#443. Ted Budded

Last night there was a Republican convention in Charlotte.  The Orange Prolapse's daughter in law, Lara Trump, the wife of a dumbshit who shares my first name, opted out of the North Carolina Senate race.

That move left Trump, the key note speaker, with a big decision about whom to endorse.  Naturally, he went with his "butt buddy"... Representative Ted Budd. 

 

 

Ted Budded
sonofsaf

Well, I'm Ted Budded, smoke it and see
I’ll throw you in a jail for smokin’ with me
Cum on maybe, stick your hands down my pants
I'm Ted Budded, I'm Ted Budded

You know that I got the kind
Toke and we’ll go out to dine
Money, you want some blow
Now it’s by design
Your Budd never will resign
You know I blow like a Stormy Daniels porno

Now you ain’t a Jew
Butt I’m gonna still Bar Mitzvah you
And then we’ll screw
That little boy will learn to fuckin’ groove

That's why I'm Ted Budded, smoke it and see
I’ll throw you in a jail for smokin’ with me
Cum on maybe, stick your hands down my pants
I'm Ted Budded, I'm Ted Budded

Conservative right
Mar-A-Lago we won’t fight
Bow down and take a knee
Trust me I’ll bitch and wine
And not offer, a glass of wine
Tell me, do you miss, drama?
Now go fuck yourself and see

Fill your ass with stuff
You’re gonna cream pie when you’ve had enough
You better be white
Gonna nail you like you’re Jesus Christ

Yeah, I'm Ted Budded, smoke it and see
Carolina roachin’ smokin with me
Cum on maybe, stick your hands down my pants
I'm Ted Budded, I'm Ted Budded (I’m Ted)

Now you ain’t a Jew
Butt I’m still gonna Bar Mitzvah you
And the Torah too
I’ll make you a much better fucking Jew

Well, I'm Ted Budded, smoke it and see
I’ll throw you in a jail for smokin’ with me
Cum on maybe, stick your hands down my pants
I'm Ted Budded, I'm Ted Budded

No need to fight
(Ted Budded) Likes it when they’re white
(Ted Budded) Now preferrin’ a child
(Ted Budded, Ted Budded) Their ass will be defiled

I will never ask why
(Ted Budded) There is no need to lie
(Ted Budded) You're strokin’ that thing
(Ted Budded, Ted Budded) And kissin’ that ring

Hot Blooded
Foreigner

Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded

You don't have to read my mind
To know what I have in mind
Honey, you oughta know
Now you move so fine
Let me lay it on the line
I wanna know what you're doin' after the show

Now it's up to you
We can make a secret rendezvous
Just me and you
I'll show you lovin' like you never knew

That's why I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, hot blooded

If it feels all right
Maybe you can stay all night
Shall I leave you my key?
But you've got to give me a sign
Come on girl, some kind of sign
Tell me, are you hot, mama?
You sure look that way to me

Are you old enough?
Will you be ready when I call your bluff?
Is my timing right?
Did you save your love for me tonight?

Yeah, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
Feel the fever burnin' inside of me
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded (I'm hot)

Now it's up to you
Can we make a secret rendezvous?
Oh, before we do
You'll have to get away from you-know-who

Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded

Every night
(Hot blooded) You're lookin' so tight
(Hot blooded) Now you're drivin' me wild
(Hot blooded, hot blooded) I'm so hot for you, child

I'm a little bit high
(Hot blooded) You're a little bit shy
(Hot blooded) You're makin' me sing
(Hot blooded, hot blooded) For your sweet sweet thing

 

The odds are that a white Ted Budd will end up running against black female State Supreme Court Justice Cheri Beasley (D).  If I were her, I'd make it a point to publicly refer to him as Theodore... as in Trump's little chipmunk.

Foreigner:

8-27-11, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-27-18, Keybank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA


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