#230. Devin

In one of his final actions of 2021, the Orange Prolapse awards Devin Nunes (R-CA) with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. 

Nunes joins an exclusive list of abhorrent sycophantic scumbags.  Most notably Rush Limbaugh.  Rumor has it that Trump was even considering bestowing the same honor upon NYC serial killer David Berkowitz aka Son of Sam (via Zoom).   As he's currently serving a life sentence in the Shawangunk Correctional Facility.  Through the years, Berkowitz apparently discovered Jesus Christ and turned over a new leaf.  

But it was mostly about freedom and gun rights in a cynical attempt to massively trigger the left.  But fearing bad optics, douchebag aide Steven Miller put the kibosh on Operation "Son of a Gun."  No joke.  You really can't make this shit up.  (Even though I just did).

Dedicated to my buddy Tan Wrestler from back in the University of Dayton days.  Back in 1989, we rode a city bus to a FREE afternoon outdoor Warrant concert in a downtown Dayton park, bought a bunch of Mad Dog with our fake Kentucky-styled McLovin' drivers licenses (mine was Lars Ulrich and his was Tom Araya), chugged it all, and then stormed to the front row along the barricade "wolfman beserker style."  Lots of teenage girls were regrettably pushed aside during our move to the front.   

Devin
sonofsaf

He’s got some dick pics of your spouse
When you’re fucking he’s the whore
Not black or white just jaded,
And his asshole’s wrecked and torn.
All the wine bottles he uncorked
Used them to fuck his crack.
And Lemiwinks was found deep in his colorectal tract.

He likes to use more hair gel than the girls
Makes him a damn superstar in this foxy world

Devin is a faggot they say
Dildo up his ass all the way
That gerbil’s gonna take him away

How the Calgon makes him groove
Near the hole between his thighs
The orange prolapse stands beside him
Spouts more election lies
We all need to stand and fight
In ways it makes you weep
A flood of blood to construe
One that can make you seethe

He will always be a Hoosier fan
As long as they don’t send him to Afghanistan

Devin is a faggot they say
Dildo up his ass all the way (Ah, ah)
That gerbil’s gonna take him away
Take me away, yeah

Now he cries and screams and pouts
They call him a retard
Feminine instincts attack his gunt is filled with lard
He’s a total fucking ho
Who’s playing truth or dare
He’ll put the screws to you
‘Cause he doesn’t give a fuck ‘bout you

Devin is a faggot they say
Dildo up his ass all the way
Ohhhh ohhh
That gerbil’s gonna take him away
Lemiwinks gonna find his way

Devin

Whoah, oohh, ohhh
Whoah, oohh, ohhh

Devin

Devin Nunes is gay

Heaven
Warrant

I've got a picture of your house
And you're standing by the door.
It's black and white and faded,
And it's looking pretty worn.
See the factory that I worked
Silhouetted in the back.
The memories are gray but man they're really coming back.

I don't need to be the king of the world
As long as I'm the hero of this little girl

Heaven isn't too far away
Closer to it everyday
No matter what your friends might say

How I love the way you move
And the sparkle in your eyes
There's a color deep inside them
Like blue suburban skys
When i come home late at night
And you're in bed asleep
I wrap my arms around you
So I can feel you breathe

I dont need to be a superman
As long as you will always be my biggest fan

Heaven isn't too far away
Closer to it everyday (Ah, ah)
No matter what your friends might say
We'll find our way, yeah

Now the lights are going out,
Along the boulevard
Memories come rushing back and makes it pretty hard
I've got nowhere left to go
And no one really cares
I don't know what to do
But I'm never giving up on you.

Heaven isn't too far away
Closer to it every day
Ohhhh ohhh
No matter what your friends say
I know we're gonna find a way

Heaven

Whoah, oohh, ohhh
Whoah, oohh, ohhh

Heaven

It's not too far away

 

 

   

Warrant:

1989 (precise date and location unknown), Dayton, OH

7-15-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Whitesnake)

Please do not share this information with Devin Nunes (R-CA), former President Donald J. Trump, David Berkowitz, and fans of the thankfully deceased Rush Limbaugh.