Monday, June 07, 2021

#444. Ransomware

Prediction: 2021 will be known for the decline of Covid... and the rise of hacking and ransomware.  I can't believe the Orange Prolapse hasn't latched onto this... yet.  Merely because it's an incredibly easy narrative for Trump to explain.  Joe Biden is seen as so weak that malicious foreign actors know they can take advantage of us and exploit our vulnerabilities.  If I was in the Oval Office, as I rightfully should be, these state-sponsored hacker groups would be far too scared to attack our homeland.  Very consumable material for the nimrod Trump supporters.

And now FBI Director Christopher Wray went on the Sunday news circuit and is publicly comparing the onslaught of ransomware attacks to 9/11.  But without the physical violence.  Uh, dude, think again.  If you're unable to envision the prospect of cyber-violence, you might wanna consider resigning your post.

Advice: Here's a thought.  Instead of referring to the Republican party as two wings... "the establishment" faction and the "conspiratorial Q-Anon Trumper" faction, the Dems need to assign a name to the the former half of the party...

The "Anti-T" Party

Considering the recent existence of the Tea Party, it's a fantastic double entendre.  Obviously, the "T" in "Anti-T" stands for Trump.  See what I mean?  Now, all of a sudden, the Democrats are the ones framing the narrative.  Not to mention all future characterizations for the duration of Trumpism. 

Win, lose, or draw (in the Senate and the House), the Dems desperately need an explanation for the Republican allegations of "stealing" the 2022 midterms.  Just saying that all of these election officials did a great job and there was no fraud... won't be enough.  I'd start pushing the story line that The Anti-T party is so thoroughly disgusted with Trump, that many are switching parties.  Not aligning themselves with the evil, radical Democrats though.  These Anti-Trumpers are now looking to embrace the freedom loving Libertarian party.  And that is the credible spin for explaining why the Republicans lost so many close elections this time around.  It was the impact of the Anti-T party.

And it holds the Orange Prolapse directly accountable for any Republican losses.  Losing... again and again.  Over and over.  Meanwhile, Trump is worried about his recent "backward pants wearing" controversy.



 

Ransomware
sonofsaf

Our stock price is falling
Ain’t a game
Our company’s bawling
It doesn’t help to complain
Like computer gun powder
There is no doubt
Like a mushroom cloud
It’s cyber warfare fallout

Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
(Hate dealing with the ransomware)

It’s so maddening
Maddening to see
Business ain’t behavin’ intellectually
Pay off maybe
Some bitcoin plays a part
It’s all a bad cartoon
Ransom is abstract art

Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
(Hate dealing with the ransomware)

Our stock price is falling
Ain’t a game
Our company’s bawling
It doesn’t help to complain
Is it wrong maybe
Some bitcoin plays a part
It’s all a bad cartoon
Ransom is abstract art

Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
(Hate dealing with the ransomware)

 

Everywhere
Fleetwood Mac

Can you hear me calling
Out your name?
You know that I'm falling
And I don't know what to say
I'll speak a little louder
I'll even shout
You know that I'm proud
And I can't get the words out

Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
(Wanna be with you everywhere)

Something's happening
Happening to me
My friends say I'm acting peculiarly
Come on, baby
We better make a start
You better make it soon
Before you break my heart

Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
(Wanna be with you everywhere)

Can you hear me calling
Out your name?
You know that I'm falling
And I don't know what to say
Come along, baby
We better make a start
You better make it soon
Before you break my heart

Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
(Wanna be with you everywhere)


 

Fleetwood Mac:

9-27-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA *
3-1-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
4-26-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-14-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA 
11-1-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

* One of my all-time Top 10 concerts. 

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