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Regarding his war with Iran, let's give Trump a prestigious Orange Prolapse Trophy.
And a patriotic Golden Toilet Award.
And a Make America GRATE Again participation ribbon.
Donald's hotter than hell.
In other news, FBI Director Kash Patel is all about the green!
His ass is literally grass.
Donald Is Very Gay sonofsaf
Hella far right Bud Light Orange Prolapsin’ stainy fight Get laid, givin’ head, to a clown, ain’t a big crime It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’ His Depends diapers crappin’ total shitshow Tiny mushroom jism cum is wrong Stormy’s job to blow It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore is here to stay stormy Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore will pay to play
Hell, that Kushner Jew-boy frontin’ in D.C. Tiny cock’s a mushroom implied, all the fire and fury Ho, Melania First Lady Hell, BeBest porn porno-grapher pornography Trump’s a clown, jag-off fuck, ain’t a doubt, lyin’ clown’s N.D.A. Crooked porn performing
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore will pay to play
Hell, the far right Bud Light Proud Boys wanna painful fight Get laid, givin’ head, to a clown, ain’t a big crime It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’ His Depends diapers crappin’ total shitshow Tiny mushroom jism cum is wrong Stormy’s job to blow It’s why Donald Trump’s trollin’
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore will pay to play
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore will pay to play, yeah
Jewww, Ivanka Trump’s very gay Crooked whore is here to stay Stormy
Drivin' My Life Away Eddie Rabbit
Well, the midnight headlight blind you on a rainy night Steep grade up ahead slow me down makin' no time But I gotta keep rollin' Those windshield wipers slappin' outta tempo Keepin' perfect rhythm with the song on the radio But I gotta keep rollin'
Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a better way for me Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a sunny day
Well, the truck stop cutie comin' on to me Tried to talk me into a ride, said I wouldn't be sorry Oh, but she was just a baby Well, waitress pour me another cup of coffee Pop me down, jack me up, shoot me out flyin' down the highway Lookin' for the morning
Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a better way for me Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a sunny day
Well, the midnight headlight blind you on a rainy night Steep grade up ahead slow me down makin' no time But I gotta keep rollin' Those windshield wipers slappin' outta tempo Keepin' perfect rhythm with the song on the radio I gotta keep rollin'
Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a better way for me Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a sunny day
Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a better way for me Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a sunny day, yeah
Ooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a better way for me
Such a great song. Choppy, difficult lyrics. I should really go back and tweak it. Definitely tweak-worthy.
Eddie Rabbit never gamed the Burgh. A heavy cigarette smoker, he died in 1988 from lung cancer at the age of 56.
The Orange Prolapse scored a major endorsement victory in the South Carolina 5th Congressional District.
Naturally, Republican Wes Climer ran uncontested.
He'll face off against Democrat Mallory Dittmer in the general. Dittmer congratulated her opponent but also noted that he is NOT a true Gamecock. Although, she did eagerly concede that Climer does have a tiny, mushroom cock.
A curious AI-generated image. However, the content is exceptionally strong.
Wes Climer sonofsaf
Business owner Wes Climer Civic leader Wes Climer State Senator Wes Climer Republican Wes Climer Trumpin’ dumpin’ non-stop
Tree Climber Stellar Kart
Wanna be a tree climber. Wanna be a tree climber. Wanna be a tree climber. Wanna be a tree climber. All the way to the top.
Stellar Kart has never played the Burgh. Never heard of 'em.
CBS Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss recently got a thumbs up..
from the Orange Prolapse.
So what do CBS, Paramount, and Warner Brothers all have in common. They've officially boarded the Trump Train. And there's no getting off.
In other news, Operation Dump has been steadily gaining steam. It's a dedicated branding effort to permanently rename all port-a-jons in the U.S. (and abroad) as "Trumper Dumpers."
Bari Weiss sonofsaf
[D. Snider]
The big lie, sold by a liar Trump bullshit, Stormy’s fury fire That clown is unhealthy and unfit Lake Tahoe’s stormy, tiny mushroom dick
[CHORUS:]
Oh, she’s gay, oh, a gay woman Bari Weiss Fuck that queer Jew cunt pussy Lesbo Bari Weiss Oh, Bari Weiss pornography, yeah
CBS cunt and big Trump fan Butt so sore, use the dildo plan, ho Euro-trash wife’s Slovenian A panty raid is Jewish fun
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Ah, pornography, yeah
[Solo - Eddie]
Oh, the big lie, sold by a liar Trump bullshit, Stormy’s fury fire Jewish cunt you will discover Hell, clownish ‘tard is gay, under the covers
[REPEAT CHORUS 2x]
Ah, pornography, yeah
Pay The Price Twisted Sister
[D. Snider]
You and I, we lit the fire We build it, baby, my desire But now you say I overdo it Be careful, baby, don't make me choose it
[CHORUS:]
Oh, always, oh, always gotta pay the price Oughta hear who'd love for free Gotta pay the price Oh, pay the price for loving me, yeah
I need your love to be a man But oh lord, honey, you don't understand, no But both our lives have just begun I just can't trade these two for one
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Ah, for love of me, yeah
[Solo - Eddie]
Oh, you and I, we lit the fire We build it, baby, my desire You want me to be your lover Well, now you start to pay, there'll be no other
[REPEAT CHORUS 2x]
Ah, for love of me, yeah
Twisted Sister rocked the Burgh 3 times during the mid-80's. Never saw 'em.
Behold! One of the greatest moments in the history of rock'n'roll. (mark: 11:25)
CBS Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss has come under fire for firing distinguished journalist Scott Pelley.
Weiss is a Jewish Lesbian from Squirrel Hill. You gotta wonder if she attended yesterday's Pride Parade. I went down on and/or to it.
Faggots Against Fetterman?!?
Regardless, let's give Weiss the prestigious Golden Toilet Award.
Well deserved!
Bari's got the style and grace of the First Lady.
Bari Weiss sonofsaf
Bari Weiss, Bari Weiss Stormy porn-pornography Proud Bud Light Boys will fight Trump is crappy in D.C. Donald shitshow it’s his job to blow Job to blow endeavor
Bari Weiss, Bari Weiss Motorboatin’ endeavor
Donald shitshow it’s his job to blow Job to blow endeavor Bari Weiss, Bari Weiss Motorboatin’ endeavor
Edelweiss The Sound Of Music
Edelweiss, Edelweiss Every morning you greet me Small and white Clean and bright You look happy to meet me Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss, Edelweiss Bless my homeland forever
Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Edelweiss, Edelweiss Bless my homeland forever
Maybe 60 Minutes could do a story about how the NFL cut down my 50-state Veterans Administration gun cable lock displays ahead of the draft.
Fact: Veterans have a signifcantly higher rate of suicide than other sectors and occupations of the general population.
Fact: More often than not, those veterans who kill themselves use a weapon provided to them by their very own government.
Fact: Department of War Secretary Pete Hegseth often says he wants to increase the "lethality" of our troops.
Fact: If you're dead, your opportunity to become lethal is ZERO percent.
Suggestion: How about we spend more money on veterans mental health and wellness and try to get that suicide rate down?
In the meantime, I'll just keep putting up more of 'em. As if the NFL needs another reason to hate my guts. Rumor has it that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell didn't appreciate my free children's book.
As the Orange Prolapse in a White House preps for his UFC cage fights, protests outside the ICE Detention center in Newark, New Jersey continue unabated.
Delaney Hall!
Curious to see the fallout from Trump attending the Knicks game tonight at Madison Square Garden. It'd be nice to see fans hold up orange placards that spell out "Orange Prolapse." But I gotta be honest, that's setting the bar exceptionally high. Still, dare to dream...
Delaney Hall sonofsaf
Donald alarms, fake news shit Bitch and a cunt, overdose
Forty-seven’s a queer Stormy Tahoe romance rump’s mushroom tiny thing Worthless turd with too much bling Seventh deadliest sin Bastard retard
Detained in Delaney Hall
Big Mac fuck with fries Tiny mushroom all the while Vice President JD Vance Fartin’ boss salad tossed You will discover non-disclosure laws
Fat Donald alarms, fake news shit Donald alarms with a lie His biggest lies His biggest lies His biggest lies
Once And For All Hell Is For Heroes
With open arms, take me in Grip like iron, keep me close
You were my puppeteer By your hands I could dance Through your mouth I could sing Without word you cut the strings All at once ushered in A change of guard
And you said once and for all
Hoisted up like a prize Looking like a murder trial Begging for a second chance Mark this spot with a cross Digging for cover with monster like claws
And with open arms, take me in With open arms pass me by With guilty eyes With guilty eyes With guilty eyes
Hell Is For Heroes has never played the Burgh. Thank D-g!
Yesterday, the Morgan Wallen concert at Acrisure Stadium...
was unexpectedly cancelled!
Some 15 mph winds and a non-existent downpour around 2pm sent wannabe tailgaters scrambling home in their F-150's and Silverados. Though much to the collective homo-erotic chagrin of all, the gay pride festival in Allegheny Commons and the Arts Festival dahntahn somehow managed to forge forward.
The only logical conclusion?
Artistic gay folks, are less woke and more courageous, than the country music fucks.
Emblematic of the ongoing bi-polar devotion to the Orange Prolapse. Roberto Clemente Bridge.
Sephardic and/or Ashkenazi.
Inverted fecal debauchery.
Let's give cunt-tree music star Morgan Wallen an Orange Prolapse Trophy. Well deserved.
Morgan Wallen issued a "comical" apology on facebook for his knee-jerk decision to cancel the show.
That impending storm had a lot in common with our First Lady. Both never came.
Stormy D. sonofsaf
Donald’s dumpster cums White House trailer park Came too soon, prematurely, in D.C. Tiny mush-room got laid And a porn star got paid In a Lake Tahoe storm Store-me-D.’
Porn starrin’, starrin’ Stormy D., oh, Stormy D. Porn storm, Stormy D. Stormy D.
The big lie, was a crooked con Coup d’etat on call Golden fountain’s a shower of gold pee
Wish he’d die, wish he’d die Trump's the joke you will fear In a Lake Tahoe storm Stormy D.
Porn starrin’, starrin’ Stormy D., oh, Stormy D. No orange clown, Stormy D. Stormy D.
Starrin’, starrin Stormy D., oh, Stormy D. No orange clown, Stormy D. Stormy D. Big Mac ain’t no McDouble Cunt of Stormy D. Oh, Stormy D. Cunt for a clown Oh, storm, Stormy D.
Stand By Me Ben E. King
When the night has come And the land is dark And the moon is the only light we'll see No, I won't be afraid Oh, I won't be afraid Just as long as you stand Stand by me
So darlin', darlin' Stand by me, oh, stand by me Oh, stand, stand by me Stand by me
If the sky that we look upon Should tumble and fall Or the mountain should crumble to the sea I won't cry, I won't cry No, I won't shed a tear Just as long as you stand Stand by me
And darlin', darlin' Stand by me, oh, stand by me Oh, stand now, stand by me Stand by me
Darlin', darlin' Stand by me, oh, stand by me Oh, stand now, stand by me Stand by me Whenever you're in trouble Won't you stand by me? Oh, stand by me Won't you stand now? Oh, stand, stand by me
From 1956 to 1976, Ben E. King and The Drifters crowned the Burgh a grand total of 8 times. And then came back for an encore performance in Greensburg circa 2025.
Even though technically speaking, King passed away in 2015.
