#210. Kanye West's

After 25 plus years, the original Karate Kid soundtrack anthem is making a triumphant comeback.  First, the Cobra Kai shit on Netflix.  And now it's that little poindexter kid in the E-Trade commercial.

I just read an article that Kanye West's net worth has suddenly grown to over 5 billion.  E-fuckin'-gad.  An imbecile of that magnitude shouldn't have a million dollars at his disposal, let alone 5000X that amount.  Hey now, have we not learned anything from the ongoing saga of the Orange Prolapse?

Kanye West’s
sonofsaf

Life is a test
And you take what you can
The billions gonna burn forsake it

Try to conceive
That you’re not smart enough
Yeah the stigma is rough to shake it

You are an Elf on a Shelf
A bozo you’ll concede

Piece of shit until you’re done
Your asshole always screams!

Kanye West’s!
A clown!
Headed for a nervous big breakdown
Kanye West’s!
A clown!
Headed for a nervous big breakdown
Kanye West’s!
A clown!
Headed for a nervous big breakdown

White’s not your friend
Unless you wear Depends
It’s the length of the turd known as stool

So stop farting aloud
Shouldn’t be so damn proud
When the shit’s in the bowl beside you

Wipe your ass and scratch your balls
And you will got to hell
You’re a faggot that’s flaming there
The game of show’n’tell

Kanye West’s!
A clown!
Headed for a nervous big breakdown
Kanye West’s!
A clown!
Headed for a nervous big breakdown
Kanye West’s!
A clown!
Headed for a nervous big breakdown

Kanye West’s!
A clown!
Headed for a nervous big breakdown
Kanye West’s!
A clown!
Headed for a nervous big breakdown
Kanye West’s!
A clown!
Headed for a nervous big breakdown

White wigger wop
Hip and hop
Is wazzup
Gun shot makes a pop (WHITE!)
Syndrome got you down (WHITE!)
Lay down there on the ground
So fucked up you know you got caught
Remember that you’re brown

Kanye West’s!
A clown!
Headed for a nervous big breakdown
Kanye West’s!
A clown!

 

You’re the Best
Joe Esposito

Try to be best
‘Cause you're only a man
And a man's gotta learn to take it

Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it

History repeats itself
Try and you'll succeed

Never doubt that you're the one
And you can have your dreams!

You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down

Fight ‘til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you

Ah you gotta be proud
Starin' out in the cloud
When the odds in the game defy you

Try your best to win them all
And one day time will tell
When you're the one that's standing there
You'll reach the final bell!

You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down

You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down

Fight ‘til you drop
Never stop
Can't give up
Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
You're the best in town (FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring you down

You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!

 

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