#166. Seuss

The whole right wing incessant "cancel culture nonsense" is kinda getting on my nerves.  Whenever the subject arises, I believe it requires a single universal retaliatory reply.  How about??? 

"Dixie Chicks, cunt!"  

This is one of those rare situations where the word "cunt" applies evenly to males, females, transgendered, hermaphrodites, et al.  Anyone bitching about cancel culture gets the same treatment.  May I reiterate?

Morbidly obese ginger redneck from Sistersville, WV --- "I'm so sick of AOC and all her fucking cancel culture bullshit!"

See?  Now you reply with a... "Dixie Chicks, cunt!"  Feel free to offer an explanation too.  For example:

If Iran had the zoo?  Yeah?  So what?  I really don't even see the point. 

 If Iran had a zoo of what?  Zoo of lions?  Zoo of zebras? 

Surely you see my point.

Seuss
sonofsaf

Fuck you
Because your stories are so queer
Suck it
Prejudiced bullshit drink a beer
And baby
Children’s books are not for you

Baby, don’t say what you could
And baby, think about it twice
You know race is a playin’ card
It’s Doctor Seuss

Funny
Was not a bestseller for years
And baby
Start using all those fears
Baby
Children’s they will fuck you (fuck you!)

Baby, don’t say what you could
Yes, baby, think about it twice
You know race is a playin’ crad
It’s Doctor Seuss

And baby, don’t say what you could
Yes baby, think about it twice
You know race is a playin’ card
It’s Doctor Seuss

 

Deuce
Kiss

Get up
And get your grandma outta here
Pick up
Old Jim is workin' hard this year
And baby
Do the things he says to do

Baby, if you're feeling good
And baby, if you're feeling nice
You know your man is workin' hard
He's worth a deuce

Honey
Don't push your man behind his years
And baby
Stop cryin' all your tears
Baby
Do the things he says to do (do it!)

Baby, if you're feeling good
Yes, baby, if you're feeling nice
You know your man is workin' hard
He's worth a deuce

And baby, if you're feeling good
Yes baby, if you're feeling nice
You know your man is workin' hard
Yeah!

Kiss:

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