#197. Yang On Doodie

My support for NYC mayoral candidate Andrew Yang continues unabated.  It's as predictable as a fly on shit.  Or in this case, doodie.  And just for the record, "doodie" is the correct spelling.  Not dooty.

A great trivia question for you movie buffs out there.  What brand of candy bar resembled the infamous turd in the swimming pool?  Answer: Baby Ruth.  Interestingly enough, I've never eaten a Baby Ruth.  In the summer of 1980, I remember going to see Caddyshack (as a 10 year old, I'm pretty sure it was my first R rated movie).  That scene obviously had a residual impact of some sort.

  

Yang On Doodie
sonofsaf

Yang on doodie
Doodie, Yang on
Yang on doodie
Doodie, Yang on

Doodie in a Caddyshack pool it was brown (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
And everybody, yeah, it's the best shit in town (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Doodie and diarrhea just for you (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
'Cause you know, Doodie, girl, an outhouse for two (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
And I ain’t flushin’

Yang on doodie
Doodie, Yang on
Yang on doodie
Doodie, Yang on

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Give it to 'em (yeah)

Doodie, on top of the, world
I say urine not pee (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Doodie, on top of the, world
I say urine not pee, yeah, yeah (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Come on, doodie (come on, come on)
Well, come on, doodie (come on, come on)
Well, come on, doodie (come on, come on)
Well, come on, doodie (come on, come on)
Well, shit comes from food (come on, come on)
You know, shittin’ feels good (come on, come on)
Oh, shake it, bake it, make it, doodie (come on, come on)
Oh, shake it, bake it, make it, yeah (come on, come on)
Ohh

Yang on doodie
Doodie, Yang on
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yang on doodie
Doodie, Yang on
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yang on doodie
Doodie, Yang on

 

Hang On Sloopy
The McCoys

Hang on, Sloopy
Sloopy, hang on
Hang on, Sloopy
Sloopy, hang on

Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
And everybody, yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Sloopy, I don't care what your daddy do (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
'Cause you know, Sloopy, girl, I'm in love with you (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
And so I say now

Hang on, Sloopy
Sloopy, hang on
Hang on, Sloopy
Sloopy, hang on

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Give it to 'em (yeah)

Sloopy, let your hair down, girl
Let it hang down on me (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Sloopy, let your hair down, girl
Let it hang down on me, yeah, yeah (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Come on, Sloopy (come on, come on)
Well, come on, Sloopy (come on, come on)
Well, come on, Sloopy (come on, come on)
Well, come on, Sloopy (come on, come on)
Well, it feels so good (come on, come on)
You know, it feels so good (come on, come on)
Oh, shake it, shake it, shake it, Sloopy (come on, come on)
Oh, shake it, shake it, shake it, yeah (come on, come on)
Ohh

Hang on, Sloopy
Sloopy, hang on
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hang on, Sloopy
Sloopy, hang on
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hang on, Sloopy
Sloopy, hang on 

This parody was originally supposed to be called "Yang On Duty."  But the lyrical exploration took me an admittedly fecal direction.

The McCoys hit single "Hang on Sloopy" rocketed to #1 back in 1965.  When I was -5.  These days it's intrinsically tied to the Ohio State marching band.  Not a big Sloopy fan, as I'm generally opposed to all Ohio sports teams.

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