#162. Op-ed Pence

Of all the leading Republican sycophants who disparaged Trump (Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, Rick Perry, Marco Rubio, etc.), the absolute worst has gotta be Mike Pence.  What a fucking tool. 

The Orange Prolapse directed a violent mob to physically hunt Pence down and hang his ass.  And now, just a couple months later, Pence wrote an op-ed in The Daily Signal about election integrity.  Just like all the other Republican Senators (minus a handful), Pence is now officially on board with The Big Lie.  Like I was saying, what a fucking tool.  The media should label him "White & Decker."

It's that patented, starstruck, glazed gaze of absolute wonderment and dreamy obedience.

 

Make-uh-me-sick.

 

Op-Ed Pence
sonofsaf

Op-Ed Pence, really wild,
Should be dead, that’s his style
Had wet dream, got no nuts,
What you mean?  I get nuh-nuh-nothing but the fake news from you
You fool me twice shaming for two

You know I ain’t worth shit, uh
Political biz
You know I ain’t worth shit, baby
Much less than a Jew, and I will be kosher too.

Paid my dues, big liar
Golden goose, Trump’s a buyer
There’s no hope, big ‘ol scoop
Richards Keith, beltway loop
Just keep the boat steady
I'm home schooled, rocking’ steady

You know I ain’t worth shit, uh
Political biz
You know I ain’t worth shit, baby
Much less than a Jew, and I will be kosher too.

 

Drop Dead Legs

Van Halen

 

Drop dead legs, pretty smile,
Hurts my head, gets me wild
Dig that steam, giant butt,
Makes me scream, I get nuh-nuh-nothing but the shakes over you
And nothing else could ever do

 

You know that you want it, uh
I know what it is
You know that you want it, baby
When the night is through, will I still be loving you?

 

Dig those moves, vampire
Set me loose, get it higher
Throw my rope, loop-de-loop
Nice white teeth, Betty Boop
Set it cool real heavy
I ain't fooled, gettin' ready

 

Uh oh baby, you know that you want it
I know what it is
You know that you want it, baby
When the night is through, will I still be loving you?

 

Van Halen:

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pitttsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock)
6-23-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock)
6-29-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
3-21-08, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
3-30-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA (Kool and the Gang opened - odd pairing)
7-28-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

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