#225. Sein

Everyone's writing a song about something.  

So here is a song about nothing.

It's based on the scene where Jerry forgets his new girlfriend's name which coincidentally rhymes with a part of the female anatomy.  So he reminisces about his own past nicknames.  Including Jerry Jerry Dingleberry and Sein-smelled.  Definitely a Top 10 episode --- good 'ol Mulva, triangle art, and the Junior Mint.

Sein
sonofsaf

And the Sein smelled
“High-haired Kramer neighbors
Give you the eye“
So I frizzed my hair up high in the air
And gave mousse another try
He said, “Babu Bhatt’s from the land of Pakistan
No soup for you“
So I ordered n’at and said, “Soup’s where it’s at
Here’s an armoire for you“
Whoa

Sein smelled
Frank Costanza yelled
Mulva’s pleasant scenery
Titliest find
B.O., gestapo
Can't you smell the Sein?

And the Sein smelled
“Secret BOSCO cash advancin’
Bootleggers are white"
So I ripped off my shirt and howled in the dark
“No chest hair in the night
Invitation sent gimme a shout
For some Kenny Roasters chicken
If Maude was here, breathtaking baby face
'Man, you’re an orgy swinger”

Sein smelled
Frank Costanza yelled
Mulva’s pleasant scenery
Titliest find
B.O., gestapo
Can't you smell the Sein?

Now, father, mudda, was the breed
You puffy up that shirt when you go on TV
Uncle Leo’s watch, don’t work you see
That house in Long Island ain’t near

The Sein smelled, “And Mel Torme thinks you’re a retard
And you replied“
Uh

And the Sein smelled
“David Puddy is dumb
You’re in downtown so they say“
Run the race but I woke up late alarm clock took the fall
No chocolate babka today
So I got me a pen and a paper
Invited to a party to dine
No way that wine is better than Pepsi
Deaf B.L. is lookin’ fine“
Woo!

Sein smelled
Frank Costanza yelled
Mulva’s pleasant scenery
Titliest find
B.O., gestapo
Can't you smell the Sein?

Sein smelled
Frank Costanza yelled

Sein

Signs
Tesla

And the sign said
"Long-haired freaky people
Need not apply"
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young man
I think you'll do"
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that
Huh, me workin' for you"
Whoa

Sign, sign
Everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery
Breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?

And the sign said
"Anybody caught trespassin'
Will be shot on sight"
So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house
"Hey! What gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out
But to keep Mother Nature in?
If God was here, he'd tell you to your face
'Man, you're some kind of sinner'"

Sign, sign
Everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery
Breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?

Now, hey you, mister, can't you read?
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch, no, you can't eat
You ain't supposed to be here

The sign said, "You've got to have a membership card
To get inside"
Uh

And the sign said
"Everybody welcome
Come in, kneel down and pray"
But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all
I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper
And I made up my own little sign
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me
I'm alive and doin' fine"
Woo!

Sign, sign
Everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery
Breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?

Sign, sign
Everywhere a sign

Sign

Tesla:

7-14-18, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Styx & Joan Jett)

7-8-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Def Leppard & REO Speedwagon)

I had no idea that Tesla was so "yinzer-prolific."  Believe it or not, Tesla has come to the Burgh over 20 times.  Twenty one to be precise.  So when it comes to Tesla, I'm a "10 percenter."  Meaning that when the modern day cowboys come to town, I go check 'em out 10% of the time.  Ten and a half (10.5%) to be precise.

Feel free to share this material with Seinfeld fans and/or people who drive Tesla automobiles.  Gordonathon, I'm talkin' to you.