#187. Boozman

Senator John Boozman (R-AR) is one helluva straight shooter.  Regarding the January 6th, 2021 insurrection, he went on the record and said, "Trump bears some responsibility for what happened that day."  Wow!  Such a bold and courageous statement!  Arkansans should be proud of their heroic leadership. 

(The Orange Prolapse and Senator Boozman deep in the throes of prayer.)

Tom Cotton is their other U.S. Senator and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the process of launching her gubernatorial campaign.  Naturally, I have regaled them both in parody as well. 

Boozman
sonofsaf

One, two, three, four, one, two

Arkansas I’m the referee
Ain’t got no Jews, Christians you see
'Cause I'm the Boozman, yeah, I'm the Boozman

Can’t pay the rent my dick’s too small
Be thankful when I build the wall
'Cause I'm the Boozman, yeah, I'm the Boozman

If you like to vote, I'll kiss your feet
If you need to shit, I’m the toilet seat
If you’re goin’ to a go-go, we got the beat
If you like Arby’s, we have the meats

'Cause I'm the Boozman, yeah, I'm the Boozman

Now you see why we all keep score
(Ah ah, Mr. Donald)
Now you see what we’re fighting for
(Ah ah, Mr. Trump)
'Cause I'm the Boozman, yeah, I'm the Boozman

Better think twice before you lie (Boozman!)
Trump set the standard in your eyes (Boozman!)

'Cause I'm the Boozman, yeah, I'm the Boozman
You can’t see the forest for the trees (Boozman!)

Taxman
The Beatles

One, two, three, four, one, two

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet

'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Don't ask me what I want it for
(Ah ah, Mr. Wilson)
If you don't want to pay some more
(Ah ah, Mr. Heath)
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advice for those who die (taxman!)
Declare the pennies on your eyes (taxman!)

'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
And you're working for no one but me (taxman!)

The Beatles came to Pittsburgh only once.  They played the Civic Arena in the fall of 1964.  At the time, I was -6 years old.  They played only 12 songs, 4 of which were cover tunes, and exited the stage without an encore.   

Please do not share this information with Senator John Boozman (R-AR), Senator Tom Cotton (R-AR), Sarah Huckabee Sanders (puke-AR) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.