#185. Cy Vance

Big News out of the Big Apple.  Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance will not be running for reelection.  

Well shiver me timbers.  What a blow.  Yet I'm pretty sure someone from the concrete jungle will summon the inclination to step up and give it a shot.  

Either way, feel free to sing this karaoke parody at his retirement shindig.  All yinz git in on it. 

Cy Vance
sonofsaf

Cy Vance
Cy Vance wants blood
Gonna rearrange
And not take the bite
I need you, you see
To fuck me, to suck me
To Jew me, to screw me
'Cause I’m not glad
I'm not that glad

So Cy Vance Cyrus Vance
Cy Vance Cyrus Vance
Cy Vance Cyrus Vance alright

Cy Vance
Cy Vance wants blood
Gonna rearrange
And not take the bite
Oh-ho, I need you, you see
To fuck me, to suck me
To Jew me, to screw me
'Cause I’m not glad
I'm not that glad
So Cy Vance Cyrus Vance
Cy Vance Cyrus Vance
Cy Vance Cyrus Vance alright

Oh-ho, I need you, you see
To fuck me, to suck me
To Jew me, to screw me
'Cause I’m not glad
I'm not that glad

So, come on Eileen, Vance Cy Vance
Come on Eileen, Vance Cy Vance
Come on Eileen, Cy Vance alright

Last Dance
Donna Summer

Last dance
Last dance for love
Yes, it's my last chance
For romance tonight
I I need you by me
Beside me, to guide me
To hold me, to scold me
'Cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad

So let's dance the last dance
Let's dance the last dance
Let's dance this last dance tonight

Last dance
Last dance for love
Yes, it's my last chance
For romance tonight
Oh-ho, I need you by me
Beside me, to guide me
To hold me, to scold me
'Cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad
So let's dance the last dance
Let's dance the last dance
Let's dance the last dance tonight

Oh-ho, I need you by me
To guide me, to guide me
To hold me, to scold me
'Cause when I'm bad
I'm so, so bad

So, come on baby, dance that dance
Come on baby, dance that dance
Come on baby, let's dance tonight

 

Donna Summer came to the Burgh twice in the late 70's.  Two shows at the Stanley Theater - '77 & '78.  I wasn't there but I imagine a good time was had by all.

Please do not share this information with Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance and/or relatives of the late Donna Summer.