So you probably heard the news. Piers Morgan... the British tabloid superstar, the Shepherd's pie shepherding stooge, the Make Great Britain Great Again Buffoon... well, he stormed off the set of his own TV show. He be actin' all "mad ass bitch ass" because someone loosely inferred that he's tormenting Prince Harry's baby momma Meghan Markle!
My interest is probably within the realm of what you'd expect.
Who the fuck cares? Who the fuck knows?
No More Piers
sonofsaf
The hole of my asshole’s very close to my thigh
I shit out a big mess and it stinks don’t ask why
A man of no fear he’s always coming under attack
A walk in the park when my producer is whack
I like to talk about the baby Jesus in a manger
Meagan’s face here, tell me, it’s okay to rearrange her, yeah?
No more Piers (Piers, Piers)
No more Piers (Piers, Piers)
No more Piers (Piers, Piers)
No more Piers (Piers, Piers)
(Piers, Piers...)
Trump never got passes but only now and then
At the crack of dawn is when I wake up to win
I am the man on tv fake news faking, time for my tea?
I close my thighs and dream about homoerotic queers
No more Piers (Piers, Piers)
No more Piers (Piers, Piers)
No more Piers (Piers, Piers)
No more Piers (Piers, Piers)
I have committed no crimes
Living for a grand perverse
Examine my past
I placed my hand on her bush
I ate all the stuffing and a chicken pot pie (I like, I like)
I'd like to remind you that I’m so pure and white
I’d be remiss want me to cum on your face
My behavior’s bold, who wouldn’t want it that way
I never wanted you to fuck my face, my cunt, with hard-on.
Retrieve the rubber from inside my cunt, I wish to enter here
No more Piers (Piers, Piers)
No more Piers (Piers, Piers)
No more Piers (Piers, Piers)
No more Piers (Piers, Piers)
I placed my hand on her bush
(On her bush, on her bush, on her bush...)
Ozzy Osbourne
The light in the window is a crack in the sky
A stairway to darkness in the blink of an eye
A levee of tears to learn she'll never be coming back
The man in the dark will bring another attack
Your momma told you that you're not supposed to talk to strangers
Look in the mirror, tell me, do you think you life's in danger, yeah?
No more tears (Tears, tears)
No more tears (Tears, tears)
No more tears (Tears, tears)
No more tears (Tears, tears)
(Tears, tears...)
Another day passes as the night closes in
The red light goes on to say it's time to begin
I see the man around the corner waiting, can he see me?
I close my eyes and wait to hear the sound of someone screaming here
No more tears (Tears, tears)
No more tears (Tears, tears)
No more tears (Tears, tears)
No more tears (Tears, tears)
It's just a sign of the times
Going forward in reverse
Still, he who laughs last
Is just a hand in the bush
So now that it's over, can we just say goodbye? (I'd like, I'd like)
I'd like to move on and make the most of the night
Maybe a kiss before I leave you this way
Your lips are so cold, I don't know what else to say
I never wanted it to end this way, my love, my darling
Believe me when I say to you in love, I think I'm falling here
No more tears (Tears, tears)
No more tears (Tears, tears)
No more tears (Tears, tears)
No more tears (Tears, tears)
Is just a hand in the bush
(In the bush, in the bush, in the bush...)
Ozzy Osbourne:
Ozzy Osbourne has performed solo in Pittsburgh a grand total of 15 times (1981-2010).
Now allow me to welcome you into the realm of Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
Out of the 9 Ozz-Fests at Starlake, I went inside for only one of them. Although I did admittedly scalp a few. And I had a few limo gigs up Boogertown Way as well.
Anyway, it was the 2004 concert. But here's what's really peculiar. Out of all the god-damn Ozz-Fests, it was the only line-up where Ozzy didn't show up. I forget what the reason was. Likely rehab or family illness. He might have skipped that entire tour. I forget.
So Saf, what's your point? My point... is that I've never seen Ozzy Osbourne live in concert. Considering my alleged rock'n'roll exploits, I find that to be a peculiar anomaly. Eh, whatever. Food for thought.
Even more bizarre, Ozzy's wife Sharon just went out of her way to defend Piers Morgan. Coincidence? Yes, I believe so.
Please do not share this information with "hot shot tabloid journalist" Piers Morgan and/or Ozzy Osbourne.
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