During a 3-18-21 House Judiciary Committee meeting about the recent spike in violence against Asian Americans, Congressman Chip Roy (R-TX) felt the need to weigh in. Roy seemed eager to embrace the historical significance of lynchings.
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| (Left to right: Chip Roy, Melanoma, and the Orange Prolapse... experiencing mild discomfort/constipation) |
"We believe in justice. There are old sayings in Texas about find all the rope in Texas and get a tall oak tree," Roy said at the hearing on Thursday. "We take justice very seriously. And we ought to do that. Round up the bad guys. That's what we believe," he added. "My concern about this hearing is that it seems to want to venture into the policing of rhetoric in a free society, free speech, and away from the rule of law and taking out bad guys."
He further added, "No apologies" and "I meant what I said." Wow! Such boldness and bravery exhibited by a middle-aged white Baptist lawyer of wealth and privilege.
First things first, the "old saying" about finding a rope and using a tall oak tree is from the 2002 Willie Nelson/Toby Keith song "Beer For My Horses." And I should know. Quick aside --- I had a surprise encounter with Willie Nelson in 2006 in Queensbury, New York in the back of a hotel parking lot. He was performing in Saratoga, NY at SPAC). He signed my t-shirt.
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And I specifically remember Willie saying, "Chip Roy is a faggot who enjoys cum shots to his face." At the time, I found this incendiary remark kinda peculiar. Mostly because it totally came outta nowhere and Willie usually comes across as rather pleasant and subdued.
So when it comes to Congressman Chip Roy, and since Willie and I seem to be in agreement, let's dedicate my latest parody to Chips-A-Roy. The cool thing about this rendition of Aerosmith's classic "Dream On," is that you can substitute any of the current Republican Congressmen who have one syllable first and last names. Naturally, I have compiled a comprehensive list of these courageous proud boys. As you can see, many of them have already been immortalized in song.
Mo Brooks (R-AL), French Hill (R-AR), Don Young (R-AK), Ken Buck (R-CO), Matt Gaetz (R-FL), Chris Smith (R-NJ), Tom Reed (R-NY), Neal Dunn (R-FL), Mike Bost (R-IL), Jim Banks (R-IN), Greg Pence (R-IN), Ted Budd (NC), Bob Gibbs (R-OH), Tom Cole (R-OK), Cliff Bentz (R-OR), Tom Rice (R-SC), John Rose (R-TN), Bob Good (R-VA), Ben Cline (R-VA).
You can also use Senatorial names like Rand Paul (R-KY), Roy Blunt (R-MO), John Thune (R-SD), Rick Scott, (R-FL), Mike Braun (R-IN), Ted Cruz (R-TX), Steve Daines (R-MT), Mike Lee (R-UT), Jim Risch (R-ID), Mike Rounds (R-MT), Ben Sasse (R-NE), Tim Scott (R-SC), Todd Young (R-IN).
sonofsaf
Everyone likes to call me a queer
All cum shots to my face are for smearing
It turns me on
I don’t ask why, part of the con
‘Cause I am so gay
Nobody gives a fuck about what I say
Yeah, I blow I wanna blow
All the cocks oh don’t you know
I blow and everybody wins
It’s not fake news just a little spin
I’m proud of the crooks, praise low wages
Disease burns inflamed as it rages
I’m not a Jew, oh
And I sing I’m not a Jew
Cum on me, cum now you queer
Cum like a cracker, cum in my rear
Cum on me, show me your Milky Way
This pussy willow, politician is here to stay
Cum on me, cum now you queer
Cum like a cracker, cum in my rear
Cum on me, show me your Milky Way
This pussy willow, politician is here to stay
Chip Roy
Chip Roy
Chip Roy
Cum inside my ass come screw
Chip Roy
Chip Roy
Chip Roy
Cum inside my ass come screw
Chip Roy
Chip Roy
Chip Roy
Chip Roy
Chip Roy
Chip Roy
Chip Roy, ah
Cum on me, cum now you queer
Cum like a cracker, cum in my rear
Cum on me, show me your Milky Way
This pussy willow, politician is here to stay
Cum on me, cum now you queer
Cum like a cracker, cum in my rear
Cum on me, show me your Milky Way
This pussy willow, politician is here to stay
Aerosmith
Every time when I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face getting clearer
The past is gone
And it went by, like dusk to dawn
Isn't that the way?
Everybody's got their dues in life to pay
Yeah, I know nobody knows
Where it comes and where it goes
I know it's everybody's sin
You got to lose to know how to win
Half my life's in books, written pages
Live and learn from fools and from sages
You know it's true, oh
All the things come back to you
Sing with me, sing for a year
Sing for the laughter, and sing the tear
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Yeah, sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear
Sing it with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Dream on
Dream on
Dream on
Dream until the dream come true
Dream on
Dream on
Dream on
Dream until your dream come true
Dream on
Dream on
Dream on
Dream on
Dream on
Dream on
Dream on, ah
Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear
Sing it with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
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