Sunday, June 13, 2021

#456. Wisconsin Johnson

Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson just had his youtube account suspended for 7 days.

Ron Johnson, and maybe Josh Hawley, are credible Trumpers.  All the others Republican Senators who praise the Orange Prolapse do so merely out of political expediency.  Making them either phonies or cowards. 

Johnson was deemed to be spreading Covid disinformation.  Promoting "alternative medications" like hydroxychloroquine and Ivermectin.

Johnson is one three Republican Senators who refuse to get vaccinated.  Both him and Rand Paul were previously infected by the virus.  So in their vaunted medical opinions, they've both achieved the invincible status of permanent immunity.  At least the latter purports to be a physician (ophthalmologist).  The other Senator, Mike Braun, believes the origin of the vaccine has something to do with abortion. 

Personally speaking, I have some serious issues with Johnson's account being censored.  Then again, I also have a vastly more tolerant perspective when it comes to freedom of speech.  Hard to believe, eh?  Who woulda thunk it?  

'Cause in the real world, Johnson and I are like two peas in a pod.  It's entirely different subject matter --- health care vs. asymmetric cyber-warfare.  But both topics do involve awareness campaigns about how to kill and maim individuals in a decentralized fashion.  His encouraging and effective, mine discouraging and preventative.  And both of us have been censored.  Him for a week on youtube.  My ban permanent on facebook.  The irony being that Johnson is a sitting U.S. Senator who is actively spreading lies while I'm just an ordinary U.S. citizen hell bent on telling people the truth.  The paradox continues to evolve...



Wisconsin Johnson
sonofsaf

Wisconsin Johnson…. What’s you’re problem
Spewing out words for Q-Anon causes


Conjunction Junction
(Schoohouse Rock)
Jack Sheldon & Terry Morel

Conjunction Junction, what’s your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.


Please do not share this material with Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI), Senator Rand Paul (R-KY), Josh Hawley (R-MO), Senator Mike Braun (R-IN) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


#455. Joe's Manchin

One of the longest running jokes of the Orange Prolapse's administration was regarding infrastructure.  You see, every week was "infrastructure week"... for a duration of 4 years.  But nothing ever got done.  Mostly due to Trump's disinterest and partisan gridlock in the Senate.  Simply stated, sewers ain't sexy.

So now, Senator Joe Manchin's unwillingness to vote along with his fellow Democrats is driving the Biden administration to the brink of frustration and insanity.  It's being hailed as a failed "Joemance."  But there's nothing Joemantic about it.



 

Here's what's really happening.  Mitch McConnell is just trying to stall any significant legislation for as long as is humanly possible.  Why?  Because infrastructure delayed... is spending denied.  First, he sends in Senator Shelly Moore Capito to bargain in supposed bipartisan good faith.  That gobbled up a few weeks.  But then all the negotiations gradually and predictably collapsed.  They were just "too far apart" on the numbers.  Now, the Republicans are bringing in a few of the moderates (Romney, Collins, etc.) to negotiate again.  The gang of hate!  Rest assured, this one will get drawn out even longer.  But it won't get resolved.  Probably due to "irreconcilable legislative differences."  Another win for Mitch.  He's just gonna keep dangling excremental shit in incremental movements. 

If you're primary objective is to halt major legislation, it's not that difficult.  You simply run out the clock.  You simply drag everything out so it moves at the pace of a turtle.  Hence it becomes a mathematical function of Mitch.

So here's how you fight back.  Chuck Schumer needs to bring a ton of legislation to the floor and FORCE  his colleagues to vote.  To take a stand and reveal their true selves.  

Conventional political wisdom is that a majority leader would never bring a vote to the floor if he/she wasn't confident in a victory.  Remember Mitch's fiasco with the Obamacare repeal?


Mitch didn't have the votes.  And in the end, that's what it's all about.  The numbers.

And time.  If you're Biden, time is perhaps an even greater enemy.

In this day and age, Schumer needs to start bringing legislation to the floor and PUT EVERYONE ON THE RECORD.  It's not as much about a winning record these days.  It's more about perception, future campaign ads, and the next election cycle.  Gun background checks, abortion, Covid, tax cuts for billionaires, voting rights, internet access, whatever.  Time and time again, polling demonstrates that Democrats are the clear winner on the majority of these issues. 

So make these smarmy Republican Senators actually do their job... and vote... and answer to their constituents and the media.  No more cowardly dodging and elusive behavior.  Make the Republicans own their draconian positions and failed policies.    

And yeah, in the short term, Schumer will lose some clout and political capital.  But in the long term, if history is any indication, the Dems should make up for it in the mid-terms and in the future.  Hint: the long game.  If that means exposing a few pain in the ass, publicity mongering, attempted power brokering Democrats like Manchin and Sinema, well... so be it.



 

Joe Manchin (instrumental)
sonofsaf

Lang’s Mansion (instrumental)
Waylon Jennings
 
 
Please do not share this information with Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV), Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and/or Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY).

Saturday, June 12, 2021

#454. My Meat Is Here To Stay

If I had known the Orange Prolapse was going to eternally exploit the living shit out of this Lee Greenwood tune, I would've warned him some 15 years ago out Jambo.  Not that he would have given a shit.  Perhaps a minor shat.

The dunce, the schmuck, and the WTF... in no particular order.


Envision these lyrics as more of an agrarian, patriotic, masturbatory fantasy.  Hopefully that helps.  Or in this case, probably hurts like the dickens.



 

My Meat Is Here To Stay
sonofsaf

When I awake at the crack of dawn,
A rooster coos for life.
And he has got some talons,
All ‘bout the farming and the strife.

We hate big city cars,
We think tractors are the way.
On the farm there’s lots of penis,
But they are not god damn gay.

And I'm proud to be an Agrarian,
But my crops aren’t fucking free.
And all the scooped shit and chicken fried,
Vegans don’t you fuck with me.
Vegetarians suck,
Up to you with their green shit all the way.
Cause I’ll scream and shout, I love my hand
My meat is here to stay.

From the Arby’s down the road yo,
To the butcher family.
Inside the hot dog beef plant,
Oscar Meyer ain’t free.

Extra veggies on the pizza,
DiCarlo’s ain’t okay
Unless you order your food a la carte
Take out is the only way.

And I'm proud to be an Agrarian,
But my crops aren’t fucking free.
And all the scooped shit and chicken fried,
Vegans don’t you fuck with me.
Vegetarians suck,
Up to you with their green shit all the way.
Cause I’ll scream and shout, I love my hand
My meat is here to stay.

And I'm proud to be an Agrarian,
But my crops aren’t fucking free.
And all the scooped shit and chicken fried,
Vegans don’t you fuck with me.
Vegetarians suck,
Up to you with their green shit all the way.
Cause I’ll scream and shout, I love my hand
My meat is here to stay.


God Bless The U.S.A.
Lee Greenwood

If tomorrow all my things were gone,
I'd worked for all my life.
And I had to start again,
With just my children and my wife.

I'd thank my lucky stars,
To be livin' here today.
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom,
And they can't take that away.

And I'm proud to be an American,
Where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died,
Who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,
Next to you and defend her still today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

From the lakes of Minnesota,
To the hills of Tennessee.
Across the plains of Texas,
From sea to shining sea.

From Detroit down to Houston,
And New York to L.A.
Well there's pride in every American heart,
And its time we stand and say.

That I'm proud to be an American,
Where at least I know I'm free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
Who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,
Next to you and defend her still today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

And I'm proud to be an American,
Where at least I know I'm free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
Who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,
Next to you and defend her still today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.




 

For the love of fuckin' Downward Facing Dog, every time I write a parody for this Lee Greenwood jingoistic bullshit, I gotta come up with some unique pithy comment.  Fuck that!  

On second thought, I used to live in the outer stretches of Oakmont, just across National Road from Greenwood Cemetery in Wheeling.  'Nuff said.

Please do not share this material with individuals who were raised in Wheeling, WV.


#453. Wheeling

Yet another parody about Wheeling, WV.  I'll probably do a few more.
 
Back in the summer of 1990, I was walking across the Suspension Bridge to my roach-infested apartment on the Island.  
 
 
And some punk kid emerged from the sun roof of an Acura and pelted me with a full can of beer.  He let out this maniacal Braveheart roar.  
 


The attack left me with a small bruise on my left shoulder.  The culprit was never found.
 
 
 


Wheeling
sonofsaf

Well, at the Downs you can roll the dice, casino isn’t free
Most of the town is white men who might be gay and not very sexy
Oh, there is no running of the bulls, just some nudity.
Nudity.

Silver and Golden Chopsticks fan, the Island we defend
Most of the town is white men that can annoy seems to be a trend
Oh, there is no running of the bulls, just some nudity.
Nudity.

Wheeling just stay away you know it tastes like bullshit could be
Jill’s Lounge cream and my sins will bury me
Monetarily

Bethany, is not West Liberty
When in Wheeling
Bums take dumps in the library, Rachel Worby had a symphony
Give us nudity

Wheeling just stay away you know it tastes like bullshit could be
Jill’s Lounge cream and my sins will bury me
Monetarily

Well they love Fox News and Hannity, be all that you ban be
Most of the town is white men who might be gay still not very sexy
Oh, there is no running of the bulls, just some nudity.
Nudity.

Wheeling just stay away you know it tastes like bullshit could be
Jill’s Lounge cream and my sins will bury me
Monetarily

 

Sailing
Christopher Cross

Well, it's not far down to paradise, at least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away and find tranquility
Oh, the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see.
Believe me.

It's not far to never-never land, no reason to pretend
And if the wind is right you can find the joy of innocence again
Oh, the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see.
Believe me.

Sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free

Fantasy, it gets the best of me
When I'm sailing
All caught up in the reverie, every word is a symphony
Won't you believe me?

Sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free

Well it's not far back to sanity, at least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away and find serenity
Oh, the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see.
Believe me.

Sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free 



Christopher Cross has only played Pittsburgh on one occasion.  Back in '95, he joined Eddie Money and The Beach Boys at Three Rivers Stadium.  Just for the record, August 15, 1995 was a Tuesday.  So I'm not sure that worked out too well from a logistics perspective.  Maybe if you threw in a Sleeping Giants or a Donnie Iris.

'Cause you know my motto...

Less Corona Virus,

 More Donnie Iris 

 

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Friday, June 11, 2021

#452. You Got That Wheeling Feeling

Whose heart is not overcome with romantic joy when Tom Cruise serenades Kelly McGilless?


I'd like to see a 2021 reenactment of that special scene.  Of course Tom Cruise still looks the same.  But...

 

 

From an aerial perspective, Wheeling Island looks kinda spermish.  And let it be known that I have witnessed the sophisticated mating rituals of many an Island Rat... up close and personal.  Usually involves a tepid can of Busch Light draft on a hot Saturday night.  

 


 

You Got That Wheeling Feeling
sonofsaf

You order Coleman’s fish every time with your bread separate
And Elm Grove DiCarlo’s with extra cheese is so delish
You're cruising through classic Hardee’s
But Arby’s, Arby’s roast beef me

You got that Wheeling Feeling
Whoa, that Wheeling Feeling
You got that Wheeling Feeling
Now it's on, on, on, whoa-oh

Now if you want Chinese there’s a golden and silver too
And if you’re driving through Oglebay is the park for you
But if you want to start frying
'Cause Angie’s, 19th Hole has no drive in

You got that Wheeling Feeling
Whoa, that Wheeling Feeling
You got that Wheeling Feeling
Now it's on, on, on, whoa-oh

Moondog, Moondog, I’d take Pig Path shortcut with you
If Ye Olde Alpha served me Greek wings ranch or blue, yeah
We have a race, a race, a race you should run in late May
Just don't, don't, don't, don't Nutting it away

OV, MC, OV, MC
I beg you please, please, please, please  
They need your blood, need your blood
They need your blood, They need your blood
And Chicken Neck’s wack, and Chicken Neck’s wack
Chicken Neck’s wack, Chicken Neck’s wack

Bring back that Wheeling Feeling
Whoa, that Wheeling Feeling
Bring back that Wheeling Feeling
'Cause it's on, on, on
And it’s never gone, whoa-oh

Bring back that Wheeling Feeling
Whoa, that Wheeling Feeling
Bring back that Wheeling Feeling
'Cause it's on, on, on


You Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’
Righteous Brothers

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips
You're trying hard not to show it
But baby, baby I know it

You lost that lovin' feelin'
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
You lost that lovin' feelin'
Now it's gone, gone, gone, whoa-oh

Now there's no welcome look in your eyes when I reach for you
And now you're starting to criticize little things I do
It makes me just feel like crying
'Cause baby, something beautiful's dyin'

You lost that lovin' feelin'
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
You lost that lovin' feelin'
Now it's gone, gone, gone, whoa-oh

Baby, baby, I'd get down on my knees for you
If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah
We had a love, a love, a love you don't find everyday
So don't, don't, don't, don't let it slip away

Baby, baby, baby, baby
I beg you please, please, please, please
I need your love, need your love
I need your love, I need your love
So bring it on back, so bring it on back
Bring it on back, bring it on back

Bring back that lovin' feelin'
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
Bring back that lovin' feelin'
'Cause it's gone, gone, gone
And I can't go on, whoa-oh

Bring back that lovin' feelin'
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
Bring back that lovin' feelin'
'Cause it's gone, gone, gone



The Righteous Brothers played Pittsburgh only once.  Back in 1967 at the Civic Arena.  At the time, I was negative 3 years old and have zero recollection.

If anyone out there is interested in purchasing the highly coveted WheelingFeeling.com domain name, drop me a line.  I know the guy who owns it.

Please do not share this material with people who reside in Wheeling, WV.


#451. I Am From Wheeling

I'm gonna take a stab at a few songs about my hometown of Wheeling.  Not Arkansas.  Not Illinois.  Not Indiana.  Not Louisiana.  Not Missouri.  

Straight outta West Virginia.  Huzzah.  


And you know what that means.  Explicit lyrics warning regarding a few crusty bitches and a hand full of rag tags (mark :52).  Someone might wish to alert Tipper Gore, or at a bare minimum, Al.

 


 

I Am From Wheeling
sonofsaf

I wanted some Colemans center part of town
Fish with bread separate’s the only way
Big Rax Roast Beef and me got along
Get me some wings 19th Hole today

Yo I am from Wheeling
(I am from Wheeling)
P.A. and Ohio are very gay
(I am from Wheeling)
And My Clubbin’s creamin’
(I am from Wheeling)
'Til I see Moondoggie ride away
I see my Moondoggie ridin’ away

The Wheeling Island makes people frown
That exit zero you cannot deny
Captain Floating Ed’s has drank and drowned
The Eagle was fun but just don’t ask why

Yo I am from Wheeling
(I am from Wheeling)
P.A. and Ohio are very gay
(I am from Wheeling)
And My Clubbin’s creamin’
(I am from Wheeling)
'Til I see Moondoggie ride away
I see my Moondoggie ridin’ away

Bleifus Tires are being sold
In Trailor-delphia, there’s much dismay
We'd run though The Office Hawley fo sho
DiCarlos has pepperoni hey
Square pizza yay

Yo I am from Wheeling
(I am from Wheeling)
P.A. and Ohio are very gay
(I am from Wheeling)
And My Clubbin’s creamin’
(I am from Wheeling)
'Til I see Moondoggie ride away


More Than A Feeling
Boston

I looked out this morning and the sun was gone
Turned on some music to start my day
I lost myself in a familiar song
I closed my eyes and I slipped away

It's more than a feeling
(more than a feeling)
When I hear that old song they used to play
(more than a feeling)
And I begin dreaming
(more than a feeling)
'Til I see Marianne walk away
I see my Marianne walkin' away

So many people have come and gone
Their faces fade as the years go by
Yet I still recall as I wander on
As clear as the sun in the summer sky

It's more than a feeling
(more than a feeling)
When I hear that old song they used to play
(more than a feeling)
And I begin dreaming
(more than a feeling)
'Til I see Marianne walk away
I see my Marianne walkin' away

When I'm tired and thinking cold
I hide in my music, forget the day
And dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped away

It's more than a feeling
(more than a feeling)
When I hear that old song they used to play
(more than a feeling)
And I begin dreaming
(more than a feeling)
'Til I see Marianne walk away 



Have I ever seen the band Boston?  I honestly can't say for sure.  If I did, it was at Star Lake.  For some reason, I have this vague recollection of them playing "Amanda" while I was hangin' on the lawn with my friend Amanda.

Crazy coincidence.  Yesterday afternoon, I was walking along the Allegheny River Walk and scribbling out the lyrics to "I Am From Wheeling."  Just as I walked by the ballpark's outfield, "More Than A Feeling" came across the PNC Park speakers.

I've only been to Boston once.  When I was a little kid.  I've seen the Patriots and Bruins on multiple occasions.  Even a few Red Sox games since the inception of MLB interleague play.  But I have absolutely zero desire to do a "tangentially-related" hard count.

Please do not share this material with residents of Wheeling, WV.

Wednesday, June 09, 2021

#450. Bad Brown Callie

There are currently 8 female coaches in the NFL.  One of them is Cleveland's Callie Brownson.   She pleaded "no contest" to a recent DUI.  

Rumor has it they hired her mostly based on her last name.  Cue the irony.  Oh 'dem Brownies.

You know... Son of Brown.  Son of Saf.  Son of shit.  Son of piss.

Today,  she got "suspended" by the Browns.  For what it's worth, her job title was "Chief of Staff."  Not sure what exactly that means in pro football jargon.

 

Mask or no mask, cue the Aerosmith.  Uh, dude looks like a lady.



 

Bad Brown Callie
sonofsaf

You don't have a dick that's long
You're doubling up on that B.A.C.
Time to install the blow and go
But pleading no contest is better than guilty
With no jail time indeed

Bad Brown Callie, you're causin' the Browns harm
You might need the services of a Jew
Bad Brown Callie, you're worse than Warren Moon
If she only had a dong wouldn't have been screwed

Fortunate nobody died
She blew a .21 (point two one) sealed with love
Cops and all their bullshit lies, leavin' her in tatters
She was not guilty.  No jail time indeed

Bad Brown Callie, you're causin' the Browns harm
You might need the services of a Jew
Bad Brown Callie, you're worse than Warren Moon
If she only had a dong wouldn't have been screwed

I'm just so glad that I am white
Cops could have Derek Chauvined me
The police made me beg and cry
This Brown has a big 'ol frown she’s not guilty
With no jail time indeed

Bad Brown Callie, you're causin' the Browns harm
You might need the services of a Jew
Bad Brown Callie, you're worse than Warren Moon
If she only had a dong wouldn't have been screwed
Bad Brown Callie, you're causin' the Browns harm
You might need the services of a Jew
Bad Brown Callie, you're worse than Warren Moon
If she only had a dong wouldn't have been screwed

 

Lay Down Sally
Eric Clapton

There is nothing that is wrong
In wanting you to stay here with me
I know you've got somewhere to go
But won't you make yourself at home and stay with me?
And don't you ever leave

Lay down, Sally, and rest here in my arms
Don't you think you want someone to talk to?
Lay down, Sally, no need to leave so soon
I've been trying all night long just to talk to you

Sun ain't nearly on the rise
We still got the moon and stars above
Underneath the velvet skies, love is all that matters
Won't you stay with me? Don't you ever leave

Lay down, Sally, and rest here in my arms
Don't you think you want someone to talk to?
Lay down, Sally, and no need to leave so soon
I've been trying all night long just to talk to you

I long to see the morning light
Color in your face so dreamily
So don't you go and say goodbye
You can lay your worries down and stay with me
And don't you ever leave

Lay down, Sally, and rest here in my arms
Don't you think you want someone to talk to?
Lay down, Sally, there's no need to leave so soon
I've been trying all night long just to talk to you
Lay down, Sally, and rest here in my arms
Don't you think you want someone to talk to?
Lay down, Sally, there's no need to leave so soon
I've been trying all night long just to talk to you 


 

Eric Clapton:

4-6-13, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

 

Cleveland Browns:

10-22-00, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

9-16-01, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

11-13-05, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

11-11-07, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

12-29-13, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

9-7-14, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

11-15-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

1-1-17, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

12-31-17, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

10-28-18, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

12-1-19, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

 

Please do not share this information with Eric Clapton, Callie Brownson, and/or Gordonathon (when asked if she can bring desert, he tells my wife, "Just make your god damn pot brownies!")


#449. Sidney Who's Blinding White

Sidney Powell is the ex-Trump attorney who basically testified that if you believed her lies about the 2020 election outcome... well, you're an idiot.  This was her actual defense.  That no reasonable person would believe a word she said.  Hey, it's a new twist in the practice of law.  Predicated on the Derek "I didn't kill George Floyd, he died of natural causes" defense.

But what most people don't realize is that this pasty albino, this verbally decrepit vanilla honky, who once led the defense of the Orange Prolapse... is now a leading Republican fashion icon.

 

These days she's going for a hip biker approach. 

Sidney the Kidney talks with conservative talk show host Doug Billings about Trump's inevitable "reinstatement" in August.

Straight outta Sturgis, eh?  NASCAR eat your heart out.  Destination trend-spotting Toledo.

Forgive the skepticism.  But her new look seems a wee bit fabricated. 


 

Sidney Who’s Blinding White
sonofsaf

This whore has come, to steal the vote
Gonna put on the greatest show
Know when to say when
Don’t have a cow

Blow a fart, milky thighs
It’s Sidney here to tell you lies
Fox is lying to the unwise
Don’t make a big fuss

I’m the attorney my judgement’s sound
Hold this ship steady don’t run aground

Oh, you’re not so Powell-full that’s right
You’re the Sidney who’s blinding white

She’s built like a giraffe
Drinkin’ wine by the half-carafe
Small dicks, orange prolapses
Don’t mean to sound Trumpy

She’s had trouble getting laid
Even with the money she’s made
How ‘bout some nudity for you and me
So you want some nudity ‘lil K-Street two for tea

I’m the attorney my judgement’s sound
Hold this ship steady don’t run aground

Oh, you’re not so Powell-full that’s right
You’re the Sidney who’s blinding white

Crime, crime, crime, crime, crime
So it was all a sham  
But crime is the only way in this land

Oh, you’re not so Powell-full that’s right
Oh, you’re not so Powell-full that’s right
Oh, you’re not so Powell-full that’s right
You’re the Sidney who’s blinding white

The less I blow, the more you squeal
Blow job whore, tits aren’t real
Richard Simmons folklore the deal-a-meal
Publicly

 

City of Blinding Lights
U2

The more you see, the less you know
The less you find out as you go
I knew much more then
Than I do now

Neon-heart, day-glow eyes
A city lit by fireflies
They're advertising in the skies
For people like us

And I miss you when you're not around
I'm getting ready to leave the ground

Oh, you look so beautiful tonight
In the city of blinding lights

Don't look before you laugh
Look ugly in a photograph
Flash bulbs, purple irises
The camera can't see

I've seen you walk unafraid
I've seen you in the clothes you made
Can you see the beauty inside of me?
What happened to the beauty I had inside of me?

And I miss you when you're not around
I'm getting ready to leave the ground

Oh, you look so beautiful tonight
In the city of blinding lights

Time, time, time, time, time
Won't leave me as I am
But time won't take the boy out of this man

Oh, you look so beautiful tonight
Oh, you look so beautiful tonight
Oh, you look so beautiful tonight
In the city of blinding lights

The more you know, the less you feel
Some pray for, others steal
Blessings are not just for the ones who kneel
Luckily 



Some great footage from HBO's Entourage.

U2:

5-22-97, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

5-6-01, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

7-26-11, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

6-17-17, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with Sidney Powell and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

Tuesday, June 08, 2021

#448. Reigning Budd

In 2022, if Congressman Ted Budd ends up the winning the U.S. Senate seat, North Carolina residents will be required to adapt to life under the 'Reign of Budd.'

The Orange Prolapse offers an endorsement as well as his condescendingly patented, shit-eating grin.



Reigning Budd
sonofsaf

Swing state territory
A worthless project, denied
Living in denial
Never dream of repentance
Hear cries from Trump instead
The Orange Prolapse brings fear
Kill them you’ll see, LGBT queers
Come polish the knob of his bone

Up your ass so, sodomize his ass at last
Machine guns many
Ammunition ripping through love
Conflating the Senate with denial
Your crime’s here to stay

Reigning Budd
It’s a baby killing lie
Blood of pro-lifer
Dictating his culture
Build the wall reigning Budd


Raining Blood
Slayer

Trapped in purgatory
A lifeless object, alive
Awaiting reprisal
Death will be their acquittance
The sky is turning red
Return to power draws near
Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears
Abolish the rules made of stone

Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past
Betrayed by many
Now ornaments dripping above
Awaiting the hour of reprisal
Your time slips away

Raining blood
From a lacerated sky
Bleeding its horror
Creating my structure
Now I shall reign in blood




Slayer:

11-17-88, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (w/ Motorhead & Overkill)

10-26-03, Rostraver Ice Garden, Belle Vernon, PA

8-28-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Ozz Fest)

7-31-07, Time Warner Cable Amphitheater, Cleveland, OH (opened for Marilyn Manson)

8-1-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Mayhem Fest)

11-20-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-8-15, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Mayhem Fest)

9-15-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this material with Congressman Ted Budd (R-NC) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


#447. Blunder Of Kid Rock

Last night, Kid Rock was performing a club show at FishLipz Bar and Grill in Smithville, Tennessee.  

Kid Rock often makes overt crotchetal gestures.  Let's get ready to suck it.

But this time, Kid Cock became infuriated when people started filming him with their cell phones.  Because well, you know, stuff like that never happens.  Nobody ever uses their wireless mobile devices to record stuff.  I'll concede that such behavior is way out of the ordinary in the course of human events.

 "Fuck your I-phone.  You fucking faggots with your phones!"

Dedicated to the late James Gandolfini.  This song always reminds of the spontaneous Monopoly fight scene between Tony and Bobby.   Under the boardwalk, with a shlong in Jan's mouth



 

Blunder of Kid Rock
sonofsaf

Oh, you rock and roll clown and stupid fucking goof
Called them I phone faggots which makes you entirely aloof
Blunder of Kid Rock, in Tennessee, yeah
Politically correct maybe enough for me

Son of a gun
(Blunder of Kid Rock) He’s a redneck and cunt
(Blunder of Kid Rock) Jesus Christ was a dud
(Blunder of Kid Rock) With a floodin’ of blood
(Blunder of Kid Rock) Yeah (Kid Rock)

From the look of your life it is a game of show and tell
Some would make the claim that your mind’s not mentally well, yes I can
Blunder of Kid Rock, in Tennessee, yeah
Politically correct maybe enough for me

Son of a gun
(Blunder of Kid Rock) He’s a redneck and cunt
(Blunder of Kid Rock) Jesus Christ was a dud
(Blunder of Kid Rock) With a floodin’ of blood
(Blunder of Kid Rock) Yeah (Kid Rock)

Blunder of Kid Rock, in Tennessee, yeah
Politically correct maybe enough for me

Son of a gun
(Blunder of Kid Rock) He’s a redneck and cunt
(Blunder of Kid Rock) Jesus Christ was a dud
(Blunder of Kid Rock) With a floodin’ of blood
(Blunder of Kid Rock) Yeah (Kid Rock)

 

Under The Boardwalk
The Drifters

Oh, when the sun beats down and burns the tar up on the roof
And your shoes get so hot you wish your tired feet were fire proof
Under the boardwalk, down by the sea, yeah
On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be

Out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be havin' some fun
(Under the boardwalk) People walking above
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be fallin' in love
(Under the boardwalk) Yeah (boardwalk)

From the park you hear the happy sound of the carousel
You can almost taste the hot dogs and french fries they sell, yes you can
Under the boardwalk, down by the sea, yeah
On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be

Out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be havin' some fun
(Under the boardwalk) People walking above
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be fallin' in love
(Under the boardwalk) Yeah (boardwalk)

Yeah, under the boardwalk, down by the sea, yeah
On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be

Out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be havin' some fun
(Under the boardwalk) People walking above
(Under the boardwalk) We'll be fallin' in love
(Under the boardwalk) Yeah (boardwalk) 



The Drifters played the Burgh 3 times.  1956 - Syria Mosque, and twice at the arena (1962 & 1976).  Didn't catch 'em.

Kid Rock has played Pittsburgh a grand total of 13 times.  Surprisingly, I've only seen him once. 

9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavillion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid) 


Please do not share this material with Robert James Ritchie.


Monday, June 07, 2021

#446. Ted

The Orange Prolapse recently endorsed Congressman Ted Budd for his U.S. Senate run in North Carolina.

Hard to believe this sad excuse for a Red Man's head wasn't photoshopped


So this song was originally intended for the honorable Ted Crudd.  But I made it universally applicable.  So it can be easily substituted with any Republican miscreant whose name rhymes with Ted --- Ed, Ned, Fred, Jed, Greg, etc.  Specifically for any losers who've pledged their unwavering loyalty to the Orange Dump.  Huzzah!

Here's a list of some high profile possibilities:

Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX)

Governor Greg Gianforte (R-MT)

Governor Greg Abbott (R-TX)

Congressman Greg Pence (R-IN)

And here's a list of some low profile possibilities:

Congressman Fred Keller (R-PA)

Congressman Greg Steube (R-FL)

Congressman Fred Upton (R-WI)


 

Ted
sonofsaf

I’m here to fuck you,
Like a filthy, nasty whore.
Got a case of the shits,
Rotten…, to the core.
Got a job to blow!
Make you vomit, well fed.
And if the puking’s not fun,
My name is Ted…

Ted!  Fecal shithead,
Ted!  Dumb retard.
Ted!  Fecal shithead,
Ted!

Insurrection humor, all kept on the down…
Try and make it vague.  And it’ll start to drown.
Donald Trump I’m near it!  Orange Prolapsin’ instead.
Cumming like a cum shot,
Cumming on you Ted!  Ted!

You blow me...

No!
I’m back to fuck you!
Open your asshole, like a whore.
Still got a case of the shits,
Pounding anal whore.
Here cums the vomit,
It’s jism instead.
This is how we’re talkin’ shit…
My name is Ted…!

Can’t you see.
Ted!  Shithead.
Ted!  Ted!
Ted!  Dumb retard…
Ted!  Ted!  Ted!
Ted!  Ted!

 

Shred
Overkill

Last time you saw me,
I was walking, out the door.
Got a nasty habit,
Comin'..., back for more.
Ain't just a threat no!
It's a promise, well kept.
So when all is said and done,
I came to shred...

Shred! Simply stated,
Shred! In a word.
Shred! Simply stated,
Shred!

Dirty little rumor, circulating round...
Spreadin' like the plague. in every little town.
Capturing the spirit! and goin' to the head.
Comin' from a blindspot,
Comin' out to shred! shred!

You know me...

Go!
Next time you see me!
I'll be walking, through that door.
And all those nasty habits,
Risin' up once more.
Here comes the promise,
In actions not said.
So make no bones about it...
I'm back to shred...!

You or me.
Shred! Simply.
Shred! Shred!
Shred! In a word...
Shred! Shred! Shred!
Shred! Shred! 



Overkill:

8-2-88, City Limits, Penn Hills, PA

11-17-88, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (w/ Slayer and Motorhead)

6-19-90, City Limits, Penn Hills, PA

2-21-06, Rex Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

4-27-19, Rex Theater, Pittsburgh, PA (w/ Death Angel)

Please do not share this information with Congressman Ted Budd (R-NC), Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX), Governor Greg Gianforte (R-MT), Congressman Greg Pence (R-IN), Governor Greg Abbott (R-TX), and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


#445. If You Want Budd (You'll Get Shit)

As far as I'm concerned, there is only one true Bud.  It's this guy.  Rudy Huxtable's boyfriend.


 Not this dud.


Ted Budd was a North Carolina gun shop owner who won a crowded primary with zero political experience.  He has this unusual penchant for celebrating the existence of AR-15s every time there's a mass shooting, domestic terrorist incident.  Way to go... Budd.



If You Want Budd (You’ll Get Shit)
sonofsaf

More vitriol
Ted just can’t get enough
Vitriol
Wantin’ more and more like a whore
In a rectum his rectum
Well it needs to be fucked
You know what he wants
His dick to be sucked

If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit

Budd has no meat
Budd has no cock
Blood did I stutter
The cum ye shalt mop
You want Budd
You’ll get shit

Yes he is
A criminal
Stealin’ fron the Congress too
Criminal
Shit show sodo-mizing you
Fuckin’ Sister Christian
Is all the rage
Grown up and cryin’
You’ll reckon your fate

If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit

Budd has no meat
Budd has no cock
Blood did I stutter
The cum ye shalt mop
You want Budd
You’ll get shit

So combative

Budd has no cock
Budd has no meat
Budd don’t know why
Budd we’ll defeat

If you want Budd
You’ll get shit
I want you to bleed for me

If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit
If you want Budd, you’ll get shit

 

If You Want Blood (You’ve Got It)
AC/DC

It's criminal
There ought to be a law
Criminal
There ought to be a whole lot more
You get nothin' for nothin'
Tell me who can you trust
We got what you want
And you got the lust

If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it

Blood on the streets
Blood on the rocks
Blood in the gutter
Every last drop
You want blood
You got it

Yes you have
It's animal
Livin' in the human zoo
Animal
The shit that they toss to you
Feelin' like a christian
Locked in a cage
Thrown to the lions
On the second page

If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it

Blood on the street
Blood on the rocks
Blood in the gutter
Every last drop
You want blood
You got it
O positive

Blood on the rocks
Blood on the streets
Blood in the sky
Blood on the sheets

If you want blood
You got it
I want you to bleed for me

If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it



 



AC/DC:

5-15-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

9-11-88, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (Scalped the living fuck out of this concert.  But didn't go inside)

10-15-88, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

1-7-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with U.S. Senate candidate Ted Budd (R-NC).


#444. Ransomware

Prediction: 2021 will be known for the decline of Covid... and the rise of hacking and ransomware.  I can't believe the Orange Prolapse hasn't latched onto this... yet.  Merely because it's an incredibly easy narrative for Trump to explain.  Joe Biden is seen as so weak that malicious foreign actors know they can take advantage of us and exploit our vulnerabilities.  If I was in the Oval Office, as I rightfully should be, these state-sponsored hacker groups would be far too scared to attack our homeland.  Very consumable material for the nimrod Trump supporters.

And now FBI Director Christopher Wray went on the Sunday news circuit and is publicly comparing the onslaught of ransomware attacks to 9/11.  But without the physical violence.  Uh, dude, think again.  If you're unable to envision the prospect of cyber-violence, you might wanna consider resigning your post.

Advice: Here's a thought.  Instead of referring to the Republican party as two wings... "the establishment" faction and the "conspiratorial Q-Anon Trumper" faction, the Dems need to assign a name to the the former half of the party...

The "Anti-T" Party

Considering the recent existence of the Tea Party, it's a fantastic double entendre.  Obviously, the "T" in "Anti-T" stands for Trump.  See what I mean?  Now, all of a sudden, the Democrats are the ones framing the narrative.  Not to mention all future characterizations for the duration of Trumpism. 

Win, lose, or draw (in the Senate and the House), the Dems desperately need an explanation for the Republican allegations of "stealing" the 2022 midterms.  Just saying that all of these election officials did a great job and there was no fraud... won't be enough.  I'd start pushing the story line that The Anti-T party is so thoroughly disgusted with Trump, that many are switching parties.  Not aligning themselves with the evil, radical Democrats though.  These Anti-Trumpers are now looking to embrace the freedom loving Libertarian party.  And that is the credible spin for explaining why the Republicans lost so many close elections this time around.  It was the impact of the Anti-T party.

And it holds the Orange Prolapse directly accountable for any Republican losses.  Losing... again and again.  Over and over.  Meanwhile, Trump is worried about his recent "backward pants wearing" controversy.



 

Ransomware
sonofsaf

Our stock price is falling
Ain’t a game
Our company’s bawling
It doesn’t help to complain
Like computer gun powder
There is no doubt
Like a mushroom cloud
It’s cyber warfare fallout

Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
(Hate dealing with the ransomware)

It’s so maddening
Maddening to see
Business ain’t behavin’ intellectually
Pay off maybe
Some bitcoin plays a part
It’s all a bad cartoon
Ransom is abstract art

Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
(Hate dealing with the ransomware)

Our stock price is falling
Ain’t a game
Our company’s bawling
It doesn’t help to complain
Is it wrong maybe
Some bitcoin plays a part
It’s all a bad cartoon
Ransom is abstract art

Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
Oh, I
I hate dealing with the ransomware
(Hate dealing with the ransomware)

 

Everywhere
Fleetwood Mac

Can you hear me calling
Out your name?
You know that I'm falling
And I don't know what to say
I'll speak a little louder
I'll even shout
You know that I'm proud
And I can't get the words out

Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
(Wanna be with you everywhere)

Something's happening
Happening to me
My friends say I'm acting peculiarly
Come on, baby
We better make a start
You better make it soon
Before you break my heart

Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
(Wanna be with you everywhere)

Can you hear me calling
Out your name?
You know that I'm falling
And I don't know what to say
Come along, baby
We better make a start
You better make it soon
Before you break my heart

Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh, I
I want to be with you everywhere
(Wanna be with you everywhere)


 

Fleetwood Mac:

9-27-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA *
3-1-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
4-26-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-14-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA 
11-1-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

* One of my all-time Top 10 concerts. 

Please do not share this information with President Joe Biden and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


Sunday, June 06, 2021

#443. Ted Budded

Last night there was a Republican convention in Charlotte.  The Orange Prolapse's daughter in law, Lara Trump, the wife of a dumbshit who shares my first name, opted out of the North Carolina Senate race.

That move left Trump, the key note speaker, with a big decision about whom to endorse.  Naturally, he went with his "butt buddy"... Representative Ted Budd. 



 



 

Ted Budded
sonofsaf

Well, I'm Ted Budded, smoke it and see
I’ll throw you in a jail for smokin’ with me
Cum on maybe, stick your hands down my pants
I'm Ted Budded, I'm Ted Budded

You know that I got the kind
Toke and we’ll go out to dine
Money, you want some blow
Now it’s by design
Your Budd never will resign
You know I blow like a Stormy Daniels porno

Now you ain’t a Jew
Butt I’m gonna still Bar Mitzvah you
And then we’ll screw
That little boy will learn to fuckin’ groove

That's why I'm Ted Budded, smoke it and see
I’ll throw you in a jail for smokin’ with me
Cum on maybe, stick your hands down my pants
I'm Ted Budded, I'm Ted Budded

Conservative right
Mar-A-Lago we won’t fight
Bow down and take a knee
Trust me I’ll bitch and wine
And not offer, a glass of wine
Tell me, do you miss, drama?
Now go fuck yourself and see

Fill your ass with stuff
You’re gonna cream pie when you’ve had enough
You better be white
Gonna nail you like you’re Jesus Christ

Yeah, I'm Ted Budded, smoke it and see
Carolina roachin’ smokin with me
Cum on maybe, stick your hands down my pants
I'm Ted Budded, I'm Ted Budded (I’m Ted)

Now you ain’t a Jew
Butt I’m still gonna Bar Mitzvah you
And the Torah too
I’ll make you a much better fucking Jew

Well, I'm Ted Budded, smoke it and see
I’ll throw you in a jail for smokin’ with me
Cum on maybe, stick your hands down my pants
I'm Ted Budded, I'm Ted Budded

No need to fight
(Ted Budded) Likes it when they’re white
(Ted Budded) Now preferrin’ a child
(Ted Budded, Ted Budded) Their ass will be defiled

I will never ask why
(Ted Budded) There is no need to lie
(Ted Budded) You're strokin’ that thing
(Ted Budded, Ted Budded) And kissin’ that ring


Hot Blooded
Foreigner

Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded

You don't have to read my mind
To know what I have in mind
Honey, you oughta know
Now you move so fine
Let me lay it on the line
I wanna know what you're doin' after the show

Now it's up to you
We can make a secret rendezvous
Just me and you
I'll show you lovin' like you never knew

That's why I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, hot blooded

If it feels all right
Maybe you can stay all night
Shall I leave you my key?
But you've got to give me a sign
Come on girl, some kind of sign
Tell me, are you hot, mama?
You sure look that way to me

Are you old enough?
Will you be ready when I call your bluff?
Is my timing right?
Did you save your love for me tonight?

Yeah, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
Feel the fever burnin' inside of me
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded (I'm hot)

Now it's up to you
Can we make a secret rendezvous?
Oh, before we do
You'll have to get away from you-know-who

Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded

Every night
(Hot blooded) You're lookin' so tight
(Hot blooded) Now you're drivin' me wild
(Hot blooded, hot blooded) I'm so hot for you, child

I'm a little bit high
(Hot blooded) You're a little bit shy
(Hot blooded) You're makin' me sing
(Hot blooded, hot blooded) For your sweet sweet thing




 

The odds are that a white Ted Budd will end up running against black female State Supreme Court Justice Cheri Beasley (D).  If I were her, I'd make it a point to publicly refer to him as Theodore... as in Trump's little chipmunk.

Foreigner:

8-27-11, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-27-18, Keybank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA



Please do not share this material with Ted Budd (R-NC), Cheri Beasley (D-NC), and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


Saturday, June 05, 2021

#442. Mandel Don't Care

Ohio U.S. Senate candidate Josh Mandel recently made the cable news circuit!  

He's electric!

Whoa!  Mandel must be one clever son of a bitch.  But to go viral and all, as in genital warts, he's gotta be doing something right.

WARNING: Not your father's Mandelbaum

Listen up yinz!  This Mandelabra douchebag had the unmitigated audacity, the impudent temerity, the unbridled effrontery... to burn a mask and post it on twitter.  This guy, this son of a witch, this MAGA bitch is on the move.  Like I was saying... wow.

By now, I hope you've garnered my inference.  I pray.



 

Mandel Don’t Care
sonofsaf

Been fucked up and lost and found
Still fucked up to the Jewish sound
O-HI-O is the worst state around
Mandel doesn’t care

Spin me like a turntable
Glaze my ass like a donut hole
My butt, is so fuckable
Mandel doesn’t care

I'm a liar and oh so homely
1-6 had some blood to shed
So follow me n’at if you will dare

Everybody's kinda Trumpy the big con
Let’s get naughty lose your spine, and cream on

I’m a jag off, and so not cool
Dick is small and minuscule
My asshole entered makes me drool
Mandel doesn’t care

Stuck in my asshole, sodomized
Monster DAPing, ain’t so wise
Gay lifestyle, prefer the lies
Mandel doesn’t care

I'm a liar and oh so homely
1-6 had some blood to shed
So follow me n’at if you will dare

Everybody's kinda Trumpy the big con
Let’s get naughty lose your spine, and cream on

Thank God I’m white I must confess
Prefer black cock in myself, unless
All that jism is a mess
Mandel doesn’t care

 

Handle With Care
Traveling Wilburys

Been beat up and battered 'round
Been sent up, and I've been shot down
You're the best thing that I've ever found
Handle me with care

Reputations changeable
Situations tolerable
Baby, you're adorable
Handle me with care

I'm so tired of being lonely
I still have some love to give
Won't you show me that you really care?

Everybody's got somebody to lean on
Put your body next to mine, and dream on

I've been fobbed off, and I've been fooled
I've been robbed and ridiculed
In daycare centers and night schools
Handle me with care

Been stuck in airports, terrorized
Sent to meetings, hypnotized
Overexposed, commercialized
Handle me with care

I'm so tired of being lonely
I still have some love to give
Won't you show me that you really care?

Everybody's got somebody to lean on
Put your body next to mine, and dream on

I've been uptight and made a mess
But I'll clean it up myself, I guess
Oh, the sweet smell of success
Handle me with care




I never cared much for this particular classic superstar supergroup sing-a-long song.  It just has this "infinitely nagging" sound.  Decades later, I guess it's not the worst.  At the half century mark, I find my existence is softening in a manner similar to generic brand Philly Cream Cheese.


Seen Tom Petty.  

8-26-95, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

7-10-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-16-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-20-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA


No denyin' Dylan.

7-18-99, Star Lake Ampitheater, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Paul Simon)

11-5-99, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (w/ Phil Lesh)

8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH (w/ The Dead)

 

Jeff Lynne's ELO:

8-16-18, Little Caesars Arena, Detroit, MI (Which is worse?  Little Caesars or Domino's?  Hint: they both suck.)

8-1-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA


But Roy Orbison?  I've never known exactly who this overall-hillbilly-wearin' dude actually is.  Where did he come from?  And for the last three decades, I've remained steadfastedly indifferent.  George Harrison?  I'm relatively certain that's a negative.  He may have sneaked into one of those Farm-Aid-Horde gigs at Star Lake and I was unaware.   

Please do not share this information with Josh Mandel (R-OH) and/or any of the surviving sons of Izzy Mandelbaum.


#441. Rand

Both sad and amusing how all these sycophantic Republican Senators are desperately trying ingratiate themselves with the Trump base.  They're each searching for that niche trajectory.  Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, etc.  Not about policy of course.  It's all about denigrating high profile individuals and hero worship.  And white male grievance.  And freedom of course.  As they all position themselves for a run in 2024.

The current titleholder for the absolute worst case of Trumpitis goes to Kentucky Senator Rand Paul

The Orange Prolapse frowns at the prospect of endorsing a man sporting a "Potsy-esque" Happy Days sweater vest.

Rand (short for Random House... his parents Ron and Carol had a thing for dictionaries) is leading the charge against NIAID Director Anthony Fauci.  #FireFauci.  Why?  Because Trump couldn't come to terms with the fact that Fauci was more trusted, more revered, more competent, and so on and so forth.




Rand
sonofsaf

Rand has a case of the shits
What it’s worth
The fecal impaction, at its core is no longer more
Now Rand’s doin’ the toilet twerk
Not the best, wink around the Orange Prolapse ring
At its core no longer more

If your butt's abused, dildos are fun
Stick it up your ass in place of a dong
Dark meat is bigger and sold by the pound
You’re fed a cock in stereo sound

So, Rand has a case of the shits
What it’s worth
The fecal impaction, at its core is no longer more
Now Rand’s doin’ the toilet twerk
Not the best, wink around the Orange Prolapse ring
Not the best, wink around the Orange Prolapse ring

Dark meat is bigger and sold by the pound
You’re fed a cock in stereo sound
Get down on your knees your knees to be sucking
Committin’ treason
Ass gets a fucking

Rand has a case of the shits
What it’s worth
The fecal impaction, at its core is no longer more
Now Rand’s doin’ the toilet twerk
Not the best, wink around the Orange Prolapse ring
At its core no longer more

Get down on your knees your knees to be sucking
Committin’ treason
Ass gets a fucking
Dark meat is bigger and sold by the pound
You’re fed a cock in stereo sound


So Rand (Rand)
What it’s worth
The fecal impaction, at its core is no longer more
Now Rand (Rand)
Not the best
Wink around the Orange Prolapse ring
At its core no longer

Rand has a case of the shits
What it’s worth
The fecal impaction, at its core is no longer more
Now Rand’s doin’ the toilet twerk
Not the best, wink around the Orange Prolapse ring
At its core no longer more

Rand is a dumbshit retard (what it’s worth)
Rand is a dumbshit retard (not the best)
Dark meat is bigger and sold by the pound (Rand is a dumbshit retard)
You’re fed a cock in stereo sound, so Rand


Stand
R.E.M.

Stand in the place where you live
Now face north
Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before
Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west, think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't before

If you are confused, check with the sun
Carry a compass to help you along
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around

So, stand in the place where you live
Now face north
Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before
Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west, think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't before

Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around
If wishes were trees the trees would be falling
Listen to reason
Season is calling

Stand in the place where you live
Now face north
Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before
Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west, think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't before

If wishes were trees the trees would be falling
Listen to reason
Reason is calling
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around


So stand (stand)
Now face north
Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before
Now stand (stand)
Now face west
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't

Stand in the place where you live
Now face north
Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before
Now stand in the place where you work
Now face west, think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't before

Stand in the place where you are (now face north)
Stand in the place where you are (now face west)
Your feet are going to be on the ground (stand in the place where you are)
Your head is there to move you around, so stand




Never seen R.E.M.  They've played Pittsburgh 7 times.  WTF?!?  

Betrayal?  Not really.  More a matter of situational awareness.

Please do not share this material with Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.