#482. Roodie!

Ha Ha indeed.

Rudy Giuliani just got stripped of his license to practice law in the state of New York.  Apparently, all the election lies finally caught up with him.

A committee with The Supreme Court of the State of New York, Appellate Division, First Judicial Department said that Giuliani "communicated demonstrably false and misleading statements to courts, lawmakers and the public at large in his capacity as lawyer for the Orange Prolapse."

Furthermore, they concluded that Rudy's conduct "immediately threatens the public interest."

Sounds scary, eh?  So here's what I propose.  In the future, as a reminder, whenever a journalist refers to Giuliani, he should scream... RUDY!  But in the transcript, it shalt be read as "Roodie."  A proper tribute to the epic Caddyshack scene.

 

Roodie!
sonofsaf

Doodie!
Caddyshack  

See?  This way, whenever someone shrieks "RUDY"... he'll be referenced and irrevocably alluded to as a turd.  Or if you will, piece of shit.  Excrementilicious indeed.

I'd take it a step further and suspend his "cybersecurity" company too ---  Giuliani Security and Safety.

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I've never had an encounter with Rudy Giuliani.  Though rest assured, if I do, he'll get the Roodie Doodie treatment.  I will do everything in my power to make him eat shit.  Or at the a bare minimum, smear his face with feces.  In other news, here's a thorough explanation as to why Rudy's head is actually his ass.  No joke. 

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