#394. How Deep Is Your Gunt?

My 600-lb. Life kinda sucks you in.  Very similar to gawking at a car accident on the highway.  Hard to look away.  

I especially like the frumpy, diminutive, thick accented Iranian Dr. Now (Younan Nowzaradan).  

 

The good doctor tells it like it is.  He always seems to get to the crux of the issue with strikingly informative, critical insight.  If you step on the scale, we can find out how much you weigh.  If you stop eating so much food, you will start to lose weight.  It's important that you get some form exercise.  Stay away from the fast food and sugary beverages.  You'd feel better about yourself if you were able to get out of bed and go for a walk.  And so on and so forth.

 

How Deep Is Your Gunt
sonofsaf

I feel the skin in your midsection
I smell the moisture in your frontal taint
And when you shake and jiggle it just for me
I wanna lick it like a candy cane  
And you enter me like a summer’s eve
Flab you can’t get rid of, plastic surgery
That panniculus fo show

How deep is your gunt?
How deep is your gunt?
How deep is your gunt?
I really can’t discern
'Cause it’s giving off the scent of stool
Making me frown when the Biggest Loser’s me
I want all your gunt for me

You should use shampoo
You know the suds will protect your rolls
You’re the rag in my cleanest, sterile shower
You’re my flavor when you sprawl
And you may not taste like honeydew
When you smell down there it’s more like fondue
The panniculus fa show

How deep is your gunt?
How deep is your gunt?
How deep is your gunt?
I really can’t discern
'Cause it’s giving off the scent of stool
Making me frown, when the Biggest Loser’s me
I want all your gunt for me

Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

And you enter me like a summer’s eve
Flab you can’t get rid of, plastic surgery
That panniculus fo show

How deep is your gunt?
How deep is your gunt?
How deep is your gunt?
I really can’t discern
'Cause it’s giving off the scent of stool
Making me frown when the Biggest Loser’s me
I want all your gunt for me (na-na-na-na-na)

How deep is your gunt?
How deep is your gunt?
How deep is your gunt?
I really can’t discern
'Cause it’s giving off the scent of stool
Making me frown when the Biggest Loser’s me
I want all your gunt for me (na-na-na-na-na)

How deep is your gunt?
How deep is your gunt?
How deep is your gunt?
I really can’t discern
'Cause it’s giving off the scent of stool
Making me frown when the Biggest Loser’s me
I want all your gunt for me 

 

How Deep Is Your Love
Bee Gees

I know your eyes in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
And the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel you in my arms again
And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love, then you softly leave
And it's me you need to show

How deep is your love?
How deep is your love?
How deep is your love?
I really mean to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour
You're my savior when I fall
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I really do
And it's me you need to show

How deep is your love?
How deep is your love?
How deep is your love?
I really mean to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love, then you softly leave
And it's me you need to show

How deep is your love?
How deep is your love?
How deep is your love?
I really mean to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me (na-na-na-na-na)

How deep is your love?
How deep is your love?
I really mean to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me (na-na-na-na-na)

How deep is your love?
How deep is your love?
I really mean to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

Never had the privilege of seeing the Bee Gees.  During the mid to late 70's, when I was between 5 and 9 years old, they showed up in Pittsburgh a grand total of 5 times.  Twice at the Syria Mosque and three times at the Civic Arena.  I was not in attendance. 

Please do not share this material with Dr. Now and/or the morbidly obese.