Allow me to introduce Congressman Matt Rosendale from the great state of Montana.
Matt "promises" to kiss the ring. The Orange Prolapse appears quite pleased with this gracious offer of annularity. | |
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Rosendale is one of 21 Republican members afflicted by P.T.S.D. (Pro-Trump Sycophantic Douchebag syndrome). Him and 20 other of his esteemed colleagues just voted to say... in essence, "fuck the police."
The 21 Republicans who voted against the 1-6 members of law enforcement receiving the Congressional Medal of Honor.
- Lauren Boebert of Colorado
- John Rose of Tennessee
- Andy Harris of Maryland
- Thomas Massie of Kentucky
- Bob Good of Virginia
- Louie Gohmert of Texas
- Barry Moore of Alabama
- Ralph Norman of South Carolina
- Matt Rosendale of Montana
- Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia
- Chip Roy of Texas
- Paul Gosar of Arizona
- Andy Biggs of Arizona
- Warren Davidson of Ohio
- Scott Perry of Pennsylvania
- Matt Gaetz of Florida
- Greg Steube of Florida
- Andrew Clyde of Georgia
- Jody Hice of Georgia
- Mary Miller of Illinois
- Michael Cloud of Texas
Rosendale (dance routine, no lyrics)
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Chippendale (audition)
Saturday Night Live
I've never been to one of those "male revue" shows. However, I did hatch the idea of transforming the Woodsdale Long John Silver's into a male strip bar. Simply alter the signage to read Long Dong Strippers and take it from there. Cum on in! Yinz Welcum!
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