Thursday, March 04, 2021

#158. Wray Wray Wray

Another parody of FBI Director Christopher Wray...


Wray Wray Wray
sonofsaf

Step right up, step right up, come on gentleman, gather around
Let me tell you all about the son of Saffy wonder potion
It's guaranteed to give you unbelievable power

Wray, Wray, say what you think but don't use words with that inflection
Come, come, come testify but just don’t offer us inspection
In the chair, big game of truth or dare, hearing for you C-Wray (C-Wray)
Have no fear he’ll take an oath and pledge to reading for you queers
He’s testifying, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Yeah

You know, know, know where to go but don't lie about what’s better
You, you, you play the long game, Christopher, and send a letter
What can we do, C-Wray, to get through to you
Their blood’s on you C-Wray (C-Wray)
Sitting there seated in the big chair, C-Wray don’t be scared
He’s testifying, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, hee, hee, hee
What you say, say, say, what you say, say, say

You never ever curry when you chicken tandoori
You're dining on your own last meal
Examine my race, your fears subsiding

F B I knows how to play the game of words designed to screw you
C-Wray, Wray, Wray all the way that you'll see the world, as I do
What can we do, C-Wray, to get through to you  
Their blood’s on you (on you) C-Wray (C-Wray)
Sitting there seated in the big chair, C-Wray don’t be scared
He’s testifying , ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Wray, Wray, Wray

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, Wray, Wray, Wray
Ooh, ooh, ooh, Wray, Wray, Wray
Ooh, ooh, ooh, Wray, Wray, Wray (fire, fire)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, Wray, Wray, Wray

You never ever curry when you chicken tandoori
You're dining on your own last meal
Examine my race, your fears subsiding

F B I knows how to play the game of words designed to screw you  
C-Wray, Wray, Wray all the way that you'll see the world, as I do

 

Say Say Say
Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney

Step right up, step right up, come on gentleman, gather around
Let me tell you all about the Michael Jackson wonder potion
It's guaranteed to give you unbelievable power

Say, say, say what you want but don't play games with my affection
Take, take, take what you need but don't leave me with no direction
All alone I sit home by the phone waiting for you baby (baby)
Through the years how can you stand to hear my pleading for you dear?
You know I'm crying, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Yeah

Now go, go, go where you want but don't leave me here forever
You, you, you stay away so long, girl, I see you never
What can I do, girl, to get through to you
'Cause I love you baby (baby)
Standing here baptized in all my tears, baby through the years
You know I'm crying, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, hee, hee, hee
What you say, say, say, what you say, say, say

You never ever worry and you never shed a tear
You're saying that my love ain't real
Just look at my face, these tears ain't drying

You, you, you can never say that I'm not the one who really loves you
I pray, pray, pray every day that you'll see things, girl, like I do
What can I do, girl, to get through to you
'Cause I love you (love you) baby (baby)
Standing here baptized in all my tears, baby through the years
You know I'm crying, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Say, say, say

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, say, say, say
Ooh, ooh, ooh, say, say, say
Ooh, ooh, ooh, say, say, say (fire, fire)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, say, say, say

You never ever worry and you never shed a tear
You're saying that my love ain't real
Just look at my face, these tears ain't drying

You, you, you can never say that I'm not the one who really loves you
I pray, pray, pray every day that you'll see things, girl, like I do



Never saw Michael Jackson in concert.  In 1988, he came to the Pittsburgh Civic Arena for a string of 3 sold out shows.  At the time, I was 18 years old and in my freshman year at the University of Dayton.  

However, I have seen Macca a few times.

Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

Please do not share this information with FBI Director Christopher Wray, Paul McCartney, members of the Jackson 5, and/or the plastic surgeon who gave Janet Jackson her boob job.

 

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