#466. Rosendale

Allow me to introduce Congressman Matt Rosendale from the great state of Montana.

Matt "promises" to kiss the ring.  The Orange Prolapse appears quite pleased with this gracious offer of annularity.

 

annularity

an·nu·lar

 (ăn′yə-lər)

adj.

Shaped like or forming a ring.

 

Rosendale is one of 21 Republican members afflicted by P.T.S.D. (Pro-Trump Sycophantic Douchebag syndrome).  Him and 20 other of his esteemed colleagues just voted to say... in essence, "fuck the police."

The 21 Republicans who voted against the 1-6 members of law enforcement receiving the Congressional Medal of Honor. 

1.  Lauren Boebert of Colorado
2.  John Rose of Tennessee
3.  Andy Harris of Maryland
4.  Thomas Massie of Kentucky
5.  Bob Good of Virginia
6.  Louie Gohmert of Texas
7.  Barry Moore of Alabama
8.  Ralph Norman of South Carolina
9.  Matt Rosendale of Montana
10.  Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia
11.  Chip Roy of Texas
12.  Paul Gosar of Arizona 
13.  Andy Biggs of Arizona
14.  Warren Davidson of Ohio
15.  Scott Perry of Pennsylvania 
16.  Matt Gaetz of Florida 
17.  Greg Steube of Florida
18.  Andrew Clyde of Georgia
19.  Jody Hice of Georgia 
20.  Mary Miller of Illinois
21.  Michael Cloud of Texas

Rosendale (dance routine, no lyrics)
sonofsaf

Chippendale (audition)
Saturday Night Live

I've never been to one of those "male revue" shows.  However, I did hatch the idea of transforming the Woodsdale Long John Silver's into a male strip bar.  Simply alter the signage to read Long Dong Strippers and take it from there.  Cum on in!  Yinz Welcum!

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