#376. Join The Taliban

Over the weekend, three car bombs were near simultaneously detonated just outside a school for teenage girls in Kabul, Afghanistan.  The death toll has risen to 85 with hundreds of injuries.

(Typical U.S. interpretation of an Afghanistan war zone.)

Regrettably, the bombing coincided with other breaking news on Fox.  That being Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingraham calling for the arrest and criminal prosecution of Dr. Tony Fauci for his negligence regarding the Chinavirus.  Demanding answers about the U.S. government's alleged funding of an evil Wuhan lab and various other Q-Anon based conspiracy theories.

 

Join The Taliban
sonofsaf

Women are dung
We blow ‘em up outside school it’s cool
Afghanistan is not your fodder
The hocus pocus of Republican drool
They want to titty-fuck Ivanka
Assassinated they refuse conformity
The Biden withdrawal was ambitious
Mohammed says
“The Taliban wants to kill for all to see“
“Can you feel the strife in our abyss?”
Muslim says
You know whassup a bomb for thee

Xenophobia for all to see
I think murder is so much fun
I want to join the Taliban

Decades gone it was the worst war in history
Unless you served it could be boring
Perhaps a patch of some rough opportunity
The Orange Prolapse enjoys conning
Just like Spock, you’re gonna get a mind meld
Some gagh for din Klingon abstaining
“Orange Prolapse clown! Oh my God a clown throwdown!”
We hope you die or stay far away

Muslim says
You know whassup a bomb for thee
Xenophobia for all to see
I think murder is so much fun
I want to join the Taliban

"I'll live and die as Taliban.”
Bombing join the Taliban
Bombing join the Taliban
Bombing join the Taliban

John The Fisherman
Primus

When he was young
You'd not find him doing well in school
His mind would turn unto the waters
Always the focus of adolescent ridicule
He has no time for farmer's daughters
Alienated from the clique society
A lonely boy finds peace in fishing
His mother says
"John, this is not the way life's supposed to be."
"Don't you see the life that you miss?"
And he says
When I grow up I want to be

One of the harvesters of the sea
I think before my days are done
I want to be a fisherman

Now years gone by we find the man who rules the sea
He sets out on a dark May morning
To bring his catch back to this small community
He doesn't see the danger dawning
Four hours up, oh the ocean swelled and swelled
The fog rolled in it started raining
"The starboard bow! Oh my God we're going down!"
They do not hear his frantic mayday

And he says
When I grow up I want to be
One of the harvesters of the sea
I think before my days are done
I want to be a fisherman

"I'll live and die a fisherman."
Calling John the Fisherman
Calling John the Fisherman
Calling John the Fisherman

Primus:

7-21-93, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

3-14-98, Beaver Dome, Monaca, PA (Beaver Dome - no joke)

6-22-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

5-22-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

4-14-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-30-17, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

11-2-17, Goodyear Theatre, Akron, OH

6-8-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with individuals who've been negatively impacted by the 2 decades long war in Afghanistan (8,760 days).