Wednesday, March 17, 2021

#199. Biden Try Joe

Senator Joe Biden ran for President on three separate occasions (1988, 2008, 2020) before scoring the landslide victory against the Orange Prolapse.  Huzzah!  

(Well, you know what they say?  Third time's the charm.)

 



Biden Try Joe
sonofsaf

All the voters went for Biden Try Joe
Beat Trump’s ass now what do you know
A Senator from Delaware oh
That Senator’s name, Biden Try Joe

All the voters went for Biden Try Joe
Beat Trump’s ass now what do you know
A Senator from Delaware oh
That Senator’s name, Biden Try Joe

All the voters went for Biden Try Joe
Beat Trump’s ass now what do you know
A Senator from Delaware oh
That Senator’s name, Biden Try Joe

All the voters went for Biden Try Joe
Beat Trump’s ass now what do you know
A Senator from Delaware oh
That Senator’s name, Biden Try Joe

Trumpy violated all of the norms
McDonald’s the meals, so hungry and wrong
He got love letters a whole lotta fun
You wonder what’s in store for the Kim Jong Un

All the voters went for Biden Try Joe
Beat Trump’s ass now what do you know
A Senator from Delaware oh
That Senator’s name, Biden Try Joe

All the voters went for Biden Try Joe
Beat Trump’s ass now what do you know
A Senator from Delaware oh
That Senator’s name, Biden Try Joe

Four years of Trumpers it ain’t heaven sent
Proud Boys they can all go to hell, token, gents
Was a coup that day but the cops were the foes
Tried hard to defend ‘cause of Biden Try Joe

All the voters went for Biden Try Joe
Beat Trump’s ass now what do you know
A Senator from Delaware oh
That Senator’s name, Biden Try Joe

All the voters went for Biden Try Joe
Beat Trump’s ass now what do you know
A Senator from Delaware oh
That Senator’s name, Biden Try Joe

All the voters went for Biden Try Joe
Beat Trump’s ass now what do you know
A Senator from Delaware oh
That Senator’s name, Biden Try Joe

All the voters went for Biden Try Joe
Beat Trump’s ass now what do you know
A Senator from Delaware oh
That Senator’s name, Biden Try Joe

All the voters went for Biden Try Joe
Beat Trump’s ass now what do you know
A Senator from Delaware oh
That Senator’s name, Biden Try Joe


Cotton Eye Joe
Rednex

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

He came to town like a midwinter storm
He rode through the fields, so handsome and strong
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
But all he had come for was having some fun

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to Hell, broken, sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men 'cause of Cotton-Eye Joe

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?




I've never seen Rednex, the cornball Swedish techno group that released Cotton Eye Joe back in the mid 90's.  They mostly play the European festival circuit.  However, I have heard the song played countless times at Pittsburgh Penguins games.  Gotta be honest though.  I vastly prefer the Metallica Seek & Destroy intro music.

Please do not share this information with President Joe Biden, former President Donald J. Trump, Rednex, rednecks, and/or in the case of Orange Prolapse followers, orangenecks.

 

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