The Super Genius Mark Madden calls Pittsburgh wide receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster every name in the book. An idiot, a dink, a clown, a fool, AB Light, the Paris Hilton of WRs, a remnant of the toxic twins, and so on and so forth.
For what it's worth, I did enjoy the JuJu free agency countdown clock from last week's radio show. However, my wife did not. She thought it was gonna give her a seizure.
I do recall Madden explicitly stating that he was 99% certain that JuJu would not be resigning with Pittsburgh.
Maybe someone should tell Double M that it's Family Feud... not Family Food.
Smith-Schuster
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Smith-Schuster? JuJu, JuJu?
Smith-Schuster? JuJu, JuJu?
Smith-Schuster? JuJu, JuJu?
Smith-Schuster? JuJu, JuJu?
I resigned with the Steelers today
Eight million march of shame
Art said, "You can go fuck yourself alright
Too many reasons he wouldn’t say.”
I'm dancin’ back to the Corvette sound
Little Red and I don’t care
The Adderall Poppin’ Hunna’s in town
A game of truth or dare
Well, Smith-Schuster
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
I really do not blow
(Smith-Schuster? Juju Juju?)
Tell me, Smith-Schuster?
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
'Cause I really do not blow
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
Super Genius calls me a clown
Gotta go hit the gym
Facebook and twitter put the cell phone down
All the hits from TikTokkin’
I am black and it’s a stick up
Talkin’ smack is the way I play
Number nineteen is the best man
God, looks like the Burgh is where I’ll stay
Well, Smith-Schuster
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
Oh, Smith-Schuster
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
Come on smell me Smith-Schuster?
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
Alright who the fuck are Jews?
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
Smith-Schuster?
Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?
Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?
Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?
Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?
I really do not blow
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
I really do not blow
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
Come on tell me Smith-Schuster
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
'Cause I really do not blow
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
I talk the talk not the walk
Command no expertise
I post memes and I say what’s up
It’s kind of a god damn disease
I am a computer troll
And only have one wish
‘Cause you know I’m back on track to allow
A.B. Light TikTok bidnith
Well, Smith-Schuster?
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
Come on tell me Smith-Schuster
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
Oh, I really do not blow
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
Tell me tell me Smith-Schuster
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
Come on come on
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
Ah who the fuck are Jews?
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
Smith-Schuster?
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
Oh tell me Smith-Schuster
(Smith-Schuster? Juju, Juju?)
I really do not know
Oh, I really do not know
Come on tell me who is Ju Ju Ju Ju?
Who Are You
The Who
Who are you? Who, who, who, who?
Who are you? Who, who, who, who?
Who are you? Who, who, who, who?
Who are you? Who, who, who, who?
I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said, "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away."
I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair
Well, who are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I took the tube back out of town
Back to the Rollin' Pin
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin
I stretched back and I hiccuped
And looked back on my busy day
Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
God, there's got to be another way
Well, who are you?
(who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Oh, who are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Come on tell me who are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Alright who the fuck are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Who are you?
Who are you? Who, who, who, who?
Who are you? Who, who, who, who?
Who are you? Who, who, who, who?
Who are you? Who, who, who, who?
I really wanna know
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Come on tell me who are you
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?
Well, who are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Come on tell me who are you
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Oh, I really wanna know
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me tell me who are you
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Come on come on
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Ah who the fuck are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Who are you?
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Oh tell me who are you
(Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know
Oh, I really wanna know
Come on tell me who are you, you, you, you
The Who:
7-16-89, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
6-29-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
12-11-06, Value City Arena, Columbus, OH
11-11-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
3-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
5-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Feel free to share this information with sports radio talk show host Mark Madden and/or Steelers Wide Receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster. Since moving to Pittsburgh in 2015, I've had about a half dozen personal encounters with Mark Madden. All of them negative due to the nature of our conversation. On the other hand, I've had two encounters with JuJu. Both positive. The first time was outside Gate B at a 2018 Kenny Chesney concert at Heinz Field (him and his "posse"). We spoke briefly about my cybersecurity concerns regarding NFL stadium emergency evacuation protocol. On the second occasion, during the summer of Covid, I ran into him and his 2 "girlfriends" in Point State Park along the Allegheny River and we discussed the possibility of UPMC securing the naming rights to Heinz Field. Both times I found him to be a warm and convivial individual.
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