#3971. Reflecting Pool

The Orange Prolapse...

is downright obsessed with the Reflecting Pool.

 

Many are claiming Trump has a case of RPS, a/k/a/ "Reflecting Pool Syndrome."

Work will begin immediately on fixing the seriously vandalized Reflecting Pool. I just inspected it, and could only say to myself, and those gathered around me, WOW, who would do such a thing? SICK, DERANGED PEOPLE! We will fix it? President DJT 

Many additional people have been arrested having to do with the disgraceful Vandalism of our beautiful Reflecting Pool. It hasn’t looked or worked like this since 1922, when it was originally built, but even then, it leaked badly, and didn’t work. Ours worked perfectly, including the mirror like finish, perfectly reflecting the two Great Monuments, which it never had before! What these terrible Vandals have done is a true affront to both Presidents George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, and should be dealt with accordingly. We met with contractors today, will probably be forced to release and drain much of the water in order to do the necessary repairs, but will have them done as quickly as possible. What they have damaged does not even include the earlier killing of a large amount of grass which was, by far, the least of it. They took some form of knife or blade, and put a 250 foot long gash into the beautiful facade of what took so much work, competence, and money to build and complete. They also poured corrosive and destructive chemicals into the Pool. The Reflecting Pool was never so beautiful as it was just one week ago, even going back to 1922 when it opened. We are very proud of what we have done with this magnificent structure, and we will get it repaired, quickly, to an equal level of Beauty. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

In other news, the expert team of JD Vance, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff are amidst negotiations with Iran.

 

 

To the best of my knowledge, longtime Jeffrey Epstein pal and real estate mogul Steve Witkoff has yet to receive an official Trump Dump.

One day, perhaps.

 

 

Reflecting Pool
sonofsaf

A golden throne of urinary delights
Porno shitshows and some drunken Bud Light
A mushroom knows if it’s stinking fungi flowing pride* 
Donald Trump’s reflecting pool

He’s Forty-five oh, a McDonald’s clown
A drunk Bud Light shitshow and D.C. clown
The biggest lie is dope so’s a half Quarter Pound
Donald’s reflecting pool

Conspiracy traitor
Stop the steal hater
Orange Prolapse pseudonym
Seventh deadliest sin
Lake Tahoe crusader
Pornographic masturbator
Stormy Daniels was wetter
Lust is a deadly sin

Orange Prolapsin’ gay homo-fucking fun
There’s never any doubt a dumber cunt 
Donald is cheatin’ for some Stormy love
Donald’s reflecting pool

Conspiracy traitor
Stop the steal hater
Orange Prolapse pseudonym
Seventh deadliest sin
Lake Tahoe crusader
Pornographic masturbator
Stormy Daniels was wetter
Lust is a deadly sin

A golden throne for urinary delights
Porno shitshows and some drunken Bud Light
A mushroom knows if it’s stinking fungi flowing pride
Donald Trump’s reflecting pool

Donald Trump’s reflecting pool

Donald Trump’s reflecting pool

 

Too Cool for School

Fountains Of Wayne
(from "Scary Movie" soundtrack)


He walks alone under the big city lights 
He always knows just when the time is right 
He never shows what he's thinking he keeps it inside 
Because he's too cool for school

He comes alive oh, when the sun goes down 
He gets it right you know he's always down 
He got one eye open and his ear to the ground 
And he's too cool for school 

He's an operator 
He's a real player 
And if you mess with him 
You know you'll never win 
He's an instigator 
Enemy eliminator 
And when he knocks you better 
You better let him in 

He's got his own way of getting things done 
He's always looking out for number one 
Don't try to beat him cause he's already won 
And he's too cool for school

He's an operator 
he's a real player 
And if you mess with him 
You know you'll never win 
He's an instigator 
Enemy eliminator 
And when he knocks you better 
You better let him in 

He walks alone under the big city lights 
He always knows just when the time is right 
He never shows what he's thinking he keeps it inside 
Because he's too cool for school 

Because he's too cool for school 

Because he's too cool for school 

From 2011 to 2013, Fountains Of Wayne played the Burgh a grand total of 3 times.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne) 

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