Tuesday, March 02, 2021

#154. Proud Boys Are Back in Town

Last month, the far-right group known as the Proud Boys was designated as a terrorist group.  But not in the United States.  Despite the January 6, 2021 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol, it was Canada which made the designation.  Interesting.

I was curious to see what would pop up when I googled "Proud Girls."  And sure enough, there's an MMA fighter named Tara LaRosa who claims to be the "den mother" of the all-female Proud Girls faction.  She even labeled the Proud Boys as "little crybaby pecker boys."  Ouch.



Furthermore, she claimed, “I am tougher than 99% of you alleged men.”  Probably true. 




Proud Boys Are Back In Town
sonofsaf

Guess who is probably gay?
The more they hate the more they pray
Grand Wizard and KKK
Many of them are so fat and lazy
Make lots of noise and plenty of sound
How they dream about ground and pound
They’re always lookin’ to throw down
That’s if they weren’t so damn lazy

Proud Boys Are Back In Town
(Proud Boys Are Back In Town)
I said Proud Boys are back in town
(Proud Boys Are Back In Town)
Proud Boys Are Back In Town
(Proud Boys Are Back In Town)
Proud Boys Are Back In Town
(Proud Boys Are Back In Town)

You know racial tension gets me red hot
You never know just what’s in store, fakin’ news a lot
Man I tell you that we’re old school, no forehead dot
Awake, don’t be dreamin’
So if a nigger picks on my race
Well, sometimes I’ll use bear spray and even mace
Man, we put them back in their place
Get our kicks throwin’ punches, together

Proud Boys Are Back In Town
(Proud Boys Are Back In Town)
I said Proud Boys are back in town
(Proud Boys Are Back In Town)
Proud Boys Are Back In Town
(Proud Boys Are Back In Town)
Proud Boys Are Back In Town
(Proud Boys Are Back In Town)

Dead don’t make a sound
Proud boys back in town
The dead don’t make a sound

Beastie Boy rappers make me ill
Wiggers lookin’ for a thrill
They’re just the type I like to kill
Make a wish upon cunt lips, you better spread ‘em
Nobody ever told us the difference between right and wrong
That’s why we think we’re stronger, and get along
Never admit we’re so dumb

You know Proud Boys ain’t got no friends
The boys are back in town
Proud Boys Are Back In Town
(Proud Boys Are Back In Town)
I said Proud Boys are back in town
(Proud Boys Are Back In Town)
Proud Boys Are Back In Town
(Proud Boys Are Back In Town)
(Dead don’t make a sound)
Proud Boys Are Back In Town
(Proud Boys Are Back In Town)
(Proud Boys are back, Proud Boys are back)

Proud Boys are here until the end
Been hangin’ all the negroes

Proud Boys are here until the end


The Boys Are Back In Town
Thin Lizzy

Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed boys that'd been away
Haven't changed, had much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy
They were askin' if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told 'em you were livin' downtown
Drivin' all the old men crazy

The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
I said the boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)

You know that chick that used to dance a lot
Every night she'd be on the floor, shakin' what she's got
Man when I tell you she was cool, she was red hot
I mean, she was steamin'
And that time over at Johnny's place
Well, this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face
Man, we just fell about the place
If that chick don't wanna know, forget her

The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
I said, the boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)

Spread the word around
Guess who's back in town
Just spread the word around

Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's Bar'n'Grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
And if the boys wanna fight, you better let 'em
That jukebox in the corner blastin' out my favorite song
The nights are getting longer, it won't be long
Won't be long 'til summer comes

Now that the boys are here again
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
(Spread the word around)
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
(The boys are back, the boys are back)

The boys are back in town again
Been hangin' down at Dino's

The boys are back in town again



Never saw Thin Lizzy.  They came to the Burgh on 5 occasions in the late 70's.  Played every show at the Stanley Theatre.  A little before my time. 

Please do not share this information with members of the Proud Boys organization, Tara LaRosa, anyone affiliated with the band Thin Lizzy, and/or morbidly obese lesbians (Fat Lezzies).


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