Tuesday, March 30, 2021

#234. Kemp

Georgia Governor Brian Kemp?  Twenty four hours have passed since my last Kemparody.  And he's still a fucking scumbag piece of shit  No surprise there.  Regardless of how the boycotts and lawsuits pan out, the name Kemp will forever be associated with Jim Crow and white supremacy.  So what the hell.... I'll do my best to make sure that ignominious distinction sticks with him like Derek Chauvin's knee on George Floyd's neck.

And if you've ever been a victim of gun violence, like say for instance the second graders of Sandy Hook Elementary... Well, allow me to be blunt.  Kemp's favorite recreational pastime is spitting on the graves of senselessly murdered children while simultaneously mocking the parents for their kids having been mowed down.

(Does Kemp think gun violence is a joke?   Hint: this is his own campaign ad.)

 


Kemp
sonofsaf

Kemp’s ass likes bone sounds a little harsh
Anally effortless but gets torn apart
Stuffed up his ass was Kemp’s iguana
Got totally abused oh his bloody pajamas

He's Kemp, He's Kemp
Fuck him instead
He's Kemp, He's Kemp, He’s Kemp
His ass is red

Kemp triggered lives with great disdain
Even Cypress Hill says that he’s insane in the brain
Life’s not so bad but you can’t stand
Is Kemp an asshole or lendin’ a helpin’ hand

He's Kemp, He's Kemp
Fuck him instead
He's Kemp, He's Kemp, He’s Kemp
His ass is red

Kemp’s a wimp and homely not too much to love
Kemp invoked Jim Crow and flooded it with blood
His Good and Plenty’s he likes those sweets
Fast food is wrong but Arby’s has the meats

He's Kemp, He's Kemp
Fuck him instead
He's Kemp, He's Kemp, He’s Kemp
His ass is red

Brian Kemp wish he was dead
‘Cause he blows
Brian Kemp wish he was dead
‘Cause he blows
Brian Kemp wish he was dead
‘Cause he blows
Brian Kemp wish he was dead


Lump
Presidents of the United States of America

Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into lump's pajamas
She totally confused all the passing piranhas

She's lump, she's lump
She's in my head
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
She might be dead

Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the ones she got were sorta rotten and insane
Small things so sad that birds could land
Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?

She's lump, she's lump
She's in my head
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
She might be dead

Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove
Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
She spent her twenties between the sheets
And life limped along at subsonic speeds

She's lump, she's lump
She's in my head
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
She might be dead

Is this lump out of my head?
I think so
Is this lump out of my head?
I think so
Is this lump out of my head?
I think so
Is this lump out of my head?



Presidents of the United States of America:

3-19-97, Metropol, Pittsburgh, PA

I saw the Presidents of the United States of America only once.  Me and Lane Jew zipped up to the Strip District.  During the show, she looked at me and commented, "Saffy, that lead singer looks like a bug."  

Now long ago, I was graphically compared to an insect.  Specifically, a fly in in the form of Pittsburgh native Jeff Goldblum.  So you think I'd take great offense.  But I did not.  Either way, you make the call.




Please do not share this information with Governor Brain Kemp (R-GA) and/or actor Jeff Goldblum.

 


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