Does Republican John Braun use a Braun coffee maker?
Does his general election opponent Congresswoman Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (D-WA) use a Braun?
Does she even drink coffee?
The Orange Prolapse claims that she's a liberal radical extremist... and a Communist.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
John Braun
sonofsaf
John Braun
Washington geek
John Braun
Trump clown’s a freak
John Braun
McDonald’s cook
John Braun
Donald’s a crook
MAGA flags unfurled are fucked up
And sub-par
Forty-seven’s a McLovin’ retard
Tiniest mushroom little cock
Lake Tahoe farting
Small cock
An attack upon Stormy
John Braun
John Braun
Damn Quarter Pound
John Braun
The Donald’s round
Kushner’s cunt Jewish and kosher
Orange Prolapsin’ fart endeavor
Damn Triple D.
Oh Stormy John Braun
Motorboat the tits of Stormy
John Braun
Walk On
Roy Orbison
Walk on
If you should meet
Walk on
On down the street
Walk on
Don't even look
Walk on
Close up the book
We don't want the world to see us
Like we are
We should never have even gone this far
Quickly brush away that teardrop
Walk away darling
Don't stop
Don't look back for me baby
Walk on
Walk on
Don't turn around
Walk on
To higher ground
Take the love we shared together
Keep it in your heart forever
Don't forget me
Oh baby walk on
If you ever loved me baby
Walk on
Roy Orbison orbited the Burgh just once. Back in 1964 at the Civic Arena.
At the time, I was -6 and not in attendance.
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#3952. Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)
#3953. Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)
#3954. Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)
#3955. Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)
#3956. Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)
#3957. Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)
#3958. Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)
#3959. Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)
#3960. The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)
#3961. Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)
#3962. Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)
#3963. Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)
#3964. Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR)
#3965. John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)
#3966. Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)
#3967. Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)
#3968. John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)
#3969. Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)
#3970. Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)
#3971. Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)
#3972. J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)
#3973. J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)
#3974. James (Games --- Ryan Adams)
#3975. James (Games --- The Strokes)
#3976. John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)
#3977. Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)
#3978. Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)
#3979. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)
#3980. Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)
#3981. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3982. Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#3983. David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)
#3984. Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)
#3985. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)
#3986. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)
#3987. Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)
#3988. Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)
#3989. Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)
#3990. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3991. Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)
#3992. Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#3993. John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)
#3994. David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)
#3995. Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)
#3996. The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)
#3997. Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)
#3998. Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)
#3999. Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
#4000. Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)
#4001. Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)
#4002. Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)
#4003. Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)
#4004. Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)
#4005. Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)
#4006. Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)
#4007. Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)
#4008. The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#4009. Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)
#4010. Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)
#4011. Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)
#4012. Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)
#4013. Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)
#4014. Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)
#4015. Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)
#4016. Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)
#4017. Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)
#4018. Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)
#4019. TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)
#4020. Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)
#4021. Big Lie Coup D'etat Was Wild (If I Ever Was A Child --- Wilco)
#4022. Pickaxe Mountain (Sugar Mountain --- Neil Young)
#4023. Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Devandra Banhart)
#4024. Andy Biggs (Truffle Pigs --- Matthew Goodman Band)
#4025. Hegseth (Deep Breath --- The Sound)
#4026. Andy Biggs (Blinking Pigs --- Little Dragon)
#4027. Andy S. Biggs (We Are The Pigs --- Suede)
#4028. Donald Trump's Blowing (Where Are You Going --- Dave Matthews Band)
#4029. Kolodin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)
#4030. Hegseth (Til Death --- Christopher Sieber & Megan Hilty)
#4031. Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- All)
#4032. Trump (Plump --- Hole)
#4033. Thune (Goon --- Osees)
#4034. Introducing Susan Collins (Introducing Mary Poppins --- Lin-Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt)
#4035. Tayvis (Save Us --- Feeder)
#4036. Lance Schroyer (Destroyer --- Venom)
#4037. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder ---Incognito)
#4038. Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- Uriah Heep)
#4039. Clayton (Satan --- The Dwarves)
#4040. Jay Clayton (Unshaken --- D'Angelo)
#4041. Jay Clayton (Awaken --- Breaking Benjamin)
#4042. Clayton (Taken --- Snow Ghosts)
#4043. Thune (Goon --- Moon Tooth)
#4044. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Arlo Guthrie)
#4045. Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- Mindless Self Indulgence)
#4046. Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians)
#4047. Rick Brattin (Black Satin --- The Raveonettes)
#4048. Sean Hannity (O' Sanity --- John Lennon & Yoko Ono)
#4049. Moreno (Volcano --- Horse Jumper Of Love)
#4050. Darline (Jolene --- Dolly Parton)
#4051. Sean Hannity (Dark Sanity --- Mortician)
#4052. John Braun (Walk On --- Deep Purple)
#4053. John Braun (Walk On --- Roy Orbison)
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