#173. We're Harry and Meghan

An honest admission: the British Royal family makes me generally unwell.  As in sick sick sick.  

But I do like their unofficial motto... "Never complain, never explain"

It's a far cry from the Orange Prolapse's official motto which functions as a "rock'n'roll hybrid" (half Trump/half The Who).

"Always complain, I can't explain" 

(Trump appears confused at a Covid press briefing.)

A nasty black female reporter asked him, "Mr. President, what's the major difference between bacteria and a virus?"

Anyway, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle did an interview with Oprah Winfrey last night on 60 Minutes. 

(Couldn't honestly give a distant care or remote fuck.)

Instead, we watched switched it back and forth between the NBA All-Star game (always an amusing spectacle) and the Penguins/Rangers (Pens won 5-1.  4th place here we cum in the Transsexual, er uh, MassMutual East.  Let's go Pens.)

We’re Harry and Meghan (pronounced may-gun)
sonofsaf

We’re Harry and Meghan forgive
Whose race is dominant?
We’re thunderstruck but we’re here to stay
(Think of us as one)

Gave birth to ginger son, ask why
Lineage don’t confuse
Why are they mocking this ain’t much fun
(We’re Harry and Meghan)

Wanting the diamonds was a major plus
Dodging headlines press stay away
Hostile takeover, we will not discuss
Leavin’ so now we’re castaways
Much better

And what have we become, denial
Such nasty rumors spread
Proud of our race just say no Jim Crow
(We’re Harry and Meghan)

Wanting the diamonds was a major plus
Dodging headlines press stay away
Hostile takeover, we will not discuss
Leaving’ so now we’re castaways
Much better
Forever

And what have we become, denial
Such nasty rumors spread
Proud of our race just say no Jim Crow
We’re Harry and Meghan

We’ve Only Just Begun
The Carpenters

We've only just begun to live
White lace and promises
A kiss for luck and we're on our way
(We've only begun)

Before the risin' sun, we fly
So many roads to choose
We'll start out walkin' and learn to run
(And yes, we've just begun)

Sharing horizons that are new to us
Watching the signs along the way
Talkin' it over, just the two of us
Workin' together day to day
Together

And when the evening comes, we smile
So much of life ahead
We'll find a place where there's room to grow
(And yes, we've just begun)

Sharing horizons that are new to us
Watching the signs along the way
Talkin' it over, just the two of us
Workin' together day to day
Together
Together

And when the evening comes, we smile
So much of life ahead
We'll find a place where there's room to grow
And yes, we've just begun

Never saw a Carpenters concert.  Truth be told, I don't think they toured much.  And if they did, I seriously doubt they ever stepped foot in the Burgh.  The closest I ever came was probably watching an episode of The Partridge Family.  Err, scratch that... Joanie Loves Chachi.

Please do not share this information with Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, any members of the Royal Fam, former President Donald J. Trump, actress Erin Moran, born again weirdo Scott Baio, and/or the descendants of any Jewish carpenters.