#172. Foxx

If you're searching for an elderly stateswoman to promote biblical, pro-life, family values... then look no further.  Meet North Carolina's Representative Virginia Foxx.  

(Sweet Virginia!)

In what might actually be the most paradoxical moment in the history of the executive/legislative branch, here's the silver Foxx proudly approving of Trump's signing an education funding bill.

Imagine.  One day there will be a Donald J. Trump Precedential Library.

I was always surprised that the press never made a bigger deal about this specific tweet from back in 2016.  Aside from the irony that he was the actual president, it's a glaring reminder of the fact that the Orange Prolapse does not read.  I'm not insinuating that he can't read.  I'm suggesting that he doesn't read.  Big difference.  If you're in your mid-70's and don't know the difference between precedent and president... well, it's not a good precedent.  Or president for that matter.

And not a particularly good sign if you wish to construct a multi-million dollar library.  Hard to fathom any respectable Fortune 500 Company Board of Directors approving a generous donation to a future Trump library.  However, it would be a good location to stage book burnings.  Especially those written by the ghostwriters over at "Foxx News."

 

Foxx
sonofsaf

Bitties no doubt they are so depraved
Lives that have died did not defend
The worthless sound Nancy Pelosi
Oh, I know, I know you see
That you’d be better left for dead
Fuck what’s left of her street cred
Pour a double it’s all the same
The liquor’s waiting for my name, drinkin’

You are
You are

Snoop Dogg drops it like it’s hot
Rush Limbaugh and Virginia Foxx
Gonna get whack and smoke a bowl
Defund the cops put on a show
Suckin’ them better on your knees
The misguided zealotry
I’m afraid of the allure
Orange addiction all for me.  Prolpasin’

You are
You are
You are
You are
You are
You are

So why do they not care
Oh, no, why do they not care
So why do they not care

You are
You are

Home, home, CPAC is all I know
Home, home, CPAC is all I know
Home, home, CPAC is all I know
Home, home, CPAC is all I know

Clocks
Coldplay

The lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against
Have brought me down upon my knees
Oh, I beg, I beg and plead
Singin' come out of things un said
Shoot an apple off my head
And a trouble that can't be named
A tiger's waiting to be tamed, singin'

You are
You are

Confusion that never stops
Closing walls and ticking clocks
Gonna come back and take you home
I could not stop that you now know
Singin' come out upon my seas
Cursed missed opportunities
Am I a part of the cure
Or am I part of the disease? Singin'

You are
You are
You are
You are
You are
You are

And nothing else compares
Oh, no, nothing else compares
And nothing else compares

You are
You are

Home, home, where I wanted to go
Home, home, where I wanted to go
Home, home, where I wanted to go
Home, home, where I wanted to go

Coldplay:

8-11-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

5-3-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

9-26-15, Central Park, Global Citizen Festival, New York City, NY

8-4-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

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