#391. Upton Twirl

Since the Orange Prolapse has predictably co-opted "The Big Lie" terminology, the Democratic party should consider using something new.  Something different.  Maybe a little more flashy and pointed.

Enter Republican Congressman Fred Upton of Michigan.  

One of the minimally brave Republicans who went on the record and voted to impeach Trump.  That would be for his second impeachment.  Not the first.  By the way, word to the press... it's not a "courageous" act to tell the truth about the 2020 election.  You just do it.  So c'mon everyone.  Step up and let's do the "Upton Twirl."

Upton Twirl
sonofsaf

Upton Twirl
Fred is giving you the Upton Twirl
Kevin McCarthy is a douchebag why
Because the drama’s ‘bout an orange weird guy

I'm gonna try for an Upton Twirl
The right is following an orange faced turd
Compared to any man he’s not a man
Blogging from his tiny desk to all his fans
It’s all a scam

And he weighs a lot
On taxpayer dime
And when he makes up
Fake news it’s a crime

You’ll see he’s not so tough
There’s no blood
Only love with the Upton Twirl
The GOP don’t like the Upton Twirl
They’re sweatin’ liars like the ‘ol Proud Boys
And he keeps makin’ all this endless noise
Still has a voice
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Upton Twirl
You know he wants to try and save the world
Tell truth about the insurrection
You’ll understand the kind of shit he’s in
But still he’ll sin

And when he's squawking
And cooking up crimes
It is so shocking
The taxpayer dimes

You’ll see he’s not so tough
There’s no blood
Only love
With the Upton Twirl
The right is following an orange faced turd
Compared to any man he’s not a man
Blogging from his tiny desk to all his fans
It’s all a scam
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Upton Twirl
It’s the Upton Twirl
You know there’s no blood
With the Upton Twirl
The Upton Twirl
You know there’s no blood
With the Upton Twirl
The Upton Twirl
You know there’s no blood
With the Upton Twirl
The Upton Twirl
You know there’s no blood
With the Upton Twirl

Uptown Girl
Billy Joel

Uptown world
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she's never had a backstreet guy
I bet her momma never told her why

I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white-bred world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am

And when she knows what
She wants from her time
And when she wakes up
And makes up her mind

She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know I've seen her in her uptown world
She's getting tired of her high-class toys
And all her presents from her uptown boys
She's got a choice
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Uptown girl
You know I can't afford to buy her pearls
But maybe someday when my ship comes in
She'll understand what kind of guy I've been
And then I'll win

And when she's walking
She's looking so fine
And when she's talking
She'll say that she's mine

She'll say I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her white-bred world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Uptown girl
She's my uptown girl
You know I'm in love
With an uptown girl
My uptown girl
You know I'm in love
With an uptown girl
My uptown girl
You know I'm in love
With an uptown girl
My uptown girl
You know I'm in love
With an uptown girl

Billy Joel:

3-4-99, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

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7-1-16, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with Congressman Fred Upton (R-MI), former President Donald J. Trump, and/or any of the Republican members of the House and Senate that voted to impeach... and are "courageous" enough to go on the news and field questions.