I'm going to present ICE Hero Tom Homan...
| I wouldn't quite label him a dullard. He's more of an oafish buffoon. |
with an Orange Prolapse Trophy
AND a Make America Grate Again participation ribbon.
Top 10 Reasons I Hate ICE:
#10. ICE is not nice.
#9. ICE gets bad advice.
#8. ICE is neither sugar nor spice.
#7. ICE is not Twice As Nice (an R&B cover band that would often play in Wheeling, WV).
#6. ICE uses flash bang grenades as an explosive device.
#5. ICE is not deserving of Pineapple Thai Fried Rice. Bang-Cock!
Golden Toilet owners of the world unite!
One day the world will shit as one... John Lennon
ICE Out Blues
sonofsaf
Shit and hate, is here to stay
Even worse than an Orange Prolapse stain
McDonald’s Big Mac a la carte
Inbred is shittin’ gold toilet sweetheart
Clown… Donald ain’t Honest Abe
Clown… fake shit we must defend
Tom Homan’s ICE out blues
Stand and fight
Tom Homan’s ICE out blues
Maybe Trump was right
Holy land of whores and disdain
Lake Tahoe brought the pain
Donald’s embracin’ the America Fest
Stormy D. tease Thunder Lightning out west
Clown… Donald ain’t Honest Abe
Clown… fake shit we must defend
Bailout Blues
Krokus
Sit and wait another day
She left me hangin' out in the rain
Nothin' worse than an empty heart
My head is spinnin' I'm fallin' apart
Now... you know it hearts me babe
Now... breakin' my heart again
I got the bailout blues
Day and night
I got the bailout blues
Baby's out of sight
Here I stand in torment and pain
Heartbroken ball and chain
My mind is racin' like a midnight express
Come baby please get me outta this mess
Now... you know it hurts me babe
Now... breakin' my heart in vain
Krokus blitzed the Burgh 3 times back in the mid-80's. They opened for Sammy Hagar, Def Leppard, and Judas Priest. All 3 concerts were at the Civic Arena. Never saw 'em.
Favorite Krokus song? Stayed Awake All Night or Screaming In The Night? Tough call. I'll go with the former. Not the latter.
