#3994. David Steiner

Let's dedicate this unreleased Taylor Swift song to Postmaster General David Steiner...

and his desire to eradicate democracy in order to pacify an Orange Prolapse.

In the meantime...

Look who might be getting married this weekend at Madison Square Garden.

MSG!

 

David Steiner
sonofsaf

So fucked up
So devout
Ivanka twat’s a Jewish white clown
Forty-seven’s Trump Steaks we defend
Selling MAGA fat and lazy
Trump in the gym 
Filet ‘O Fish and a Big Mac to share
Fake news and McDonald’s despair
Coup d’etat crime, Stormy D.
MAGA’s delighted, to fuck you

Postmaster General is David Steiner
Mating with a porn amateur 
Forty-seven wants to fight
Fat Donald is the GOAT
Like a urinary bed-wetter
Don’t forget to vote

An asshole dork
Dork that’s gay
Tiny cock for E. Jean Carroll
Evangelicals pray
Toilet’s bizarre, golden disease
Carpet in the bathroom of the presidency

Postmaster General is David Steiner
Mating with a porn amateur 
Forty-seven wants to fight
Fat Donald is the GOAT
Like a urinary bed-wetter
Don’t forget to vote

Superstar
Of defeat
Tahoe affair, lake was stormy  
What have you, got to lose
Jared’s Jewish scum 
A kosher Kushner Jew

Postmaster General is David Steiner
Mating with a porn amateur 
Forty-seven wants to fight
Fat Donald is the GOAT
Like a urinary bed-wetter
Don’t forget to vote

So fucked up
So devout
Ivanka twat’s a Jewish white clown

 

All Night Diner
Taylor Swift

I wake up
I stretch out
I wonder what you're doin' right now
Yeah I slept in my make-up again
Tell myself I must be crazy
Thinkin' 'bout him
I find myself something decent to wear
Take the towel out of my hair
About that time, you call me
And I'm reminded, without you

I'd be a stranger in an all-night diner
Waiting for a love to find her
Lonely like a harbor light
That's never seen a boat
Like a line in an old love letter
No one ever wrote

I go to work
Work all day
I'm a walking tape recorder
Of everything you say
Walk to the car, dig out my keys
Start thinkin' if you were with anyone but me

I'm a stranger in an all-night diner
Waiting for a love to find her
Lonely like a harbor light
That's never seen a boat
Like a line in an old love letter
No one ever wrote

There you are
On the street
Just standing there, waiting on me
I show you, my new shoes
You say you love them
And baby without you

I'm a stranger in an all-night diner
Waiting for a love to find her
Lonely like a harbor light
That's never seen a boat
Like a line in an old love letter
No one ever wrote

I wake up
I stretch out
I wonder what you're doin' right now

 

From 2006 to the present, Taylor Swift has shaken off the Burgh a grand total of 15 times.

Taylor Swift:

9-6-06, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA (a relatively unknown Taylor Smith performed the National Anthem).  

The Bengals would go on to defeat the Steelers 28-20.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

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