#181. Dak Is Back

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott just signed the second biggest QB contract in NFL history.  He's getting a hundred million guaranteed on a 4 year $160 million deal.  Not too shabby.  Only second to Pat Mahomes.  This definitely makes him a Top 10 quarterback.  But the only problem with that particular Top 10 list... is that he would likely be the guy in 10th place.

Also, he's coming off that gruesome ankle injury/surgery.

(Get bent!)

(This is the dawning of the age of Daquarius.)

 

Just kidding.  His real name's Rayne Dakota Prescott.  Although I think it would be hilarious... if his name was Daquarius.

Dak is Back
sonofsaf

Dak is back
Not smokin’ crack
A big black dong and an asshole crack
Sweatin’ profuse
Mother goose
A hundred million no doubt
Ain’t gonna leave me dry
Cowboys still worst and that ain’t no lie
We biggie size
Those fries
We gobble every one down like a grown ass child  

'Cause he’s Dak
Yes, he’s Dak
Well, he’s Dak
Yes, he’s Dak
Well, he’s Dak, Dak
Well, the Dak is back
Yes, the Dak is back

Dak is so black
Gotta big ball sack
Reminds me of a woman, with a big ‘ol rack
Yes, he came and sang
With his wang
He won’t take a knee if there’s no one to blame

So newbie read the faq
The skills he doesn’t lack
Is sick’n’tard of the bullshit crap
So you better bow
He’s not playin’ to lay
But if you wanna fuck you better not be gay

'Cause he’s Dak
Yes, he’s Dak
Well, he’s Dak
Yes, he’s Dak
Well, he’s Dak Dak
Well, the Dak is back
Yes, the Dak is back

Well, he’s Dak, yes, he’s Dak
Well, he’s Dak, yes, he’s Dak
Well, he’s Dak, Dak
Well, the Dak is back
Yes, the Dak is back

Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Crips and Bloods
Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, ooh, yeah
Well, he’s Dak (he’s Dak)
Dak (he’s Dak)
Dak (he’s Dak)
Dak (he’s Dak)
Dak (he’s Dak)
Dak

Yes, the Dak is back
Not smokin’ crack

Back in Black
AC/DC

Back in black
I hit the sack
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I've been looking at the sky
'Cause it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse 'cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat's eyes
Abusin' every one of them and running wild

'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

Back in the back
Of a Cadillac
Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack
Yes, I'm in a bang
With a gang
They've got to catch me if they want me to hang

'Cause I'm back on the track
And I'm beatin' the flack
Nobody's gonna get me on another rap
So look at me now
I'm just makin' my play
Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way

'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

Well, I'm back, yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Take my love
Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, ooh, yeah
Well, I'm back (I'm back)
Back (I'm back)
Back (I'm back)
Back (I'm back)
Back (I'm back)
Back
Back in black
Yes, I'm back in black
I've hit the sack

AC/DC:

5-15-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-15-88, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
1-7-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Feel free to enjoy my other AC/DC political parodies about Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez (AOC) and Congressman Tom Reed (Dirty Reed One Big Creep).

Please do not share this material with Dallas Cowboys QB Dak Prescott and/or anyone who has undergone multiple angle injuries/surgeries.