Monday, June 21, 2021

#474. MAGA Assy Massie

Kentucky "K-Y Jelly" Congressman Thomas Massie originally blamed Trump for the 1-6 insurrection.

"I think Trump is at fault here.  I watched almost all of his speech. I felt like it was inevitable."

Naturally, this abhorrent observation made the Orange Prolapse very upset.  But months later, sensing the wrath of Trump voters, Massie has changed his tune.  Not only did he vote against the 1-6 investigation, he doubled down and voted against the Juneteenth national holiday as well.  Talk about a cowardly, unprincipled about face.  Straight outta Ken-Tuck-A. 

 


MAGA Assy Massie
sonofsaf

Well, they call him MAGA assy
He smokes a little grassy
Yeah, and smells a little gassy
Yeah, to me he ain’t so classy

He’s a MAGA Assy Massie
Down in Ken-Tuck-A

Well, he’s hatin’ on the cops, hatin’ how he rolls
He’s hatin’ on the cops, drop it like it’s hot
My MAGA assy Massie, MAGA assy Massie
He’s my MAGA assy Massie
Down in Ken-Tuck-A

Well, he’s hatin’ on the cops, hatin’ how he rolls
Hatin’ on the cops, drop it like it’s hot
My MAGA assy Massie, MAGA assy Massie
He’s my MAGA assy Massie
Down in Ken-Tuck-A

Well, they call him MAGA assy
He smokes a little grassy
Yeah, and smells a little gassy
Yeah, to me he ain’t so classy

He’s a MAGA Assy Massie
Down in Ken-Tuck-A

He’s a MAGA Assy Massie
Down in Ken-Tuck-A

 

Tallahassee Lassie
Rolling Stones

Well, she comes from Tallahassee
She's got a hi-fi chassis
Yeah, she looks a little sassy
Yeah, to me she's really classy

She's my Tallahassee Lassie
Down in F.L.A.

Well, she dances to the bop, dances to the stroll
She dances to the bop, cha-cha rag-a-mop
My Tallahassee Lassie, Tallahassee Lassie
She's my Tallahassee Lassie
Down in F.L.A.

Well, she dances to the bop, dances to the stroll
She dances to the wop, cha-cha rag-a-mop
Tallahassee Lassie, Tallahassee Lassie
She's my Tallahassee Lassie
Down in F.L.A.

Well, she comes from Tallahassee
She's got a hi-fi chassis
She looks a little sassy
To me she's really classy

She's my Tallahassee Lassie
Down in F.L.A.

She's my Tallahassee Lassie
Down in F.L.A.



Never even heard of this song.  Despite it being covered by both the Rolling Stones and Fleetwood Mac.  It was written by Bob Crewe, Frank Slay, and Frederick Picariello.  And performed by this guy named Freddie "Boom Boom" Canon... who's still alive (80 years old).  I have no idea who these people are.  So let's go with the Stones on this one.

Rolling Stones:

9-29-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA (Blind Melon opened... don't remember)

9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (Pearl Jam opened... bad ass abbreviated setlist)

6-20-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA (AWOL Nation opened... whatever the hell that was/is)

7-4-15, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Indianapolis, IN (Rascal Flatts opened... skipped 'em)

Witness the riot deniers...

  1. Lauren Boebert of Colorado
  2.  John Rose of Tennessee
  3.  Andy Harris of Maryland
  4.  Thomas Massie of Kentucky
  5.  Bob Good of Virginia
  6.  Louie Gohmert of Texas
  7.  Barry Moore of Alabama
  8.  Ralph Norman of South Carolina
  9.  Matt Rosendale of Montana
  10.  Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia
  11.  Chip Roy of Texas
  12.  Paul Gosar of Arizona 
  13.  Andy Biggs of Arizona
  14.  Warren Davidson of Ohio
  15.  Scott Perry of Pennsylvania 
  16.  Matt Gaetz of Florida 
  17.  Greg Steube of Florida
  18.  Andrew Clyde of Georgia
  19.  Jody Hice of Georgia 
  20.  Mary Miller of Illinois
  21.  Michael Cloud of Texas 

 Please do not share this information with Thomas Massie (R-KY), former President Donald J. Trump, and/or Kentucky voters.


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