Tuesday, June 22, 2021

#475. Andrew Clyde Solution

My third, and most likely, final parody, regarding the sniveling Congressman... Andrew Clyde (R-GA). 

 


 
Clyde embraces fellow Q-Anon dip-shitted gun nut Marjorie Taylor Greene.

 

 

Andrew Clyde Solution
sonofsaf

Time and time the people bicker
Andrew Clyde is low and sicker
Pull your throttle and cum tomorrow
Propaganda Fox News borrows
Uh Fox News borrows

Kill the cops and kill the losers
Old, shithead for many moons
Puts his cock in asshole deeper
Pedophile and young boy creeper

Stop the steal, pigs will squeal, and be injured or die
What’s his name, Trump to blame, he makes Democrats cry
Fake news crack very whack just for what it is worth
Fuck you know worse than the virgin birth
The virgin birth

Donald Trump ain’t Aristotle
The creeper’s seducing Weeble Wobble
He’s watching you stroking pee pee
The creepers are few but there’s creeper in me

MAGA cause, fucking whores
Masturbation alone
Orange and red, Trump is dead
But still tweets from his phone
He has lied, Andrew Clyde is an asshole no doubt
He must go next time lose in a rout

Ah, you sheeple, you really know that Trump’s fat
Ah, ah you vomit, Fox
There is no doubt, Satan, Satan, Satan, ha ha ha

Time and time the people bicker
Andrew Clyde is low and sicker
Pull your throttle, cum tomorrow
Propaganda Fox News borrows
Fake news is cray
Oh, Fox News borrows
The future’s getting nixed, no crap, guarantee, no crap, fucking

 

Suicide Solution
Ozzy Osbourne

Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle and drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows
Away tomorrows

Evil thoughts and evil doings
Cold, alone you hang in ruins
Thought that you'd escape the reaper
You can't escape the master keeper

'Cause you feel life's unreal, and you're living a lie
Such a shame who's to blame and you're wondering why
Then you ask from your cask is there life after birth
What you sow can mean hell on this earth
Hell on this earth

Now you live inside a bottle
The reaper's traveling at full throttle
It's catching you but you don't see
The reaper is you and the reaper is me

Breaking laws, knocking doors
But there's no one at home
Made your bed, rest your head
But you lie there and moan
Where to hide, suicide is the only way out
Don't you know what it's really about

Ah, now people, you really know where it's at
Ah, ah you got it, fox
Get the flaps out, Satan, Satan, Satan, ha ha ha

Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle, drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows
Take me away
Oh, oh, tomorrow
It's never gettin' fixed, no flaps, nobody, no flaps, nothing? 


 

Never seen Ozzy.  So in my case, the Ozzman has not cometh.

Do not share this material with any of the following congressional parasites.   

  1.  Lauren Boebert of Colorado
  2.  John Rose of Tennessee
  3.  Andy Harris of Maryland
  4.  Thomas Massie of Kentucky
  5.  Bob Good of Virginia
  6.  Louie Gohmert of Texas
  7.  Barry Moore of Alabama
  8.  Ralph Norman of South Carolina
  9.  Matt Rosendale of Montana
  10.  Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia
  11.  Chip Roy of Texas
  12.  Paul Gosar of Arizona 
  13.  Andy Biggs of Arizona
  14.  Warren Davidson of Ohio
  15.  Scott Perry of Pennsylvania 
  16.  Matt Gaetz of Florida 
  17.  Greg Steube of Florida
  18.  Andrew Clyde of Georgia
  19.  Jody Hice of Georgia 
  20.  Mary Miller of Illinois
  21.  Michael Cloud of Texas 

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