#155. Name's Jamal Khashoggi

Forgive me.  But when I think about fundamental human rights.  You know, like the right to not be dismembered and chopped alive?  Well, I'd probably be hoping that neither of these two schmohawks had my back.

(The Orange Prolapse and Prince "the has" Been Mohammed)

Likewise, President Joe Biden just declassified and released an intelligence report regarding the gruesome murder of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

Dedicated to Alaa Nassif (wife of the late Jamal Khashoggi).

Name’s Jamal Khashoggi
sonofsaf

You heard that my name’s Jamal Khashoggi
Very bad day between you and me
Love Mohammed and hate Salman Rushdie
Carvin’ up reporters from D.C.

We don't say Allah Akbar for nothin’
We like Quran jams and bitchin’ too
We kill those who act a little faggy
Like the Muslims near Ankara we'll all screw

Not just another Jamal named Khashoggi,
The Turkish embassy was not a ball
Still don’t like the Saudi palace in Riyadh,
Was hacked in many pieces blood on the wall

Flowing robes are still in style for heinous torture
Swords and jagged knives are peachy keen
Mercy lacking as they cut my balls off
And they laughed had no regrets were really mean

Not just another Jamal named Khashoggi,
The Turkish embassy was not a ball
Still don’t like the Saudi palace in Riyadh
Was hacked in many pieces blood on the wall

Was hacked in many pieces blood on the wall
I’m Khashoggi, diarrhea, DOA.

Okie From Muskogee
Merle Haggard

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street
We like livin' right, and bein' free

We don't make a party out of lovin'
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do

I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen
Football's still the roughest thing on campus
And the kids here still respect the college dean

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

 

Merle Haggard:

7-16-04, Jamboree In The Hills, Morristown, OH

Please do not share this information with relatives of Jamal Khashoggi, former President Donald J. Trump, Prince Salman Bin Mohammed, and/or any descendants of the late Merle Haggard.