#384. Unmask Deny

I distinctly remember the instant when the Trump administration committed to a total overhaul and policy reconfiguration on masks.  For months, the Orange Prolapse would actively discourage U.S. citizens from wearing masks.  Insinuating, that by masking up, reporters were collectively trying to shame him.  How masks were bad for your mental health and made leaders look weak and foolish.  But then one day, all of a sudden, Trump concluded that being anti-mask was a public relations debacle.  So he did an about face and took definitive action. 

Trump sent a tweet of himself wearing a mask surrounded by top tier military in the background.

“There is nobody more Patriotic than me, your favorite President!”  Problem solved.

Makes sense!  That's assuming you have the mental acuity skills of a serving of orange chicken from Panda Express,

 

 

Unmask Deny
sonofsaf

All you traitors from the Trump heyday
Copy labels can’t they think, ohh
God I wish they would just stay away
They’re all fucks and missing links
Hope they get cancer
Drains their finances
Unmask Deny

All the strife it comes and goes mankind
Still you're shitting toilet seat, ohh
A McDonald’s is the place you dine
Now go wash your ass and feet
Hope they get cancer
Drains their finances
Unmask Deny

Mmh, don’t upset the apple cart
As you try to deceive
Rallies highlighting to inspire
It’s mostly a sick con game
All the money to retrieve
Cash payments from the con game sent by wire

Rest assured we think that you still smell
But I’m sure you think that’s neat, ohh
Bathroom stall is not for show and tell
Toxic danger no relief
Prolpasin’ anger
Exposin’ danger
Unmask Deny

Insurrection it was very wild
Giuliani’s not okay, ohh
The Orange Prolapse he will still defile
Will Trump, ever go away
Hope he gets cancer
Drains his finances
Unmask stand by
Unmask stand by

Don’t Ask Me Why
Billy Joel

All the waiters in your grand café
Leave their tables when you blink, ohh
Every dog must have his everyday
Every drunk must have his drink
Don't wait for answers
Just take your chances
Don't ask me why

All your life you had to stand in line
Still you're standing on your feet, ohh
All your choices made you change your mind
Now your calendar's complete
Don't wait for answers
Just take your chances
Don't ask me why

Mmh, you can say the human heart
Is only make believe
I am only fighting fire with fire
But you are still a victim
Of the accidents you leave
As sure as I'm a victim of desire

All the servants in your new hotel
Throw their roses at your feet, ohh
Fool them all but baby I can tell
You're no stranger to the street
Don't ask for favors
Don't talk to strangers
Don't ask me why

Yesterday you were an only child
Now your ghosts have gone away, ohh
You can kill them in the classic style
Now you, parlez-vous français
Don't look for answers
You took your chances
Don't ask me why
Don't ask me why

Billy Joel:

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