#450. Bad Brown Callie

There are currently 8 female coaches in the NFL.  One of them is Cleveland's Callie Brownson.   She pleaded "no contest" to a recent DUI.  

Rumor has it they hired her mostly based on her last name.  Cue the irony.  Oh 'dem Brownies.

You know... Son of Brown.  Son of Saf.  Son of shit.  Son of piss.

Today,  she got "suspended" by the Browns.  For what it's worth, her job title was "Chief of Staff."  Not sure what exactly that means in pro football jargon.

 

Mask or no mask, cue the Aerosmith.  Uh, dude looks like a lady.

 

Bad Brown Callie
sonofsaf

You don't have a dick that's long
You're doubling up on that B.A.C.
Time to install the blow and go
But pleading no contest is better than guilty
With no jail time indeed

Bad Brown Callie, you're causin' the Browns harm
You might need the services of a Jew
Bad Brown Callie, you're worse than Warren Moon
If she only had a dong wouldn't have been screwed

Fortunate nobody died
She blew a .21 (point two one) sealed with love
Cops and all their bullshit lies, leavin' her in tatters
She was not guilty.  No jail time indeed

Bad Brown Callie, you're causin' the Browns harm
You might need the services of a Jew
Bad Brown Callie, you're worse than Warren Moon
If she only had a dong wouldn't have been screwed

I'm just so glad that I am white
Cops could have Derek Chauvined me
The police made me beg and cry
This Brown has a big 'ol frown she’s not guilty
With no jail time indeed

Bad Brown Callie, you're causin' the Browns harm
You might need the services of a Jew
Bad Brown Callie, you're worse than Warren Moon
If she only had a dong wouldn't have been screwed
Bad Brown Callie, you're causin' the Browns harm
You might need the services of a Jew
Bad Brown Callie, you're worse than Warren Moon
If she only had a dong wouldn't have been screwed

 

Lay Down Sally
Eric Clapton

There is nothing that is wrong
In wanting you to stay here with me
I know you've got somewhere to go
But won't you make yourself at home and stay with me?
And don't you ever leave

Lay down, Sally, and rest here in my arms
Don't you think you want someone to talk to?
Lay down, Sally, no need to leave so soon
I've been trying all night long just to talk to you

Sun ain't nearly on the rise
We still got the moon and stars above
Underneath the velvet skies, love is all that matters
Won't you stay with me? Don't you ever leave

Lay down, Sally, and rest here in my arms
Don't you think you want someone to talk to?
Lay down, Sally, and no need to leave so soon
I've been trying all night long just to talk to you

I long to see the morning light
Color in your face so dreamily
So don't you go and say goodbye
You can lay your worries down and stay with me
And don't you ever leave

Lay down, Sally, and rest here in my arms
Don't you think you want someone to talk to?
Lay down, Sally, there's no need to leave so soon
I've been trying all night long just to talk to you
Lay down, Sally, and rest here in my arms
Don't you think you want someone to talk to?
Lay down, Sally, there's no need to leave so soon
I've been trying all night long just to talk to you 

 

Eric Clapton:

4-6-13, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

 

Cleveland Browns:

10-22-00, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

9-16-01, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

11-13-05, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

11-11-07, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

12-29-13, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

9-7-14, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

11-15-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

1-1-17, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

12-31-17, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

10-28-18, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

12-1-19, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

 

Please do not share this information with Eric Clapton, Callie Brownson, and/or Gordonathon (when asked if she can bring desert, he tells my wife, "Just make your god damn pot brownies!")