#4007. Shotwell

Yesterday, President Trump took to Truth Social to relay his appreciation of Space X CEO Gwynne Shotwell.

Thank you to the brilliant and highly respected Gwynne Shotwell, and her husband, Robert, for their extreme Generosity in helping children to attain the ever magnificent American Dream! Their Gift of 325 Million Dollars of SpaceX Stock is greatly appreciated by all. Thousands of children have just been given a better life. Thank you Gwynne and Robert, and continued Great Success! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Let's give Gwynne Shotwell a distinguished Orange Prolapse Trophy.  Well deserved.

Musk tested.  Musk approved. 

Spotted near the Farmer's Market in Market Square.  Bon appetit!

In other news, France defeated Morocco yesterday (2-0).  I imagine most people are hoping they take on Spain in the semifinals.  And of course, England vs. Argentina wouldn't be too shabby either.

If it's those 4 teams, I get the feeling that this World Cup's consolation third place game won't be terribly consoling.

 

Shotwell
sonofsaf

She’s (she’s) she’s Gwynne Shotwell
She’s (she’s) she’s Gwynne Shotwell
(Ho)

Clown outta Wokeland , the Orange Prolapse is staining
(Fuck yeah!)
Sex with Trump in Tahoe is what Stormy’s saying
(Fuck yeah!)
Forty-seven’s horny America bend over
(Fuck yeah!)
The smell is bold his mushroom cock body odor
(Fuck yeah!)

She’s Gwynne Shotwell
She’s Gwynne Shotwell
She’s Gwynne Shotwell

Insurrection and coup d’etat crimes
(Fuck yeah)
Dreams from Trump Towers are the wettest golden future
(Fuck yeah!)
Emissions nocturnally are to blame 
(Fuck yeah)
Mid-terms in November a game
(Fuck yeah!)

She’s Gwynne Shotwell
She’s Gwynne Shotwell
She’s Gwynne Shotwell
(Fuck yeah!)

She's (she's) she's Gwynne Shotwell
She's (she's) she's Gwynne Shotwell
(Fuck yeah!)
She's (she's) she's Gwynne Shotwell
She's (she's) she's Gwynne Shotwell
(Boo-yah!)
She's Gwynne Shotwell

Bombshell
Operation Ivy

She's (she's) she's a bombshell
She's (she's) she's a bombshell
(Oh)

Down in south Oakland, off east 14th its raining
(Oh yeah!)
Six a.m. on Sunday and the bums are praying
(Oh yeah!)
Met her at a party we were drunk now were sober
(Oh yeah!)
She said its cold got a long walk home come over
(Oh yeah!)

She's a bombshell
She's a bombshell
She's a bombshell

I've retraced my steps a thousand times
(Oh yeah)
Seems I've spent hours asking all my friends about her
(Oh yeah!)
Been six months but ill never be the same
(Oh yeah)
Nobody remembers her name
(Oh yeah!)

She's a bombshell
She's a bombshell
She's a bombshell
(Oh yeah!)

She's (she's) she's a bombshell
She's (she's) she's a bombshell
(Oh yeah!)
She's (she's) she's a bombshell
She's (she's) she's a bombshell
(Ooh yeah!)
She's a bombshell

Operation Ivy creeped the Burgh twice back in 1987 & 1988.  Both times at the Electric Banana.  Never heard of 'em.

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#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

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