#188. Lo

OMG, say it ain't so!  Celebrity superstars Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez called off their wedding plans.  Not to sound melodramatic but this news is utterly devastating.  Just so you know, actress J-Lo's net worth is about 400 million.  And retired baseball player A-Rod is valued at 350 million.  I'm guessing each wanted the other to sign a pre-nup.  Regardless, when I heard the news, I was pretty bummed out.  Hey I take these celeb romances pretty seriously.  We all should.  

Photos like these are important.  Because they're a reminder of how trivial the rest of the population is.  The peons.  The pissants.  The bourgeoisie.  Hmm, scratch that last characterization.  It sounds far too glamorous.  The Trumpers.  There, that's better.  Well... minus the Orange Prolapse himself of course.

(strobe warning, weaponized music video)

Lo
sonofsaf

Fuck you
Why don’t you care
So fucked up it’s you, ooh

Paid your dues?
Fuck your mother
Mother fucker too, ooh

She don’t care if you cry
She’ll be a cunt just for you
Not denied
Mixed not white
She’s not a Jew
Still screwing you too, ooh

Fuck you too
It’s truth or dare
She’s gonna fuck you, ooh

Fuck you too
It’s truth or dare
She’s gonna fuck you, ooh

She don’t care if you cry
She’ll be a cunt just for you
Not denied
Mixed not white
She’s not a Jew
Still screwing you too, ooh

Taking it as low as J-Lo
As low as J-Lo
Faking it as low as J-Lo
As low as J-Lo

Ooh, ooh, ooh

She don’t care if you cry
She’ll be a cunt just for you
Not denied
Mixed not white
She’s not a Jew
Still screwing you too, ooh

Taking it as low as J-Lo
(Low as J-Lo)

As low as J-Lo
(Low as J-Lo)
Taking it as low as J-Lo
(Low as J-Lo)
As low as J-Lo
(Low as J-Lo)

As low as J-Lo
Low as J-Lo

Ooh, ooh

Taking it as low as J-Lo
As low as J-Lo
Faking it as low as J-Lo
As low as J-Lo

Taking it as low as J-Lo
(Low as J-Lo)
As low as J-Lo
(Low as J-Lo)
Faking it as low as J-Lo
(Low as J-Lo)
As low as J-Lo
(Low as J-Lo)

Low
Foo Fighters

Hey you
Are you in there
I'm stuck outside you, ooh

We could use
One another
Another like you, ooh

You be my passerby
I'll be your one to pass through
Screws inside
Turn so tight
Turning on you
I'm hanging on you, ooh

Me and you
Going nowhere
I'm right beside you, ooh

Me and you
Going nowhere
I'm right beside you, ooh

You be my passerby
I'll be your one to pass through
Screws inside
Turn so tight
Turning on you
I'm hanging on you

Taking you as low as you go
As low as you go
Taking you as low as you go
As low as you go

Ooh, ooh, ooh

You be my passerby
I'll be your one to pass through
Screws inside
Turn so tight
Turning on you
I'm hanging on you

Taking you as low as you go
(Low as you go)

As low as you go
(Low as you go)
Taking you as low as you go
(Low as you go)
As low as you go
(Low as you go)

As low as you go
Low as you go

Ooh, ooh

Taking you as low as you go
As low as you go
Taking you as low as you go
As low as you go

Taking you as low as you go
(Low as you go)
As low as you go
(Low as you go)
Taking you as low as you go
(Low as you go)
As low as you go
(Low as you go)

 

Foo Fighters:

7-9-03, Chevrolet Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
7-26-08, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA  

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