#480. Frank Clark

The fifth highest paid NFL Defensive End just got arrested for felony firearm possession in Los Angeles.  Kansas City Chief's Frank Clark was pulled over for an unspecified violation and the cop saw the tip of an Uzi hangin' out of a gym bag.  #Fail. 

I don't know.  Maybe resist the temptation to be driving around L.A. in a quarter million Lamborghini Urus SUV with a submachine gun in the backseat.  Just my take.

They call it the "Rambo Lambo."

 

 

Poor guy.  Previous mugshot

In 2012 Clark was arrested for felony home-invasion charges.

In 2014 Clark was arrested for domestic violence.

In 2021 Clark was arrested for felony firearm possession.

 

Frank Clark
sonofsaf

Pig turned on his lights
Lambourghini thing
Just pulled over it’s me
Derek Chauvin evil
And he’s gonna take a knee
Nigger just so young not old
I feel the stroke of fear
Why am I out of breath
Could it be the end is near

'Cause I'm druggin’ and I’m thuggin’
Uzi submachine gunning
And I’m takin’ it to the house
'Cause I'm druggin’ and I’m thuggin’
Uzi submachine gunnin’
They’re lockin’ me in jail Frank Clark
Frank Clark

When I complained cop got sore
And called me a bitch
Donut he took a bite
I sacked the quarterback at last
Who is often white
Insurrection very wild
Black Lives Matter is not right
It’s no matter how Antifa feels
The world’s filled with strife

'Cause I'm druggin’ and I’m thuggin’
Uzi submachine gunning
And I’m takin’ it to the house
'Cause I'm druggin’ and I’m thuggin’
Uzi submachine gunnin’
They’re lockin’ me in jail Frank Clark
Clark!

What will I tell my spouse
Who pretends to be my wife
I think she might act shitty
You know try to fuck my life
Wait’n’see what the charges will be
It’s something that I dread
Damn if I was only white
Be getting off instead

'Cause I'm druggin’ and I’m thuggin’
Uzi submachine gunning
And I’m takin’ it to the house
'Cause I'm druggin’ and I’m thuggin’
Uzi submachine gunnin’
They’re lockin’ me in jail Frank Clark

The Dark
Metal Church

It's way past midnight
There's a howling wind
Oh God what can it be?
Something out there evil
And it's coming straight for me
The house is dark and very cold
I know there's no one here
Why am I scared to death
Just petrified with fear

'Cause I'm shakin' and I'm thinkin'
Of something evil lurking
And waiting for me in the house
'Cause I'm shakin' and I'm thinkin'
Of something evil lurking
And waiting for me in the dark
The dark

When I opened up the door
And snapped on the switch
The room was filled with light
Then something black and very fast
Fled upon my sight
What I feared most as a child
Was the coming of the night
Now my horrors have become quite real
My nightmares breathe new life

'Cause I'm shakin' and I'm thinkin'
Of something evil lurking
And waiting for me in the house
Yes, I'm shakin' and I'm thinkin'
Of something evil lurking
And waiting for me in the dark
Dark!

What is it in the house
That the darkness brings to life?
I sense their eyes upon me
As I grab a butcher knife
Whatever it is that waits for me
It hides beneath my bed
If I try to sleep tonight
By morning I'll be dead!

'Cause I'm shakin' and I'm thinkin'
Of something evil lurking
And waiting for me in the house
Yes, I'm shakin' and I'm thinkin'
Of something evil lurking
And waiting for me in the dark

That singer has a respectable, old school, "snarling tang."  But there is no substitute for Mike Howe.

Metal Church:

4-18-89, Newport Music Hall, Columbus, OH

3-39-16, Altar Bar, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this material with one of the highest paid defensive players in the NFL --- Kansas City Chiefs Defensive End Frank Clark.

5 year, $104 million dollar contract.  62.3 million guaranteed.  $19 million signing bonus.  Average salary 20.8 million.