Tuesday, June 29, 2021

#491. Jill Baby Jill!

Politics has always had its fair share of dumbshit slogans and catchy jingles.  That'll probably never fade.  But things took a really bad turn for the worse when Alaska Governor Sarah Palin entered the VP fray back in 2008.  I realize that Mama Grizzly was an exemplary Christian hockey mom with an extensive brood of her own (Bristol, Trig, Track, Willow, and Piper).  Compliments of a welcoming vagina I suppose.  Three girls, two boys.  She should have named the kids (Clit, Cooch, Snatch, Dong, and Wang).  Honorable mention: Bong Hit.  Anyhoo, I digress.  

In my estimation, one of the worst slogans ever conceived was Palin's go-to line... drill baby drill, drill baby drill.  That is... until the Orange Prolapse came along with his endless MAGA nonsense.  Not to mention all of the accompanying remedial characterizations.  This person is good.  That person is bad.  I like so and so.  We hate so and so.   Strong and beautiful vs. weak and ugly, etc.  The only light at the end of the tunnel, is that no other politician, let alone human being, could possibly replicate his crap.  On second thought, perhaps a 3rd grader with a severe case of Down's syndrome on ritalin and Zyprexa.  Anyhoo, I digress, yet again.

First Lady Jill Biden has been tasked with trying to restore a smidgen of dignity to the White House.  An unenviable task after 4 years of plagiarized convention speeches, gaudy golden toilets, Slovenian white trash, and #BeBest cyber-bullying rhetoric.

Regardless, Jill made the latest cover of Vogue.  And oh yeah, she's a doctor.  Not an obnoxious hooker or some kind of perpetually constipated mail order escort.

So here's what I propose.  In the future, whenever Jill Biden takes the stage, I would encourage those in the crowd to welcome her with the throwback chant... "Jill baby Jill, Jill baby Jill."  You know, go comical retroIt would drive Fox News personalities to the brink of insanity.

Jill baby Jill!

Drill baby drill!

Sarah Palin

I ventured to a couple Sarah Palin rallies back in 2008.  Mostly out of demented curiosity.  I just wanted to see how gullible her diehard fans actually were.  As you may expect, I wasn't even remotely disappointed.

Particularly when I heard a crowd at Brush Run Park in St. Clairsville, Ohio start spontaneously chanting... "Mine baby mine! Mine baby mine!"  WTF?!?  Just when you think it couldn't get any worse.  

But then, two consecutive Obama terms later emerged an Orange Prolapse who ushered in a new era of inexplicable idiocracy.  The days of clever, sophisticated propaganda are long gone.  For about 30% of the population, it's strictly personal attacks repeated ad nauseum.  And THAT... is the legacy of Trump.

Please do not share this material with First Lady Dr. Jill Biden and/or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.

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