#169. Chao

Looks like the Inspector General has launched an investigation into former Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao and some of the wheelin' and dealin' with her family's shipping business.  No huge surprise.

Though to her credit, after the failed insurrection, Chao was one of the few cabinet members to resign (albeit still in relative disgrace).

(A smiling Chao with a semi-bewildered Orange Prolapse)

She's also allegedly guilty of making Department aides run her shopping errands.  You know, the usual stuff.  Pick up my husband's stool softener.  Pick up his Depends undergarments.  And so on and so forth.

 

Chao
sonofsaf

Chao, Chao, there is no doubt
Mitch is a bitch we could do without
Jah Mon, we jammin’ for you, Jah Mon

Chao, Chao, get the fuck out
Mitch is a bitch we could do without
Jah Mon, we jammin’ for you, Jah Mon

Guilty of crimes
No reason to be on the dole
From the far right
They really, really love Jim Crow

We must remind
They government is not your toy
Bled us bone dry
The goal was for you to destroy
The goal was for you to destroy (Chao, Chao)

Get the fuck out
Mitch is a bitch we could do without
Jah Mon, we jammin’ for you, Jah Mon

You gave us strife
And it turned out not so swell
You rolled the dice
Administration was a fail
Administration was a fail (Chao, Chao)

Get the fuck out
Mitch is a bitch we could do without
Jah Mon, we jammin’ for you, Jah Mon

Chao, Chao, get the fuck out
Mitch is a bitch we could do without
Jah Mon, we jammin’ for you, Jah Mon

Chao, Chao, get the fuck out
Mitch is a bitch we could do without
Jah Mon, we jammin’ for you, Jah Mon

And politics is no holds barred
When the blind lead the blind
I wanna claw your eyes apart
I wanna claw your eyes apart (Chao, Chao)

Get the fuck out
Mitch is a bitch we could do without
(Wanna claw your eyes apart) Jah Mon, we jammin’ for you, Jah Mon

Chao, Chao, get the fuck out
Mitch is a bitch we could do without
Jah Mon, we jammin’ for you, Jah Mon

 

Shout
Tears For Fears

Shout, shout, let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on, I'm talking to you, come on

Shout, shout, let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on, I'm talking to you, come on

In violent times
You shouldn't have to sell your soul
In black and white
They really, really ought to know

Those one track minds
They took you for a working boy
Kiss them goodbye
You shouldn't have to jump for joy
You shouldn't have to jump for joy (Shout, shout)

Let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on, I'm talking to you, come on

They gave you life
And in return you gave them Hell
As cold as ice
I hope we live to tell the tale
I hope we live to tell the tale (Shout, shout)

Let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on, I'm talking to you, come on

Shout, shout, let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on, I'm talking to you, come on

Shout, shout, let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on, I'm talking to you, come on

And when you've taken down your guard
If I could change your mind
I'd really love to break your heart
I'd really love to break your heart (Shout, shout)

Let it all out
These are the things I can do without
(Really love to break your heart) Come on, I'm talking to you, come on

Shout, shout, let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on, I'm talking to you, so come on

 

Tears For Fears:

6-13-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for Hall & Oates)

Please do not  share this information with former Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), former President Donald J. Trump, and/or anyone who has ever uttered the words "tears for queers."