White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt...
is leaving the Office of the Orange Prolapse.
She's gonna bail in late August.
Karoline Leavitt
sonofsaf
Stormy pornography
So obscene her job’s to blow
Shitshow is our future
Ivanka’s a fuckin’ Jew
Enemy McDonald’s tasting violent crime
Shitshow McFanciful
Toilet stall
Prolapse fart
Donald’s the dope
Of men
(Race is critical)
(Genital)
(Improbable)
(Impossible)
Excremental lament
Shittin’ on a golden throne
Letter Of Credit
The Getaway Plan
You cease to amaze me
With these means of letting go
It's all in your nature
And I can't help telling you
Can't you see that you are wasting all your time?
It's not poetical
After all
Here's my heart
In an envelope
Again
(You're so typical)
(Critical)
(Unstoppable)
(Permissible)
I know why you're absent
It was better left alone
To the best of my knowledge, Letter Of Credit has never discovered the Burgh. Never heard of 'em.
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