#170. The Pope Show

Pope Francis is still hangin' in Iraq.  With his homey Nacho Grande Al-Diarrhea Asshola.

Sorry!  But this meeting is the pure definition of religious exhaustion. 

(E-gad, to be a fly on the wall.)

On an entirely different note, it's good to see these two "crum-bums" out for a night on the town.  

Let's hope this wasn't some random encounter.  For the sake of humanity, these two should eat dinner together on a bi-weekly basis.

You could even make a decent argument that Marilyn Manson is gunning to be the next pope.

(Let's be honest.  There have been far worse.)

(For example, Vomitus Maximus)

At the very least, the wife of the Orange Prolapse deserves some kind of "honorable mention" papal distinction.

 

The Pope Show
sonofsaf

You choose the way
You need to fucking follow
You burn in flames
The wading pools are shallow
The hell and fear
To rap you have to “holla” (pronounced hall-oh)
So I pray
For money to borrow

There’s no hope now with the pope show
There’s no hope now with the pope show

We’ve got some litty, litty ones
That wanna get you high
And they got gritty, gritty guns
Will cost you dough
Ammo you’ll find

There’s no hope now with the pope show
There’s no hope now with the pope show

They hate you when you think and discover
The incest, your sister and brother
They hate you when you think and discover
The incest, your sister and brother

Say prayers today
Religious panacea
So make the case
But before let’s kill the Jews
The hell and fear
Drink and driving bottles
Don’t be that way
So which god will I choose to follow?

We’ve got some litty, litty ones
That wanna get you high
And they got gritty, gritty guns
Will cost you dough
Ammo you’ll find

They hate you when you think and discover
The incest, your sister and brother
They hate you when you think and discover
The incest, your sister and brother

We’ve got some litty, litty ones
That wanna get you high
And they got gritty, gritty guns
Will cost you dough
Ammo you’ll find

Ammo you’ll find

There’s no hope now with the pope show
There’s no hope now with the pope show

The Dope Show
Marilyn Manson

The drugs they say
To make us feel so hollow
We love in vain
Narcissistic and so shallow
The cops and queers
To swim you have to swallow
Hate today
No love for tomorrow

We're all stars now in the dope show
We're all stars now in the dope show

There's lots of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low
And blow your mind

We're all stars now in the dope show
We're all stars now in the dope show

They love you when you're on all the covers
When you're not, then they love another
They love you when you're on all the covers
When you're not, then they love another

The drugs they say
Are made in California
We love your face
We'd really like to sell you
The cops and queers
Make good-looking models
I hate today
Who will I wake up with tomorrow?

There's lots of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low
And blow your mind

They love you when you're on all the covers
When you're not, then they love another
They love you when you're on all the covers
When you're not, then they love another

There's lots of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low
And blow your mind

Go blow your mind

We're all stars now in the dope show
We're all stars now in the dope show

 

Marilyn Manson concerts:

7-31-07, Time Warner Cable Amphitheater, Cleveland, OH

8-1-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

5-5-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

6-23-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

1-30-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-25-18, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

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