#228. Kemp

Check out the new poster children for voter suppression.  

(Split screen from left to right: Groveling Georgia gubernatorial bitch and the Orange Prolapse)

It's Governor Brian Kemp (R-GA).  And he's cowardly signing disenfranchisement legislation behind closed doors, beside a crew of white KKK holdouts, underneath a portrait of a slave plantation.  Keep in mind, this is after Trump threw Kemp under the bus for lacking the courage to lie about Trump's statewide loss in Georgia. 

(Seriously, you can't even make up this slimeball shit)

Then, Kemp's private security detail arrests Park Cannon (D-GA) after she knocked on a door.  

They hauled her off to jail and charged her with a felony.  Her crime?  She knocked on a piece of wood while trying to shed light on a bunch of sniveling, Jim Crowing, orange prolapse worshiping, namby-pambies who were taking tremendous pride in subverting the democratic process.

Every time this news story is reported by the media, all of these individuals should have their full names listed... including the two pigs.

Let's go with the Sammy Hagar version and dedicate this parody to Martins Ferry, Ohio's Man-Boy-Love-Child.  Totally forgot that I was doing the whole "dedication-bit." 

 

Kemp
sonofsaf

Fuck you up, I am Donald Trump’s clown
The anal’s rough, I mean the roughest in town
And I blow, many dicks it’s surreal
My damn asshole’s set for lunches tossed salad I’ll squeal

Ah, I’m submissive and so queer
I’m a mother fuckin’ vibration’ machine
I am a drag lady queen
Ah, fuck Eric Saferstein.

Ah, vote Brian Kemp (Kemp)
Vote Brian Kemp
Go vote Brian Kemp (Kemp)
Go vote Brian Kemp
Ow, oh, hey, you
Getting fat?
Baby, why you mean?
The job that he blows
Like a blown up slice of foreskin

Ah, I’m submissive and so queer
I’m a mother fuckin’ vibration’ machine
I am a drag lady queen
Ah, fuck Eric Saferstein.

Ah, vote Brian Kemp (Kemp)
Go vote Brian Kemp
Vote Brian Kemp (Kemp)
Go vote Brian Kemp
Kemp

Vote Brian Kemp (Kemp)
Go vote Brian Kemp
Stick it in, Kemp (Kemp)
Go vote Brian Kemp

Kemp
Kemp
Kemp
Kemp

Jump
Van Halen

I get up and nothin' gets me down
You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around
And I know, baby, just how you feel
You got to roll with the punches and get to what's real

Ah, can't you see me standin' here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't you see what I mean?

Ah, might as well jump (jump)
Might as well jump
Go ahead and jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Ow, oh, hey, you
Who said that?
Baby, how you been?
You say you don't know
You won't know until you begin

So can't ya see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't you see what I mean?

Ah, might as well jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Might as well jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Jump

Might as well jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Get it in, jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump

Jump
Jump
Jump
Jump

Van Halen:

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pitttsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock)
6-23-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock)
6-29-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
3-21-08, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (horrible show)
3-30-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
7-28-15, First Niagara Pavilion,  Burgettstown, PA

If I was black man who played for the Atlanta Braves, or for that matter, was anyone affiliated with Major League Baseball in any capacity whatsoever, I would immediately petition MLB commissioner Rob Manfred to suspend the 2021 All-Star game set for metro Atlanta.  And if anyone asked, I'd light-heartedly refer to my actions as a "sporty boycott."  If pressed, just say it's your ultimate desire for America's favorite pastime to remain baseball... not racism and voter suppression.

Who knows?  Maybe they could switch the game to PNC Park under the watchful eye of the Roberto Clemente statue.  Such an action, would be a "brave" statement.

Feel free to share this information with Georgia politicians from either side of the aisle.  As well as Governor Brian Kemp (R-GA), his wife Marty Argo Kemp, and/or any of their three daughters... Jarrett, Lucy, and Amy Porter.  What the hell, let's expand the list to include any active members of Emmanuel Episcopal Church.  It's the preferred location for when this scumbag family chooses to worship and praise Jeebus.