#4003. Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts

Yesterday, before unwittingly sabotaging the U.S. Men's National Soccer Team, the Orange Prolapse praised Michael and Susan Dell for donating billions of dollars to Trump accounts.

Over the past 6 months, Dell stock has risen from $120 per share to $411.

I'd like to see Susie's husband get a matching facelift.  

Hey, if it works for her... it should work for him. 

 

As for the stock, I'd take a short position.  Dell ain't swell.

Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts
sonofsaf

Donald had a secret to keep
Motorboatin’ Stormy’s big teats
Had a job to blow horseface denies
Trump is a faggot coup d’etat crime

Stormy Daniels ain’t a damn whore
Donald isn’t remotely hardcore
GOAT antihero’s trash is back in town
The tiny mushroom accounts

Tiny mushroom Trump Accounts
Tiny mushroom Trump Accounts
Big Lie all the way
Fury Fire on the Mountain
Chairman of the Board
And forever war

Stop the steal that faggot’s a Log Cabin inbred
Take into account (his) MAGA red
You think it brings dividends
Forty-seven puts this shit to bed

Stormy Daniels ain’t a damn whore
Donald isn’t remotely hardcore
GOAT antihero’s trash is back in town
The tiny mushroom accounts

Tiny mushroom Trump Accounts
Tiny mushroom Trump Accounts
Big Lie all the way
Fury Fire on the Mountain
Chairman of the Board
And forever war

 

A Collection Of Accounts
Superchunk

I try to keep still when I sleep
Or I get rubbed wrong by the sheets
I pull a pillow across my eyes
'Cause it's a dagger that eastern line

And when I step outside that door
I don't exist so much anymore
But as an arrow flashing up or down
Just a collection of accounts

A collection of accounts
A collection of accounts
Drained dry every day
Like a ditch that feeds a fountain
Just to be restored
And get drained some more

Do you feel the target on the back of your head
Based on the threadcount of your bed
Black ink you might sketch your friends
But it's a dagger that's sinking dread

And when I step outside that door
I don't exist so much anymore
But as an arrow flashing up or down
Just a collection of accounts

A collection of accounts
A collection of accounts
Drained dry every day
Like a ditch that feeds a fountain
Just to be restored
And get drained some more

Not quite sure "what this song is about."  Fair warning to the internet... it's a parody you should probably avoid.  Maybe suitable for karaoke night at Eat'n'Park. 

From 1990 to the present, Superchunk has punked the Burgh a grand total of 7 times.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

Please do not share this material with beneficiaries of Trump Accounts and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#4002. Save America Act

Shout out to the Orange Prolapse!

\

Thanks for getting involved with the World Cup!  Nothing crushes a team's momentum like... intentionally creating a world-class level distraction.  

Belgium 4 : United States 1

 

Tomorrow, let's hit the nearest Waffle House.  Belgian Waffles all around.  My treat!

 

 

Save America Act
sonofsaf

Piece of shit his wife’s, a Euro-crime
Piece of shit U.S. flags unfurl, for Proud Boys and Girls
Piece of shit’s outta line, outta line
As MAGA flags unfurl because Trump’s (a)

Bad guy
Big lie
Hooray
Far right
(The Save America Act)

The Save America Act
Recommended by the Orange Prolapse
Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew kosher n’at 
Her asshole is haunted and Superbad
The Save America Act
The tiniest mushroom morning wood
Horseface Stormy sucked it like she should
The crime of adultery’s no good

An Orange Prolapse fart, is the worst crime
The Orange Prolapse flag will unfurl, for Proud Boys and Girls
It’s the Orange Prolapse disguise, drinkin’ (Bud Light, Bud Light)
Forty-seven will fart, ‘cause he’s (a)

Bad guy
Big lie
Hooray
Far right
(The Save America Act)

The Save America Act
Recommended by the Orange Prolapse (Oh, yeah)
Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew kosher n’at (No, no)
Her asshole is haunted and Superbad (Yeah)
The Save America Act (America Act)
The tiniest mushroom morning wood
Horseface Stormy sucked it like she should (Yeah)
The crime of adultery’s no good

Donald’s a piece of shit no doubt a cunt
Jewish kike Ivanka is a lying cunt (Jew)
Jared Kushner pornography (Cum on)
Tiny mushroom dick to sell (Cock maybe)
Jared Kushner pornography hell (Hell)

The Save America Act
The Save America Act (America Act)
The Save America Act (America Act)
The Save America Act (America Act)
Go, fuck off

Act

As A Matter Of Fact
Babyface

I just met my life, for the first time
I just met the prettiest girl, in the whole wide world
I just met my sunshine, ooh sunshine
And she lights up the world because she's

So fine
So fly
All day
All night
(And as a matter of fact)

And as a matter of fact
I ain't ever fell in love so fast
Ain't nobody ever do me like that
I ain't ever wanted nothin' so bad
And as a matter of fact
I ain't never ever felt this good
Swear I never even thought I could
Sometime I really don't think I should

I just met my heart, for the first time
I just met the craziest girl, in the whole wide world
And I just felt a sunrise, in the moonlight (Moonlight, moonlight)
And it shines on my heart, 'cause she's

So fine
So fly
All day
All night
(And as a matter of fact)

And as a matter of fact
I ain't ever fell in love so fast (Oh, yeah)
Ain't nobody ever do me like that (No, no)
I ain't ever wanted nothin' so bad (Yeah)
And as a matter of fact (Matter of fact)
I ain't never ever felt this good
Swear I never even thought I could (Yeah)
Sometimes I really don't think I should

And I don't wanna live without your love
Girl I just wanna live inside your love (Ooh)
I don't want you with nobody (Come on)
I just want you for myself (Yeah baby)
I don't want you with nobody else (Else)

And as a matter of fact
And as a matter of fact (Matter of fact)
And as a matter of fact (Matter of fact)
And as a matter of fact (Matter of fact)
Yeah, come on

Fact

 

 

 

Babyface has never soiled the Burgh.  Never seen him.  Doubt I ever will.  Not a knock.  Just being racially forthcoming as opposed to ethnically divisive.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

Please do not share this material with those who support the Save America Act and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#4001. Sacrifice

The Orange Prolapse has been celebrating "Valor" on his Truth Social media account.  

The regilding of the sculpture “Sacrifice” is completed !!!

E-gild, for the love of F-ck !

Then again, who am I to judge?

 

 

Sacrifice
sonofsaf

Thunder Lightning silicon makes us great
Orange Prolapse breath reeks the stench of hate
Mother’s a fuckin’, tiny mushroom cum stains
Bad anal vibes, the misery and pain

His mushroom wood cannot get laid
Sacrifice ‘cause lust’s a sin

His fart dumping power, Proud Boys are outta line 
The Donald’s lying, Trump Vodka ain’t wine
Urine sipping, golden shower don’t care
Shitshow value meal, McDonald’s despair 

His mushroom wood cannot get laid
Sacrifice ‘cause lust’s a sin

E. Jean Carroll’s creaming because Donald J. Trump assaulter her
Trumpy Bears, freaking whores and Kushner, Gah!*

 

Vincent Price
Deep Purple

Lightning flashing on heavy iron gate
Scares me to death but I just can't wait
Deep in a dungeon, there's a rattling of chains
Mad Dr. Phibes, he's gonna eat my brains

It feels so good to be afraid
Vincent Price is back again

The heart pumping louder, the music's out of time
The vampire's dying, he's got to have wine
Red blood dripping, she doesn't have a prayer
I know it's not real, but I just don't care

It feels so good to be afraid
Vincent Price is back again

I want seven screaming virgins on a sacrificial altar
Howling dogs, creaking doors and zombies, ah! 
 

 

From 1969 to the present, Deep Purple has colored the Burgh a grand total of 14 times.  Singer/bassist Glenn Hughes has performed a couple solo shows at Jergel's in Warrendale.

Deep Purple:

6-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ The Scorpions)

9-1-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Alice Cooper)

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

Please do not share this material with those who have paid the ultimate sacrifice and/or President Donald J. Trump.