Saturday, June 05, 2021

#442. Mandel Don't Care

Ohio U.S. Senate candidate Josh Mandel recently made the cable news circuit!  

He's electric!

Whoa!  Mandel must be one clever son of a bitch.  But to go viral and all, as in genital warts, he's gotta be doing something right.

WARNING: Not your father's Mandelbaum

Listen up yinz!  This Mandelabra douchebag had the unmitigated audacity, the impudent temerity, the unbridled effrontery... to burn a mask and post it on twitter.  This guy, this son of a witch, this MAGA bitch is on the move.  Like I was saying... wow.

By now, I hope you've garnered my inference.  I pray.



 

Mandel Don’t Care
sonofsaf

Been fucked up and lost and found
Still fucked up to the Jewish sound
O-HI-O is the worst state around
Mandel doesn’t care

Spin me like a turntable
Glaze my ass like a donut hole
My butt, is so fuckable
Mandel doesn’t care

I'm a liar and oh so homely
1-6 had some blood to shed
So follow me n’at if you will dare

Everybody's kinda Trumpy the big con
Let’s get naughty lose your spine, and cream on

I’m a jag off, and so not cool
Dick is small and minuscule
My asshole entered makes me drool
Mandel doesn’t care

Stuck in my asshole, sodomized
Monster DAPing, ain’t so wise
Gay lifestyle, prefer the lies
Mandel doesn’t care

I'm a liar and oh so homely
1-6 had some blood to shed
So follow me n’at if you will dare

Everybody's kinda Trumpy the big con
Let’s get naughty lose your spine, and cream on

Thank God I’m white I must confess
Prefer black cock in myself, unless
All that jism is a mess
Mandel doesn’t care

 

Handle With Care
Traveling Wilburys

Been beat up and battered 'round
Been sent up, and I've been shot down
You're the best thing that I've ever found
Handle me with care

Reputations changeable
Situations tolerable
Baby, you're adorable
Handle me with care

I'm so tired of being lonely
I still have some love to give
Won't you show me that you really care?

Everybody's got somebody to lean on
Put your body next to mine, and dream on

I've been fobbed off, and I've been fooled
I've been robbed and ridiculed
In daycare centers and night schools
Handle me with care

Been stuck in airports, terrorized
Sent to meetings, hypnotized
Overexposed, commercialized
Handle me with care

I'm so tired of being lonely
I still have some love to give
Won't you show me that you really care?

Everybody's got somebody to lean on
Put your body next to mine, and dream on

I've been uptight and made a mess
But I'll clean it up myself, I guess
Oh, the sweet smell of success
Handle me with care




I never cared much for this particular classic superstar supergroup sing-a-long song.  It just has this "infinitely nagging" sound.  Decades later, I guess it's not the worst.  At the half century mark, I find my existence is softening in a manner similar to generic brand Philly Cream Cheese.


Seen Tom Petty.  

8-26-95, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

7-10-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-16-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-20-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA


No denyin' Dylan.

7-18-99, Star Lake Ampitheater, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Paul Simon)

11-5-99, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (w/ Phil Lesh)

8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH (w/ The Dead)

 

Jeff Lynne's ELO:

8-16-18, Little Caesars Arena, Detroit, MI (Which is worse?  Little Caesars or Domino's?  Hint: they both suck.)

8-1-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA


But Roy Orbison?  I've never known exactly who this overall-hillbilly-wearin' dude actually is.  Where did he come from?  And for the last three decades, I've remained steadfastedly indifferent.  George Harrison?  I'm relatively certain that's a negative.  He may have sneaked into one of those Farm-Aid-Horde gigs at Star Lake and I was unaware.   

Please do not share this information with Josh Mandel (R-OH) and/or any of the surviving sons of Izzy Mandelbaum.


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