#387. Meat Of The Gohmert

Republican Louie Gohmert is generally considered an entrenched Congressional whack job.  His district in East Texas along the border of Louisiana might be one of the most conservative in the nation.  In 2020, it voted for Trump 72% to Biden's 27%.

The Orange Push Pop opens up about anal injections of hydroxychloroquine as sycophants Pence and Gohmert listen attentively.

As far as the Coronavirus goes, Gohmert is mostly known for going down the path of anti-science.  You go, fucko.  He'd often berate the press and fellow members of Congress for wearing masks.  He'd even ridicule his own staff.  Naturally, he contracted the virus in late July of 2020.  And then had the demented audacity to claim that he likely contracted the virus from the mask itself.  Interesting perspective --- the notion of trying to gaslight an inanimate object... the mask was at fault for keeping the virus inside my respiratory system.  If all else fails, blame it on the mask. #BlameTheMask 

 

 

Meat of the Gohmert
sonofsaf

I’m heaven sent to try and fuck a-you
I’ll sing about a kosher brisket too
A rump roast stew does not seem outta place
The yinzer chipped chopped ham’s from outer space

Castrate dismember pull your pud from pants
I hand out blow jobs when I get the chance
The songs we sing together will be sung
And I will teach you how to use your tongue

It was the meat of the Gohmert
Butchering fish for your lent
The meat of the Gohmert was a disguise

And now you’ll be immersed in barbecue
Marinade hot sauce in the ass for you
To feel the burn yourself it sure does sting
I’ll make you hurl and fry the chicken wings

'Cause it's the meat of the Gohmert
The meat of the Gohmert
The meat of the Gohmert
The meat of the Gohmert was a disguise

Your Kobe beef’s a con when it’s homegrown
The Asian cows you sucked upon their bone
Why did you fuck an elf upon a shelf
Lotus position god damn farts you smell

It was the meat of the Gohmert
Butchering fish for your lent
The meat of the Gohmert was a disguise

It was the meat of the Gohmert
Butchering fish for your lent
The meat of the Gohmert was a disguise

Meat of the Gohmert
Meat of the Gohmert
Meat of the Gohmert
Meat of the Gohmert

Heat of the Moment
Asia

I never meant to be so bad to you
One thing I said that I would never do
A look from you and I would fall from grace
And that would wipe the smile right from my face

Do you remember when we used to dance
And incidents arose from circumstance
One thing led to another we were young
And we would scream together songs unsung

It was the heat of the moment
Telling me what my heart meant
The heat of the moment showed in your eyes

And now you find yourself in '82
The disco hot spots hold no charm for you
You can concern yourself with bigger things
You catch a pearl and ride the dragon's wings

'Cause it's the heat of the moment
The heat of the moment
The heat of the moment
The heat of the moment showed in your eyes

And when your looks are gone and you're alone
How many nights you sit beside the phone
What were the things you wanted for yourself
Teenage ambitions you remember well

It was the heat of the moment
Telling me what your heart meant
The heat of the moment showed in your eyes

It was the heat of the moment
The heat of the moment
The heat of the moment showed in your eyes

Heat of the moment
Heat of the moment
Heat of the moment
Heat of the moment

Since 1982, the band Asia has played in Pittsburgh 9 times.  Never seen 'em.  I've always thought they should encore with "Africa."  You know... the one hit wonder by Toto. 

This was actually my second stab at a "Meat Of The Gohmert" parody.  I scribbled an earlier one but lost it somewhere between the Strip District and the North Side.  If it were to ever miraculously reappear, I'll make sure to post it as well.   

Please do not share this information Louie Gohmert (R-TX) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.