Kentucky "K-Y Jelly" Congressman Thomas Massie originally blamed Trump for the 1-6 insurrection.
"I think Trump is at fault here. I watched almost all of his speech. I felt like it was inevitable."
Naturally, this abhorrent observation made the Orange Prolapse very upset. But months later, sensing the wrath of Trump voters, Massie has changed his tune. Not only did he vote against the 1-6 investigation, he doubled down and voted against the Juneteenth national holiday as well. Talk about a cowardly, unprincipled about face. Straight outta Ken-Tuck-A.
MAGA Assy Massie
sonofsaf
Well, they call him MAGA assy
He smokes a little grassy
Yeah, and smells a little gassy
Yeah, to me he ain’t so classy
He’s a MAGA Assy Massie
Down in Ken-Tuck-A
Well, he’s hatin’ on the cops, hatin’ how he rolls
He’s hatin’ on the cops, drop it like it’s hot
My MAGA assy Massie, MAGA assy Massie
He’s my MAGA assy Massie
Down in Ken-Tuck-A
Well, he’s hatin’ on the cops, hatin’ how he rolls
Hatin’ on the cops, drop it like it’s hot
My MAGA assy Massie, MAGA assy Massie
He’s my MAGA assy Massie
Down in Ken-Tuck-A
Well, they call him MAGA assy
He smokes a little grassy
Yeah, and smells a little gassy
Yeah, to me he ain’t so classy
He’s a MAGA Assy Massie
Down in Ken-Tuck-A
He’s a MAGA Assy Massie
Down in Ken-Tuck-A
Tallahassee Lassie
Rolling Stones
Well, she comes from Tallahassee
She's got a hi-fi chassis
Yeah, she looks a little sassy
Yeah, to me she's really classy
She's my Tallahassee Lassie
Down in F.L.A.
Well, she dances to the bop, dances to the stroll
She dances to the bop, cha-cha rag-a-mop
My Tallahassee Lassie, Tallahassee Lassie
She's my Tallahassee Lassie
Down in F.L.A.
Well, she dances to the bop, dances to the stroll
She dances to the wop, cha-cha rag-a-mop
Tallahassee Lassie, Tallahassee Lassie
She's my Tallahassee Lassie
Down in F.L.A.
Well, she comes from Tallahassee
She's got a hi-fi chassis
She looks a little sassy
To me she's really classy
She's my Tallahassee Lassie
Down in F.L.A.
She's my Tallahassee Lassie
Down in F.L.A.
Never even heard of this song. Despite it being covered by both the Rolling Stones and Fleetwood Mac. It was written by Bob Crewe, Frank Slay, and Frederick Picariello. And performed by this guy named Freddie "Boom Boom" Canon... who's still alive (80 years old). I have no idea who these people are. So let's go with the Stones on this one.
Rolling Stones:
9-29-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA (Blind Melon opened... don't remember)
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (Pearl Jam opened... bad ass abbreviated setlist)
6-20-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA (AWOL Nation opened... whatever the hell that was/is)
7-4-15, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Indianapolis, IN (Rascal Flatts opened... skipped 'em)
Witness the riot deniers...
- Lauren Boebert of Colorado
- John Rose of Tennessee
- Andy Harris of Maryland
- Thomas Massie of Kentucky
- Bob Good of Virginia
- Louie Gohmert of Texas
- Barry Moore of Alabama
- Ralph Norman of South Carolina
- Matt Rosendale of Montana
- Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia
- Chip Roy of Texas
- Paul Gosar of Arizona
- Andy Biggs of Arizona
- Warren Davidson of Ohio
- Scott Perry of Pennsylvania
- Matt Gaetz of Florida
- Greg Steube of Florida
- Andrew Clyde of Georgia
- Jody Hice of Georgia
- Mary Miller of Illinois
- Michael Cloud of Texas
Please do not share this information with Thomas Massie (R-KY), former President Donald J. Trump, and/or Kentucky voters.
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