh, yeah
Little darling don't shed no tears
No woman, no cry

Eh, said, said, said I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown, yeah
And then Georgie would make the fire light, I say
A log wood burning through the night
Then we would cook corn meal porridge, I say
Of which I'll share with you, yeah
My feet is my only carriage
And so I've got to push on through
But while I'm gone

Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
So no woman, no cry
No woman, no cry, I say
Oh little, oh little darling, don't shed no tears
No woman, no cry, eh

No woman, no woman, no woman, no cry
No woman, no cry
One more time I've got to say
Oh little, little darling, please don't shed no tears
No woman, no cry

Print out forthcuming. 

Extremely challenging lyrics.  Probably the reason you don't see that many classic reggae parodies.

This is my second stab at "No Woman, No Cry."  Three years ago I penned #2032.  Abigail Jo Shry. 

Bob Marley & The Wailers lively upped the Burgh twice.  Both times at the Stanley Theater (modern day Benedum Center) in 1978 & 1980.  He also did an "undocumented" gig in Wheeling, WV at the Triangle Club.  Never saw him.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

 

Please do not share this material with purveyors of the big lie and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3759. Carrie Buck

 The Silver State Buck is on fire!  

WTF?  Carrie Buck!

 

Behold: The ominous shadow of evil.

Trumpin' 'n stumpin' as well.

 

Carrie Buck
sonofsaf

what the fuck
Bill Wurtz

 

 No print-out necessary 

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz) 

 

Please do not share this material with Carrie Buck and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3758. Donald Is Very Gay

Regarding his war with Iran, let's give Trump a prestigious Orange Prolapse Trophy. 

And a patriotic Golden Toilet Award. 

And a Make America GRATE Again participation ribbon.

Donald's hotter than hell.

In other news, FBI Director Kash Patel is all about the green!

His ass is literally grass.

 

Donald Is Very Gay
sonofsaf

Hella far right Bud Light Orange Prolapsin’ stainy fight
Get laid, givin’ head, to a clown, ain’t a big crime
It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’
His Depends diapers crappin’ total shitshow
Tiny mushroom jism cum is wrong Stormy’s job to blow
It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’

Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore is here to stay stormy
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore will pay to play

Hell, that Kushner Jew-boy frontin’ in D.C.
Tiny cock’s a mushroom implied, all the fire and fury
Ho, Melania First Lady
Hell, BeBest porn porno-grapher pornography
Trump’s a clown, jag-off fuck, ain’t a doubt, lyin’ clown’s N.D.A.  
Crooked porn performing

Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore will pay to play

Hell, the far right Bud Light Proud Boys wanna painful fight
Get laid, givin’ head, to a clown, ain’t a big crime
It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’
His Depends diapers crappin’ total shitshow
Tiny mushroom jism cum is wrong Stormy’s job to blow
It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’

Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore will pay to play

Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore will pay to play, yeah

Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay
Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy

 

Drivin' My Life Away
Eddie Rabbit

Well, the midnight headlight blind you on a rainy night
Steep grade up ahead slow me down makin' no time
But I gotta keep rollin'
Those windshield wipers slappin' outta tempo
Keepin' perfect rhythm with the song on the radio
But I gotta keep rollin'

Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a sunny day

Well, the truck stop cutie comin' on to me
Tried to talk me into a ride, said I wouldn't be sorry
Oh, but she was just a baby
Well, waitress pour me another cup of coffee
Pop me down, jack me up, shoot me out flyin' down the highway
Lookin' for the morning

Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a sunny day

Well, the midnight headlight blind you on a rainy night
Steep grade up ahead slow me down makin' no time
But I gotta keep rollin'
Those windshield wipers slappin' outta tempo
Keepin' perfect rhythm with the song on the radio
I gotta keep rollin'

Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a sunny day

Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a better way for me
Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a sunny day, yeah

Ooh, I'm driving my life away
Lookin' for a better way for me 

Such a great song.  Choppy, difficult lyrics.  I should really go back and tweak it.  Definitely tweak-worthy.

Eddie Rabbit never gamed the Burgh.  A heavy cigarette smoker, he died in 1988 from lung cancer at the age of 56.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

 

Please do not share this material with President Donald J. Trump.

 

#3757. Wes Climer

The Orange Prolapse scored a major endorsement victory in the South Carolina 5th Congressional District.

Naturally, Republican Wes Climer ran uncontested. 

He'll face off against Democrat Mallory Dittmer in the general.  Dittmer congratulated her opponent but also noted that he is NOT a true Gamecock.  Although, she did eagerly concede that Climer does have a tiny, mushroom cock.

A curious AI-generated image.  However, the content is exceptionally strong.

 

 

 

Wes Climer
sonofsaf

Business owner Wes Climer
Civic leader Wes Climer
State Senator Wes Climer
Republican Wes Climer
Trumpin’ dumpin’ non-stop 

 

Tree Climber
Stellar Kart

Wanna be a tree climber. 
Wanna be a tree climber. 
Wanna be a tree climber. 
Wanna be a tree climber.
All the way to the top.

 

 

Stellar Kart has never played the Burgh.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart) 

Please do not share this material with Wes Climer and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3956. Bari Weiss

CBS Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss recently got a thumbs up..
 

from the Orange Prolapse.

So what do CBS, Paramount, and Warner Brothers all have in common.  They've officially boarded the Trump Train.  And there's no getting off.

In other news, Operation Dump has been steadily gaining steam.  It's a dedicated branding effort to permanently rename all port-a-jons in the U.S. (and abroad) as "Trumper Dumpers."

 

 

Bari Weiss
sonofsaf

[D. Snider]

The big lie, sold by a liar
Trump bullshit, Stormy’s fury fire
That clown is unhealthy and unfit
Lake Tahoe’s stormy, tiny mushroom dick

[CHORUS:]

Oh, she’s gay, oh, a gay woman Bari Weiss
Fuck that queer Jew cunt pussy
Lesbo Bari Weiss
Oh, Bari Weiss pornography, yeah

CBS cunt and big Trump fan
Butt so sore, use the dildo plan, ho
Euro-trash wife’s Slovenian
A panty raid is Jewish fun

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Ah, pornography, yeah

[Solo - Eddie]

Oh, the big lie, sold by a liar
Trump bullshit, Stormy’s fury fire
Jewish cunt you will discover
Hell, clownish ‘tard is gay, under the covers

[REPEAT CHORUS 2x]

Ah, pornography, yeah

 

Pay The Price
Twisted Sister

[D. Snider]

You and I, we lit the fire
We build it, baby, my desire
But now you say I overdo it
Be careful, baby, don't make me choose it

[CHORUS:]

Oh, always, oh, always gotta pay the price
Oughta hear who'd love for free
Gotta pay the price
Oh, pay the price for loving me, yeah

I need your love to be a man
But oh lord, honey, you don't understand, no
But both our lives have just begun
I just can't trade these two for one

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Ah, for love of me, yeah

[Solo - Eddie]

Oh, you and I, we lit the fire
We build it, baby, my desire
You want me to be your lover
Well, now you start to pay, there'll be no other

[REPEAT CHORUS 2x]

Ah, for love of me, yeah

Twisted Sister rocked the Burgh 3 times during the mid-80's.  Never saw 'em.

Behold!  One of the greatest moments in the history of rock'n'roll.  (mark: 11:25)

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

Please do not share this material with Bari Weiss and/or President Donald J. Trump.

 

#3955. Bari Weiss

CBS Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss has come under fire for firing distinguished journalist Scott Pelley.

Weiss is a Jewish Lesbian from Squirrel Hill.  You gotta wonder if she attended yesterday's Pride Parade.  I went down on and/or to it. 

Faggots Against Fetterman?!?

Regardless, let's give Weiss the prestigious Golden Toilet Award.

 

Well deserved!

Bari's got the style and grace of the First Lady.

 

Bari Weiss
sonofsaf

Bari Weiss, Bari Weiss
Stormy porn-pornography
Proud Bud Light
Boys will fight
Trump is crappy in D.C.
Donald shitshow it’s his job to blow
Job to blow endeavor

Bari Weiss, Bari Weiss
Motorboatin’ endeavor

Donald shitshow it’s his job to blow
Job to blow endeavor
Bari Weiss, Bari Weiss
Motorboatin’ endeavor

 

Edelweiss
The Sound Of Music

Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Every morning you greet me
Small and white
Clean and bright
You look happy to meet me
Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever

Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Bless my homeland forever

Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Bless my homeland forever

Maybe 60 Minutes could do a story about how the NFL cut down my 50-state Veterans Administration gun cable lock displays ahead of the draft.

 

Fact:  Veterans have a signifcantly higher rate of suicide than other sectors and occupations of the general population.  

Fact:  More often than not, those veterans who kill themselves use a weapon provided to them by their very own government.

Fact:  Department of War Secretary Pete Hegseth often says he wants to increase the "lethality" of our troops.

Fact:  If you're dead, your opportunity to become lethal is ZERO percent.

Suggestion:  How about we spend more money on veterans mental health and wellness and try to get that suicide rate down? 

In the meantime, I'll just keep putting up more of 'em.  As if the NFL needs another reason to hate my guts.  Rumor has it that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell didn't appreciate my free children's book.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

 

Please do not share this material with Bari Weiss and/or President Donald J. Trump.