sonofsaf: #213. Florida Spring

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

#213. Florida Spring

Spring break alert! Curfew violations, public intoxication, etc. Over 1,000 arrests last weekend down in South Beach. Various racial backgrounds.

Winter insurrection alert! Fatalities, injuries, etc. Zero arrests at the U.S. Capitol over in Washington, D.C. All of them white followers of the Orange Prolapse.

Just an interesting discrepancy.

Florida Spring
sonofsaf

It’s a Florida spring break
Like to drink and drive, uh-oh
Listen to their cries
Doesn’t matter if you’re gay
We won’t go back to school, uh-oh
The cops are not so cool, no

You're the one whose covered in blood
You stepped in the dog shit
An all out attack and you’re jacking off and cuming out aloud
Vomiting is not so nice
Throwing up that Slim Jim
You will be arrested was there ever any doubt

It’s a Florida spring break
Like to drink and drive, uh-oh
Listen to their cries
Doesn’t matter if you’re gay
We won’t go back to school, uh-oh
The cops are not so cool, no

Boys were lookin’ to start fights
Everyone was freakin’
Then you fucked an undercover who was sucking on your bone
All the world's filled with whores
Wanna stick your meat in
The periodic blood, girl, your pubic hair needs combed

It’s a Florida spring break
Like to drink and drive, uh-oh
Listen to their cries
Doesn’t matter if you’re gay
We won’t go back to school, uh-oh
The cops are not so cool, no

Just cum, just cum oh man, oh man holla, holla back now, holla
Always, always order, reuben with extra sauerkraut
(Spring break’s a fake)
Spreadin’, spreadin’ they are, they are Covid, Covid germin', germin'
Like a twitter fake that wants to swallow up your cock
(All shake, no bake)
You’ve been, you've been twerkin’, twerkin' up a, up above
And your hips only, only moving to that hip hop techno style
(Hits from the bong)
Take a, take another hit until you’re fried
(It’s a cock)
And it’s sole purpose is to defile

So take a look around the world
And don’t ever ask us why
There’s a place in the whole wide world
F-Florida is nice
Florida is nice
Florida is nice
Best place in all the world

F-f-f-Florida spring, ooh-ah-ah
F-f-f-Florida spring, break
F-f-f-Florida spring, ooh-ah-ah
F-f-f-Florida spring, break

It’s a Florida spring break
Like to drink and drive, uh-oh
Listen to their cries
Doesn’t matter if you’re gay
We won’t go back to school, uh-oh
The cops are not so cool, no

Cold Hearted
Paula Abdul

He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes, uh-oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by the rules, uh-oh
Girl don't play the fool, no

You're the one givin' up the love
Anytime he needs it
But you turn your back and then he's off and runnin' with the crowd
You're the one to sacrifice
Anything to please him
Do you really think he thinks about you when he's out?

He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes, uh-oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by the rules, uh-oh
Girl don't play the fool, no

It was only late last night
He was out there sneakin'
Then he called you up to check that you were waiting by the phone
All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love, girl, with him there's no one home

He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes, uh-oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by the rules, uh-oh
Girl don't play the fool, no

How come, how come he can, he can tell-a, tell-a you're-a, you're-a
Always, always number, number one without a doubt
(He's one cold snake)
When-a, when-a he is, he is always, always squirmin', squirmin'
Like a little snake under-a e-ver-y-a rock
(No give, all take)
You've been, you've been workin', workin' on the, on the love
And he's been only, only playing undercover all the while
(One smooth sharp tongue)
Take a, take another, 'nother look into his eyes
(He just talks)
And you will on-ly see a rep-tile

You could find somebody better girl
He could only make you cry
You deserve somebody better girl
He's c-cold as ice
He's cold as ice
He's cold as ice
Stay away from him, girl

C-c-c-cold-hearted, ooh-ah-ah
C-c-c-cold-hearted, snnnnnake
C-c-c-cold-hearted, ooh-ah-ah
C-c-c-cold-hearted, snnnnnake

He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes, uh-oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by the rules, uh-oh
Girl don't play the fool, no