#438. Go Fuck Yourself Today

The entire pornography industry seems pretty much rooted in the concept of masturbation.  So, in a technical sense, it's mostly about fucking oneself.  Hence, I shall offer yet another ill-fated attempt of the Lee Greenwood classic "God Bless the U.S.A."  Probably the most heavily played song at the Orange Prolapse rallies.  With the possible ironic exception of Y.M.C.A. by the Village People.  If you think about it, Trump had some pretty eclectic musical selections at those rallies.  

Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight" --- a song about suicide.

Prince's "Purple Rain" and some Lionel Richie tunes --- seemed a little off color and outta place, eh?

R.E.M.'s "It's The End Of The World As We Know It --- uh, wuh?

Nessun Dorma --- oh mama!

It did made me think what hits I'd use at a Saffy presidential campaign rally.  Well, as of this exact moment, as I write these words, I'm listening to a Soundgarden show from Hyde Park (2012).  So I'd probably just pick a different bootleg everyday.  Illegally download the thing and...

There's your inspirational rally setlist.  Sometimes it's Metal Church.  Sometimes it's Radiohead (that'll fire everybody up).  Grateful Dead, Jack White, whatever.

 

Go Fuck Yourself Today
sonofsaf

If sometimes I seem a bit withdrawn,
The truth cuts like a knife.
My purpose ain’t to defend,
It’s just a crazy job and life.

I ain’t from planet Mars,
But I act like outer space.
Because when you grab my penis,
Makes me think that I am gay

And I'm proud to be a pornographer,
Let us all get fucked and see.
‘Cause I’d like to take a wild ride,
With a cock inside of me.
And you’ll take a cum shot,
In the ass or all over your damn face
Just how can I make you understand
Go fuck yourself today.

Well I’m gonna get to know ya,
Drink the juice of Stormy D.
Here comes the Dirty Sanchez,
Fat ass Ron Jeremy.

Gonna be a lotta cum,
It’s sticky so they say.
Pornography is a worldwide art,
Even if you’re trans or gay.

So I'm proud to be a pornographer,
Let us all get fucked and see.
‘Cause I’d like to take a wild ride,
With a cock inside of me.
And you’ll take a cum shot,
In the ass or all over your damn face
Just how can I make you understand
Go fuck yourself today.

And I'm proud to be a pornographer,
Let us all get fucked and see.
‘Cause I’d like to take a wild ride,
With a cock inside of me.
And you’ll take a cum shot,
In the ass or all over your damn face
Just how can I make you understand
Go fuck yourself today.

God Bless The U.S.A.
Lee Greenwood

If tomorrow all my things were gone,
I'd worked for all my life.
And I had to start again,
With just my children and my wife.

I'd thank my lucky stars,
To be livin' here today.
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom,
And they can't take that away.

And I'm proud to be an American,
Where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died,
Who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,
Next to you and defend her still today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

From the lakes of Minnesota,
To the hills of Tennessee.
Across the plains of Texas,
From sea to shining sea.

From Detroit down to Houston,
And New York to L.A.
Well there's pride in every American heart,
And its time we stand and say.

That I'm proud to be an American,
Where at least I know I'm free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
Who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,
Next to you and defend her still today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

And I'm proud to be an American,
Where at least I know I'm free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
Who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,
Next to you and defend her still today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

I met Lee Greenwood backstage at Jambo (circa the mid 2000's).  At the time, he seemed pleasant enough.  Relatively tolerable and measurably acceptable.  

Please do not share this information with musical artist Lee Greenwood and/or patriotic pornographers.