Wednesday, March 24, 2021

#217. Claudia

Sixteen year old Claudia Conway, the daughter of Trump's trusted communications strategist KellyAnne Conway, was eliminated from American Idol yesterday.  Sad!

Claudia had this strange penchant for secretly recording and releasing TikTok videos of her mother engaging in verbal and physical abuse.  The clips are all over the internet and don't show mommy in a particular good light.  In fact, they made her look like a neurotic imbecile.

So, sensing the damage to her reputation, KellyAnne went into full blown damage control mode.  She concocted a plan.  KellyAnne got her daughter, who can't sing for shit, to audition for American Idol.  Somehow, "and then there's Claud," managed to jump the long line of vocal aspirants.  Go figure.

Anyway, the idea here was that the public would get to see the famous mother daughter combo in a more favorable light.  Joking and goofing off, lightly bickering, hugging, fist-bumping poolside, etc.  Thus salvaging KellyAnne's career in political communications.

I knew KellyAnne "Cuntbag" Conway was trouble ever since the day of the Orange Prolapse's 2016 inauguration.  Seriously, what the fuck was this?

Kinda like if the Morton Salt Girl bleached her hair and joined some splinter-fashionista, white nationalist group.  If this isn't the definition of "sinister uber patriotism"...

(What the fucking cinnamon toast?!?)
 


Claudia
sonofsaf

Claudia, you’re mom’s a fucking cunt now
She wants to be my buddy, skinnier than a fat cow
Still workin’ for the ass clown smelling farts and foul shit
It's kinda like a TikTok takedown, and the world's gonna know it

Let’s chop him and dismember, oh his body how it bled
Oh the choices of the dead calling, Claudia?
Claudia, lawsuits that he’s stallin’
Your mother wants to fuck you, she doesn’t wanna be free fallin’  
World’s biggest ass turd
News he’s faking is a crime, oh oh oh, calling Claudia
Claudia (Claudia), Trump is a fucking bummer (Claudia)
He thinks he’s gonna bury us (Claudia) and cast us all asunder (Claudia)
So let’s chop him and dismember, oh his body how it bled
Oh the choices of the dead calling, Claudia?

A ha ha, a ha ha, Claudia, the Tropicana clown
Does your mother want a coke line, or does she wanna be sleeping around
Do you think that Trump looks funny, seems like an animated cartoon
Feel his impotence limping today, his mushroom dick cuming too soon

And you really don't remember, oh his body how it bled
Oh the choices of the dead, Claudia
Claudia, lawsuits that he’s stallin’
Your mother wants to fuck you, she doesn’t wanna be free fallin’
World’s biggest ass turd
News he’s faking is a crime, oh oh oh, calling Claudia
Claudia (Claudia), Your mom’s a bitch a bluner (Claudia)
He thinks he’s gonna bury us (Claudia) and cast us all asunder (Claudia)
So let’s chop him and dismember, oh his body how it bled
Oh the choices of the dead calling, Claudia


Gloria
Laura Branigan

Gloria, you're always on the run now
Running after somebody, you gotta get him somehow
I think you've got to slow down before you start to blow it
I think you're headed for a breakdown, so be careful not to show it

You really don't remember, was it something that he said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line, oh oh oh, calling Gloria
Gloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?

A ha ha, a ha ha, Gloria, how's it gonna go down?
Will you meet him on the main line, or will you catch him on the rebound?
Will you marry for the money, take a lover in the afternoon?
Feel your innocence slipping away, don't believe it's comin' back soon

And you really don't remember, was it something that he said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
Gloria, don't you think you're fallin'?
If everybody wants you, why isn't anybody callin'?
You don't have to answer
Leave them hangin' on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria
Gloria (Gloria), I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria) that you've been living under (Gloria)
But you really don't remember, was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria? 



Never got to see Laura Branigan.  Believe it or not, she came to the Burgh just once back in 1985 for a free Independence Day concert at Point State Park.  She died in 2004 at age 52 from a brain aneurysm.  Truth be told, I had no idea she was no longer with us.  I did find it intriguing that the 2019 St. Louis Blues used "Gloria" as their official Stanley Cup victory song.  Gotta admit, it kinda grows on you.

10-4-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (St. Louis Blues vs. Pittsburgh Penguins)

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